Thursday. April 3, 1919 THE ALLIANCE (NEBRASKA) HERALD Potash Notes Lloyd's Corm According to reports reaching this office, the potasn situation in the Nebraska fields is looking better. Practically all of the plants are at a standstill, waiting for the sale of the product now stored. According to these reports one company has sold 2,50 tons, another 1,000 tons and others greater and less amounts dur ing the past month. This means that the market in the south . and east Is opening up and the entire product of 70,000 tons stored in eastern warehouses may be disposed of Tery quickly. The hope that American potash might find a market in England, where fertilizer is badly needed, is in vain if the following-news dis patch, from a recent issue of the Christian Science Monitor, Is an in dication or the attitude of the Eng lish towards German potash: Following the conclusion ot the Brussels agreement, General von Hamnierstein has requested the Al lies to allow provisions warehoused In Rotterdam to be transported thence to Germany by sea and river, as the present condition of the Ger man transportation system makes dispatch overland partly impossible. Ati agreement was concluded in Rot ttrdain on Monday, whereby Eng land will purchase 30,000 tons of German potash and place the money to the German government's credit, so that It can be taken into account when payment Is made for the pro visions supplied to Germany. Agree ment for the delivery of potash to America may also be reached. Nebraska potash producers need have but little tear of German pot ash for some years to come. Ger many needs all the potash she has stored for the fertilization of her own neglected fields. The prospects of the German harvest for 1919 are very unfavorable. Aside from the danger of lack of workmen in the agricultural districts of Germany which threatens farming, a second danger is the lack of fertilizer. The main portion of German fertilizer is produced by the cattle, which have decreased to 40 per cent in number and weight. Not only has Germany's total fertilizer supply decreased in quantity but what she has is lower in quality, because Germany has lacked the proper foodstuffs, of which she annually imported six million' tons. These' food stuffs by their content of albumen formed the base for the nitrogen and phosphoric acids In the fertilizer. In peace times Germany used, in the various forms of artificial fertil izer manufactured, a total of 210, 000 tons of nitrogen, 63,000 tons of phosphoric acid, arid 557,000 tons of potash. It is estimated that for the year 1919 Germany , will have not more than the following quantities for making fertilizer: 80,000 tons of ' nitrogen, 21,000 tons of phosphoric acid and 520,000 tons ofi potash. The war factories which produced nitrogen in Germany might produce sufficient if it were not for the fact that practically all German factories are closed down on account of the lack of fuel and labor. The labor problem might be settled but because of the limited transportation facili ties available the distribution ot fuel would be a difficult problem. Germany obtains at least 50 per cent of her fertilizer from the left Rhine regions, the territory now held by the allies. These supplies are ot course held in this territory and under present conditions cannot be released for use by the balance of the German nation. It will take all the fertilizer that Germany can .pro duce for years to get her exhausted soil back into proper shape again. Long Mountain Range. Sumatra is of volcanic origin, and, together with the other members of the Malay group, formed In an early period of the world a part of the Al Oc continent. The Barlsons, or Su matra Alps, form a broken chain of mountains, running lengthwise of the Island. Some of the highest ioInts of the chain are 10,000 and 12,00)) feet above the leVel ofthe sea. Diseases Spread by Wars. In the nineteenth century, during the Russo-Turkish wars, typhus spread from Turkey up through Wallachla into Austria. The French suffered , from it during the Crimean conflict. In" the Franco-Prusslnh war, the French, being poorly clothed and fed, again suffered. The Balkan war seems to have been notable more for cholera, a summer disease, than typhus, which flourishes best in winter. One unmarried Alliance lady, who was always considered a strong ad herent ot woman suffrage, says she's not going to vote this spring. In vestigation showed the reason for her change In attitude to be that an interested male friend had told her that people who vote the first time must make an affidavit as to their age. "It is the voice of Jacob but the hand of Esau," said the land agent as the religious faker slipped him the double-cross. 'Tls funny how some of those fel lows get away with It. "I don't travel on Sunday," or "my word is as good as my bond," are favorite expressions. . JBut a bad headache or visible evidence' of senility and fee-ble-mindedness lead the wary one to daubtfulness. 