s oiumn
Bull, my boy, we made a mistake
last wock. Vou thought that we
meant thnt you were all black inside
we should have said that yau are
boti black and yellow sort of
Zebralike, as it were.
18 YEAR OLD Gin
I.AINS 34 POUNDS
A teacher asked her cIbrs In spell
ing to stale the difference between
the word "resuts" and "consequence"
A bright girl replied: "Results are
what you expect and consequences
are what you get."
My commission expires Auftust 28.
1924.
Louise, nine years old, asked her
mother: "Where is pap gqng?" "To
a stag party," Bhe replied. "What is
a stag party mamma?" Sister Mabel,
seren years old, who has been listen
ing, witi a dignified attitude of su
perior wisdom answered instantly:
"It's where they stagger. Don't you
know?"
Delivering an address at a Sunday
school recently, a visitor spoke on the
moral development of children.
There lb a boy here," he said, "and I
a girl there. What will they become
when they grow up?" In a loud
whisper one of the scholars, turning
to his -teacher, supplied the answer,
"sweethearts."
Mnhlc Montgomery Hccovers After
lHng Suffering Ity Taking
Tanlac.
"No one could see the wonderful
change that has taken place In our
little daughter during the past few
weeks and doubt Tanlac being a
grand medicine." said Mrs. W. H.
Montgomery, residing at 2701, Bris
tol Street, Omaha, Neb. recently.
"Mable la now thirteen years .of
age"' continued Mrs. Montgomery,
"and had suffered terribly for five
yars. One of her troubles was inflam-1 ulk,
atory rheumatism. Her feet and
hands would swell very badly and at
times she couldn't walk. She lad no
appetite, suffered with frightful
headaches and in place of.nrowing
s'ie seemed to be losing ground. She
was often in bed for several weeks
at a time, and we had to keep her
out of school all the past year. She
was a very sick child, and although
we spent lots of money for medi-
LIVESTOCK PRICES
AT SOUTH OMAHA
Heavy Cattle Run and Tradinj
SLw and 25-: Oc Lover
HOGS ARE STEADY TO LOW R
t17.4S17.60, With Top at
$17.90 Haavy Supply of Sheep-
Fat Lambs Slow, Steady Feedera
Lower.
M)1e There Is Cause For It That
You Can trrert.
Many who suffer from backach and
waK kidneys are unnaturally irrit
able, treiful and nervous. Not only
Ofi constant barkach "get on tae
nerves," but bad kidneys fail to
eliminate all the uric from the sys
tem, and uric acid Irritates the
rniien iDi bo. iry nouns mo- ; quite a wnue. 1 nafl nackacae.
ney Pills, the medicine so well-re- tired and languid and was very Br-
commended by Alliance people voiii Then, too, my Kidney acted lr-
Bend this Alliance resident's state rn-ulnrly. Doan'a Kidney Pills gar
ment: me relief from these ailments.
Mrs. J. M. Scott. 714 Missouri Price 60c at all dealers. Don't alna-
st . says: "Though itlias been some ply ask for a kidney remedy get
time since I have used Dean's Kidney Down's Kidney Pills the same thnt
Pills, I gladly recommend them. I Mrs. Scott had. Foater-Mtlburn Co.,
hove known of many people who like, Buffalo, N. Y.
fines nothing seemed to reach her
tink
I'nlon Stock Yard, South ittnaha,
IS'eh.. Oct. IS. HI8. There was a
heay run of 10,400 head of cattle
' here Monday morning, anil with henvy
i runs at all other points, price waff
i Sharply lower on the hulk of steers
i from the outset. Rent western were
' quoiahle at SH.'J. 1.r.ro, several
! loads yesterday sold at $1 4.1iT. $14.40
The famouse humorist had partak
es too heartily of the Christmas
feast Acute IndigcVtion had' laid him
low. As his friends gathered about
him he smiled feebly. "At any rate,"
he murmured between spasms of
nntn, "I am able to keep up my repu
tation as a humoriBt." His friends
were puizled. "Di-gesting!" he
gasped.
