THE ALLIANCE II KHALI), FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 1920
lip
TWO
wlrkel wiles of munie siace by the
llnwailnn dunce orchestra. Two
young hopefuls were lugged home by
the arms.
Walter Anderson, who was Injured
In an auto accident somp time ago,
is reportpd doing nicely.
Harry Smith had his tonsils re
moved at the ofDcea of Drg.- Dasktn
and Bellwood Tuesday.
Miss Leila Coinforth and Ken
neth Mohrnian niotorpd to Hemlng
ford Wednesday.
I Random Shots
red man evpr got a haircut. Yesier
lay, at 2:33 p. m. John Kelnkober
;i sited trimming the straight black
ocks of Chief fiunllght-nack-of-the-Harn.
Some of these days we may hear
f an Indian taking a bath.
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IVrr, Copsnell denerveB a plnah
covrrrd seat la The Herald's acad
emy of Immortals. 1I has dlsrov
rrrd the only nystem to avoid losing
cuffbutloiiR.
Simple enough, loo. Just wear a
different kind of button In each
mlwve. 1'eopln don't nee but one of
your sleeves at a time, anyway.
In the three months preceding
Perc'a revelation, ve loat four sets
of cuff buttons. Acting on his ad
vice, c iu cured r.". iJil pair, and
for three months huve heen without
this worry.
Kven if all signs should fail, and
you should lose one, under this plan
It won't make any difference. Any
ulray cuffbutton will bp Justus good
ns the one you lout.
We're going to persuade I'erc. to
figure out a scheme to kppp the
laundry from losing the buttons that
are sewpd on.
We live and learn. Until yester
day, we npver knew that the noble
I'iritire. If you can, five grown
nun trying to capture one canary,
and 'you will hnvp some Idea of lha
scene that took place near the ex
press olllce Wednesday morning.
Two of them climbed the tree In
which the bird had taken refuge;
one stood underneath and held his
arms wide opctfi, saying "Hlrdle,
birdie!" very tenderly, a fourth man
tried to whistle like n canary t nl
Ue fifth man went after salt. Won
1 r which one was successful or
did they scare the poor bird to
death T
Two yoii'ig girls, high school stu
dents, left home the other evening
and started for the city library with
a raft of book's and papers un!er
each arm. The story they told was
j that they were going to read up on
'journalism.
Three hours Inter: Two mothers
rescue their daughters from the
Personally, we think the parents
did (he girls a grave injustice. They
were getting "local color" and that .
ought to be a part of every Journal
Ism course.
In our college days, the Journalism
students used to gpt local color nt
tho Savoy bar. And nobody snld
anything, so long as they were uble
to go home undpr their own power.
We used to do a lot of studying
at the Orpheum.
i
I Parents are so unreasonable, don't
' you think?
What's become of the man who
used to stand at salute when the
"Star-Spangled Ilanner" was ,il;iyea
on the phonograph?
IMPERIAL THEATRE
Tonight
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24
WM. FOX, presents
Gladys Brockwell
in
"Flames of the Flesh"
There is a love that trancends Life. The Story of a New
En gland Puritan who shocked gay Paris.
COMEDY
"Playmates" r--T
LATEST CURRENT EVENTS
ADMISSION, 15 and 30 CENTS
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 25
Mary Pickford
in her latest picture of sunshine and charm
"POLLYANNA"
Her gladness is contagious, Rce the picture that has made
millions happy that keeps the laughter chasing the tears and
makes the heart sing.
COMEDY
SNUB POLLARD, In
. "You're Pinched"
MUTT AND JEFF in
"In Wrong"
' MATINEE 15 and 30 CENTS. NIGHT 20 and 40 CENTS
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 26
MATINEE 3 P. M. NIGHT ONE SHOW ONLY 8 P. M.
Hollowell Concert
Company
Featuring
John Wentzell, Baritone
who without a doubt can be classed with the greatest of
singers.
They are known from coast to coast as the best of musical
entertainers.
PHOTOPLAY
Wallace Reid
in
"Sick A'bed"
The liveliest patient you ever saw in a story that's all
smiles.
FIRST EPISODE OF
"Hidden Dangers"
THE SENSATIONAL SCIENTIFIC MYSTERY SERIAL
ADM. MAT. 30 & 55c Night 55 & 85c
We time a car of. l'eniiKjItaniii
lianl coal oh track. Forest I.tr. Co.
Mrs. Angela UUBsel of Denver ar
rived to take charge of the MeVick-
er beauty parloiB.
Mrs. J. Sullivan of Casper, Wyo.,
la in the city visiting friends.
JAS. BURNS
ART. A. DALY
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Jim Burns
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Established
18S9
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Art A. Daly
Sheep Department
Frank Roberts
We specialize in handling Range Cattle and will give you the best service possible to '
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for Good Results
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OMAHA
NEBRASKA
THE UNIVERSAL CAR
REDUCTION
In Series of Ford
Products
The war is over and war prices must go. Effective
, at once Ford cars, trucks and tractors will be sold
F. O. B. Detroit at the following prices:
Touring car, regular . $440
Touring car, with starter $510
Runabout, regular $395
Runabout, with starter $465
Chassis $360
Coupe, complete with starter and
demountable rims $745
Sedan, complete with starter and
demountable rims $795
Truck, with pneumatic tires .... $545
Tractors ........... $790
The Ford Motor Company makes this reduction
in the face of the fact that they have on hand im
mediate orders for 146,065 cars and tractors. The
company will be suffering a temporary loss while
using up the material bought at high prices. They
are willing to make the sacrifice in order to bring
business back to a going condition as quickly as
possible and maintain the momentum of the buying
power of the country.
HENRY FORD says: "The war is over and it is
time war prices were over. There is no sense or
wisdom in trying to maintain an artifical standard
of values. For the best interests of all it is time a
real practical, effort was made to bring the business
of the country and the life of the country down to
regular pre-war standards."
We are at your command with regular Ford efficiency in service
and eagerness to fill your orders.
& Miller
Hemingford
Alliance