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BALD & RUST LAND CO. Successors to Thomas-Bald Investment Co.
TIIE ALLIANCE I1ERALD, TUESDAY, MARCH 16, 1920.
Brides
Having her friends and
hose of her husband, . for
luncheon or dinner in the
hew home is a delightful
part of a bride's experience.
Of course she wants her
table to be beautiful, so your
gift of dining room equip
ment from Thiclc's will
please her immensely.
The taste, charm and excel
lent quality of a Thicle gift
bring a feeling of elation. It
is something choice in which
she takes particular pride.
Cut Glass Sherbet Sets,
$5.00 to $8.00
Thiele 's
Jewelry Watches Drugs
Brunswick Phonographs
Watch Inspectors C, B. & Q.
Wood Kay-oo Ixmghrey
BISBEE. Aril., March 10. Happy
Wood of Tucson knocked out Frank
Loughrey of Bisbee In the third
round of their scheduled ten-round
bout here last night. In the first
round Loughrey put Woods down for
the count of eight with an uppercut
to the body. Thereafter the fight
was a whirlwind, both men mixing
it at infighting. Woods forced Lough
rejr through the ropes In the second
and put him down twice. Early In
the third he swung right to the Jaw,
ending the fight.
Denver fish Tuesday and Wednes
day. Whole fish at 18c lb. 121
Kast 3rd St.
A salmon with two mouths has
Just been caught In the Columbia
river. We're lucky the profiteers
haven't developed four hands.
For big values see our assort
ment of dresses at $ 33.33.. High-
land-llolloway Co. 31
The falling off In production it
probably due to glare in the eyes
from diamonds on the fingers of hon
est mechanics.
For big values see our assort
ment of dresses at $33.35.. High
land-Hollo way Co. 81
If leather continues scarce one
may be tempted to take the leather
coats of the family and have them
made up Into shoes.
It may have been noticed that
however other things In life may be
stinted, there is never any shortage
in trouble.
Do Your BREAD BAKING in
PYREX WARE ,
With PYREX you actually see ' the bread while '
it is baking. You know what s going on inside the
dish and you get a crispy crust on the bottom and
sides as well as the top.
PYREX is made for every baking Use for bread,
pies, cakes, puddings, custards, eggs, pot pies, beans,
macaroni, casserole, au gratin dishes, etc
It is sanitary Tie ver wears out and is guaranteed
not to break in actual oven use.
A complete set nay be had for a modest
cost start yours today buy a bread pan at
GEO D. DARLING
11-117 West Third Street
THE SEVEN-YEAR ITCH
(If You Get It Once Yon
Never Want It Again )
Punk Poetry of the Thermometer
The ole thermometer Is doped we
know.
Because when we're sure It's thirty
below.
And the whole room's as cold as the
teacher's pate,
The derned ole mercury up to seven
ty does raise.
We can see our own breath and we're
all looking glum,
And our feet are cold and our hands
are numb;
An' we cuss the ole ganitor an' say
he ought to be fired,
And we don't see why such a guy was
ever hired.
By Taul.
Paul "Oh Bill, did you notice it?
Bob is very pale lately. What's the
reason?"
Btll "Oh, since Robt. Abar came
over here he knows he can't get his
girl so easy."
Bob "What would a boy who
swears now do when he gets big?"
Vern "I don't know."
Bob "He'd cuss."
Once there was a little boy
Who was always very glum;
He's never known to have a joy.
He'd never even hum;
But one day quite by accident
A Seven-Year Itch he found,
And since that wonderful event,
He's never known to frown.
By Paul.
P. "Why do we have to keep
quiet in school?"
W. "Aw, the o!e clock's about
wore out and if we don't keep quiet
we wouldn't hear it and wouldn't
know it was running."
W. "Oh boy, I maue most of the
kids trn green with envy."
P. "Why?"
W. "Oh, I gotta sit in the
corner."
Say, Paul, if Chick wasn't exist
ing there wouldn't be as big a de
mand for soap.
P. "Why do the drug store3 sell
so much vaseline?"
W. "Oh, VerxzkJ Von Jkxzdtlst
(guess who It is?) uses it all on bis
head."