The people of the little frontier
town had met to decide upon a suit
able name for the place. "Mr. Chair
Man, " said a man with a rasping
Tslce. rising In the back of the aall,
"I move that we call this Tillage Old
OHory'." "What is your reason for
making such a motion as that?" de
manded the chairman. "Because, sir"
rejoined the other, "this, is nothing
eat a flag station."
trouble and we had begun to
she would never get well.
wne or our relatives urgeo us 10 . rnmnillll , ffllp ..,..u i i ,,m s.s
give her Tanlac. and now you would- , iim Butcher stock ami stocker
and $14. ."0. Medium grass he ves
were selling largely at S12.(iO?i 1 4.X.
The teacher was trying to give her
pupils an illustration of the word
"perseverance." "What is it," she
asked, "that carries a man along
rough roads and' smoot .i roads, up
hill and down, through the jungles of
doubt and through the swamps of de
spair?" There was a silence, and
then Johnny, whose father was an
automobile dealer, spoke up. "Please
ma'am," he said, "there ain't no such
automobile."
n.t take her for the same child. She
pounds and looks the picture of
health, and to all appearances is
perfectly well. She never complains
bf an ache or pain nor a disagree
able symptom of any kind. She Is
brimful of life and ambition now, and
enjoys life and play like other child
ren. Soon after she began on Tanlac
'.ier appetiite came back, and she in
creased in weight so fast that we
were tstonished, and the swelling,
pain and headaches gradually dls
appeared. She is now able to enter
and feeders were very dull and
60c lower than last week. Pest COWt
were selling from $S.210.00, med
ium grades fom fT.SSQ&SS.
Quotations on cattle: Choice to
prime heeves. $17.00 1&2B : good to
choice beeves, $15.2.rlfl.f(0; fair to
food beeves, $18.2.) ln.OO; common o
fair beeves, $9.O012.7K ; good to
Choice yearlings, $18.00 1 TJK ; fair
to good yearlings, $12.00 15.50 ; com
mon to fair yearlings. ftg.nO 11.00;
I good to choice heifers, $9.25 12.00;
! good to choice cows, $8.75 11. 50;
school again, and we are more thai fa,r to OOWR' 7.7."8.50 ; cutters.
grateful for what Tanlac has done
for her. I have also taken Tanlac for
loss of appetite, poor indigestion and
nervousness, and it has done me a
world of good. I feel fine all the
time and am glad to say all I can for
Tanlac."
Tanlac is sold in Alliance by F. E.
Hoist en, In Hemlngford by H. R.
Olds Drug Co., and in Hoffland by
Mallery Grocery Co.
Little Robert who was calling at a
neighbor's house, seemed very much
STATKMKNT
$fi.507.25; cannrrs, $6.00fl.5O; veal
calves, $7.00lo.50; bologna bulla,
$7.O07.75; heef hulls, $7.508.50.
Receipts Included 3.MK) head of
hogs, or 50 loads. Shippers did not
hny very heavy on the early market,
prices were steady to 10: lower then
last week. Early prices were steady,
the lute trade was 5 10c lower, bulk
of the sules ranging from $17.45
17.00, with an extreme top of $17.U0.
Hulk last Monday was $18.1018.15,
with a top of $18.45.
Tlnre was a fairly heavy run of
OF the Ownership, Management, ( ir- , '
. .. . i T . .1 . 1 40.000 head of sheep and qual ty was
culation, etc., Required by the Act J, . , .
... T .. I rather common. lut lambs were
of Congress of August Sf4, 1912. I , , ... ,
Of The Alliance Herald, publihed j
weekly at Aliance, Nebraska, for I
October 1. 1918.
State of Nebraska,
County of Box Butte, sb
slow in getting under way and pack
ers were bearish on the market, but
early prices wero about steady. Best
kinds were quotable at $15.00 15.75.
Pat sheep and lambs: Lambs, good
i to choice, $15,110 15.75: lambs, fair
interested in their dog. "W.iy, ling to law, deposes and says t.iat he
Bobby, haven't you a dog of your j is the Editor of the Alliance Herald
own?" asked his hosiecs. "We have : and that the following is, -to the best
one in the summer, but we have to j of his knowledge and belief, a true
send it away in the winter," he re- statement of the ownership, manuge
plled. "How is that?" she asked in i ment (and if a daily paper, the cir-
T-k m VT.i T1..LI1. I . A I
ueiore me, a ioiury ruonc m ano , to , $14.00 15.00 ; lambs. culls.
r 1 ....... .1 ....... ., : 1 I
lor wie suiie uuu cuum, mviowu $10.00014.00: veiirlillgs, good to
personally appeared Lloyd C. Thomas j t.1(jl(V $iukii.5o: vearllngs, fair
who, having been duly sworn accord- to .,()oli lo.00emj00! wethers. $0.00
11.25; eMes. good to choice.
