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T1IK ALUANCK HERALD, ALLTANCE, NEBRASKA, DECEMBER 30, 1919.
Commcnt-and
Djscommcnt
"And may every day bo ft perfect
day
To the rnl of n perfect year."
when p first heard the story of the
Irishmen. How many Alliance
people remember the great electric
railway nyMem that waa to run from
Omaha, to Denver? It hnnn't been
Ho many years since towna were fleht
take offense. The meeting would
hare ended peaceably enough, had
not Daker told that Irish atory.
The mlnuto It was finished, tho
old man rose to his feet, and, hir.n-
of
That's the strain that an editor.
With noul perfectly attuned to the
niuslc of the .spheres, would st.irt in
with at the ctot-e of Christ 111:19 1 iy
but only preachers can keep It it p In
definitely. V'c feel like viititiK n
couple of columns of noble s-nt t-!
ments, but our nnnd ia 01 iplek ly !
filled with the tliouulif of a n rueous ;
Chrlstnms dinner, with the .acri-nt on !
tho fliff syllalile, and our $e.ils.-rih- j
rrs will pimply l.avo to wiit until!
our font of Inspiration I lem f loB".:ed
up with turkey and other cornea-i
ins for a location along its route dishing that war club, yelled: "Pom
and the Durlington and Union Pa
cific officials were fretting about the
freight and passenger traffic: they
were due to lose. Our home county
voted bonds to help the road get n
start, ard so did lots of other coun
ties. And there wasn't any reiso'1
on earth bui lack of confidence and
capital that kept that Intcmrhan
from going through.
tildes.
We fit el heard that Iiisli r.fory dur
1n ir the - days when .Mr. I!,ik"r, a
h; ii'l ome eotitleainn with p. pesiia:i
!ve tonrue, was eampaigrlir; in
dSfr-Teiif precincts in nn eiiV;ior to
carry Cm in for the himdi. The writ
er Mile irmro than a kl-1, but v.n
sen ( the ctlili.r he ba.l no opaor
1 unity tri know rbout ever; tli'nrr that
w:' i'i'; on. nnd PH; t- ervl!."! ;t
! the Imuv
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We are reminded, in this eonncc-j proper
tion, of a story ih.at will bear re-! ; p..,,, i,,
pratinir. 1 wo inrnmcn, who ii.i'l 1 for t !n
woiKeci nam on titeir jimt-, on ic a i, j, ,,, ji;,V(: (( r.,
to have one fling ai hluli life, and bo ! ,-vr ,i, ,r sxn, ,vo i to tMa
they saved up tin ir money for a year I ri :;n. Itwould be to hon on
or more. Finally, with
came to the
& grand hotel that wt them liruai ; v
about $15 a day and Htarte, in to en- j r
Joy themselves. They decided, first
cl nil, to have a bit; ban'iu"t. And
so they went down to tho main din
ing room, turned .their hats over to
the check stand robbern and reated
themselves within two feet of th'
orchestra.
Neither of them had ever ordered
from a bill of fare, and they ran up
against a innzo of (Unites they had
flever heard of, but all of them
bounded appetizing. Ono of them
waved his hand grandly nt the
ner to write about Christmas. And
BO wo'll tell about tho circumstances
waiter, nnd said: "You may bring
us the whole of It." And the waiter,
for a wonder, understood.
The first course was soup. And
there were the kjnds of. it. Our
heroes waded- through all of them,
smacking their lips, tin 1 finish in r
with honors. Then came the second
course nnd with it r-everal arm
loads of dishes'. The waiter r.ticked
them on the table nnd on nearby
tables. It was a knockout. One of
the Irishmen, looking sadly r.t all the
food, shook his head idowly nnd re
marked: "It's a chance of a life
time! but We're full of soup."
every now and the l to eel
tho inHnentiil farmer:! and
key nod h to ftrilre ii hf
Pad wn ici'.dity r.tronT
ai'ro.'td. Vo rMu'.M' ! r that
I PHB
: he
'd car
r-
T
a ruial o. :.n,i rile 1,w.:t town (w lived n .
llarn, they i ir v.-iiiv hi.i-i.. i,i,;. i,,r,n
big city, hired n room imWM nfrald tbaf the ncl'-e t'e t - t
on! I make, cooilog rnd t"-nr. r 11
-.'itrq of tl.o r l ht. would he i.ioan U)
COIlt'Ml I Willi.
We're too full of Cbr'plman din-
At r;ny rate, there wan a. inrctln;;
called at tho Milliken ichool house
on; ni,:ht, and ll.iker came to talk II
over. Pad was addressing mot her
i ieetlni; in the cither end of the coun
ty, and the Judge (meaning Judge
St.uk) wis golni? to bear him com
pany. Palter asked dm l accompany
him, nnd we were tickled to death.
