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TH1 ALLIANCB HERALD, JUNE IS, 1918
HIS STATEMENT IS
REMARKABLE," HE SAYS
"apt. K. S. Plt . BatikWCNsJBf Agent
Northern PBcUsCi I Mnc tiM.se
Former Trouble.
Nearly everybody In KiioxvIIIp,
TeflB., especially railroad people,
know CaptC IB F, S. Patty, for twelve
years district WINBM BCJCBI for UM
Northern I'Mcllic rsllfOCd, witli In. il
ofllres in ChettBBOOBe Bad RBMTBl of
fices in St. I'aiil, Minn.
On account of nenerally failing
health Cunt. Patty was forced to dts
continue uctive work and for the past
few years lias been making bin home
In Knoxville, where be numbers his
friends by bis acquaintances. He in a
kind, Kcnial gentleman of tbe old
arhool and is beloved by all who
know hltn. The following interesting
itaieinent was made by hini in er
eon to the Tanlac representative:
' I BBI 69 years old and always en
joyed good health up to about six
years afro, when I suffered a nervous
breakdown and my general health
gradually failed me. My principal
trouble was Indigestion and catarrh,
but my whole system seemed to be
out of shape. My condition finally
got so bad F couldn't sleep at night
and always after eatlnu I would suf
fer so from Indigestion and heartburn
that I felt Just like there was a coal
of fire In my sTomach. My hearing
and vision were also affected. I con
sulted several doctors here In Knox
ville and other cities and they helped
me considerably and I finally got so
I could around, but some how I Just
couldn't feel right and could not
sleep at night, which made me awful
ly nervous and nothing I would eat
seemed to agree with me.
"I began reading about this Tanlac
when you flrat came here, but did
not decide, to try the medicine until
I talked with a friend of mine who
had actually used, it. He said It was
the best thing he had ever taken, and
that was sufficient proof for me.
"I have Just finished tbe first bottle
and OBCM here this morning, not only
to buy the second bottle, but to tell
you Just what it has done for me I
began enjoying my meals from the
first few drapB, My nei oiisncess Is
none and I can sleep like a child and
always wake up In the morning foi
breakfast and feeling refreshed. 1 am.
rot y fond of onions, but was almost
afraid to eat them, because they al
wa disagreed with me so; could
taste them for hours afterwarda, I-l
ate son e for dinner other day and It I
agreed with me perfectly and I fell no.
Ntd effects whatsoever. I tell you I
am beginning to fee) like a different
man and am alwavs toing to keep
this Tanlac M hand. It has done me I
more good than anything ctse In the
medicine hAVC ever taken. I ,
certainly do recommend It to my
friends. It is really remarkable."
Tanlac is sold in Alliance by K. R.
Moisten and 'in HomlagfOfd by II U.
Hds Drug company.
The Qonaaai say the American
army is a Joke, but they will find
after a while that It has a very keen
edge.
One of the state food admlnistra
tors has slyly announced that the less
sugar a girl consumes the more
slender. -sylph-like and graceful she
will be. This is likely to save tons.
MENTIONS POOIH AM !
Charley Pool, secretary of state,
has been receiving a number of com
plimentary notices relative to his can
didacy for the Democratic nomination
for congressman from the Sixth con
gressional district, in which Alliance
Is located. The St Paul Phonograph
recently had the following to say re
garding Mr. Pool and his candidacy:
short t i he BSD Charles V Pool.
Of llyannis. present secretary of state.
IBBOUBOed his candidacy for the of
Bee of congressman from the Sixth
district, subject to the wishes of the
Democratic rotors af tins diitrict,
"Most of our readers know Charles
Pool. Nearly eet rotor In the Sixth
district knows him. either personally
or ollit daily. He Is S mighly good
man and I man who would be i, town
of strength in congress. A hard work
er, honest and conscientious, a loyal
Hiien. a lover of and B booster of
Nebraska; what an ideal man h
wouia (). to represent this district in
Washington. There may be as good
men in this district to represent us in
FORGOT HIS GROUCH
Uniform Caused Transformation
in Surly Boss.