8.75; ewes, fair to good, $7.0iH.(H$
ewes, culls and dinners. $8.0000.00.
Feeders and breeders : Lambs, good
to choice. flS.Tft01t8S; lambs, fair to
good. $12.50 13.75 : lambs, culls and
surprise. "Well," he answered, "It's j culaton) , etc., of the afolresaid publi- j outs, JUd0ltf.0O; .vearllngs. light.
a raschshund. and my father savs it ! cation for the date shown in tho
takes him so long to go in and out of I above caption, required by the Act of
the door it cools off the whole I August 24, 1912. embodied in section
house." 443, Postal Lawl and Regulations,
I printed on the reverse of this form.
Sambo had been Maled before the,to-wit:
court on a charge of chicken stealing 1. That the names and addresses
A great deal of very damaging testi-! of the publisher, editor, managing
mony had been submitted to sutstan
tiate the charge. There was no
lawyer present to defend Sambo, and
when the prosecution had completed
its case the Judge turned to .him and
said. "You are charged with steal- L
ing chickens; have you any wit
nesses?" "No, suh!" answered Sam
bo. "When I steals chlcKens I don't
have no witnesses."
A regiment of soldiers was recent-'
ly drawn up one Sunday for churc.i
parade), but the church was being re-!
paired and could only hold half of
them. "Sergeant-major." shouted
the colonel, "tell the men who don't
wanl to go to church to fall out on
the reverse flank." A lartre number
availed themselves of the privilege
editor, and. business managers ure:
Publisher, Herald Publishing Com
pany, Alliance, Nebraska.
Editor, Lloyd C. Thomas, Alliance,
Nebraska.
Managing BdRor, None.
Business Manager, Roy O. Bentz,
Alliance, Nebraska.
2. That the owners are:
Lloyd . Thomas, Alliance, Nebr
aska. Joan W. Thomas, Lincoln, Nebr
aska. Belle M. Thomas, Alliance, Nebr
aska. J. Carl Thomas, Srottsbluff, Nebr
aska. 2. That the known bondholders,
mortgagees, and other security hold
ers ownTbg or holding 1 per cent or
choice, til MQ 12.00; vearllngs. fair
to good. $10.0011.50; welh rs,
$11.75 12.25; ewe-. - breeders, good,
choiee. K14.00Oi7'.50 ! swea, 4reedofa,
fair tn good, B0.004J 14.00; ewes, feed
ers. $nV007Jk) ; ewe, culls, $5.00
06.04
. J
If you know J. W. Good, vote for
him. If you do not know him, find
out all you can about him. He Is a
successful farmer, stockman and has
had 2 5 years business experience.
46-2t-9821
"Now sergeant-major." t;aid the col- i more of total amount of bonds, mort
onel, "dismiss all the men who did
not fall out and march the ot lers to
church; they need it most."
A. E. Clark, editor of the City Bul
lentin, of Columbus, Ohio, was with
a friend who was campaigning for
the Red Cross. The friend knocked
gages, or other securities are:
Belle M. Tiomas, Alliance,
aska.
Not a Bite of
Breakfast Until
You Drink Water
Says glass ef hot water and
phosphate prevents Illness
and keeps us fit.
i a a i .
Mm m locaeo. At tins point a wo
man put her head out or a window
next door and said: "There's no one
at aome. "You're talking to the
parrot."
Apropos of certain ruling of the
Interstate commerce commission.
Howard Elliott, who was recently
head of the New Haven road told a
story recently. "The average hoard
of directors of the average railroad
these times Is in th esame distressful
fix ss was the old negro who fell ill.
The attending physicinn warned the
patient he must go to bed early STStJ
night, and then prescribed a certain
diet. When the doctor had gone the
old man raised his voice in protest
"How in de world does da: lite
man spect me to eat chicken BfSSl'
once a day if I don't got my evenin's
.free?"
stockholder or security lolder an- morning drink a lass of
pears upon the books o fthe comnanv i water with a teaspoonful
as
( Political Advertisement.)