We felt quite Important rldinrr 11 o-e
three milon with a coining railway
magnate, ami did our be: t to bear up
under tho strain. It was quite a
meetlnK. Then; were about fifty
farmers out, and linker male a
grand speech, and got all sorts oT
applause, but Micro was one hearer
who wasn't at all impref ru 1. lie w.-s
a big, rawboned old Iilahma.n, ahout
six feet fenr, who carrier) a trei'i -n-doua
blackthorn ahillalnh. lie owned
a lot of kind in Aurora precinct ;,nd
wa'i ope::ly opposed to the rallroa !,
which wouldn't run through Mm,
township. He objected to vdln:.:
bond bi-caiwo oT th;it fact, and a'l
tlirou-.'h the meet in;.: hectored the
speaker, inrulllnsc him In that g"ii, 1
Iriah way Mi.it ma le P.aker hopp'.n'i
ma.l, but at whL-h ho didn't dar"
do ye say that the Irish are full
pouii you stlnkln' little spal
peen?" and hf broucht that big stick
over his head nnd down toward Pak
er's scalp. The meeting broke up
right then. One husky farmer back
of the oil Irishman caught his am
anil deflected the blow else we
would have had nur first oppor'unlty
to witness a murder. There was a
rcgu'ar uproar, and In the mi.'r;t. ( f
It, Haker made his wav outfddo whip
ever body il-e was mi!Hii;; nroui-d.
He d.dn't voary nu:eh atiout hi.; nii.i
panWei f.f (lie dir. n r did've iKt
na i" iciila i ly a t.' nt liiio. We wer
in Mire niai, an.; ra:iiiy sal i i
how or other, we doubt whether
Paker was ever afterward the deb
onalre young promoter that he was
In the blithesome days before the
Milllken echoolhouse affair. Eight or
ten years afterward we met him In a
Lincoln hash house, and he didn't
laugh half as much as we did over
the picture he made backing tip to
that buggy. It rather spoiled the
meeting. Come to think of it, we
weren't so very much amused, tit the
time.
cimis'WAs si:i: u:i:s at
ritKsnvmtiAX 11111:111
pretty well heeled for one of his age.
Ilut even better than the generous
gifts Is the generous spirit of the
givers, and a survey of "the why"
we should receive such gifts at your
hands brings a new appreciation of
the blessed privilege of ministering
in His name and a realization that
it Is because of Him and this min
istry in your midst and not of our
selves that, we are enshrined in the
love of men and women and little
children, nnd these are the thinrs
that are worth while. We thank you
for there gifts.
Th"
it
p-e
Wed M f
ch m r h.
Pi er hytej ian Punday school
'd a Chiistmas fretrvam las!
day v ninu at 7: So at. the
j Two soldiers had left their enm
: pany in a bit of a hurry during a
! heavy bombardment at the front.
'Paniel one v them, "What's that j
:n- t
out I !!:;
the' Uil-
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It was :.:,
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the p-.ti -ticlpantH bi
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The proi;iam vim o- pared, j
tli--' C:v ci ion i f Mi s V
T.'yr'le Watts and 1
ived. Fanta Claur; ,
(do-;" of ti e pro- '
a' n ad ''e';-:!,t t i
nd wife w i-r : ; re-
iro
f;;; ac r ; n 1
was very well
an I veil ju- 1 :
a
ra ; lm!!i. t
buz.in' around my ear for?"
"It ain't a bee," gnsj er the olhor.
Pun, .lee, run, it's a machine-gun
fiwler'n' you." Ameilcan Le
on Wei kly.
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t was
iii': a
toppt ,
(Me-USte:) vv'l'l life
! eur.d leoV ina ( r
1 to watc'a so e
l a ra 1 r r. ":i. av. wi ll e
na--; r:f the liaht siz" f r
'en Kaa.,a. 'ii' -y wea--i
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That p:-e( iiu t, r-i w
n't cany for tho bo:id'
of the other;; did. Th'if
never I
re-all it. d'd-
-i. Put. ta-" " '
bond ; were
Ued., becnu.'o the whole1
schomo blew nn before -n very long. ;
Sane day, t'u.irh, oil'-'T folk: may '
take it up and carry if throurh. It's
no! so i;a pi act ieah'o as a lot of other
aeheiies that Had b.icke,, py th.e '
hundred, nnd wle n th'n western ;
country of ours g;is half-way !-'
v(l 'id, it can U'-e all the railrea Is
Miit there are - :nvl t;r'ii .some. Ji'h
doubtful whet'i 'i- any county will .
ever a-aain vol" bend.-j for ai:y p'i-i
vr'ely owT'C-d pubKc utility. j
Will
PM't
ivi 1 a Iviuk :
saviT's necou
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the
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fin the
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head.
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Commands for troops in action andl
In drill need not fall into disuse with
the end of the war. Most of thenr
may still be used with telling effect
In civil life. As, for Instance:
Traffic cop, to line of motorists:
"In place, halt!"
