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Lloyd's Column
Tho school boy has queer Ideas
sometimes, says the Great Divide as
is demonstrated by the following
answers given to teachers In search
of Information: A poor boy was
asked: "What Is a gentleman?" "A
fellow that has a watch and chain,"
he replied, adding, when he saw that
his answer was not perfectly satis
factory, "and lovea Jesus." "Medi
eval is a wicked man who has been
tempted." "A demagogue Is a vessel
containing beer and other liquids."
"Tom, use a sentence with responsi
bility In It.' 'Tom said. "When one
suspender button is gone there is a
great deal of responsibility on the
other one."
"What Is a lad?" Inquired the
teacher. A very small girl answered :
"A thing for courting with." "Give
the future of drink." "I'rrion ho
drinks; future ho will bo drunk."
"The plural for pillow." "Holster."
"Compare 111." "Ill, worse, dead."
This recalls tho answer of tho boy
who said: "Masculine, man, feminine
woman; neuter, corpse." "Who was
the flrrl man?" Bald a teacher,
"Washington," promptly p.nswered
the young American. "No," said the
teacher, "Adam was tho llrst man."
"Oh, well I suppose you are right
replied the undaunted patriot, "If
you refer to furrlners." How did
that blot come on your copybook,
Sam?" "I think It Is a tear. Miss
Wallace." "How could a tear be
black Sam?" "It must have been a
colored boy who dropped It," sug
gested the reflective Samuel. "What
made the tower of Pisa lean." "The
famine in tho land."
Women, It Is said, live longer than it
men. This comes of their keeping Resolved that we Alliance Lodge
their age a secret. Death doesn't No. 168 I. O. O. F., tender to our be-
know when to call for them. reaved brother our sincere and heart-
r- foil, condolence sltho words of sym-
A metal box Into which an Incan- t);.ihv cannot remutH the sense of
descent lan.p can be Inserted has na occasioned hv taklntr nwav so
Deen paienicu Dy e.n laano man ror kind and loving mother.
DYE & OWENS
111 Transfer Line
HOUSEHOLD GOODS
moved promptly, anf
Transfer Work solicit
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Rftfidt-nc phone 636 and Blii 174
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HAVE- YOU ANY REAL GOOD,!
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BAKER 5 BREAD f JUHC y
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How it looks
when illustrated
"Gracious, did
you see the mug
on that man we
just passed!"
We Do Our Part
towards making your bread and butter
good.
WE MAKE GOOD WITH GOOD
BREAD
If your grocer can supply
butter equally good, you'll have
A Fine Combination
F. F. STEPHENS
PHONE 649
BAKERY
207 BOX BUTTE AVE.
I If any one person had all the mon
1 ey that is wasted in postage stamps
within a year, he could mako faces
1 at John D. Rockefeller and afford to
!run a country newspaper. Large
'contributor to this mountain of need
I lessly wasted wealth are those peo
ple who send unsigned letters to the
newspapers, Before an editor pub
lishes an article that is in any way a
criticism, he wants to know who the
author of th;t article Is, but the name
need not be published in connection
with the article, but the newspaper
management must have the author's
name as a sort of defense should any
one come in and demand an explana
tion through the barrels of a shot
gun. Occasionally we get these kind
of letters. We got one the past week
from "A Constant Header" who want
ed us to investigate some fake min
ing company that was attempting to
sell stock in Box Butte county. We
Imagine this Is about the steenth
hundredth time that we have stated
no attention will be paid to articles
of this kind. Sign your name if you
want attention. If the writer is
afraid to assume the responsibility,
why ask us to do so?
warming beds.
Some things are expensive at that.
We know of a man who offered $25
for ' nothing," of his own free will
and accord.
Surf, let a woman have thj last
word, if she wants It. She is none
the richer and you none the poorer.
We trust that this expression of in
terest mny in some way assuage the
grief of the afflicted.
