Till ALIJANCH III It4l.lt. MAT 10, 1917
HKANM hm HKKV AT tXaST
Tnophraska College of Agricul
ture hat purhased a carlosd of oarh
the common Navy ana the Mexican
Plato beans which they will furnish
to the farmers of Nebraska at cost.
The need for a greater supply of
beans in this country and at thla time
la revealed by the high prices that
prevail on this commodidy. Beans
have always been a good crop to
grow In Box Butte county even when
planted upon freshly broken sod land
They should be planted at the rate
of 10 to IS pounds per acre and from
two to three inches and in moist
ground. Full directions for growing
beans on a commercial scale are giv
es in a recent emergency bulletin
published by the college of agricul
ture and for free distribution at the
office of the County Agent. The
price of the benas will not exceed 22
cent r f. o. b.. Lincoln for the Navy
beans and not more than 18 cents per
pound f. o. b., Sidney or Denver. The
pinto beans are early maturing and
are draugh resistant and a good
yielder, the price of this bean is about
the same as the common Navy bean
aa there is a good commercial de
mand at all times for this variety.
Order will be filled In order and If . tarrh Medicine fulls to cure, gene-
unable to supply the beans when the
money wnicu musi accompany ine or
der arrives It will be promptly re
turned. Orders in this county should
be taken up by the County Agent.
Rheumatism
If you are troubled with chronw
or muscular rheumatism give Cham
berlain's Liniment a trial. The r -:
lief from pain which it affords it
alone worth many timet Its cost. Ob
j talnabie everywhere.- Adv-may
I There Is more Catarrh in this soc
! tion of the country than all other
diaeaaes put together, and for year
jit was supposed to be Incurable. Doc
tors prescrioea local remedies, ana
by constantly failing to cure with lo
cal treatment, pronounced it incura
ble. Catarrh It a local diseaaa,
greatly Influenced by constitutional
conditions and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Hall's Ca
tarrh Medicine, manufactured by F
J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, la a
constitutional remedy, Is taken In
ternally and acts thru the blood on
the mucous surfaces of the system
One Hundred Dollars reward la of
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for circulars and testimonials.
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Sold by druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Pills for const I pa
tlon. Adv. may
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Thia is the age of perfect sanita
tion, especially In the manufacture of
foods.
And no one Is more particular
about sanitation and cleanliness than
careful Mrt. Housewife.
She is daily growing more cauti
ous about the foddstuffs she buys,
and she makes It her important duty
to learn, if poaalble, the various me
thods of manufacture practicesd In
the factories of everything she buys.
The food article that cannot con
vince her that Its methods of produc
tion are absolutely above reproach
can And no place in her home. Its
manufacturer has lost forever the
careful woman as a customer.
She haB read so much about sani
tation and the pure food regulations
that she has at last awakened to Its
full Importance.
She cannot be too cautious in her
investigations of such food products
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struggling for breath at night, your cold
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By
ADAM LIAR
I need a pair of shoes, a uyw
Ming hat, and a few other Ite us
tha, will be usofil in dolling up. I
am writing this to inform the mer
chants that El'er the paper is out
ill if- week I will be around to oa;b
cf thc-m to get their bids on a bill or
tot rt and the merchant who. In mv
opinion cr.n save me a nickle or so
is going to sell me the shoes, ha'.,
etc. This Is net the usual way, I ad
mit, but It la the way aome people
buy printlnp. That which la good
for the goose ought to be good ior
the tandcr.
o
All these rumors about spies and
all that in this country bringa to my
mind an Incident that happened in
Iowa some little time after tbe big
war broke out. The night editor of
the paper I was on went to church
one evening for the flrat time In
yeara. The minister was In the
heart of his sermon. The editor lis
tened for a while and then made a
hurried exit and rushed down the
street and into the office. He shout
ed: "What are you fellows doing?
How about the news from tbe seat of
war?"
"What news?"
"Why, all this about the Egyptian
army being drowned in the Red Sea.
The minister up at the church knows
all about it, and you have not a word
In the bulldog edition. Buatie
round and get out an extra special.
