Thursday, March 20, 1919
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THE ALLIANCE (NEBRASKA) HERALD
THE ALLIANCE HERALD
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WHAT TIIK IU)YM THINK
Ti e plan of a leaRue of nations
liild Mils week nt the door of tlie
world, Is t' e greatest Rirt that has
beon offt-rcd to humnnfty since Cain
Kptlled the Brut blood outside the
llfldB of Kden.
Thry were hiHi words which were
writu n on the banners or America's
itlis n army that srnt the khaki le
fcfcni Into battle. No beautiful talk of
plari"ng a flap on foroiRn Boll, no
threat of far-flung frontiers, no prom
ise of booty In new provinces or spoil
from the strong boxes of defeated
kings. The men that Jammed the
transport's hold.i, that cro-vded the
box rare, that marched up against
Machine gun and shrapnel, were told
that they were making the world
not America, nor East Orunpte, nor
California, but the world safe for
democracy In a war apalnst war.
Through the the dirt and sweat of
the endless hikes, the mud, the shell
lire, there was not much talk of poli
tics. It was Just, "We're here because
we're here."
Then one cay In t?ve morning It
was over, No more bis 2b, no more
Ms. no more top to go over Just
waiting, and some of us tt In the
billets and began to think. We saw
the curs in the ranks, the battalion
that could assemble only a handful,
the section that left the echelon full
and came back half a dozen strong.
And some of us began to wonder ifa
ind whys. 4
"1 see everywhere men In the
Aiixiican uniform," said President
WHson Saturday, "Thoso men came
in'o the war after we had uttered our
purpose. They came as crusaders, not
i' errly to win a war, but to win a
cause."
And now we know that It is true
that the high words wrlt'en on our
banners have been copied' into the
book of the world's conscience "In
tcnpXlonal co-operation to Insure the
fulfillment of accepted obligations,
to end forever tbe haaardlng of
t:7ht o the bllnd'fortunea of the
legions of Might. The men who
ft "rfr "nd fell and the women who
sacrificed tho founders of the Lea
gue or Nation, have won. Edl
torlal from "Stan and Stripes
Paper published by the A. E. V. -,
The clergyman was engaged In
that unprofitable occupation of glv
ing advice to the woman who had
Just painted her own husband In very
dark colors.
"Suppose you were to try to heap
co. '.3 of fire upon his head," he Bug
pee'.ed. 4 ,
' 'Twouldn't do no good," she re
turned. "I've thrown a lighted
l.'i. p ;v him several times, but ho
vfc Just as bad next day. New
York Times.
a a e
George was known to his neigh
bora a? one of those mountaineers
who niver engage in any form of la
txr, except as the opportunity offers
Its If to make "moonshine licker."
His wfe, Lena, was never idle, and
looked upon her hUBband, tbe trifling
OeorKe, as the one grand man. and
could never explain to herself why
eho had been so extremely fortunate
as to ii'arry him. Hence she was al
ways anxious to make the most
Ilii visible excuse for any of his short
com In to which her attention was
directed. One summer day, when
the noonday sun was broiling down
Upon a small cornfield, and Lena was
vigorously hoeing, a passerby in
quired why George, who was on the
porch attempting to "Sddle," was
not hoeing the corn.
"Wat, you know," said Lena, "tbe
hoe 'anel, hit don't fit George's
ban'." Everybody's Magazine,
e e
II was traveling on a branch rail
road In 'he South, fter a te-Jcs of
mud den bumps and unexpected stops
be became uneasy. N
"Look here," he said to the por
ter, "is this train safe?"
"It sure am," said the porter.
"Well, have they a block system
on this road?"
"Jllock system, sahT We hab de
greatest block system in de world.
Ten, relies back we were blocked by
a load of bay, six miles back we were
blocked by a mule, Just now we were
blocked by a, cow, and I reckon when
we get further aou we'll be blocked
by an alligator. Block system, boss?
