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Alliance Nebraska
WHEN YOU WAKE
UP DRINK GLASS
. OF HOT WATER
Wash the poison and toxins from
system before putting more
food Into stomach.
Says Inside-bathing makes any
one look and feel clean,
sweet and refreshed.
Wash yourself nn the Inalrio hofnro
btttJttut like you do on the outside.
This Is vastly more important because
tin ikJB pores do not absorb impuri
ties into the blood, causing; Illness,
while the bowel pores do.
For every ounce of food and drink
taken Into the stomiuh, nearly an
ounce of waste material must be
carried out of the body. If this waste
material is not eliminated day by day
it quickly ferments and generates
poisons, gases and toxins which are
absorbed or sucked Into the blood
stream, through the lymph ducts which
should suck only nourishment to sus
tain the body.
A splendid health measure is to
drink, before breakfast each day, a
glass of real hot. water with a tea
npoonful of limestone phosphate In It,
which is a harmless way to wash
these poisons, gases and toxins from
the Rtomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels; thus cleansing, sweetening
and freshening the entire alimentary
canal before putting more food into
the stomach.
A quarter pound of limestone phos
phate costs but very little at the drug
store but is sufficient to make anyone
an enthusiast on inside-bathing. Men
Slid women who are accustomed to
wake up with a dull, aching head or
have furred tongue, bad taste, nastv
breath, sallow complexion, others who
have bilious I tacks, acid stomach or
constipation are assured of pro
nounced improvement in both health
and appearance shortly.
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Why He Weeded Her
John Mcintosh and 'his oaugnni,
Janet, from Canada, visited relatives
In Detroit recently. Day after day
.lanet and her father went sight-seeing,
always together.
The girl's aunt, noticing this one
dav, suggested that she let her lather
go down town alone occasioaiill . and
added, jokingly, Men do not like to
have women always tagging along."
"Ay, auntie, but he Wahnta me,"
explained .lanet, earnestly. "He
csnns thole to stir oot o' the hoose
his lane. Ye wadna' b'lievt foo
fasht lie is onywbere Wi'oool me. You
see, faither ta'aks sic braid gjcoateh
that Stranger folk dinna kin what it's
S, boot, an' I lia' tae Rang wV In m tac
due. the conveMsin'." Harper's Mag
azine. I.II'h I oIiiiiiii
Hunientiis New Yorker
New Yorkers have always Seamed
to the outsider its s humor provoking
bunch in the aggregate. Now the
leading city of the world in popula
tion, wealth and conceit, this clt)
harbors within its borders people of
all kinds. That a few of them have
a vein of humor is shown by the fol
lowing article, taken from the New
York correspondence of a loading
daily paper:
The rights of delicatessen, dealers
which nave at no time compared In
scope with their wrongs yoaterdaj
morning were reviewed briefly in the
Jefferson Market Coort. it was there
eatabllshod, to the satisfaction of ev
ery one present except Jobann Unger
thai delicatessen products are to be
delivered Into the band rather than
the eye of a customer.
Mr. Unger, whose salesroom and
coookery is si Mo. ii West 14th st.,
was arrested on the complaint of Na
than Berkowlts, pickle parchsser,
who stated that he had been killed
outright b the defendant shortly af
ter sunrise yesterday morning. He
declared be had bought a side of
cbeeae and a Hock of pickles while
dlSCUSSing the war and that he was in
the midst of ii pretty fair sentence
w hen he received the pickles riuht be
tween the eyes. Kor a moment ev
erything went sour before him and
when he recovered himself bo found
Mr. filter engaged in wringing his
neck.
Mr. I'ngir in his own defense rose
to state that if gverj customer who
bought a dime's worth of digestion
miner in his place thought he could
blame Mr. I'nger for the kaiser's con
duct there was a mistake somewhere
He made It clear that the presence
of Mr. Rerkowitz on earth was annoy
ing In the extreme and warned him
In the court's hearing to avoid No
4til West 1 1th St., during the remain
der of his temper destroying days. It
took neatly an hour to hear the case
without even ascertaining Just what
the trend of the war argument was.
but It was obvious that if Mr. Unger
had responded with words Instead Of
pickled the debate would still be in
progress,
Anyway the magistrate, after ob
serving the briny eyes and florid neck
of Mr. Rerkowitz. decided that Mr
Tnger could easily spare $10 from the
day's receipts in exchange for the al
leged Prussian frolic.
It is apparent that those persons
who deride the Chinese army ami
believe it incapable of actually light
ing never have met Kong Fat. Cer
tain it is that such persons never
have waved their fists under the amp
le nose of Konc and assured him that
another moment of delay regarding
the chop suey would bring about an
oriental casualty. That is one thing
Which Kong Fat will not submit
to.