Ilusy business man to waiter:
"Double time, march!"
Young woman to her returning
soldier: "Present arms!"
Shopper to saleswoman: "Charge!"
Swimming instructor to his puiil:
"Fall in!"
Irate mother to daut'hter, who has
applied rouge: ''As ou were!"
Hotel clerk to bdlhop: "Front!"
Modiste to customer in hobble
skirt: "Half s'p, march!"
ImivUient father to young nun
slaying late with hi.s daughtt rs:
"PoiiMi u:y, dlsmh seil !"
Tailor to customer he is fitting:
"About face! "
Piscernii: tr mother to top little son
afler his bath: "Iu'pccMiui arms!"
)ii 'i-,i:.'iiioil landlord to Ids pod-i'-'.a!
fuma-ae s'eolcer: "Cca.'e fir-
r
ian
In
r
Atlarlie port
r e c a dial e;
1 hit
ono evening
tit; l-l ttamp
rh'p in and
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hat thai!
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ca d-l!1-"!-.
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do:
sue
baby'
--i :tae
hiotc bo. 1
of ?r,, th
of Mi s. P. J. !-'tm-i a i, am
;es I..ulu and Ilttth. Pon'-ideTin
Mne-s jtnd all the young man i
hm:i a :. n
i to h
"nh. PI,
. rdhed.
Mr. Parkins took
ehai'"" out of his po
il.e 1 i( j:iai-;eil;dy.
"Calm yoiirr-df. rjaria," he ad-vl-ed.
"It va s: hat 'count i rfeit ninr
t ! I've been t'-;in!r ro len-r to get
lid of." Ameilcan I.evion
a I'.a idfal of
:kft r.nd O'Aain-
Wiekly.
ti.'t e.ar
'S ! he r.
' T'iia,'
the St r
for the
Weekly.
in th" fairway,
a pa1 of a 1'El'eJ
a. An rf.cer en tho
1 Mie trat i-i th'-ou'-h n.
"il'-y! Von dirty pi!
Ci ' of the f. il way. T:-''3
. V..:; ' V.'l-o are yi?"
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ret
ion
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P Hi!
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y rer ly,
'. :.i .and I've
American Le;
up
to
Reveral people have bui iped
against di?g raeo whil? trying
i'a'1"0 poverty.
The iredto of pome men U, "GIvo
me 1 berty or give me debt!"
We luve th's
P"'ipl" -and Mi
s' i n in p il l.f
Mie "v. rath of (.'.
th's eventful ni
vi v: nta rro civer
t H that we
Mm Inc-irnati
el." For ye:;ra
!;t, we dreaia
that. cM Irishman brandirhin:'
blackthorn eluh f er us and ;
in a cold sweat every time. 1
so ill e
hive
in of
after ;
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ALLTANCE, NEBRASKA
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V-is?.vk V'W Ajt sVf1
TO
iJl i V ILL
The First Deposit Comes
the Hardest
After that it will be easy for you to continue piling up your savings in our Christmas clubs.
The longer you keep at it, the loss thouble you will find it, and the bigger the amount will be.
i'ou understand the theory of the Christmas club, don't you? It is simply a device for mak
ing saving simple and attractive. It pays good interest and each week helps to fasten a habit
on you that is the best one you can cultivate.
Take the first step today the sooner you begin the greater will be the benefits. Drop into
the First State Bank in the morning and make a start. Next year youH have money for a
trip back home, for Christmas presents, for any use you may desire ami it will have been
saved so gradually that you haven't noticed it Look over the various plans presented below,
select one that will fit your pocketbook and' make your start without further delay.
Christmas Saving Clubs
Started December 20
There are two classes of Savings Clubs which we have organized to help you form the habit
of thrift. Both continue for fifty weeks. In one you commence with a given amount and each
week increase the deposit by an amount equal to that with which you commenced the account.
Thus, in the 2c Club: First week, deposit 2c; second week, 4c ; third week, 6c ; etc. The other
club includes those members who deposit a certain sum weekly for fifty weeks, with no in
crease in the amount deposited. The various clubs and the amounts follow:
50 Weeks
With Deposits in Multiples
lc Club amounts to -
Club amounts to -Club
amounts to -Club
amounts to - -
50 Weeks
With Straight Deposits
2c
5c
10c
$12.75
$25.50
$63.75
$127.75
25c Club amounts to
50c Club amounts to
$1.00 Club amounts to
$5.00 Club an unts to
$12.50
" $25.00
$50.00
$250.00
X-Club includes those making any amount regularly, the same e&jh week.
Interest at 5 Will Be Paid on Your Money
ONLY BANK IN ALLIANCE THAT GUARANTEES ITS DEPOSITORS PROTECTION
17,6 First State Bank
