THE ALLIANCE HERALD. TUESDAY, JANUARY 13, 1920. 3fC JMUmtrc Hrralb BURR PRINT1NO CO., Owners OEORQE 1 BURR. JR Editor EDWIN IL BURU....Uu8ino Mgr. fBsUbecrtpUon f 2.00 year, in advance Entered at the post office at AM- , Neb., for trantmlBBlon through ae maila aa eecond class matter. Published Tuesday and Friday. Random Shots Xa there a little Digger In your roodplle? "Mental cruelty" ia recogniied ground for dirorce by a Chicago Judge. It consists In not answering when ytur wife starst to quarrel with you. . We hare alwara annrored the Pol Jey of "watchful waiting," but It cer tainly does enrage the women folks. Mark Twain once said: "The man vbo invented the cuckoo clock Is lead. This Is old news, but good.' V More humor: Finland is dry. So Is Its chief product . A Ban Francisco Junk dealer has brought suit for divorce against his Wife, and says that she treated him cruelly, nagging him Incessantly. She ren carried a lemon with her so that she could clear and moisten her throat to continue when long exer tlon made her hoarse. The tortures of the Spanish inqul eitton pale Into Insignificance In com parison with the methods of this modern Xantlppe. Tet there are those who say that -women need the higher education. , He was lucky she might hare In isted on reading poetry to him. Bracelet Watches Worse and more of it: Some play rrlght has written a draminer with he title: "No Liquor; No Love." Sounds Interesting, doesn't It? We'd ask Harry DuBuque to get U here If it weren't for the fact that the author nays It is intended to de pict the tragic predicament of the alcoholic, deprived of his customary stimulant, whatever that is. We'll say it's tragic. (We heard this on good authority.) t The play won't be popular. subject is too painful. The We have been asked to distinguish between fate and something else that we've forgotten the same of. It wasn't propinquity, but some other word that meant the same thing. We changed the subject. Leapyear Is like an influenia epl demlc you can't tell who will be the next victim. The folks that you be lieve to be Immune sometimes get the worst casea. More poetry: The following, from an unknown author, is believed to have been the work of von Hlnden burg, who, like all great Germans, had his lucid moments: Mary had a swarm of bees Who, Just to save their lives; Went everywhere that Mary went Because she had the hives. Daring December wo sold an unusually large number of bracelet watches. But our stock was exceptionally com plete, and since Christmas we secured others, so that the display now is one of great attractiveness. The very newest ideas aro shown in cases, exquisite round and odd shapes. Move ments are thoroughly de pendable timekeepers. You can buy at Thiele's most advantageously a practical bracelet watch for every day use, or a fancy pattern so es aential for dress occasions. $25.00 to $50.00 Thiele's Jewelry Watches Drugs Brunswick 'Phonographs Watch Inspector O, B. A Q. Call 100. Rough Dry 8c per lb, James Feaglns departed Sunday for Miami, Fla. Sheriff J. W. Miller returned yes terday fro ma uslness trip to Lincoln For Rent Two furnished rooms for light housekeeping. 821 Big Horn avenue. 12p Richard Ale of Barnett ft Co., is spending a week's vacation with rel atlves In Denver. For Sale Two six room houses on Sweetwater. Modern except heat. Price and terms right. See Nebraska Land Company. Miss Leone Mallery returned to Scottsbluff Monday to resume her duties as teacher in the schools at that place. We grind our own lenses. Drake ft Drake, Optometrists. The district deputy grand master will be in Alliance tomorrow night to install the officers of the I. O. O F. lodge. For Sale Nine room house Best part of town. Modern. Price 1 right and good terms. See Nebraska Land Company. Mr. and Mrs. F. E. Holsten enter tained at dinner Sunday. Covers were laid for Dr. and Mrs. C. E Slagle, Mr. and Mrs. Roy Beckwlth and Mr. and Mrs. A. V. Gavin. Glasses accurately fitted at rea sonable prices. Drake ft Drake Alfred D. and Earl E. Smith, of Alliance, Neb., have become cadets at the Kemper military school, Boonville. Mo. Vitality borrowed from the eyes in early age will bankrupt the vision in later life. See Bauman and See Better. 