Thursday, March 27, 1919
THE ALLIANCE (NEBRASKA) HERALD
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Sense and Nonsense
Gleaned from Our Weekly Study
In the Gentle Art of GoMip
By JACK niMTHIM
And now conies the pious parson
anxiously Inquiring as to the where
abouts of the popular roof pardon
and begging for but a slant at th?
likeness of the "perfect Wiman"
that set us'wlld. Nothin dol V, par
son, but for your further satisfaction
we'll reiterate our former stiicn.ent,
"she's aurely SOME girl.". Oh' boy,
we would like to let you In on this,
but it just can't be done.
All that is needed by this newly
discovered Annette Kellernian of Al
- liance is a competent press agent.
Blessed with a figure of the type that
costs many a perfectly good wife her
-'"daddy," then bestowed with all the
advantages of a wonderful roof gar
den, this young specimen of the "wo
man perfect" certainly lacks nothing
but the proper publicity to give her
world renown and a leading role in
the movies.
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It's back to the simple life for the
species with pockets in their trous
ers, it seems, regardless of the per
sonal desires of those concerned.
And, you can take it from us that
ere we give up all the liberties here
tofore allowed we are going to do
quite some kickin' unless our fair
would-be-masters too give up a por
tion of their favorite pleasurable
pastimes. Here and now we serve
due notice that it we are to forego
ar after-dinner cigar, as we have
been forced to abandon our little
drink and relegate the same to but
the memories of the dear past, there
is going to be a counter in the way
of an attack on rouge, face powder,
gaudy camousoles, peek-a-boo waltss
and a helluva lot of other 'things
that cause people more grief, do me
more harm In a minute than a peace-
. ful pull at a clear havana, when the
desire presents itself, will do in a
lifetime.
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. It just strikes us that If the pav
ing Is to be done NOW and we are
to escape the lost motion that nearly
always creeps intoxa public Improve
ment project it is high time that
' some action be taken that will insure
the accomplishing of the many pre
liminary details that must be taken
ere of before the real work can be
begun. Some effective organization
and Some bard work will bring all
this about. It must oe done sooner
or later, why not now?
The installation 6f lead service,
the removal of the llgvt and tele
phone wires to the alleys, the put
ting in of the curbs and a lot of oth
er things that must necessarily be
done before the laying of the pave
ment begins will not oe done until
some decided action has been taken,
until some effective work has been
done by those Interested in the wel
fare of the surfacing proposition
The job will be easier accomplished
now, while the sentiment 1b for the
paving, than later after the enthusi
asm has abated. NOW is a good
time for the proper committees to
start something and stay with -K
vntil success has crowned their ef
forts.
Alliance, it seems, will in the near
future give the city manager propo
sition a fair tryout. We believe it
is a move in the right direction, but
the success of the move lies entirely
la the ability and adaptability of the
man selected. The right man will
accomplish much.
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With an efficient management
Bared streets and many .new homes
building Alliance will command the
attention of the entire state. With
ut these Improvements some other
western Nebraska town will at least
divide this attention.
Will Maupin, while no friend of
the bootlegger; not an anti-prohibi
tioniBt by any means, but firm in his
belief that the laws of the state af
ford every man proper protection.
even against the unscrupulous offlc
er
to
sea
Bald a mouthful when he uttered
the following:
'Has an officer of the law a right
forcibly search a grin wHhout a
rch warrant?" Is a Question one
hears very often these days. I don't
think bo, because 1 am just old-fashioned
enough to believe that evpn a
state "booze hound" Is amendable to
the constitution and bill of rights.
But, of course, the constitution and
the bill of rights don't amount to a
tinker's damn in the estimation of
reformers w' o are hellbent on en
forcing their views regardless of the
rights of Others. Some nf theno
days an officious "booze hound" is
going to run up against the wrong
man when he tries to enter and
search that man's home without a
arrant, and as a result there will
e a vacancy on the "booze hound"
force and a nice new mound In the
cemetery, and being as old-fashioned
i am, i a hang a Jury from Alpha
Omaha, and from helundeone to
breakfast, before I'd allow a verdict
guilty to be broucht in ncainnt
the man who defended his castle
gainst unwarranted invasion.
LADIES SOCIETY WAS
ORGANIZED ON FRIDAY
Twenty-seven Charter Members in
ijaaies' Auxiliary or II. of
L. F. and K.
HAVE ROSY CHEEKS
AND FEEL FRESH AS
A DAISY-TRY THIS!
,8ayt glass of hot water with
phosphate before breakfast
washes out poisons.
To Bee the tinge of healthy bloom
In your face, to see your1 skin get
clearer and clearer, to wake up with
ut a headache, backache, coated
tongue or a nasty breath, In fact to
feel your best, day in and day out, just
try inside-bathing every morning for
one week.