E. M. MARTIN,
J. G. KENNEDY,
T, M. LAWLER,
Committee.
BACKACHE IS A WAIlMNd
t, i, ..,TTr.,ii,i iki i Alliance People Should Not Neglect
It sure iz a wise child that gets out i-!.i km,,....
of tho room to laugh when the old
man nni3hes his thumb
Their Kidneys
Minding other peoples business is
what brings so much care end worry
into some faces.
Backache Is often nature's most
frequent signal of weakened kidneys.
To cure the pains and aches, to re
move the lameness when it arisej
from weakened kidneys, you must
Sometimes a pood scare Is better , reach the cause tho kidneys. If
fr n r,.iinw ihiin Pnmt nrtviso i you nave pain through tne small or
iyour DacK, urinary aisoruers, neau-
Raincoats made of paper pre now .aches, dizzy spells, or are nervous
on the market.
There's little to be gained by bcl.ig
a knocker.
and depressed, start treating the kid
neys with a tested kidney remedy
Doan's Kidney Pills have been
proved good and are especially fo
On Ccmirlancy. thou irt a jefl. usod , kidney troublft for over 50
years. Read Alliance testimony
Mrs. J. T. Austice, 614 Mississippi
avenue, Alliance, says: "I have rec
ommended Doan's Kidney . Pills to
many because I have found them so
good. I had been having backache
and bladder trouble as well. The
aching was steady and wearing and
I was about used up. Doan's Kid
ney Pills drove away these symp
toms, so I know they are a fine med
icine.
Price 50c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Tills the same
that Mrs. Austice had. Foster-Mil-burn
Co., Props., Buffalo, N. Y.
DRINK HOT WATER
BEFORE BREAKFAST
Says you really feel clean, sweet
and fresh inside, and
are seldom ill.
factorily if they have studied general
problems of education. II. W. Foght,
of the United States bureau of edu
cation, Washington. D. C, wlll'coi
duct a rural life conference, and oa
tho program will appear the best
talent, presenting phases of school
work from primary through the high
school, and tho general problems wltk
which all have to deal. You sbouia
no and snend a profitable time sur
rounded by helpful professional In
fluences.
! DRINK HOT TEA
FOR A BAD COLD
l lM! .,.. 4"
t:,'t a small package of Hamburg
iiitast Tea, or as the German foQte
call it. "Ilamlmrger Brust Thee,"ataf
pliHrtnary, Take a tablespoonful of ta
tra, put a cup of boiling water upon
it, pour through a sieve and drink
tfacup full at any time during tk
day or before retiring. It is the moat
effective way to break a cold and cure
grip, as it opens the pores of the skin,
relieving congestion. Also loosens tae
bowels, thus driving a cold from the.
system.
Try it the next time you suffer frosa
a cold or tae grip, it is inexpem
and entirely vegetable, xnereiore
and harmless.
AND
Under ordinary conditions he was
a man of prominence but as he as
sembled tho steps of his residence,
very early in the morning, it was evi
dent that he desired to be as much
otherwise as possible. The boys
were lingering near to see that their
charge was safely disposed of for the
night. Tho door opened before the
man on the steps could get his key to
work, and he was met with the ques
tion: "John, where have you been?" (Si
lence.) "Are you going to answer my ques
tion?" "Yesh, my dear I am. From my
perB'nal knowledge I can't give the
desired information, n I'm going to
ask the boys who brought mo home."
"I think that fellow is real mean."
said Marie, throwing down the paper.
"What fellow?"
. "Why, the one it speaks of here
who has invented a car wir.dow that
will open and shut readtly by touch
ing a spring."
"Well. I think it is a great thing.
Why do you object to it?"
"Simply because now I can never
have, when traveling ulone, some
fascinating traveling man bunding
over me to open or shut the window
for me."
