THE ALLIANCE IIERALD, FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1920.
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Random Shots
Health hint: Many a girl who
tries to achieve a drug store complex
ion cannot tell the difference between
pink and punk.
Trlnters aren't the only folks who
make typographical errors.
And painters aren't the only folks
who ought to know more about color
schemes.
Try "symphonic dancing" to
"bring out the soul." The American
set in rarls is doing it, and that
means that before long all these Jazz
bands will be known as symphony or
chestras. Sometimes there's something In a
name.
F'rlnstance, if that express pack
age had been addressed to Hot
Springs, the boys at the depot say,
they could understand why one par
ticular customer might be peeved at
a few hours' delay.
Late scientific dope: "The limit
of the atmosphere is not seven, but
350 miles. A Norwegian astronomer
has measured It, and knows exactly
how big it Is. And the sky is black,
not blue.
That astronomer must have lived
in Alliance. The sky is black here
most of the time.
Let's see, they entertained Doo
Cook in Norway, didn't they?
the paving contractors were being
held up by the city construction, and
they knew It wouldn't bo finished for
some time, why did they Jerk out
those crossings T
As Hashimura Togo says: We ask
to know.
Bet a deaf and dumb man could
sell those Norwegians oil stock.
A literary education cannot be ac
quired in homeopathic doses.
Engineer Grant drew a pitiful pic
ture of the paving contractors, at
Tuesday's council meeting. He BfH
they were Just Itching to get to work,
but that the city, with its storm and
sanitary sewer work, was in the way.
Any excuse is better than no ex
cuse. Of course, If the paving contrac
tors had their machinery and men on
the ground, this argument would
have more effect.
j What we want to know is this: If
This Bank
and Women
Every woman should come in and get acquainted with
this Bank and its facilities for helping her in her finances.
Household expenses are very important items nowadays.
Instead of paying bills with cash, pay them by Check
and then you have a sure receipt. It is the ideal way
Safe and Convenient.
If you wish to open a savings account, we will be glad
to explain the various plans we have perfected along
these lines.
If you cannot quite make up your mind as to just how
you wish your account handled, come in and talk it over
with one of our officers. They will be glad to give you
their most courteous attention.
First National Bank
Alliance, Nebraska
10 HOLD SCHOOL
FOR WOMEN VOTERS
Women lawyer From (lilengo Will
Do lu Alliance For Tlireo
Meetings May 20.
Miss Margaret A. Shaffner of
Chicago, a lawyer of some note, is
conducting a series of cltizeuship
schools for women voters in the
northern part of the state. She is
scheduled to be in Alliance on
Thursday, May 20, and will hold
meetings here, in the morning, after
noon and evening.
These citizenship schools have al
ready been held at l'lattsinouth
Fremont and West Point. Other
cities to be visited this week Include
Stanton, Norfolk, Neligh, O'Neill.
Ainsworlh, Valentine, Chadron,
Crawford and Alliance.
Miss Shaffner is a college woman
who is not contt nt with less thauPh.
D.,and would have enjoyed continu
ing on the faculty of any of the state
universities with which she has been
connected, had the pay been adequate
for living needs. As it was not, she
took up law and now has a very
lucrative practice in Chicago, from
which she has taken a months va
cation to come out and help Neb
raska women. ,
During the period of the war many
business and professional women en
listed iu the ambulance and motor
service for duty overseas and Miss
Shaffner was among them. In re
counting experiences she likes to
linger over the grand democratic
spirit with which the woman who had
only her time and strength to give
toiled beside the other women who
could and did often furnish the am
bulance as well as drive it.
The course as announced, con
sists of lectures on the machinery of
government and the operation of the
machinery. An outline of the course
follows:
The Machinery of Government
National Government:
A. The President and Cabinet.
IS. Congress and Congressional
Procedure.
C. The Federal Judiciary.
State Government:
A. The state officers.
The New Constitution.
The Legislature and Legislat
ive Procedure.
D. State Institutions and Our
Public Wards.
E. The State Judiciary. ,
Operation of the Machinery
Political Parties:
A. How parties originated and
, why.
B. History of their growth and
changes.
C. Party machinery, committees,
conventions.