Simple story of Harold the Office Bey,
Who Became a Man When He
Donned the Khaki of His
Uncle Sam.
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According to Mr. Hoover flour
would be selling from fIO to $f,0 a
barrel except for the food adminis
tration control, and Mr. Hoover us
ually knows what he Is talking about.
GRANDMA
NEVER LET
HER HAIR GET GRAY
She Kept Her Locks Dark and
Glossy, with Sago Tea
and Sulphur.
The two commercial classes con
cerned are more than inclined to dis
pute the claim that the way to win
the war is to wear old clothes and
patched shoes.
The blood of both America and
Prance were in gallant Ilaoul Lufbery
and he served both with complete de
votion until the day of his glorious
death.
When you darken your hair with Sage
Tea and Sulphur, no one can tell, be
cause it's done so naturally, so evenly.
Preparing this mixture, though, at home
is mussy and troublesome. For 50 cents
you can buy at any drug store the ready-io-use
preparation, improved by th. ..addi
tion of other ingredients, called "VVyethV
Sage and Sulphur Compound." You just
dampen a gponge or soft brugh with It
end draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time. By morning
ii gray nair disappears, and, after an
other application or two, your hair be
comes beautifully darkened, glossy and I
luxuriant.
Gray, faded hair, though no disgrace,
is a sign of old age, and as we all de
aire a youthful and attractive appear
ance, get busy at once with Wyeth's Sage
and Sulphur Compound and look years
younger. This resdy-to-uge preparation
IS a delightful toilet requisite and net a
medicine. It is not intended for the cure, j
mitigation or prevention ef disease.
It would be interesting to know
how many diseased Russians the
magnanimous Kaiser has kindly
swapped for able bodied German
prisoners of war up to date.
Italy wants a few American troops
to hearten her own. This country's
large mission in the war includes car
rying good cheer to weary allies as
well as furnishing money and men.
Washington, but none who will Is
colore the people at this primary
lection. The voters will not hare
an opportunity of voting for a better
man and we believe a grave mistakt
will be made if any other iiinn than
Mr. Pool is sent to Washington at tin
approaching election
"Mr. Pool has been in the office of
eecretary of state for almost four
years. He bus made n wonderful rec
ON in that office. He is, we believe,
as good and as efficient an official as
ever served the people of this state in
any office. Good and true men should
be kept iiofflce. Mr. Pool has made
good in one position and now he asks
that he be given a more responsible
position and the people should rally
to his support and send him to Wash
ington where he will give a good ac
count of himself.' '
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Having been unable to overcome
Uritain and France after four years
of industrious endeavor, how can the
Germans expect to succeed now that
the power of the United States is ev
cry day thrown more heavilv into
the scale against them"? If this ques
tion is not bringing sleepless nights to
Herlin, it is only because the Kaiser
and his warlords are llttemiiv rrv
with conceit.
WHAT CATARRH IS
Science has shown that nasal catarrh'
often indicates a general weakness of
the body and local treatments in the
form of snuffs and vapors only irritate
and do little if any good.
To correct catarrh you should treat
its cause by enriching your blood with
the oil-food in Scott's Emulsion which
is a medicinal food and a building
tonic, free from any harmful drugs.
It is helping thousands. Try it.
Scott a Bowne, Bloom6eid.If .J.
Sought Information.
ir was nt n Shakespeare club In
small country town. The president of
the duo, n young lawyer, was g!vln
his views on the Shakespenre-Bncon
controversy, and dosed his argument
thus: "I foel sure Shakespeare wrote
the plays, because be was a lawyer.
ro common hinn could have written
them." A timid little woman, catch
ing tils eyes, inquired nnxlorts'v. "Are
there then no uncommon men but law
yers T Judge.
