THE ALLIANCE HERALD, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1920
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RANDOM SHOTS
"Uemprnber, curses sometimes, like
Your rhtrkciiH, 'roost at home';
Don't ppeak of others' faults until
You have none of your own."
Iat touching poem Is lifted bod
ily from n publication Riven us by a
disliibuior of relielous tracts. Jf it
applies to you, there's nothing to
keep jou from clipping It. out and
memo: liiiiR W.
Amrne other thirgs for which we
diBckil :i cJltcrial responsibility is
the question as to. whether a dog can
be li t )xlcated. The printers' devil
who d s?,)o!o;l the hooch last Sun
day etill insists th.it his dog had
every symptom of binf: nrppncrl. We
didn't see the dog perform, bu; we
know his muster pretty well.
We are rcmindtd, m (iinsidlin
with seemingly impossible stork's, of
the way In which grandfull.ir t-ok
the tit arch out of father. Pad had
come in with a yarn of some sort or
other, and the old gentleman
thought it pretty far-fetched. "Son,"
he asked, "are you quite sure that's
the truth?" "Yessir. oh. yessir,"
the boy answered. "Well, it may
be,' grandfather conceded, "but I
wouldn't tell it, son, if I were you,
for it sounds bo like a lie."
However, anything can be believed
in dog days.
Hints to prospective brides, taken
r 1 .1 1 1 1 t
change: "The bride who is a particu
lar striking young woman, admlr d
for her individuality in dress, has
chosen for her wedding costume a
suit of midnight blue duvetyn, piped
la fray, and will wear a smart hat or
grar, matched in gloves and low
shoes."
Some of those colored men who
were slanding mar the fccene of th'
shooting the other day are Just be
ginning to come back to town.
The Inspired compositor made us
say last week that J. M. Weaver
would speak in Alliance, when we
wrote it "A. J. Weaver." We have
I orlicially forgiven him, and will try
again some time.
However, it might have been
worse. A Denver daily speaks of a
woman "incurring a broken ankle"
in the street car collision.
There are places where it is unrafe
to wear a straw kelly In public after
September 1.
, Some of these days we are going
to be forced to discard our Palm
Beach suit and gosh, how we dread
It.
According to a dispatch from Tol
edo, O., the mutilated bodies of seven
Russian women were found in a sack
in the waters of the Vladivostok
harbor. What worries us Is why
Toledo should be the first city in the
outside world to learn the gruesome
details.
A facetious paragrapher suggests
that a good heading would be:
"Mayor of Cork Sinks."
Nothing New.
First Clerk: "I wonder who first
thought of the loose leaf idea?"
Second Clerk: "Well, it was used
with more or less success in the
Garden of Eden."
In that city, arrested the other day
on a charge of having booze illegally
in his possession, will be given a
chHiice to resign, and If he don't do
It, they mny Are him. "Such a man
Is a detriment to the force," Chief
Kberstein is quoted as saying.
liven n Half Tint.
Maybe one swallow doesn't make
a summer, but It voul.l Iiii;ih .i
up considerably. Cartoon Maga
zine. Todays Uest Story.
"Mow niucn do you charge a feller
to take a wash?" asked a grimy
looking indlvl J.i.il hi i lie casbior at
a public bath house. "Fifty cents a
bath or twelve tor ?5," replied the
cashie r. "It would pry yi.u to buy a
five-dollar ticket." "Nothin' doin',"
answered the grimy Individual, de
cisively. "How do you know 1 m
goin' to live twelve years?"
Omaha is growing better. A cop
"LEAVE IT TO ME"
AT IMPERIAL TONIGHT
The attraction at the Impulal this
evening is William Russell In "lx-im
It to Me," a rollicking romance of an
idle Idol and his botched effort:) i
honest labor. With money enough
roosting in the bank to live on com
fortably for another century, Dicky
Derrickson is obliged to go to work
through the perverse notion of his
fiancee. The town in which his lot is
cast is so tip-top honest that Dice..,
in search of a "cinch," buys a d-Active
agency. However, ne gets moe
than he bargained for. Complica
tions breed like rabbits and fill an
evening's boisterous entertalnm ni
to the brim.
What i3 said to be the moot tali;-
rd-of photophy In Mouths Is. "The
Hushed Hour," which will com to
the Imperial Saturday. Rlnnch"
Sweet Is the star, but It Is an nil
rtnr cast. The picture Is founded on
a short story by the same title which
was wiltten by Charlotte Hrool c
llainllton and published In one of .1
leading national mapailnes some
months ago.
