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Michael Dollihan.
'How's that?" asked Michael.
"Well," replied Patsy, "you wm he
put up $500 bono" and got his lib
erty, didn't he?"
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MET AT CHADRON
riMMwt Hank IMoi?
He says that if hiH friend keeps
taking him down the line this week
at fast as he did last week, that it
will be reasonable to assume that
before long the friend's name will bo
OTer the door instead of the present
owner. At that, ten bones a throw
It tome at Iff. and especially so when
you are losing. What sayeth thou?
.
Tit for Tut
The subject of birthdays came up
during the conversation. The elder
ly lady. telling her age, remarked
that she was born on the 23d of Ap
ril. Her husband, who waa present,
observed, "I always thought you
were born on the 1st of April."
"People might well Judge so," re
sponded the lady, "in the choice I
made of a husband."
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Keep up the (iate
It isn't often that 1 go to church,
but somehow 1 was persuaded to go
Sunday. There was a bunch pres
ent, I don't know whether It was be
cause of the fact that a new star was
in the box or not. Anyway there
was a stand of boosters there and
they seemed anxious to get a line on
his work. He is certainly there with
the goods and performed to the satis
faction of all present. In spite of
the fact that he is somewhat new on
the local grounds he got to going
good right in the first inning. En
couraged by the coachers in tho
"Amen corner" he let himself loose
and had them well in hand at ail
times. His new Jerusalem slow-ball
is a peach und when he turned loose
on eternal punishment his speed was
terrific. As this was the first time 1
ever saw him work out I can't pre
dict the future for him, but if he can
keep up the gait he has started with
it's him for the big league next sea
con. o
The OUI Stnrv Told Again
I had to promise that I'd "never
tell," if she let me print It. I prom
ised. Here It is:
My lover came down to the gate In
front and he whispered so soft to me
O, well 1 remember, the hour was
late, and we stood by that great big
tree; and he gathered me up in his
arms so strong, and his area were
alight with love; and little we cared
for that robbin's song the limbs
of the tree above. Ills voice was
aoft as a golden lyre, as he whispered
his thoughts to me, and his eyes were
filled with heroic lire, that wits grand
for a maid to see. And what were
the words that my lover said, us we
etood by the Kate alone? t), how
gently he lifted my drooping head, as
. he said In his manly tone O, I seem
to stand at the gate again, as I stood
In that night this June, while the
robbin murmured its happy strain in
the light of a happy moon! And the
glad, glad thoughts that came to my
breast as he whispered those words
to me! The sun was hid in the
golden west, sunk low over the beau
tiful hills. And my lover sighed
lest his words should meet a short
and cruel rebuff, as he cried in u
voice that was strangely sweet, "Well
has It been hot enough?"
smaller Port hum, Mnbe
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Headline ' JuM n Health Hint
FKO.H TOE to crown
the omOKI fly
IK liOADKO down
Willi UAC1LLI. . " '
HE CHEEPS and squirms
THE JAKBAJE through
JI WITH foul germs
HE i OVERS you
AND YOl' fall ill
AND SOME tine day
THE DOCTOR! bill
TOO DC'K or pay
IN THESE here climes
THE SCOUNDREL By
A MILLION times
WILL MULTIPLY.
HUT IE you swat
KAt'H FLY you see
HE SOON has got
TO t'EASE to be.
MO HI NT him through
VOUil LOWLY cot
I'l llM K! PtRSUK!
AND SWAT, and swat , I
AND RYE and bye
THE I'SMMKK breeie .
WILL BR1N; no fly
TO SPREAD disease.
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I Ant! Oood Stuff It Is
We may not have a big army, but
ve certainly got the making on June
You Ret
And now we've got em. we know
what to do with "em.
Rare Display of Judgment
Most of the sluckers made up their
minds thev would rather be register
ed by a government registration
clerk than by Sheriff Cox.
Forethought
People are learning that a little
forethought often saves them a big
expense Here is on instance: E. W'
Archer, Caldwell. Ohio, writes: "I
do not believe that our family has
been without Chamberlain's folic
CV-'era ad Diarrhoea Remedy since
W commenced keeplug house years
ago When we go on an extended
visit we take it with us ." Obtaina
ble everywhere. Adv-june
THLLINO ONE ON
STEVE MA1NEY OF OMAHA
T understand hal Steve Maloney.
chief of Omaha detectives, bought a
IJbertv Bond wlun he was at Chad-
ron." said Patsy Havev to his fneml
tliibot of W-tem Nebraska Alive and
Making Effort to Do Their
Hii Big Ranquet
A meeting of the Associated Com
mercial Clubs of Western Nebraska
was held at Chadron on June It.
Tht business meeting was held in the
afternoon at the Chadron Club rooms
the meeting being presided over by
II. M. Hushnell, Jr., of this city, who
besides being secretary of the Alli
ance Commercial Club. 4s president
of the Associated Clubs. The war
and war problems are reported to
have been uppermost in the minds of
those In attendance, seemingly.
In the evening a banquet was held
at Chadron Normal, the Normal or
chestra, of which Paul W. Thomas of
Alliance Is director, furnishing the
music for the banquet. Following
the banquet n number of speeches
were made. Senator Reynolds, H.