P "I wonaer what makes the
thermometer in cur room so bum?"!
W "No wonder it's bum. , Any
thing would be when it's so close to'
Xymostzxcv's (guess who It Is?)
seat."
We have decided not to raffle oft
our picture machine, but to meet the
heavy cost of this paper we plan to
give a show some time next winter.
Last night at basket ball practice
little Verney threw a basket. I
don't know the reason but I think
Exams, didn't agree with him.
Random Shots
. ANNABELLE'S ERROR
A tragedy in two acts. Initial per
formance given at Alliance, Neb.,
some time last week.
Cast of Characters
Heroine Annabelle-Just turned 17.
Hero John He's old (he's 20).
Villain The Doorbell (the kind that
rings on the Inside only).
Time: 3 a. m. Tlace: Front porch
of Mrs. Questlonmark's home, some
where in Alliance.
Act I
The heroine Is removing her
shoes, preparatory to entering the
house. She leans heavily against the
villain, and addrespes the hero:
Heroine: Untie that knot, quick.
That woman upstairs Is a shew!
Hero: Gimme time! Gimme time!
She leans on and off'n sometimes
off the hero, sometimes on the vil
lain, for perhaps ten minutes, when
a voice from the Inside comes shriek
ing: "Y'ldlots, lay off that door
bell!"
Curtain.
, Act II
Time: 8 a. m. Place: Box Butte
avenue or some other avenue.
The heroine timidly approaches a
front .doer and knocks. (There
ain't no bell.)
Strange landlady: What Is It, my
dear?
Annabrlle: Do you have rooms to
rent, mariane?
Curtain.
If you den't believe this happened,
ask the girl. She'll deny it ye,
absolutely. '
So general In the belief that th
importation wears pink camisoles
that we heard a sober-minded cltiten
refer to him as "Cammy" yesterday.
-For Sale Two six room house
on Sweetwater. Modern except heat.
Price and terms right. See Nebraska,
Land Company. tf
It's about time little Xymostxxcv
started invitin' teachers to dinner In
hopes he'll pass.
Skirts,' $9.00 to flS.OO values,
for $7.50 in our special assortment.
Illghland-liolloway Co. 31
The woodsmen are early on the
job with their presidential timber.
No Matter What
You
Build
Buy the Most Suitable Material
No matter what your structure is that that you have in mind for this Springs
improvement on the place, you can't afford to use any but the most suitable
and the best material obtainable. If it is a hop house, a shed, a parage or a
dwelling house there is a certain kind of building material out of which you
will receive the greatest percentage of value.
It Is Our Business to Assist You
In our every d"y business experience the question comes up very frequently
regarding the long life, and suitability of the different building materials that
we sell. Our aim is always to consider the problem from the standpoint of
the customer. We figure the thing out from your side of the fence and give
your our sincere opinion in the matter regardless of the percentage of gain
there is in it for us. We know there is
much building to be done in this ter
ritory in the years to come and wo
want our patrons to become "repeat
ers." We are making a play for "sat
isfied customers" and believe this to bo
one sure way to secure them.
i mmm
- Can we not at least give you our ideas
regarding one of your building prob
lems T
Dierk's Lumber & Coal Co.
P. W. HARGARTEN, Manager
ALLIANCE
NEBRASKA
r
OPERA
FESTIVAL
NIGHT
An
Entertainment
for the
Host
' Critical.
GUARANTEED BEST ATTRACTION EVER IN ALLIANCE
Ralph Dunbar's Presentation
OF AMERICA'S GREATEST COMIC OPERA
libretto by HARRY B. SMITH Music by REGINALD DeKOVEN
PBICE3-150, $2.00, 2.50 Seats on Sale at F. E. HolsUn'i
Its Melody Inspires
and Sets
New Lyric Standards
to the Music World.
A Super-Production in
Point of Beanty of Art
and Picturesqueness.
Big Powerful
Musical . Romantic
Senically Beautiful
An All-Star Oast of
American Operatic
Artists.
IMPERIAL
THEATRE
Sunday
and
Monfav
March
21-22