On Sunday, aside from an limnll
ment of the "Hand of Vengeance '
r.;ll, there will be represented "His
House in Order," a tale dealing with
the marital difficulties of Nina Gra
ham (lilsle Pergusnn) and Kllm:r
Je6son. riltucr, believing that Nina
cannot keep his house In order set os
for the sister of his former wlf to
live vlth them. The sister-in-law
makes all soils of trouble for Nina,
and relations between husbaiul u rt
wife become much estranged. Vn.i
finds letters of the first wlfi t her
sweetheart which reveals' lh) fict
.hat Jesson is not the father oi to
boy. Fllmer barns the truth of his
second wife's worth and all ends
iispiy'y.
Wanda Hawley in "Miss Hon h ",
a sparkling comedy, la schedule! for
next Monday evening. It coneerna a
young Woman who hates men w nl
dines to smocks, futurist art, Jnre
foot dancing and other such faJ:i.
MUST CUT WEEDS
ALONU HIGHWAYS
Notice is hereby given to landown
ers and those occupying land tin t
weeds must be cut along the public
highways in Ilox Rutte county w. th
in the next five day a. Notice to cut
weeds hns been given before, and i n
extension of five days' time from H e
limit previously t;et will be give i.
If this warning Is not heeded, the
weeds will bo cut und the charge!
taxed agalnpt the property. It nv.11
rave you money and. annoyance If
you will do this yourself.
C. L. HARSHMAN.
GEORGE DUNCAN,
ANTON UH RIG.
82 County Commissioners.
Wyoming, Sontn Dakota snl Ne
braska all J itn toge'her at Crawford
on September 16-17-18 for the big
gest fair ever held In the Wesf. Craw
ford, "the homo of ull the old Roman
sports." Is today the home alno of alt
the latest and up to the nilnu'.ft
(ports, Including tho first airplane
race In Ihp stale ef Nebraska.
Machines leave Omaha at 3 o'clock
a. r.t. tn the 16'h i n-ivc in Craw
ford during the afternoon. '
first prize. In gold; $.100 second
prize In currency and $300 third
prize in silver. Come to Crawford
nnd see the erentetit aviators of the
nge as they arrive from Omaha. 82,
Rheln Hardware Co.
bargains in wagons lor
who calls first. ,
have a few
the fellow
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I0YLCS COLLEGE llsoola lusinau Collf
Omaha, Nebraska Lincoln, Nebraska
New .'Tli in
itor
Our Autumn Showing of Ladies' Coats, Suits and Dresses is Ready for
Your Approval Varied Models Are Here for Any Figure
in a Wide Range of New Colors.
SUITS
We are glad to announce our Fall Showing of
, Suits to Alliance shoppers.
; Never have we shown a more attractive collec
tion of SUITS from the most conservative in style
and price, to the most elaborate and expensive.
Suits for the flapper and the woman of large pro
portions, as well as those in the usual sizse.
COATS
Every new idea in Autumn Coats is here for
your inspection.
It is well to buy your COAT now) while the var
iety of styles is the widest. Perhaps you'd like a
warm, cozy utility suit perhaps you'd enjoy one
with a huge fur collar. We can satisfy your taste in
either event.
DRESSES
Select Your Fall Dress Early and Obtain the Maxi
" mum' Amount' of Wear. ,
DRESSES are here in fascinatirg rrriy. Those
of navy tricotine are particularly smart, with their
trimming touches of bright color. Silk frocks are
softly draped, and often beautifully beaded. You'll
have no trouble in finding one that becomes you I
SKIRTS
Separate Skirts forthis Fall represent an econ
omical and attractive combination for the season's
costume. Fashion has decreed that this comf6rt
ablc garment shall be worn more than ever. See
our showing soon. Popular materials in becoming
colors await your visit.
The New Fall Millinery is Now on Display Here
LET US HELP YOU FIND A BECOMING HAT
No matter what the price you may be sure the hat is stylish or it would not find its place in our assortments... Frequently hats at $5.00 are designed by highest grade designers. They
simply have less hand work, less expensive fabrics and are less e xclusive however, they are becoming and splendid value.- The higher grade hats are exclusive models with hand-work, finest
materials and trimmings. . .a.m VjL4te&gEE'
WE FIT YOUR PURSE-rYOUR GOOD TASTE IS SURE TO BE SATISFIED
The HORACE BOGUE STOR
ALLIANCE, Otto Zamzozv, Manager
Inc
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