In the Harlem court August I.atz.
manager for a taxicab company, ex
plained thru pneumatic lips that K.
Fat packs a punch and uses it without
warning. He asserted that the only
signal for a muscular romp by Mr.
Fat is that he suddenly feels strong,
and that during such periods all vic
tims of the chop suey habit are re
garded as targets. Mr. Ijittz stated
that he entered the Far Fast rink at
No. .'1 West 162nd St.jind that son
after encountering Itonsleus Fat he
had been knocked galley west. There
had been na attract inn or explana
tion he declared. All that he knew
for sure was thai Mr. Fat did not
taks to him.
Mr. Fat rose in court to explain
In Peking slang that he has been
walked all over for years. He stated
that Mr. batl kicked his slats for fail
ing to produce liquor on request and
that he was then assured that If the
chop suey was not brought within
two brief moments the Fat family
would have the trouble and incon
venience of burying another sop.
It was at that juncture (hat Konk
leaned back so that hiH ear touched
the menu on another table and
BWUag, The results, to say the least
were gratifying to the loyal Chinese.
"I don't care a continental If It Is
nine miles, little Amy shall see the
parade." replied the boss.
So. Amy propped up in pillows,
had a grand view from her window
'and sent the manager a note of tirnt
itude and now Dr. Ambrose says she
is on the way to an early recpvei
from her mulad)
IF HHR IS TURNING
GRAY. USE SAGE TEA
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Stalls To be opened for homesteads
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sections and description of soil, cli
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Here's Grandmother's Recipe
Darken and Beautify
Faded Hair.
to
HhILP OUR COUNTRY
AVOID A POOD SHORTAGE
tin pur Lines West, in Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming aud Mon
tana, there are thousands of aeres of prairie lands 'liai should be eul
tivated. It' you waul tit
M' I will post you correct prices.
UKNT I will help you t get heal itnin.
IK )l KSTKAI) - I II tell von 'when? taM selections are.
My services are free to yon. Drop me a postal card or any of
the follow ing free literature i
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"Qo to Southwestern Nebraska."
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The Bli Horn aiisin " (Wyoming.)
"Free Qovernmenl Lands." (Wyoming.)
Tell me what you want, the kind of land ou
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S. It. lfOVY.l(l, ISSSSlsirnlhSB Agt-iit. . 11. A V
loot I a nut in SI., OiiimIiu. Neb.
Tliat beautiful, even shade of dark,
glossy hair rss only he had by brewing
n mixture of Say Tea and Sulphur.
Your hair i your charm. It SSbImS or
mm 8 the see, When it fades, turn
irrsy or streaked, just an sppltestlon or
two of Sage mid Sulphur saliancet it
appearance a liinuircilfohl.
Don't fiuther to prepare tlic mixture:
you can get thil t.i u- old I im
proved by the addition of other ingredi
ents for BO cents a large bottle, all nady
for use. It is called Wyetli's Sage and
Sulphur Codk pOUnd. Tail can always he
depended upon to hrii) back the natural
color and lustre of our hair.
Kverybody uses 'Wyetli's'" Sage and
Sulphur Compound Be) beeaose it dark
ens so naturally and cveiiH tut nobody
can tell it has been applied. You simply
dampen a iposga or soft brush with it
and draw this through the hair, taking
one small strand at a time: by morning
the gray luiir has dfsappeai d. and after
another application ii brroasea hcauti
fully dark and appears .-lossy and lus
trous. This ready to use preparation i
a delightful toilet reqwistc for those who
dcsin dark hair ami a outhful apK-ar-iMice.
It ih not intended for the cure,
mitigatiou or prevention of disraec.
TUB VANKHKH ARK co.MIN'o
The Yankee Kobinson Sbows mo-
bllisetion tins season of Sronderful
wild and domestic animal acts, thrill
ing acrobatic feats, skilled equest
rians and merry making clowns, will
be seen complete and well worthy
of a visit at Alliance, on Friday. An.:-
ust 1 0.
The long and interesting program
throughout comprises a tornado of i
arena thrills and nieirimeni enhanc-
ed with appropriate entrancing mu
sic, sprinhied with patriotic events.
in reality a grand aeroplane attrac- I
lion at submarine prices.
Special attention is SlWSyg paid by 1
the management to the ladies and
children attending this exhibition. In
fact, for years it has been famously
known as the "family show." Bfher'
the children and attendants are as
carefully looked after as at a concert
or in any theatre. Ample police ser
rlee insures no disorder of any kin i. !
