TWO TUB ALU A NCR ITERALD, TUESDAY, MARCH 23, 1920. Comment-and Discomment Something similar to a hornet's est has been stirred up In Lincoln daring the past few days orer rates Charged by a theater for a perform ance of "Tiger, Tiger." It appears that the rate was 60 cents higher Chan was charged in Omaha for the same thing. Somebody discovered the discrepancy, and immediately there went up a loud howl from the theatergoing populace In which, Among other mutterlngs, cries of "Stung!" and "Profiteers!" could be distinctly heard above the din. Those who cried "Stung!" were eot referring to the kind of a play they saw for their money. Indeed, Frances Starr in the leading role was declared to be well-nigh perfect, And some there were who were more extravagant In their praise. One of the critics went so far as to say there Is nothing now playing In New York city that excels the performance. The main Idea is that Lincoln people bject to paying higher prices than those charged Omaha people. With the possible exception of the "Passion Tlay" of Oberammergau, there probably isn't a single theat rical company on eartth that isn't organised to make money. It Is more expensive to produce plays than it used to be. Actors and actorines are no longer satisfied with press agent notices of high salaries they Insist on getting a fair share of what they ram. Heaven knows that competi tion in the movies Is keen enough to make the salaries real, and the legitimate theater must make the salaries large enough to keep the stars out of the movies. AH of us can remember, a few years ago, when moving pictures were comparatively new, how a lot of the theatrical headllners sniffed when anyone mentioned the movies In their presence. "No room for real art save on the stage," they said, but one by one the sliver screen or the silver money won them over. 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The manager of Lincoln's leading playhouse, the only one which makes a pretense of booking anything save fillums and vaudeville,, has sub mitted some interesting figures on the season's records. Out of twenty three of the better grade' produc tions, but six have "sold out." Two others had good houses. The re mained played to "half a house" or but little better. Now, Lincoln Is a city in a class by Itself. There are more so-called "cultured" people In one block of Lincoln than in ten blocks of Omaha. The state univer sity does it. But despite the pres ence of a state university and oodles of people who are supposed to rec ognize and want the best, the man agement of this theater has found that good attractions don't pay. By "good attractions," we do not meRn that the offerings consisted of Shakespearean performances or n bunch of highbrow stuff. The list of plays drawing "half a house" In cludes such titles as "Tiger, Tiger," "Listen Lester," "The Boomerang, ' Mitzl Hajos in "Head Over Heels," "Tea for Three," "Parlor, Bedroom and Bath," "Turn to the Right," "Kobln Hood," "Flo-Flo," and the Fanchon-Marco Revue. They are performances that have made good in places that are large enough to accord them paying patronage. Now that "Robin Hood" has come and gone, two choruses may be ex pected. There will be one class of patrons, enthusiastic over a real musical event, who will plead with Manager DuBuque to bring other at tractions of the same kind to Alli ance. They will point to the well filled house on Sunday and the fair sized audience on Monday as Indub itable evidence that there are the atergoers here who appreciate seeing and hearing something out of the ordinary and- are willing to pay for the privilege. These people, unfortunately, have little Idea of the money that it costs to bring "Robin Hood" to this city for a two-ntght stand. They look at the price of admission, they see a well filled house, and then wonder why it Is that Alliance patrons don'? have the same theatrical menu set before them as patrons In slightly larger cities. It will come ai a mat ter of surprise to these people that nearly every performance of this kind has been a disappointment to the box office, no matter how much pleasure It gave the patrons. Whatever profit there was In "Robin Hood" probably went to others than the local management. The company's agent was more or less disappointed lu the patronage, although he conceded that It was as good as the average under similar circumstances. The real "profiteers" In this Instance were the people of Alliance and vicinity who had the op portunity for three hours to enjoy one of the best pieces of comic op era ever staged, played and sung by a cast of marked ability, at a price that was remarkably low, under the circumstances. Theatergoers will cheerfully dig up carfare to see per formances not a whit better. HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? (If you can answer correctly all of the questions given below, then with out doubt you are an average Amer ican.) What Is the name of that man who, during the present generation, has had the most pernicious influ ence upon American Journalism? What large city on the North American continent is it whose In habitants generally are ashamed of their mayor? During what administration was It that a certain admiral reproved a certain secretary of the navy and was backed up by public opinion? 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