( Political Advertisement . )
(Pnlltlcnl Advertisement.)
Wm. Coleman
Democratic Candidate
a
FOR STATE SENATOR, DISTRICT 28
Hay Springs, Nebraska
I am not rich, just one of the common people, and if
elected will serve my own class first the other class has
plenty of servants already. The following are some of
the measures I hope to support:
1 Win the war completely.
2 National prohibition.
3 Women's Suffrage.
4 Extension of the present policy ol. government
control of public utilities.
5 A more efficient state hail insurance law.
6 Improved rural schools and roads,
7Development by the state of waterpower, etc.
8 More liberal grading of grain and spuds.
9 Better protection for co-operative enterprises.
I have been farming and ranching in this district
for 32 years rnd have been somewhat active along the
lines of co-ope ation.
Yours for a Pure Democracy, (ler.n Politics and a
Square Dealu for All Hones Enterprises
Just as coal, when it burns, leaves
N'ebr- benmd B certain amount of incora
" , bustible material in the form of ashes,
I so the food and drink taken dav after
F. E. Holsten, Alliance Nebraska. day leaves in the alimentary canal a
International Typesetting Machine i certain amount of indigestible ma
Co., New York City. terial, which If not completly ltmln.t-
o ti..,. tk. ,, , i ted from the system each day, be-
2. That the two paragraphs next come8 food tLe mllonB of baVteria
above, giving the names or ten own- which Infest the bowels. From this
at the door and a voice said, "Come ers, stockholders and security hold- mass of left-over waste, toxins and
in." His friend tried the door, then ers, if any. contain not only the list j I'tomaln-like poisons are formed and
shouted. "It's locked " "Come in. "'of stockholders and security holders i BU5.ked ial the b,ood' (i ...
replied the voice, and the campaign- i they appear upon the books of ths taJBV!
er replied: "It's locked." "Come in." Company but also, in cases where the , baths. Before eating breakfast each
real hot
of lime-
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trustee or in any other fiduciary th fh)rtv f, . imuu . kmvIaui
relation, the name of the person or j day'B accumulation of poisons and
toxins and to keep the entire alimen
tary canal clean, pure and frebh.
Those who are subject to sick hea'l-
I (inliii iaIiIu l.lllMiLniQL nAnetiiiutinti
a iii s - i . lie. vuius. iinuuoiii on. vonoi a iiu moo,
till lka.lt jf II U 11 t ll . i .I ao , i a i n ' ' r '
" ' i others who wake up with bad taste,
anal conditions under which stock-1 foul breath, backache, rheumatic stiff
holders and security holders wTio b.;ness, or have a sour, gassy Stomach
not appear upon the- books of -t he ' afler meals, are urged to get a quarter
company as trustees, hold stock and iffi .SST aISS
muxiflea in a capacity ot ier than ' internal sanitation. This will cost
that of a Bona fide owner; and this! very little, but is biifficlent to make
affiant has no reason to believe that 'anyone an enthusiast on the subject
Itenieinber Inside bathing is more
, ' . ' important than outside bathing, be-
DOrstlOB has any interest direct or cau8t 9 skin iK)re8 do not absorb
indirect in the said stock, nonds, or impurities into the blood, causing poor
Other securities than as so stated by health, while the bowel pores do.
him. 1 Just aa bobp and hot water cleanses,
ii-nvnr- tuouio I Bweetens and freshens the skin, so
i I a , ! . hot ter me8tone phosphate
Sworn to and subscribed before me act on tbe stomach, liver, kidneys and
this 1st day of October, 1918. bowels.
corporation for whom sucn trustee
ll acting, is given; also that the said
embracing aSant'a uii knowlsdsa
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CLOSING OU1
Furniture Sale
Having decided to close out my new
goods I will give a discount of
1 5 per cent
on all New Furniture such as Dressers, Tables, Kitchen Cabin
ets, Chairs, Beds, etc., for the next
60 days for Cash
Or during that time will sell in a lump if any man
wants a good business as I wish to move to Lin
coln, Nebr., during the holidays.
T. J. Thompson
New and Second Hand Goods
123 Box Butte Ave. Alliance, Nebraska
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