M. Hushnell, Jr., of Alliance, J. W.
Burleigh of Crawford, Dr. M. B. Mc
Dowell, W. P. Rooney and President
R. I. Elliott of Chadron, made talks.
W. 8. Bostder of the Normal was
toastmaster. The next meeting of
the Associated Clubs Is to be held at
Oerlng In September.
THE NFiROlORTtlANR SOUTH
All good cltlxens In the South as
well as in the North deplore lynch
ing lawlessness and hope to see It
come to an end, but very few will
fall to recognise that Rev. R. C. Ran
som, colored, of New York, Is as in
sincere as he is absurd when h.e In
timates that with a record of lynch
ing In our own land we have no right
to obpect to the massacre of Armen
ians or the devastation of Belgium,
and with pompous inaccuracy de
clares that "while negro soldiers are
carrying liberty and freedom across
the Rhine let us carry it aown tne
Mississippi."
The need of carrying freedom
"down the Mississippi" Ib no less im
aginary than the present transporta
tion of that blessing by negro sol
diers 'across the Rhine." An aver-
.... i it ui , I . . v M v 1 DflR th:in :i hun
dred negro criminals or ausyouuiu
criminals are lynched in a year,
while more than nine millions of
that race are left in the peaceful pur
suit nf nrosnerltv and hanniness. and.
on the whole, this pursuit is more;
successful in the South tnan in tne
Nnrth: for in the former, where he
is less embarrassed by labor-union
discrimination and personal dislike,
the negro has a wider Industrial op-1
portunity. In the South negroes!
guilty or suspected of atrocious
crimes are occasionally lynched; it is
Only in the North, as the cnicago in
hune observes, that negroes us a
class are ever "mobbed, beaten and
run out of town."
"The real race prejudice is ours,"
says the Chicago paper. "Our very
philanthropists betray it. I hey suy
to the black man. '(Sod bless you, i
good-bye.' whereas, the South says.
' - you, come here." Or put
It this way: The northerner Is a
great friend of tho negro but not of
a negro; the southerner Is a great
friend of a nefCrO but not of the ne
gro. In the North t' e negroes es
cape barbarous punishment for their
occasional crimes while winning no
appreciation for their habitual vir
tues. They are disliked. When their
presence becomes a burden,, as at
East St. Louis. III., they are abused.
Our observation goes to show that
the negro Is happiest when the white
MM asserts Its superiority, provided
thnt sympathy and understanding ac
company the assertion. Not long
ago a Virginian noticed a very
gloomy hlack porter in a northern
hotel, and, learning that he had come
from Virginia, said, You black
fool, go hark to Virginia.' The reply
revealed much: 'Oh. Cunnel, dem's
de fust kind wtids dat's been spoken
to me since Ah come up Noff.' South
erners enforce the color line, yet
they will work side by side with ne
groes, befriend them in adversity,
and overlook their minor failings.
Gradually they are working toward
better surroundings for the negro.
They do not hate negroes. In their
henrt" they like them."
Rev. R. C. Ransom, who li too dis
creet to accuse the North as well as
the South, would do well to ponder
the sage remark of Mr. Dooley: "Us
naught troubled whin the naygur is
amongst his oppressors, Hinnessy.
Whst troubles me is whin he falls
Into the hands of his liberators."
WELL LOVED MOTHER
CALLEO OVER DIVIDE
Mi. A. M. Miller IHcd at Home at
Hemingforfl Following Stroke
of Aioplrx) Here
Mrs. A M Miller of Hemingford,
who suffered a stroke of apoplexy at
the Burlington depot In Alliance ear
ly Monday morning of last week, died
at her home st Hemingford Thurs
day evening at 7 o'clock. She did
not. regain consciousness from the
time Bhe was stricken in Alliance un
til the time of her death. The fun
eral was held b. ' v afternoon at
the M. E. church at Hemingford.
Burial was made In the Hemingford
cemetery.
Mrs. Miller had been visiting a
daughter in Lincoln and when she
left her home had Intended remain
ing In Lincoln over last week, attend
ing the semi-centennial exercises
there. She, however, changed her
mind and left Lincoln on Sunday
night, arriving in Alliance about
7 1". Monday morning. She had In
tended taking the noon train from
here to her home. She had left the
train and had started for the depot
when she suffered the attack which
resulted in her death. Following
the attack, she remained until re
moved to her home at Hemingford
Wednesday.
Deceased was born in Iroquois
county. III., sixty-six years sgo. She
came to this county in 1886, in com
pany with her husband, settling on a
homestead two miles southeast of
I Hemingford. Iater a tree claim was
j added to the holdings, all of which
was exchanged later for the roller
mills at Hemingford. This was in
the year 1893,
On moving into Hemingford a spa
cious home was built and the family
have lived there since that time. Mrs.
Miller was hospitality itself, and she
never neglected an opportunity to
nrake herself a pleasing hostess. She
delighied in having young people
about her, and there was hardly a
time when some young people were
not gathered about the good mother.
Mrs. Miller was a student and was
well versed in current events. The
Miller home is blessed with one of
the best private libraries in this sec
tion. Always an active worker in
Methodist circles, she will be Sadly
missed, not alone by her immediate
family, but by a host of co-workers
and innumerable friends.
She is survived by her busbsnd
A. M. Miller, and by two children
Melvln L. Miller of Colorado and
Mrs. Alex Muirhead of Hemingford
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