Before breakfast each day, drink a
class of real hot water with a teaspoon
ful of limestone phosphate in it as a
harmless means of washing from the
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels the
previous day's Indigestible waste,
sour bile and toxins; thus cleansing,
sweetening and purifying the entire
alimentary canal before putting more
food Into the stomach. The action of
hot water and limestone phosphate on
an empty stomach Is wonderfully in
vigorating. It cleans out all the sour
fermentations, gases and acidity and
gives on a splendid appetite for break
fast -
A Quarter pound of limestone phos
phate will cost very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to demonstrate
that just as soap and hot water
cleanses, sweetens and freshens the
akin, so hot water and limestone phos
phate act on the blood and Internal or
gans. Those who are subject to con
stlpation. bilious attacks, acid stomach.
rheumatic twinges, also those whose
skin is sallow and complexion pallid,
are assured that one week of inside
bathing will have them both looking
and feeling better in every way. j
CARROLL SAYS HE DID
NOT PROVOKE ASSAULT
Sunshine Lodee No. 377. th In.
dies' auxiliary of the B. of L. F. &
was organized with twenty-seven
charter members on Friday after
noon, March 21, at Alliance by Ag
nes O. Strong of Boone, Iowa, a na
tional organizer. Following the
business meeting in the afternoon a
aupper was served at 6 o'clock by
the ladles for the members and their
families, an enjoyable eveninr fol
lowing.
The following officers were elect
ed: President, Mrs. W. I Austin;
vice president, Mrs. H. C. Sternberg;
past president, Mrs. A. W. Newberg;
secretary, Mrs. F. W. Hicks; collec
tor, xurs. wm. toeriy; . treasurer,
Mrs. J. A. Wltowack: delegate. Mrs
w. Li. Austin; alternate delegate,
Mrs. F. W. Hicks; chaplain, Mrs.
Ella Poffenberger; warden, Mrs. C.
u. i'erson; conductor, Mrs. K. E.
Robinson; inner guard, Mrs. Bre
mer: outer guard. Mrs. H. H. FlnV;
trustee for three years, Mrs. O. C.
uuth; trustee for two years, Mrs. O
P. Odell: trustee for one vear. Mm
H. H. Fink.
Regular meetings of the new an
ciety will be held on the second and
fourth Fridays of each month At the
Odd Fellows Hall, starting at 2:30
o'clock. Friday, March 28, is the
next meeting dav. The sorletv ha
an excellent start and the ladles and
men who worked hard for its organ
Ization deserve n.nc'i credit' lor the
results secured.
Driver of Auto livery Nay Attack
Was Made on Him Without
ItaftNonable Provocation
J. W. Carroll, whn .ti.Ai.
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by John Weaver TiimHiv iot, Al
lowing previous differences, Bays
there was no attempt by him to in
jure Weaver either in a business
way, financially or physically. Car-
iuii carries a Daaiy damaged left
eye and Weaver a swollen rih v...,
as a result of the encounter.
Carroll made the following .into.
ment regarding the affilr this morn
ing: weaver had done some repair
work on my Reo car which I use for
livery rurnoses. for nhirh h
ed me $51. I did not kick on thn
cost of the work, but he left a bolt
out of the main bearlnr. rominir
car to lose cylinder oil and I had to
nave u nxed ry another man, costing
me i.tv aaamonai.
A week. aeo Momlnv niirM I mat
Weaver at the Dew Dron inn
asked' hlra why he left the bolt out
of the bearing. He denied having
done bo.
"Auto livery drive h XIVA in nnv
the government elsht .ner on r
their receipts as the war tax. I pay
mine ana reel that others who do a
livery buslnesB should do so. The
government man-went to see Weaver
regarding his tax and Weaver denied
naving done any livery business. I
Went to the rnilntir trenauroo
whether or not Weaver Had a license
ror livery work and found that he
had no 1919 auto license at all. Tlnn
I went to the county attorney and
made out the complaint against
weaver for which he was fined one
dollar and costs by the county judge.
"on Monday Weaver made the
statement to a number of parties
around town that he was coin to
whip me when he had a chance to
To Be Friends Again.
One of the best ways of healing o
quarrel Is to ask a favor. If we at
tempt to do a kindness to a friend
who Is alienated, she will probably
uispect our motive and reject It. But
f we ask a service of her, the barrier
of misunderstanding will melt like
tnowflakes In the sun, and the way will
)e opened for as to be friends again.
FEEL MISERABLE
FROM THAT COLD?
Colds and coughs are quickly
relieved by Dr. King's
t New Discovery
Nobody should feel "perfectly mis
erable" from a cold, cough or bronchial
attack for very lonp. For it take only
a little while to relieve 't and get back
on the road to recovery when Dr.