If the weather is propitious and
the mater not too cold, the double!
herd of performing elepnonta will !
given a bath in a pond near the show '
grounds. In case of stormy areata
er, have DO alarm as the tentg are all ;
of moreerised dock, pars fined abso
lute!) water proof, the most expens
ive canvas that can be munufuctui-'
ed. He on hand early to see the
grand street display, given daily, a
complimentary treat to old audi
young, rich Of poor, at a season'-
cost paceodins hundred ihonssnfl i
dollars in addition to the value of
the horses, alis. ca ues and L'eneral
equipment. This free display is at
once an evidence of the merit a'ld
prosperity of the famous aid -how.
The Perry, Iowa. DnU) Chief says '
"No belter example of u bit: kind
hearted showman's generosity was
ever seen in this city, when last
Thursday, s little sieh girt, Ami Md
rose, cried to her parents and nurse
because she would not only miss the ;
circus but could not even see Ihe
parade When III Fred BuchSSSn,
the owner and manager of the big ;
show , was informed of this incident, j
he at OOeS gSV Orders tO the parade I
superintendent lo slowly pass the
house on Lincoln St
"Hut that will carry us oxer nine
blocks out of our route." said one of
the assistant outriders
The Herald buys old newspapers,
magazines, catalogs, and scrap paper
of all kinds in good condition. We
pit) twenty cents per hundred pounds.
t'iur dollars per ton. Lots of one
, hundred pounds or more culled foi
lit within the city limits of Alliance
Phone 340. t f
Itemized Statements
Promptly and Correctly
Rendered Mean Much
to the Retail Merchant
JfK.jf1 f!p- GCJjk
Monthly Statement Outfits
combine the Lodger ami State
ment work pnd reduce labor
about 60JJ Simplifies boolikeepl.ig
and eliminates diEputes vi;h cus
tomers. Statements itemized to date
and may be delivered on de
mand. This loose lea system fits
every retail buriness. We will
gladly explain its application to
your hueiirvMii. h.o ol.ii:.''
on your part.
HERALD PUB. CO.
"m Oxtenbers. Jr
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GLASS OF SALTS IF
YOUR KIDNEYS HUR
it Ism meat if you feel Backachy or
hare Bladder trouble-Salts
fiae for Kidneys
Meat form uri? arid which rvrit.-
and ovcrworku the kidneys In ttinr tifortS
to filter it from the Dynteni. Regular eat
ers of meat, mint Hush the kidneys occa
sionally. You must relieve them like you
relieve your bowels; removing nil the
acids, waste nnd poison, else you feel a
dull misery in the kidney region, sharp
paina in the back or eick beudnche, dii
inesa, your stomach sours, tongue ia
coated and when the weather ia Ixul you
have rheumatic twinges. 'Hie urine ia
cloudy, full of aediineQt i the clutnnela
often get irritated, obliging y.m to get
tin two or three time during the night.
To neutralize the?.- irritating acids
aud flush off the Ih ly 8 uiinoua waste
get about four ounces of Jad Salta
from any pharmacy ; tak a table
spoonful in a g'.. m of Water !fore break
fast for a few d v and your kidneys will
then act fine tnd bladder disorders dia
npjiear. iTii f -nnous sails ia made from
the acid of srafM and Innon juice, oom
bined with Ii I and haa been uaed for
(fenerations to rh in and stimulate slug
gish kidw - nrul sU n bladder irritation,
.lad Balls m r usire; harmless and
niakea a ellghtful efferveacent lithiav
watr d' ttk wtiich milliona of men and
wnnen Suite v nml then, thus avoiding
aerioui kidnSf aud bladder itisnasn
(n Tuoaday Andrew K. Chandler
j Mr Anna Kocher of Antloch
Lourt
iQ1 QQQUCi GraQfotf
The constant strain of
factory work very often
results in Headaches,
Backaches and other
Aches, and also weak
ens the Nerves.
DR. MILES'
ANTI-PAIN PILLS
will quickly relieve the
Nerves, or Pain, while
Dr. Miles'
Heart Treatment
is very helpful when
the Heart is overtaxed.
IP FIRST BOX, OR BOTTLE,
FAILS TO BENEFIT YOU, YOUR
MONEY WILL BE REFUNDED.
SEVERE PAIN.
"I used to suffer a great deal
with lumbago In my shoulders
and back. A frlsnd Induced me
to try Dr. Mllea Antl-Paln
I'IHk nnd I am only too a lad ta
be able to attest te the relief
that I 8t from thsae splendid
pills. They form a valuable
medicine and do all that it la
claimed they will do."
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