fhureday, December 6, 1918 THE ALLIANCE HERALD LLOYD'S COLUMN i, Tlio lUJn in lorrd Dialect The unlooked for DeCMbtf rain of Saturday evening rmiaed a poetic Alliance lady to hand In the follow ing vemea, written by Kmma Kenyon Parr lab: Dea'a-nappln", Honney Llat'nin' at de rain: V Dea' a roamln'. kin'o', To'da de Oood-by Lane: "Tippy, tappy." droppln.' Loneanme aoun', dat'n so. Ic' a-honln. Honey, Fer de night to go. Mehhe sometime. Honey. Patter-roller cry, "Llghta out In de cabin!" l n my nlftht gone by. TW a-nappln'. Honey, Llat'nin' at de rain, Hontn' fer de sunup, Pas' de Oood-by Lane! ft TTTTTTTTTTTTT Charles Dutton, aged eighty-one years, a resident of MOntclalr, N. J., recently gave his opinion of the Teu tona and their activities which result ed with "T" and it was published in the Montclalr Times on November 9 th, reading as follows: Truthful thinkers turning their thought to these troublous times trace the tributary terrors to Teuton- tot To test this theorey the tale-teller tersely tells this tragic tho truthful tale. The Teutons turn their thought to treachery to trickery, to tyranny. Thtey transmit these three thought types to transactions that testify to the truth that these triplicate Teuton ic traits transcend the Turk's top most tyrannous thought. Technically, the Teutons them selves think, tho truthfully told 'tis 0. E. SLAOLE, M. D. Physician and Surgeon AIM N 1 . NRBRAIKA RESIDENCE PHONE No. 6a OFFICE PHONE No. fiO J. JEFFREY, D. C. Pk. C. A. O. JEFFREY. D. C. CHIROPRACTORS 10 a. m. to 8 p. m. New Wilson Block the Teutonic throne that thinks. The tenantry, the throne'a tools, truckle to the throne thought. Tenantry talk takea the throne talk trajectory; the throne threateningly talks; the 'tenantry timidly talk; theae twin talks tally. The Teutonic throne, throupli their typographical text, throw h their Taareblatt, tells the tenantry that their Teutonic tradHiona, their technical training, their tremendous trade, their theocratic theories, their trained troops throughly testify to their tenable Teutonic transcendency. This tirade, toothsome to them selves, they trumpet to those territor ies that the Teutons tabu, tho to the transatlan-tlc territory they temper their threatening tone. The transmarine territory's trans actions tantalized the Teutonic Ihrone; therefore, Teutons traversed the thrifty tract 'twixt the two terri tories. There their troops thronged th lerraced towns; they trampled th tillage; they tore to tatters the tene ments, throwing the tenants to the tempes; they torpedoed the temples, turning tablatures to tinder; they terrified the toddling tots; the trailed the traditional Tophet through the thoroughfares. The Teutons' tyrannical treatment terminated the tattered territory's tolerance; that the Teutons termed timidity. They tackled the tramping troop, their terrific trusts thwarted the Teu tonic trick. Tho tricky treaties tempted the Tear's territories to turn their thought to themselves, the ties tight ened that tied the trustworthy ter ritories together. They taxed their treasuries; they tested their thrift; they trained troops to trigger tactics; they tough ened them to trench terrors; they taught them to trail their titanic tanks trough the tangled terrane. Those throughly tested they tutor ed to tower the thunder-clouds to trace the terra topography; to tackle the Taubes; to torpedo their targets through the tree-tops. Thousands tendered their time, their talents, themselves, to tend tat tered troops to treat torn tissues. Then transports, tripling the ton age, took these thousand times thou sand to the trenches to test the Teu ton's trumpeted transcendency. There they'll tarry till the Teu tonic trone tumbles. Trust these tireless thoroughbreds trust their traditional tenor, theli true trend their typical tact, their tested tenacity. Trust them to transform Teutonic thought; to