Well, Ah should smile."
a a
Little Boy "That lady that talk
ed to me in the park gave me some
candy "
Mother "I hope you were o
lite." Lirtle Boy "Tea, ma, I wu."
father "What did you aay?"
- Little Boy "I aald I wished a
had met her before he got acquaint
ed with you.
Lloyd's Corm
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part of tha contract between publisher
immiin liiitmiiiia
The lawyer had been away In the
country calling upon a client, but on
hU return there were signs of loafing
and laziness on the part of the Junior
clerk.
"Thomas, that typewriter has not
bnen touched today," snapped the
man of law.
"Oh, sir!" ejaculated Thomas
"Why, I was using it only an hour
ago!"
"Then," thundered the employer,
"how comes it that there's a spider
on the machine and that he s woven
a web over the keyboard?"
"Sir." remarked the lad, "I'll tell
the truth. ,T" ere was a fly In the
works of that machine. Hat her than
waste my time in entrapping the In
sect, sir, I er Introduced the spl
der, sir! London Globe.
While calling with his mother, n
Boston- child was given a piece of
luscious cake. In ecstacy she ex
claimed:
"Oh, I Just love chocolate cake! It
Is awfully nice'
"Clarlta," her mother corrected
"you do not love cake, you like It
Nice Is not the proper word in tha
connection, and 'awfully Is absurd
iou should have used 'very good.
'Oh' snd 'JuBt' are redundant, and
should have been omitted. Now say
the sentence correctly. r
Clarlta, who was used to such cor
rections, said meekly:
"I like chocolate cake. It is very
good." '
She seemed so miserable, however
that the hostess came to her rescue
wKh:
"What is the matter, dear? You
said It quite correctly."
"Yes, I know," the child replied
out u sounaea as tnough I was
talking about bread." Everybody'
magazine.
e e e
"I had to laugh when I read In th
paper about V e man who left a pile
of small disc records on the lunch
counter and the other fellow tha
came In and poured syrup all over
tnem thinking they were pancakes
The fat plumber grinned from her
to here. .
"I had to laugh about it, too, be
cause u reminded me of the expert
ence a friend of mine had," said the
tnin carpenter.
"What was his experience?"
"One of his youngsters happened
lo put one of those small records on
his kitchen table in a plate "
"Uh-huh "
And my friend never knew he
had eaten it until his wie begad t
serve the r?al buckwheats."
YoungBtown Telegram.
John Tschacher of Hemingford
who ts enrolled In the 5th Engineers
Company C, ha returned from
France and Is now at Washingto
Barracks, D. C.
Not a Bite of
Breakfast Until
You Drink Water
Says a glass 'of hot water and
phosphate prevents Illness '
and keeps us fit
Just as coal, when It burns. Wvo'J
behind a certain amount of Incom
bustible material in the form of ashes,
bo tbe food and drink taken day after
day leavea In the alimentary canal a
certain amount of Indigestible ma
terial, which If not completly elimina
ted from the system each day, be
comes rood for the millions of bacteria
which Infest the bowels. From this
mass of left-over waste, toxins and
ptomaln-llke ikjUoub are formed and
sucked into the blood.
Men and women who caa't get feel
Ing right must begin to take inside
baths. Before eating breakfast each
morning drink a glass of real hot
water . with a teaspoonful of lime
stone phosphate tn It to wash out of
the thirty feet of bowels the previous
day's accumulation of poisons and
toxins and to keep the entire alimen
tary canal clean, pure and fresh.
Those who are subject to sick head
ache, colds, biliousness, constipation,
others who wake up with bad taste,
foul breath, backache, rheumatic stiff
ness, or have a sour, gassy stomach
after meals, are urged to get a quarter
pound of limestone phosphate from
the drug store, and begin practicing
Internal sanitation. This will coBt
very little, but is sufficient to make
anyone an enthusiast on the subject.
Remember inside bathing Is more
Important than outside bathing, be
cause 'the skin pores do not absorb
Impurities Into the blood, causing poor
health, while the bowel pores do.
