THE ALLIANCE HERALD, TUESDAY, MARCH 2, 1920.
FIVE
Random Shots
ed a dlrorce, and all the evidence
she had was the following letter, a
half-and-half mixture 01 English and
French: "Mjr gentll, gentll cher. I
love you, mon amour. I love you,
tnon cher, Je desire vous toujours
avec mot. - Nous Herons - heureau u
Je kiss you, encore, encore, encore."
Our barber nearly precipitated a
riot last Sunday. He attended a
wedding, as a witness, you under
stand, and after the minister had
finished his awful work, and had re
ceived his fee, and while all he
bride's feminine relatives were weep
ing, and the happy couple stood
under the wedding bell, he stepped
up to the. groom and spoke as fol
lows: "Brother, congratulations.
Married life will be happy if you ob-
serve the Marquis of Queensbury
rules. Remember, no fighting In the
clinches, strangle holds barred and
positively no horseshoes In the
driven."
Does hare a mushy sound, doesn't
it? "Encore" means "again."
Who said It was a hard life la the
trenches T
After we got to reading I, we
found out thut Prissy recomends eat
ing one day and fasting the next.
. We knew there was a catch In it
some place.
Harry Oantt was apltated when he
ran across al lthose open doors lead
ing out from the Lackey cell.
He thought they were going
throw him out, for a minute.
to
Why do women weep at a wed
ding, anyway? " For the best answer
to this question, written In purple
ink on green paper, as befits a seri
ous subject, we will award a suitable
prize, to be selected by the hand
some op.
'
Advice to A. E. F. soldiers: Go
through your trunk immediately
and weed out letters that may be
used against you. The wife of a
captain of engineers has been grant-
A certain friend of ours had one
of those letters but explained it b
saying that it was from a twelve-year-old
girl at whose home he had
boarded.
There Is something to this ralsi i
stuff. A news report from Kenosha,
Wis., says that four students and
two teachers were expelled or fired
because they were discovered experi
menting with the restive raisin.
If some kind friend will present
us with a perfectly good recipe, we'll
promise that it will be UBed only In
extremely urgent cases.
The governor told all tne high
school students to "work and save."
We didn't hear whether he was ap
plauded. The "old stuff" doesn't
seem to work as well as It used to.
Probably he thought there was
dant.ur ui tolas thinking he had tried
a new way to get his client released T
Maybe he was thinking of the fee
that he'd lose.-
Anyhow, it was a close shave.
Harp isn't the only Alliance man
who would like to find that two-story
brick house.
The visiting brother didn't give
very definite directions.
Some folks are cautious.
OLD NEWSPAPER
A IIKL1U OP THE
CIVIL WAR DAYS
Our Prlscilla has a new remedy
for fat people this week. The title
grabbed our attention right away. It
read: "Eat and Grow Thin."
Never
Mind
Send It To Us
If you get a spot on your dress or if it becomes soiled
from wear, send it to us and we will return it looking
like new.
Many of your friends send their, garments here regularly
for they have found that systematic cleaning and press
ing lengthens the life of their clothes.
Let us show you how well we can serve you.
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h Cleaners Tailors
OUR TELEPHONE NUMBER 13 OUR NAME
213 Box Butte Avenue.
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Some popular pieces and some very late hits that
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DARDANELLA
FRECKLES ;
ROLY BOLY EYES - ,
BEAUTIFUL OHIO (
I WANT A DADDY i .: W
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ; ,
YOU'D BE SURPRISED ' i !
OH WHAT A PAL WAS MARY ' . I '
GIVE ME THE SULTAN'S HAREM , ;. , ;';
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OOIIE IN AND HEAR THEM
(Geo D, Darlim
115417 West Third Etreet
Alliance, Nebraska
(Continued tiom Tage 1.)
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' and If so. let a brand not only be
placed upon their brow, but let it be
scared Into their very brain, that hu
manity may scorn and shun them as
they would the portals of hell itself."