'Twas expected that wages would be reduced but to cut 'em right in the middle. ,OH, boy. Two business men were seen walk ing up the alley, conversing quietly and confidentially, evidently headed for some secluded spot. Dut they were indeed surprised on looking back to see themselves being follow ed by a file of about twenty thirsty looking ones. This is bound to hap pen until those two barrels and thir teen cases are discovered. Snake creek lived up to its name when it broke loose Friday after noon and wiggled its way through that grade south of town. 'Tls an elusive thing this odd little stream which rises from nowhere and ends the same way. However, autoista who desire to approach it closely Bhould provide themselves with rub ber boots and a tow-line. "I don't believe a word of that story about the pelicans carrying booze from Wyoming," said the doubtful man. Don't see how the helican. "Don't let me detain you," said Gabby Gus as he settled down in the easy chair and proceeded to roll out his opinion on the league of nations for the next hour and a half. 'Tls such things that make Bolsheviks. Speaking of Bolshevik what would you say about this: Bolshevik a roughneck, anarch ist, I. W. W. Bolsheviks two or more of the above. Bolshevik! a whole tribe of the above. Bolshevikiss the female of the species. Bolsheviklds the young ones. Bolshevik ine cattle belonging to Bolshevik. Bolshevlkass a Bolshevik mule. Bolshevlkat the feline pet. Belshevism a new disease, much deadlier and a darned Bight worse than, the flu. That history will repeat itself Is an old adage. The remains of pre historic camels have been unearthed near Agate, west of Alliance. The country was probably as dry then as it will be after July 1 speaking from the viewpoint of the man who has laid away only a couple of quarts. The secret ot better roads drag 'em, drag 'em, drag 'ra and so on, a t infinitum. e "K-k-k-aty, m y b-b-beautlful K-k-k-aty," sang the love-sick young man. Just as the one he adored open ed the window above and dropped on his unsuspecting head the household tabby and three kittens. He had a alight cold and it sounded like "Cat-y, my booUful cat-ty". Dutiful husbands will now spend their Sunday mornings taking down the atorm windows and putting up screens. Get out the garden nose, spade up the back yard, redeem the palm beach and the panama, and pay the bill for wlfey'a new spring bat. There are some benefits after all in being a member of the church choir. "Sleepln sickness is nothin' new 'round our diggin's," said paw, and yawned as he built the kitchen fire and let the cat in, while maw and the kids finished Their beauty sleep. Some men are so busy watching the other fellow's business that they have little time for watching their own. Riddles What is a home without a phone? A town without a news paper T A city without paved streets? A business without adver tising? A bootlegger without booze? An auto without gas? Ur a com munity club wltnout a secretary? ' It was the middle of a dark and stormy night. The chill wind softly blew from the frozen north as paw rolled over in bed and wondered if he had forgotten to close the fur nace draft for the night. Then to his ears came first a tinkle, tinkle, that made him think of the far famed bells of Normandle. Then, as the wind blew harder, came a clang, clang. As paw rolled back and prepared to finish hris sleep he wondered how he would get along without the clink, clink, clang, clang of the rotary swing in the city park on windy nights. . "Oh, I could Just eat 'you for that," said an Alliance miss to her young caller. "Well," said he, "I hope your bite is no worse than your bark." An Alliance man asked a friend if the latter thought he could find the whiskey which was recently "lifted" from a freight train near the boraer line of town. "I think I can," re plied the friend. "Well, go and see," said the first. Three days later the second dropped into the office of the first and brushing his hand across his bleary eyes he reported, ! lid." "You have quite a lot of wind out here," remarked the newcomer to the Alliance citizen. "Yes." replied the A. c, "if you are around some people very much you do." Speaking of Pelicans the editor has received not less than a dozen requests for the address ot someone who has them for sale. Wonder where they got that idea and what they want them for? The buy who's always blowing around about what he can do 1b not usually the one who does It. There may have been a grain of truth after all in the statement of the man who, after tasting chunks of potash (?) salts and vehemently SPARKLING DIAMONDS THE brilliance you so admire in a diamond from Thiele's is due to the fine color, excellent ma terial and perfect cutting of the stone. It is a diamond that has passed a rigid, ex pert examination of each point that makes it valuable N and desirable to own. 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