Cure for Shooting Corn.
A shooting corn, if wrapped up in
in Ivy leaf well soaked in vinegar, will
ease from troubling.
No statesman can hope to please
every American, yet the president
did no less when he handed that
choice literary bouquet to France.
We are all agreed about blameless
and heroic France.
Kill Friction and
Save the Car
FRICTION ia the deadly enemy of your
motor. Kill it with Polarine. With Polar
ine in your crankcaae, summer and winter,
you axe assured perfect lubrication. Polarine
flows freely at zero ; it doesn't run thin or
break up at the highest heat generated by
your engine.
Polarine conserves power; ia acid-fire will not
pit the cylinder or eat away the piston rings.
nums up clean, minimizing carbon.
Insist on
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always Get it where you see the sign.
Red Crown Gasoline takes you farther on
a gallon makes hill climbing easy.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
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In rhe first place.
The boss,
is a short mini.
With an awful grouch.
And in-the second placet
Harold Burns.
W ho as our odice hoy.
Was a tall hoy.
And he always stalled
And Just a week.
From the very day.
J li lt he got the Job.
Ills voice,
started to chance.
nd the boss would call
Mill lie i suv.
Yes, sir."
In a high soprano.
And "I'm inmlnir"
In a deep contralto.
And "Might iiwmv sir"
In a teimr.
And "Here It Is, air."
Tn a bass.
And the tirst time he did It.
Tim boss.
Had an idea.
He was being kidded.
And said.
t$- &"&&$
And Harold said.
"No, sir.
"I can't help It.
My voice Is changing."
And anyway.
Always after that.
The boss hated him
And then one day.
A hand went by.
With "Over There"
In a blare of brass.
And we all looked out.
And marching troops.
n the street below
Filled all of our hearts.
With whatever it Is.
at "Over There."
And man-blag troops.
Put into our heart.
And tilled our eyes.
And we all went back.
To our work a day desks.
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And the next day came.
And Harold came.
Ann WBlsperea to me.
He was going to quit.
And called tbe boss.
"A great big stiff."
And I went In.
And told the boss.
That we'd have to Ami.
Another boy.
And told lii 1 1 m why.
And all he said.
Was: "Go get one.
"With a voice that's as."
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In less than a week.
Our Harold Burns.
Came back again.
With a uniform.
And a permanent voice.
And a lixht'ln his eva.
And his shoulders squared.
And he'd Just come in.
To say good-bye.
Aud was saying It.
when the. boss came in.
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And a little while later.
The boss busser.
Bussed Its buzz.
Ami I went In.
And he wanted to know.
If the boy outside.
Was our old office boy.
And I said he wss.
And he ssked me then.
To send him in.
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And that day noon.
One Harold Burns.
An office boy.
One week before.
And his erstwhile boss.
A short, stout man.
With an uwful grouch.
Ate lunch together.
And then shook hands.
And said good-bye.
And here in the office.
The boss and bis grouch.
Live on.
And thrive.
And make life t$ it.
For the new office boy.
K. C. B. In the New Puck,
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ALLIANCE CANDY STORE
PURE HOME MADE CANDIES
Home Made Ice Cream 46c quart Pint Ice Cream 25c
Completely Equipped Sanitary Service. Come in and
let us serve you with cooling drinks or delicious candies.
FRUIT SUNDAES IA
Any Flavor 1UC
FREE CITY DELIVERY
S. P. JACKSON, Prop. 210 Box Butte Phone 27
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The constant strain of
factory work very often
results in Headaches,
Backaches and other
Aches, and also weak
ens the Nerves.
DR. MILES'
ANTI-PAIN PILLS
will quickly relieve the
Nerves, or Pain, while
Dr. Miles'
Heart Treatment
is very helpful when
the Heart is overtaxed.
IF FIRST BOX. OR BOTTLE.
FAILS TO BENEFIT YOU, YOUR
MONEY WILL BB RBFUNOES.