King's New Discovery Is faithfully
used. It soon loosens the phlegm, re
lieves irritation, soothes the parched,
sore throat, brings comfort. N
Half a century old and more popular
today than ever. At all druggists.
Make Your Bowels Behave
Make them function with gratifying
precision. If regulation of'tha diet
does not relieve their torpidity Dr.
King's New Life Pills wilL They are
perfect bowel trainers, cleanse the
system surely, comfortably.
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Pirate
Sh! What would happen
to me if I were your kid?
Well, if you re not acquainted
with Calumet Bakings you
don't know what a good ex-1
cuse I have. Can't Help
Helping Myself they're so
good I Good for me too, be
cause Calumet Bakings are
wholesome and eaiily digested.
Millions of mothers tut '
CALUMET
BAKING POWDER
because of its purity because
k always stves best results and is
economical in cost and use."
Cmlammt tutainm ft? IK
fairnrisnfs m hmcm (
proved officimtly jf f As U. 3.
Food Author,!, m.
Wear save svton ros) buy It.
torn mv( wham r mum M.
Cheaper and. Better
Bread and Cakes
Produced under the most stringent rules of sanita
tion, by skilled bakers and with the aid of modern equip
ment our products are absolutely wholesome; are cheap
er than you can produce them for and are of a quality
that will satisfy completely the most particular.
You 11 find us prepared to fill your wants with any
thing in the pastry line. All goods are fresh and clean.
Buy None but Alliance-Made
, Bread and Pastry
ALLIANCE BAKERY
do so. I did not believe he would
atark me as he threatened to do.
Monday evening I was out on a trip
and after getting back, rather late,
went In oenrch of George Stafford,
city marshal. In rolng through the
pool halls I saw Weaver at Smith's.
but said nothing to him. I went out
heslde( door and Weaver followed
me out, accompanied by two other
men.
"Weaver called to me to atop, but
I did not do bo and went east. "That's
a hell of a trick you done me this
morning,' said Weaver to me. I
told him to let me alone. Weaver
replied, 'D n you. I ll kill you.' Il
caught me In front of the City Mis
slon and struck me, the result ol
which you can see."
On Monday morning Weaver was
fined one dollar and costs by Judge
Tash on conviction of running an
auto w thout a 1919 license. On
Tuesday morning Weaver was fined
I BO and costs by the judge on the
charge of ahsnult and battery, pre
ferred by Carroll. Weaver says "no
more" fighting for him. Carroll says
he's satisfied.
lUTTIiroO KW1M firMK OS
Till LKAdl H OP NATIONS
Washington, D. C. A series of
addresses will soon be made by Sen
ator Hitchcock on the league of na
tions covenant In an Itinerary which
is partially outlined as follows:
March 26 Chicago, before the as
sociation of commerce.
March 28 Philadelphia, chamber
of commerce.
April 3 Uoeton, City club.
April 8 Newark. N. J.
The senator has been In Georgia
for the past ten days oi a vacation,
most of which has been devoted to
playing golf. Tart of the time for
mer President Taft has been his com
panion on the links, and It Is stated
at. the senator's oulce that the two
men have freely discussed the league
of nations and that the resulting in
terchange of views will be reflected
In the senator's speeches. He Is to
accept dates also at Albany, New
York, before the legislature and
chamber of commerce, and may en
gage In a joint debate with Senator
Knox of Pennsylvania In New York
city.
Congressman Klnkald is prepar
ing to spend a few weeks in Nebras
ka and will leave for-there before
April 1.
The Herald, $2.00, worth more.
I have a complete set of house
moving tools. Anyone wishing a
building moved, see or write John F.
Lulow, Alliance Nebr. 17-2t-7860
The Herald, $2.00,worth more.
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use of the 'sauces' is to improve the flavour and I
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still moreenjoyable. That is why a dash of chocolate,
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Try This Testj Rub a little Tuxedo briskly ,
in the palm of your hand to bring out iti full
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Why Telephone Bills
are pedd in advance
Suppose we charged your account this month with 10 cents more
than your regular telephone rent.
Then, when you asked about it we told you it was a part of the tele
phone bill Jones or Smith or Brown did not pay.
That might seem unfair, but it is practically what we would have to
do if we did not require prompt payment of telephone rent.
If we did not collect telephone rent in advance some people never
would pay. Thus we would lose the rental and the cost of installing and
removing the telephones. v
And, in addition to losing money on those who did not pay at all, if
we did not require advance payment, we would have the expense of, car
rying "slow" accounts on our books.
In order that one subscriber will not have to pay indirectly a part
of the telephone bill of another, we long ago adopted the policy of re
quiring payment in advance for telephone rent
Nebraska Telephone Co.
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