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My friends are certainly coming
to the rescue. Several have brought
In Home mighty good stuff for this
column. Sure, I'm going to print II,
and I'll print yours also if it will
pass the censor. Just bring it In or
mail to Adam Liar, care Alliance
Herald. That's all.
o
otsrnn Socrates, saloons sleeping,
scarcely sober, scenting scene, steal
thily seeks slumber scat. Such scandal!
Sheds sandals; seeks staircase.
Stops suspiciously; spouse snores se
renely. Starts staggeringly, stum
bles second step. Slam! Strikes
sculptured Sappho surmounting
stalrpost. Suffering saints: snai
ti is atutue: smashes skull. Bees stars,
swears something scandalous.
Spouse stirs. Shrill ooprano
shriek "Socrates!" Sphlnxllke sil
ence. Second shriek "Socrates!"
Socrates still speechless. Spouse t
sole strikes staircase.
"Speak, sir! Sober?" Soc scared
slHT. Seeks salvation somewhere.
Suddenly spies sneakthief stealing
silver.
"Stop!" shouts Soc.
"Scot!" sayH sneakthief. showing
six-shooter.
Spouse spies sneakthief. Screams
superhumanly. "Sha'n't shoot Soc
rates! Shoo!" She snaacs sains.
shielding Socrates. "Sweet Soccy:
Sneakthief slops Bnickering sar
donically. Spouse swoons. soc
soothes spouse; seeks slumber. ne
still says sneakthief smashed statue.
Soc saved. Selah!
o
"C. E. A." hands In the following,
entitled "More on Mary":
Mary had a motor car.
A cunning little Ellvver,
And every time she drove it far'
It Jarred poor Mary's liver.
She coaxed the thing to school one
day;
It made the children snicker.
But when she went to drive away
It wouldn't even flicker.
Mary lingered in the street.
And pulled each shining lever.
The things the said I won't repeat,
They're best forgot, forever.
The Bquirrels came from tree-topt
tall
At squirrels sometimes do.
For to their lot they hoped might fall
Perhaps a nut or two.
The gasoline reserve teemed full.
And yet it would not work.
Till Mary gave a sudden pull
Then started with a Jerk
To Mary, aa her speed Increased
Thus said the Jeering horde,
We thank you for the merry feast
Which we can thua af-ford."
o
Many a good woman at some time
In her life stands hesitntlng on the
brink of temptation, and It It
through no missionary effort of man
that so few of them take the final
plunge. 8. O, 8. You got the dope,
old boy.
o
I have not met thlt one lately, but
it was handed in, so here goea:
Mrs. Murphy had two fine boys
twins they were and at like one an
other as two peat.
"How d'ye tell the wan from the
other?" Inquired Mrt. Flanlgan of
the proud mother.
"Faith, that's alsy," replied Mrt.
Murphy. "I putt my finger in Dln
nls' mouth, an' If he bites It's
Molke."
o
What bat become of the old fash
ioned man who uaed to tune up hit
guitar and ting under bit tweet
heart's window when he wanted to
make love to her tome eprlqg night?
Hit ton now buyt a new record and
putt It on her talking machine
Iota It do the work.
I ten by the pa pert that tbe
of llmburger cheeao Is going up.
ought not to cause much Inco
ence, for It seemt to me there
Plenty of lUbttll utea tuat aa
which can be had without mm
pente.
Did you ever ttop to consider
fact that when a man goes into
bank every day. It Is no Ind
that he Is getting checks caaheOf
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"Keep off the Grass." If t
ever a season when this more or
familiar Injunction la Justifiable r
appropriate, it Is now. When tOnv
tender thoott are thruttlng their waaJT
through the brown remains of SsV
last year's verdue, and whan fJkO
roots which have lain through a ffa
ter's sleep are awakening into
then It It time for the caieleas
heavy foot to be kept from tbe S)
a smooth green carpet it to b
for the summer.
The average person doesn't, aa
rule, care for the "keep off" si
But under the present condt
they conttltute the safest war
preventing the destruction of I
teaaon's greenness through thong"
leanness and lack of appreciation
nature's beauty.
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He used a pebble
In his day to fceet
bis mouth moist
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