turn turmoil to tranquil lity; to trammed treaty trickery; to thwart the treacherous threatening to TeutonUe this terrestial. Thoroughly trust them to termin ate Teutonism's tinest traco. They'll taintlossly, totally triumph TEXAS PHYSICAN DECLARES TANLAC IS WITHOUT EQUAL Hays. If IteM Itecoiyit ruction Tonic To.be Had For Building I'p In fluenza Patients J. D. EMERICK Bonded Abstracter 1 have ! art af Abstract Books la Box Batte. county. otnon ROOM 7 Opera lloaae Rlork I ft Me fry for Yoa" HARRY P. COURSEY LIVE STOCK ana UKNKHAL SALES SPECIALIST aad AUCTIONEER. Farm Sales a Specialty Terms Reasonable PHONE 664 Alllaaee, Nebraska t DRINK HOT TEA t FOR A BAD COLD f ........ . .. (iet a small package of Hamburg Rreast Tea at any pharmacy. Take a lablespoonful of the tea, put a cup of loilinr Mater upon it, pour through sieve and drink a teacup full at any time during the day or before retiring. It is the most effective way to break a cold and cure grip, us it opens t In pores of the skin, raltavlng congestion. Also loosens the bowels, thiiH driving : cold from the system. Try it the ttext time you suffer from a coid or the grip. It is inexpensive and entirely vegetable, therefore safe and harmless. Professional Photographer QUALITY PORTRAITS latrrlor and Esterlor Vlewa Kodak KlBlahlaa; Ealarajlac all Styles ALLIANCE ART STUDIO M. B. ..hi m:, Proprietor PHONE RED 165 RUB LI BACKACHE AND IT OUT UMBAGO HIGH Harness Hand Made From Boat Material. Outlast Amj Factory Maae i.ouda. Call and See, Harness Reaatrlna; by Export- cneea Harness Maker. J. M COVERT At M. M. D. Nlehola Staaa ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA Rub Pain and Stiffness away with a small bottle of old honest St. Jacobs Liniment When your back is sore and lame or lumbago, sciatica or rheumatism has you stiffened up, don't suffer! Get a 30 cent bottle of old, honest "St. Jacobs Liniment" at any drug store, pour a little in your hand and rub it right into the pain or ache, and by the lime you count fifty. tUe soreness aud lamenesB la gone. Don't stay crippled ! This soothing, enetrating oil needs to be used only once. It takes the ache and pain ri; ht out of your back and ends the misery. It is magical, yet absolutely harmless and doesn't burn the akin. Nothing else stops lumbago, sciatica and tout? bav;K putry so promptly i The folloylns le.ter from Dr. J. W. Sandlln one of the most prominent physicians of southern Texas, was re cently received at the Tanlac of fee and Kivea indispirinble evidence as to the value of Tanlac as a reconstruct ion tonic, for persons who are recup erating from the after effects of Span ish Influenza His letter follows: Humble. Texas, Nov. 1918 "Dear Sir: Junt a few lines In ref erence to Tanlac. I have found your pept .itlon to be a wondeful recon structive tonic and in my opinion it has no equal In its line. I have found It to be the best Ionic to be had to build up my patients who have Spanish Influenza. I have treated within the past month about fourteen hundred cdses, and have nevr b-cn able to get suffiei nt Tanalac to sup ply our people. "Yours very truly, (Signed) Dr. J. W. Sandlln." Dr. Sandlln not only enjoys a very large practice as a physician, but he is also a man of wide influence and ranks an a leading citizen of the en terprising little city of Humble, Texas. As a practicing physician of six teen years' experience Dr. Sandlln was quick to recognize the superior i tonic properties of Tanlac over other remldies and unhesitatingly and vol untarily gave Tanlac hia unqualified Indorsement." ng Tanlac Is sold in DARTING, PIERCING SCIATIC PAINS Give way before the pene trating effects of Sloan's Liniment So do those rheumatic twinges and the loin-aches of lumbago, the nerve inflammation of neuritis, the wry neck, the joint wrench, tha ligament sprain, the muscle strain, and the throbbing bruise. The ease of applying, the quickness of relief, the positive results, the clean liness, and the economy of Sloan's Liniment make it universally preferred. HOTEL CONA1MT OMAHA r I r -o W .av 1 OH I! 