Just aa soap and hot water cleanses,
sweetens and freshens the skin, so
hot water and limestone phosphate
act 6a the stomach, liver, kidneys aad
eWVfklft. .
CANTON KKYVM NOTKH
Oearge Flaherty has leased the
Meeker, formerly the J. W. Scott
lace for one year and expects to
move thereon In about three weeks.
Mr. and Mrs. Carey Jhonson are
the proud parents of a baby boy born
on Wednesday, Mrcn iztn. As this
Is the first boy in a family of five
hlldren, Carey Is especially elated.
Dr. Ilurd of Hemingford was in at
tendance. '
Mr. Bennett and son of the vicinity
of Mitchell was in this neighborhood
Saturday looking for some spring rye
Miss Vera Reed and Dillard Ryan
were calling on Miss Alma Robb at
Canton last Sunday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. George Farrells visit
was cut short on account of a phone
menage from Scotia stating that Mr.
Farrells sister was very ill. They de
parted Friday morning.
Mr. and Mrs. S. L. Wagner and
MIbb Maude Ward arrived on Wed
nesday stage from a visit covering
over eight weeks spent In Douglass
county and in parts of Kansas and
Iklahoma. Admitting some draw
backs. Mr. Wagner asserts that this
part of Sioux county is still leagues
ahead of that part of Missouri in
which he was visiting.
Earl Foster has sold his place near
Aldine and purchased seven quarters
of John Shlniek about ton miles
north of Canton, and will move there
on as soon as possible. Mr. Shrimeks
reason for selling was on account of
Mrs. Shimeks health, desiring to be
nearer town an for that reason, and
for the further reason that Mr. Shl
niek owns another place about two
and a half miles south of Marsland.
Mr. and Mrs. A. S. Powell and a
couple of the children autoed to Ger
ing Sunday returning Monday, for a
visit with the family of (the'r daught
er, Mrs. .. w. Zimmerman.
A masque ball was given at the
Curly school house last Monday even
ing. '
Mr. O. E.'Dyer and family of Bert
rand, Nebraska, moved on the John
Moravek place last week, having pur
chased it last spring. Mr. Dyer is s
brother of Lorn Dyer w' o purchased
the Pearl Urns place and has been
living threon several months. We are
sorry to lose Robert Mitchell and
mother, from this vicinity but are
equally pleased to welcome this new,
family to our midst. There Is room
for more. ,
Two new ratrons of the Canton
postofflce are Mr. Homer Meade and
Mr. William Abrams of Winslde, Ne
braska. Mr. Abrams has Just moved
on the Dave Paul ranch which he
purchased and Mr. Meade, the Mar
garet Boutler ranch, where he lived
for the part three or four months,
J. B. Curry Informed us t-at he
has not yet closed the deal for the
sale of his place of which we made
mention last week.
Em 11 Murphy Informs us that he
has purchased the holdings of Albert
Lee situated Northwest of Curly
some five or six miles, consisting of
three deeded and one school section
the consideration being twelve fifty
for the range land, per acre.
J. N. Peale of Broken Bow passed
tbrourb Alliance Friday. x
The Herald, J 2.00, worth more.
NEVER LET .
HER HI GET GRAY
She Kept Her Locks Dark and
Glossy, with Sage Tea
and Sulphur.
When you darken your hair wWfoSage
Tea and Sulphur, no one can tell, be
cause it's done so naturally, so evenly.
Preparing this mixture, though, at home
is muggy and troublesome. For 50 cents
you Cyi buy at any drug store the ready-to-use
preparation, improved by thc,addi
tion of other ingredients, called "WyetoV
Sage and Sulphur Compound." You just
dampen a sponge or soft brush with it
snd draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time. By morning
all gray hair disappears, and, after an
other application or two, your hair be
comes beautifully darkened, glossy and
luxuriant.
Gray, faded hair, though no disgrace,
is a sign of old age, and aa we all de
sire a youthful and attractive appear
anoe, get busy at once with Wyetb's Sage
and Sulphur Compound and look years
?'ounger. This ready-to-use preparation
s a delightful toilet requisite and not a
medicine. It is not intended for the cure,
mitigation or prevention of disease.
