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Over-work, worry and
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now."
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114 Portland Ave.,
Rochester, N. T.
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SAFETY FIRST
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KOOMH
When you are In Omaha come where all Stockmen tto. You will
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At this store you can buy Lee's lice Killer, Oermozone;
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By-
ADAM I MK
'Aim It the I i nil.
Mind you, I don't know how true
this Is I didn't see It happen my
self hut 'twas told to me. as the
KHKHops sny: They were "at It" In one
of the billiard emporiums of the city.
Thy not to RoinK strong- Finally
each wrote a check for $25 and put
ii up with the clerk. They flipped a
dime at a crack in the floor. D. B.
shot, and won. Then A. B. went
home and explained to his wife "how
It happened." Then a bystander re
marked, referring to the winner,
Just as lucky as his dad." Ain't it
the truth, boys.
o
Try Thin on Your FVienil
"Did you see all those soldiers
guarding the city library?"
No. Why in the world have they
bee nguarding the library?"
Why they found dynamite in the
dictionary."
Ouch. Outside Bum.
Sure. I Admit It
One of the regular readers of this
l.i u s Column said to me yesterday,
"How d'yo uthink of all that stuff."
Listen, sweetheart, yours truly don't
think of It. Sometimes someone
"told it to me," sometimes I see it
myself, and sometimes I just natur
ally swipe it.
o
I Wonder, Too
Which calls to my mind an in-
s"ance when I swiped a mule. Re
member when you used t go to
schojol they told you there were sev
eral essential points to a fact and
that these essential points were,
"What, when and where?" Well
o
Helped Out by Fate
One of Alliance's well-known
young men who is proud of the fact
that he is married, replied in answer
to the question, "How uid you come
to make the choice,"
"It was superstition that made me
marry my wife. It was a toss-up be
tween her and Mary. One day I was
thinking which one to have -Mary or
Anna when I saw a cigar on the
ground. I picked it up, nnd I'm
blessed if it didn't Bay on it. Hav
ana.' so I took her."
o
It Pays to Advertise
Will the man who spat in my eye
last night kindly tell me what kind
of tobacco he wss chewing, as I
want to get some of the same?
May lie Shorter Now
An Alliance matron who recently
made a trip to Bcottsblufl states that
she knows the exact distance between
these two points. It is exactly 68
beer bottles. Count 'era
o
In-! a Tip for You
That calls to mind the. experience
of one of Alliance's young bucks,
who loaned his shoes to "His Nibs"
in order to escape opening the gates.
Let It "Honk" in
My. how times have changed.
They've got a new table of liquid
measure now. It goes like this:
4 gills make 1 pint.
2 pints make 1 quart.
4 quarts make 1 tight.
o
Not that Kind of (till
There was need for conversation.
"What do you think of those new
Turkish atrocities? he asked
have vou understand that I
smoke cigarettes." she replied.
o
Nome Figm-hiK
Willie Let's take a walk to
rea.
Buganp What, ten miles''
Willie Well, that's only
mites apiece.
o
Johnny on 1 J not) pes
This was handed in. It may be
stolen, but it's good, jst the same:
A linotype is a machine at nxc
letters for printing. A feller at runs
such an outttt is called a pacifist or a
liner or some such someting. It
looks like a binder with the plat
form and canvass off. When run
ning it sounds like nails running
through a corn sheller. The pacifist
sets on a chair and punches littla
red. white and blue buttons, and
ureut gobs of goose gravy how
things do rattle. Little gill-flirts fly
in every direction. Every once in a
while a long arm comes down and
picks up a lot of littlo ding-prods and
takes them up and shoves them onto
a rig-a-ma-jig which carries them ov
er and drops them down into batch
hatches, then they go through again.
When the liner pushes a button it
makes that letter of boiling lead and
when enough letters are made to
form a word and enough words to
form a line, it pushes them off on a
shelf. Enough good lead is used ev
ery day to kill every German on a
submarine. A feller at can shoot
lead into letters ought to be able to
shooot 'ell Into Germans, but I guess
1 think it ain't quite so dangerous.
The liner told me he used to set
all that type by hand before the lin
otype came into style. I bet his fin
gers got hot often. Every once in a
while a bell rings and then the liner
has to back up and circle to the right
or he would run off the platform.
There is a nother feller in the of
fice at can't run it so he has to set
type by hand. He's learning though.
1 bet I'd learn, too. If the liner had
to go to war, then one couldn't run
the critter and we'd have to read
cold type. I'll bet a feller at can
run a linotype could run a flying ma
chine. Triumphantly youra.
JOHNNY CAKE.
y 1917
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