'ft All' lln, "l: MSSSSffirW i ill i.. IH H 1 llilliMt 250 ROOMS - 50 BATHS IATES 12.50 DOV'N 50 rooms With bath $2.50 100 rooms Win i bath J 2 .00 100 rooms With rvtii J .50 wmmM t 1 DARKEN GRAY HAIR, LOOK YOUNG, PRETTY Sage Tea and Sulphur Darkens So Naturally that No body can tell. BURTON & REDDISH Attorneys-at-Law . orncBi First National Baas. BullSlac PHONE lit ALLIANCE. NEBRASKA L. A. BERRY Lawyer ROOM t HI M HI II BLOCK I PHONE t ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA GEORGE J. HAND, M. D. Asthma and Hay Fever Eye, Ear, . . . Noae and Throat PHONE 357 Calls aasrrc-rrd fra Oalee day or KM L. W. BOWMAN Physician and Surgeon 218 1-2 Box Butte AlUaaer, Nebraska PHONES (iflSrci 32 ResMeaeci IS Hslr that loses its "olor and lustre, or when it fades, turns gray, dull and life less, is caused by a Tack of sulphur in the hair. Our grandmother made up a mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to keep her locks dark and beautiful, and thousands of women and men who value that even color, that beautiful dark hkde of hair which is so attractive, use only this old-time recipe. Nowadays we get this famous mixture improved by the addition of other ingredi ents by asking at any drug store for a 50 cent bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sul phur Compound," which darkens the hair so naturally, so evenly, that nobody ran possibly tell it has been applied. You just dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, tak ing one small strand at a time. By morn ing the gray hair disappears; but what delights the ladies with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound, is that, beidas beau tifullv darkening the hair alien a few applications, it also brings back the gloss and lustre and gives it an appearance of abundance. Wveth's Sage and Sulphur Compound is a delightful toilet requisite to impart color and a youthful appearance to the hair, it is not intended for tne cure, mitigation or prevention of disease. ANNOUNCEMENT 1 I have purchased the Silver Grill Cafe and business and wish to extend to my friends and to the old customers of the cafe a cordial invitation to continue the always pleasant business relations. 9 , Kom Improvement! will be made Rome changes that will enable us to give you still better service and lo make you feel more at home than ever before We will strive to merit your patronage. I SILVER GRILL CAFE JOE C. HARVEY, Prop. Alliance's Popular Cafe Always Open Ujg Farmers Union Co-Operative A'ssn Wish to announce that we have leased the property formerly oc cupied by O'Ban non Bros. We invite you to our New Head quarters, where we can better serve you. We Sell Coal Feed and Grain Apples and Potatoes Stock and Poultry Remedies Will order for you goods not carried in Stock, and save you money. We can now Show toad vantage our complete Line of Farm Machinery Gas Engins and Wind Mills Corn Shelters Doubletrees, yokes, Scoop Boards, Lubricating Oils and Greese. And Don't Forget We Ship your Live Stock for you. Come in and Learn our Plan List for car lots Yours for Cooperation in Buying and Selling. F. H. WILDER, Manager Ford THE UNIVERSAL CAR MOTOR EFFICIENCY The efficiency of your motor car depends largely upon the condition Of your motor which is the very soul of the car. Occasionally it is necessary to make adjustments, replace worn parts and give it a general overhauling. And here is where our part comes in. We employ workmen who are competent in this line. We use only genuine Ford parts and we care for your interests as we would our own. Just Now is an opportune time for you to bring your Ford to us for the necessary work. COURSEY & MILLER Successors to Keeler-Coursey Co.