SEVERS PAIN.
"I used to Buffer a treat deal
with lumbago In my shoulders
and back. A friend Induced me
to try Dr. Miles' AnU-Paln
Pills and I am only too clad to
be able to attest to the relief
that I got from these splendid
pills. They form a, valuable
medicine and do all that It la
claimed the wUl do."
lewib 3. cvrma,
Marietta, Ohio.
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Conservation of Coal
Owing to the limited deliveriee of the Colorado Bituminous
Coals, the consumer Is advised to take the best Colorado Lignite
Coals, MONARCH and PURITAN and store them with whatever pro
portion cf Bituminous Coajs that can be obtained. If only fifty per
cent of Bituminous is in sight, then take flft per cent MONARCH or
PURITAN and you have a Lignite mixture that cannot be excelled.
The coal that the consumer failed to order in April and May
cannot POSSIBLY be delivered later In the season, for enough coal
cannot be mined, transported and delivered to make up the short
ORDERhNOw'er ' t0 blame' lt the COnBumer. GET BUSY.
THE NATIONAL FUEL CO.
DENVER, COLO.
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Professional Cards
0. E SLAOLE, M. D.
FUjraacUii aad Sorgoa
Offloa phone, IB. Roc. hoa, 4 3
lllaaoo, Nebraska
L W. BOWMAN
rfcyslctaa and ttaurgooa
302 Va Box Butte
Phones: 0000, 3 6 2; Rec. 16
Has Plans for Big Time.
Allen, fifty-one, Known as the "Mll-
lonuire Kid." declined In a San Fran
cisco police court be was "going to
buy all the mountain dow In the world"
as soon as he got the fortune of $8,000.-
000 left to him by his father.
Allen was arrested with other va
grants. He was usKed if he was co
ins to take his tramp friends with him
on the "Joy party."
"Some of them, perhaps," he replied.
"We sure are going to have some time.
but I'll never be burled In the potter's
field. As soon as 1 get that $8,000,000
I'm going to set aside $75 for a decent
burial."
J. D. E IK ERIC K
Bonded Abetmctor
I have the only aot of abstract
Books ia BOX Butte Count
T, Open Room Block
"Let Me Cry For You"
HARRY F. C0UR8BT
Live Stock aad General Males
Bpeelaliat aad Aoctlooeer
FARM HALES A 8PBOIALTT
Terma Reasonable
Alliance, (Phone 664) Nebr
Geo. J. Hand, M. D.
ASTHMA and
HAT FEVER
Bye, Ear, Noee and Throat
PHONE 257
Calls answered from office day or
night
Professional Photographer
Quality Portraits,
Interior and Exterior Viewc
Kodak Finishing
Enlarging all Stylec
M. E. GREBE, Proprietor
ALLIANCE ART STUDIO
Phone Red 165
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J. JEFFREY, D. O. Ph. O.
A. G. JEFFREY, D. O.
CHIROPRACTORS
Office Hours, 10 A M to 8 P. M
NEW WILSON BLOCK
Harness Hand Made from Beat
UUast Factory"'
Harness Repairing by Experienced
Harness Maker
J. M. COVERT
At M. D. Nichols' Stand, AlUanee
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BURTON A REDDISH
Attorneys-at-Law
Office: rirat National Bank Blg
PHONE 186
Alliance. - . Nebraeka
Secret Revealed
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"Wear your MHBCj.ce un I.Tclothes,"
says one of the doctors, "and give
your body a cbaace to furnish Its own
heat." That's tine. Now we know
how tho ladles who near gauze sleeves
when the thermometer registers 34
manage to be coiufoi table. Springfield
(O.) News.
DR. D E. TYLER
DENTIST
PHONE 161
Over First National Bank
ALLIANCE,
NEBRASKA
L A. BERRY
LAWYER
Phone B. Room y Rumer ,lo
Alliance. . . Nebraska