Election Machinery:
A. Primaries, candidates, nomi
nations. !
B. Registration, method, time.
C. Election laws, general, special.
D. Detail of voting.
As outlined, the course cannot fail
to answer a good many questions that
B.
C.
THE UNIVERSAL CAR
The Ford Sedan is the favorite family car. Siats five comfortably. While
an enclosed car with a permanent top, it may, in a minute, be changed to a
most delightful open car with always a top protecting against the sun. In in
clement weather it is a closed car, dust-proof, water-proof, cold-proof. . Finely
upholstered. Equipped with demountable rims with 3!2-inch tires, tire carrier
and an electric starting and lighting system. A real family car. Anybody
can safely drive it. It has all the conveniences of an electric car, with the
economy which goes with Ford cars, low cost of purchase price, 6mall cost of
operation and maintenance. Leave your order with the dealer listed below.
Coursey & Miller
AUTHORIZED AGENTS FOB ALL FORD MOTOR CO. PRODUCTS
puizle the new electors and. if the humane than shells,
truth be known a lot of tl. e males thc effect9 of both?
couU a'trnd with fine results. As yet. I
announcement has not been made as
to whether the women voters of Alli
ance have made arrangements to re
ceive Miss Schaffner with open arms,
but the meetings are scheduled.
Prohnbly time and place will be an
nounced later.
Has he tried
Styles run in cycles. The old
fashioned nickel will come into its
own again some day.
In these days of profiteering and
?reed, why not adopt the vultore tM
ihe national blrdT
British Jokers are still having:
ihelr little fun. They're going to or
ganize a permanent court of internsV
tlonal justice.
The Herald $2.50 a year.
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We are sorry to learn that the Jap
anese u;v Koiug to abandon the kim
ono and attempt to replace it with
fashions of Western lands, says Bing
hamton PresH. The orientals will
lose more than they can gain. Here
In America, one of the saddest effects
of our so-called "Americanization" is
the promptness with which our alien
residents discard the plcturei que ,
garb of their natlvo land for tho
cheap and hideous imitations of what I
happens at the moment to be the cur-
rent style among purchasers of ready- j
made garments. Many a foreign-
born woman looks better with a ker
chief over her head than sho ever will
with a befeathered monstrosity which
some ono has told her is an Ameri
can hat. Men who come here with
rings in their ears are far better
dressed in their native corduroy than
In the cream-colored or sky-blue suits
ihey so promptly achieve. It Is more
Important, no doubt, to make the'
world safe for democracy than to;
preserve the remnants of Its fast van-'
ishlng plcturesqueness. But even a
democratic man cannot live by bread
alone.
The spring stvles In shoes Indicate
that the lower the cut the higher tho
Price. . . ., - ,
A British general says gas is more
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by which a t.-crann can
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very cotimo-i kind. In t'.ie home.
for instance. 1'n housewife can snvo
on such an itcr.i na a brcotn. Llid
f !'v retires that if a'.'.a uses a
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Wkh tie NC7 ZTYLZ LEE BROOM
t'ie en a cut l!.e sewing after the straw
l.js worn well up. tlicn with the thread
removed slio still lies a flexible broom.
for almost again as much sweeping.
Tho fibre shield protcts the shoulder against
breaking. Underneath litis shield the patented
construction keeps the broom corn in a firm
position, end pointed down in a nnturr.l way.
l'his is an exclusive feature of theZEDA-LLE
It enve one broom, and makes the NEW
STYLE ZEUA-LLE a double service broom.
BROOMS I
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out why thousands of users feci justified in having
Reeled it for pci.nanency in their homes and
stores.
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Furs and Hides arc Worth Money. The North-Western Fur, Ilide & Rend
ing Company with George Brandell as manager is prepared to buy all your
Furs and Hides at any time. Bring them to the Brandell Livery Barn when
you are ready to cash in on them.
We Will Pay It
The North-Western Fur, Hide & Rending Co. will give you the highest
market price at all times for your stuff. Get a bunch together and bring them
in. You'll be satisfied with the result.
North-Western Fur, Hide & Rending Co.
Phone 72
GEORGE BRANDELL, Mgj.
Alliance, Neb.
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Get them both at.the.sign of the Red
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