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Reports from the different counties
of the state to the Headquarters uti
lise that fine progress ha been made.
Hedges are rapidly being secured
through the local societies? but to put
Nebraska again the first state of the
Union we must all pledge ourselves to
purchase the same number of stamps
for each month of 1919 M we did for
If 18. Our slogan la, "Don't Quit.
HniBh It."
Mr. Chorles T. Kountze, State Di
rector, says that he feels sure the
Nebraska people realise that our Gov
ernment lnumt be supported with the
necessary fundi to see that our sol
diers continue to receive the same
are and comfort that they had last
year and that they receive It until ev
ery Inst man Is home and returned to
civil life. He fays. "Our Slogan this
year Is, "Don't Quit Finish It.'" In
order to make that true every man,
woman and child must do their full
f-hare In this campaign. Remember
that our soldier did a glorious thing
by winning the war as they did. They
saved us lives and money Instead of
two million more men going over,
two million nre coming home. Mr
Kountze says. "It cost us a lot to get
them over, but It Is worth much more
to have them back, Buy War Savings
stamps and see thnt .they get hack."
The Treasury Department has re
quested that the societies remain In
tsct. Assistant Secretary Franklin
states thnt there Is very Important
work for them to do. especially at the
present time, In rnlclng the necessary
funds which the Government nov
needs. Phms nre nlso well under wny
nt Washington and the Stale Head
jnnrters In which the Societies will
have an Important part in communltv
service. These plans when fully de
veloped will mnke the soclelles tho
headquarter for each section, not
only for Governmental service, but lo
cnl servlci The members of the so
cieties are assured that this work will
be of extreme Interest and ralue t
them. The work for the societies at
the present Is to seonre pielg" for
War RnvlPgs Stamps.
This County did splendid work In
1918. We can do It again and slioufd.
This Is a movement to promote wise
spending, intelligent saving and safe
Investments.. Let's make this a year
of thankful1 "thrift. Make your pledge
now and begin buying War-Savings
Stamps.
Right Road to Happiness.
The unselfish are the happiest
those who work to make others happy
ind forget themselves. The dlssntls.
led nre those who nre seeking huppl-
iess for themselves.
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W. J. LEO
Plumbing
Nebraska House
224 E. 2nd St.
Cream Goim
THIS WEEK
64c
PER POUND
Butter Fat
This is for cream delivered
at the Alliance Creamery.
We Always Pay Every Cent the Market Affords
The Alliance Creamery
SOLDIERS LEARN TUB
UKRMAN LANGUAUtt
(Continued from Page 1.) ,
Oh, yes, back in France we used
tosay, "La guerre flnl"; up here In
Germany we say, "Der Krleg 1st ka-
putt." It means the same, except
that "kaputt" means an unsatisfac
tory finish. Have been here lo-Co-
blenz. longer than I have in any one
place since I left Plattsburg. Am
getting so" I know the town pretty
well. It Isn't a much larger - city
than Lincoln, after all. But you can
see a great many things here you
can't see An Lincoln, and there are a
great many more beautiful buildines
and small parks, etc., than there are
in Lincoln. But, Just the same, I'd
rather live In Nebraska than In any
county, district or Stadt I have seen
since crossing the Missouri river.
I suppose you will ihink it strange
that we are studying the German
language, but we are, quite a number
of us, two large classes. In the
night schools for the American sol
diers here they teach about every
thing all common and high school
studies, including German, French
and Spanish. I chose German be
cause I had had some in high school,
and I thought I might be able , to
speak it by the time we left for IIo
boken. But I didn't' know then that
we would probably be over here an
other decade. , By the time I return
home I will probably be able to speak
with great "fluency" German,
French, Spanish, Italian, Portugese,
Greek, Russian, Austrian. Bohemian,
Polish, Danish, Swede, Dutch, Nor
wiegen, Armenian, Turkish, Egyp
tian, Camel, Fntima, Lord Chester
field and possibly American. As It
Is, I don't even speak German "flu
idly". Back In France some of the
fellows speak the language very
"fluidly". After ceveral helpings of
some good-sized pieces of cognac and
some strong vin blaukety blank lan
guage they soon get so they speak
very vin rouge-edly.