12 Mr. and Mrs. Dr. Herschman en tertained a few guests at dinner on Monday evening. The guests were: Doctor and Mrs. Slagle, Doctor and Mrs. Morris, Mrs. Addle Durham and Mr. and Mrs. Helprlnger. Vaughn W. Oermaln and Miss Dorothy M. Stafford of Alliance were married by Judge Tash Saturday evening. Mr. Germain is employed as express messenger between Alli ance and Sheridan. Mr. and . Mrs. Germain will make their home la Alliance. Mrs. A. C. McDonald entertained the Methodist choir at her home, on Platte avenueFriday evening.. Those present were Misses Ethel Graham, Edna Benedict, Alta Young, Nelle Acheson, La Rea Lunn, Verna Dow, Jannett Grassman, Norml Veach, Williams and Mesdames Donovan, Dunnings, La Mon, Lee Acheson and Cogswell, and Messrs Harold Thomas, j Norman McCorkle, William La Mon and Cunningham. Mrs. M. E. Lester is confined to her borne due to illness. Itoitght Dry, 8c per pound. Al liance Steam laundry. tf W. B. Barnett returned Monday notin from Lincoln, where he had been on business for the previous four days. . Mrs. D. L. Fleak of Rocky Ford, Col., Is expected to arrive Wednesday for a short visit with her brother, William Bevlngton. For Sale One five room house, good condition. Mortem except heat. Good location. See Nebraska Land Company. j 4 Mrs. William Ostenburg of Scotts bluff returned to her home Monday, after spending a few days with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Smith. Frank Fitzgerald, salesman for the Newberry Hardware company, left for California Saturday. It Is a business trip and will be of Indefinite length. f The home missionary society, of the Methodist church gave a very entertaining pageant at the church Sunday evening. Rough Dry, 8c per pound. Al liance Steam Laundry. .2 Mr. and Mrs. L. L. Smith left last Thursday for Chicago and Reck Falls to visit Mr. Smith's home for two weeks. . The teachers social club was en tertained Friday evening by Misses Bargy, Beets, Beat and Mrs. Crocker. The evening was passed with music and games. A dainty two-course luncheon was served. Do not measure eye comforts by dollars. Say, '1 want my eyes prop erly fitted"; then See Bauman and See Better. .12 Mrs. D. W. Butler received word Monday of the serious illness of a sister and left on No. 44 Tuesday for West Plains, la., to be with her. Mrs. Thomas J. Beal entertained the teachers of the Alliance schools Saturday afternoon at a kensington. The guest list included Misses Bargy, Williams, Wilson, Elliott, Lockman, McColllster, Spencer, Batle, Clark, Wilcox, North, Eloe, Whitney, Coen, Crocker, McCue, Wilkinson, Veach Theal, Jennings, Soaper, Iledlek, Beal, Simmons and Mesdames Em erlck, Case and Donovan. Fish, Pickerel and Whiting:, 15c and up. Pilklngton. tf Mrs. Vern Hunt entertained at bridge Friday evening complimentary to Mrs. John O'Brien of Stewart. Ia. The guest list Included Misses Mabel and Marie Corey, Nellie O'Donnell, Josephine O'Donnell, Hazel Bennett, Mabel Toung, and Mesdames W. R. Mets, H. E. Gants, Bruce Mallery, Bernard Holsten, William O'Keefe and Fred Carlson. The Christian Endeavor of the Presbyterian church held a business and social meeting at 7:30 p. m.'on Monday at the home of Miss Mar garet 'Hamilton. One feature of the evening's entertainment was a guess ing game, In which the guests will be dressed to represent the title of a book. - If You Want to Save Read This I am disposing of my stock of 1919 "Wall Paper, in order to make room for 1920 line, at, per bolt, 18c 20c 25c Avoid inconvenience and higher cost through scarcity of labor by buying now. If interested, phone 593. "We will be pleased to submit samples of patterns carried in stock. Ray & Ray Open Until Saturday , Jan.-1 7 T. THOMPSON DIES , AT LOCAL HOSPITAL T. Thompson, sixty-five years of age, died at St. Joseph's hospital In this city Monday night. He had been a patient at the hospital for over a year. Funeral arrangements have not been made. jN order to accommodate many of our patrons who have left pack ages with us until after the mid month pay-day. we have decided to remaiu open until Saturday even ing, January 17th. In this way no one will be incon venienced and everyone will have an opportunity to take advantage of the savings offered here. MM A. Mi 1 In Is THE STORE OF QUALITY Call ISO. Rough Dry 8c per lb. Alliance Steam Laundry. tf WORKMAN INJURED BY ACCIDENTAL FALL Henry Lllienthal, who has been working with the North Platte river bridge gang at Bridgeport, was seri ously Injured Saturday of last week when he fell and one of the twisted wires used to support concrete forms penetrated his body. He was brought to St. Joseph's hospital. Cotton Seed Cake and Meal IMMEDIATE AND FUTURE SHIPMENT We have a few cars enroute for quick delivery. Wire for delivered price on Meal, Cake or Hulls. Choctaw Sales Company Stock Tarda Denver, Colo. Stock Yards Kansas City, Mo. One Minute Store Talk "You people have every selling point that every clothing store in America has, and then some. Why, I never saw an organisa tion so thoroughly equip ped to make Its bid for business.. 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