And, also, the forager was always
with them. They didn't mind the
confederate brethren stealing from
their opponents, but when they stole
from their friends and neighbors,
then In desperate plight, they drew
forth this sort of a remonstrance:
"We have heretofore refrained
from alluding to the matter which
has been a source of extreme annoy
ance and loss to our citizens. We
refer to the lax discipline of some
of our company officers in allowing
their men to prowl around day and
night, and purloin fruit, vegetables,
and chickens, etc., from our den
izens, and in the majority of cases
from those whose chief subsistence
Is derived therefrom; this charge is
i,0(, uuiie Uboicly to taose at the
works, but Is equally. If not mainly,
attributable to the wagoners ana
others in charv.e of animals. Several
cases have come to our knowledge
wnerelii the offenders have, In open
davlieht. entered premises, seized-
cattle and other things, and defied
the owners to their teeth. eW are
nained to learn that an esteemed
citizen of our Vlcksburg, Wm. Por-
terfield, was under the necessity, in
nrotectln ehls Property, to wound
one or two soldiers, and deprive an
other of his life, we fully appreci
ate the fatigue, hardships and pri
vation to which our men are sub-
wted but uoon lnaulrv It may be
ascertained that our city is second
to none 1 ncontrlbutlng to the wel
fare of those gallant spirits wno risK
thlr life and limb for the achieve-
men of an end which will mak us
one of the most honored people 'ot
thn onrth. and such conduct ot wnlcn
m-e complain Is but base ingratitude
A soldier has bis honor as mucn ai
stake as when a civilian, then let him
preserve his good name and reputa
tion with that same Jealous care as
before he entered his country s
ranks. But so long as this end Is
lost sight of. so long may we expect
to chronicle scenes of bloodshed
among those of our people. We
make this public exposure, moruiy
ins; as It is to us. with a hope that a
solutary Improvement In matters
will be made by our military authorities."
MRS. MARGARET KELLY'S
WILL FILED IN COURT
The will of Mrs. Margaret Kelly
was filed In probate court Tuesday
morning. She left an estate valued
at between 16,000 and $7,000.
Among minor bequests was one of
1100 to the Bloomington, Neb., cem
etery association, and a $25 share
of stock In the Masonic Temple was
left to the association. Her personal
keepsakes and mementoes were left
to her granddaughter, Helen Hewitt,
and the balance of the estate Is given
to the Eastern Star home at Fre
mont, Neb. The will gave minute
directions for the funeral arrange
ments and disposal of the body.
which were carried out as she bad
desired.
The excess profits tax means that
you can steal all you want to from
your customers just so you give tne
long end of the stealings to the gov
ernment.
MOVE FURNITURE SAFELY
We have equipped our dray wag
ons and auto truck with the latest
appliances for moving furniture with
out marring, scratching or damaging.
Up-to-date wagon pads will be used
by us on all moving jobs.
If JOHN R. SNYDER, Phone 15.
When in Antioch """
Take Your Meals at
THE LIBERTY GATE
Meals at All Hours
' John Strata
SEPARATE SKIRTS
Made of all tho well known materials and these new materials are being introduced
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J
Especially Attractive
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Are shown of Tricolette, Satin,
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as well as introducing a vast selec
tion of the novelty shades and
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Blouses
Are making their daily appearance introducing new de
signs of different materials that are sure to appeal to the
women who wish to avoid the ordinary and at the same time
is not unpleasantly conspicuous by a flashy fad of fashion.
- Many of these Blouses are especially designed to appear in
conjunction with the suit, separate skirt or sweater. How
ever, they are being worn to advantage with any of the
three.
EXTRAORDINARY VALUE3
Are to be had in the Dresses and Hosiery sh own in tho Red Tag Department. You will
do well to keep posted on offerings in this Department.
' HBghland-Eollo way Go
J. M. TOLLMAN'S
Sale
PEspersioe
OF REGISTERED
HEREFORD BULLS
Owing to increased ranch duties I have decided to quit handling registered bulls and I will
sell this bunch of choice animals at public sale at the
Old Phillips Livery Barn
ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA
Saturday 9 Mar. 13
- AT 1:30 P. M.
These bulls were raised in Northern Missouri and Southern
Iowa and are largely of Anxiety breeding. They are mostly
coming three and four year olds, thoroughly acclimated
and tuberculin tested and in excellent breeding condition,
having been well wintered. During my sixteen years of
handling Registered Bulls I can truthfully say that this is
as fine a bunch of bulls as I have handled. Every animal
guaranteed to be a satisfactory breeder and right in every
way.
I will also sell with the same guarantee one aged bull which I have used on my ranch dur
ing the past year. This animal is an exceptionally good individual and weighs about 1900.
These are all well marked, big-boned animals and they will make a valuable addition to any
herd. I live near Marsland and I am in a position to make good on every guarantee.
TERMS CASH OR BANKABLE PAPER
J. M. TOLLMAN
VL P. C0URSEY. Auctioneer,
Alliance, Near.
OWNER
Marsland, Nebraska
Tint Nag&fial Eank of Amine