Well, I guess I have caid all there
Is to say, and then some. WMll try
to write a more Interesting ' letter
next time, but I am not In Just the
right mood now. Hoping to hear
from you all soon, I am
As ever, SCOTT.
My address: Sgt. Harold S. Thom
as, Chief Signal Office, 3rd Army,
Am. E. F.
OLD AGE STARTS
WITH YOUR KIDNEYS
Bclenca aays that oM ne b?nrln with
weakened kklnee and digestive organs.
This being true, it Is eny to believe
that by keeping the kidneys and dl
reatlve organ olennned and In proper
working ordur ulH nice can be deferred
and life prolonjrd far beyond that en
tuyed by the average pet son.
For over 200 yeara COM") MSUAb
Hanr1m . oil has -on rellvlnK the.
weakneaaea and disability due to ad
vancing years. It li a atandard old
time hom rernedv and needs no tiuro
durtiun. UOL.n MF.UAL lliarlem Oil la
lncloaed In odorletm, taielee capsuW
containing about S dropa each. Take
them aa you would a pill, with a amall
FOR SALE or TRADE
A five passenger I1UPM0BILE Touring car in excellent con-
t
dition completely equipped in every way. Will sell for cash or
trade for cattle.
Call at The Herald For Full
Imformation or Address Box 183
after several weekss of lower, "but still good prices'
for butterfat, the market will again allow us to pay
you an exceptional price for your cream. At the pre
ent price you surely cannot afford to allow any of
your cream to go unsold you cannot afford to take
chances with uncertain markets. Bring it to the
Alliance Creamery and get every penny that is due
you. ' .
TOO LATE TO
CLASSIFY
MAN WANTED to spade up gar
denphone 304. 16-11-7848
FOR HALt-50 Mamouth JackSt ,
M. T. IVemard,
Grand Island, Nefcr.
16-5t-7838
IF YOU WANT, any breaking of
pororle see. G. W. Nation Alliance.
16-2t-7844
FOR SALE Single comb Buff Or
pington eggs from hens bred to lay
and with plenty of range. 87.00 per
100 eggs from selected stock. Phone
8212. Mrs. J. A. Keegan. 16-4t 7839
FOUND Seven head of borsee, all
geldings. One gray, one black and
five bays. Owner may have the same
by paying cost of keeping them, for
the newspaper advertising, and prov
ing ownership. O. S. Brush, Alliance,
Nebr. 16-tf-7842
T. K. Gilshannon returned , last
Friday from Thermoplls, Wyoming,
where he had been for the past Bev
eral months. Upon his arrival here
he received the telegram sent several
weeks ago telling of the death of his
son in France, January 22nd ' and
sue was the first information of the
sad news that he had received.
JOYFUL EATING
Unless your food is digested with
out the aftermath of painful acidity,
the joy is taken out of both eating
and living.
Rltt01DS
are wonderful in their help to the
stomach troubled with over-acidity.
Pleasant to take relief prompt and
definite.
MADE BY SCOTT & BOWNE
MAKERS OF SCOTT'S EMULSION
swallow of water. The oil stimulate
the kidney action and enables tha
organa to throw off the poisons which
cause premature old age. New life and
atrength incrcuie aa you continue th
treatment. When completely restored
continue takinx a capnule or two each
day. GOLD MEUAXi Haarlem Oil Cap
ulea will keep you In health and vigor
and prevent a return of, the disease.
I Vint watt until old "sue or disease
have settled down for good. Oo to your
druggist and get a box of GOLA
MRDAli Haarlem OU Capaulea. Money
refunded If they do not help you. Three
aizen. ' But remember to ask for tha
original Imported liULD MEDAL brand.
In aealed packages..
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