A bright youngster greatly desired
a steam boat Just like bis cousin,
Edison Lee who lived in another
town and who had been visaing at
the youngsters home. On retiring as
usual one evening he commenced his
prayer, "Now I lay me down to sleep;
I pray the Iord get mo a steam
boat Just like Edison Eo's If I
should die before I wake tie a lon;r
string to it for esus sake."
If you are accustomed to wake up
with a coated tongue, foul breath or
a dull, dizzy headache; or, if your Auv mar
meals sour and turn into gas and
acids, you have a real surprlso await- TEACHERS TO MEET AT
Ing you. I SIDNEY l,AST OK WEEK
To-morrow morning, immediately " 7, . , .
upon arising, drink a glass of hot or,th 1 Valley Teachers As-
water with a toaspoonful of limestone sociation. ou should go! Where
phosphate in it. This Is Intended to Sidney, Neb.. March 29. 30, and 31.
first neutralize and then wash out of 1917. The pronoun "you" refers to
your stomach, liver, kidneys and every teacher in the western part of
thirty feet of intestines all the Indl- Nebraska. Not only should teachers
gcstlble waste, poisons, sour bile and attend, but school boards wil fluid It
toxins, thus cleansing, sweetening and to their advantage if they are rep-
purlfylng the entire alimentary canal, resented by at least one member.
Those subject to sick headaches. Teachers are responsible for educa-
backacbe, bilious attacks, consypatlon tlonal results in their schools and
or any form of stomach trouble, are members of boards of eduction will
urged to get a quarter pound of lime- Bervp tueir communities more satis-
Btone phosphate from the drug store
and begin enjoying this morning in- - -
elde-bath. It is said that men and
women who try this become enthu
siastic and keep it up daily. It is a
splendid health measure for it is more
important to keep clean and pure on
the inside than on the outside, because
the skin pores do not absorb impuri
ties into the blood, causing disease,
while the bowel pores do.
The principle of bathing inside Is
not new, as millions of people practice
it Just as hot water and soap cleanse,
purify and freshen the skin, so hot
water and a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate act on the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels. Limestone phos
phate Is an inexpensive white powder
and almost tasteless.
LU1AG0RIGHT OUT
Rub Pain and Stifiheu away wife
a small bottle of old honest
St Jacobi Oil
When your back Js sore and laJaM
or lumbago, sciatica or rheumatism bu
you stiffened up, don't suffer I Get a
25 cent bottle of old, honest "Bt
Jacobs Oil" at any drug store, pour a
little in your hand and rub it rigkt
into the pain or ache, and by the time
you count fifty, the soreness and lame
ness is gone.
Don't stay crippled! This sooth inf,
penetrating oil needs to be used onfir
once. It takes the ache and pain rigfrt
ut of your back and ends the misery.
It i magical, yet absolutely harmless
and doesn't burn the skin.
Nothing else stops lumbago, sciatica
and lame back misery so promptly I
Typewriter ribbons of all kinds
The Herald carries ti.e larpest stock
In Alliance at ail times. Phone 340
Professional Directory
of the Alliance Herald
BONE ORY BILL
PASSES THE HOUSE
Professional Photographer
Quality Portraits
Interior and Exterior Vlewa
Kodak Finishing
Enlaiglng all Styles
M. E. (iUEHE, Proprietor
ALLIANCE ART STUDIO
Phone Red 165
IMPERIAL ORCHESTRA
8 Pieces Member of A. P. of H.
H. A. DUBUQUE, Mgr.
M. H. WHALEY, Director
Concert and Dauce Work
Only Threv Votes Were Cast Against
the Measure in Xclraka House
of Representatives
Did you ever experience that feel
ing that comes to a person when you
ing the door bell and no one comes
to the door, yet you knew the party
Just went into the house? A lady
dropped into the office this week and
suggested that mention be made of it
In this column. She says the neigh
bors have all had experience.
Lincoln Nebraska's bone dry pro-'
hibltlon bill, House Roll 793, passed ,
the House of Representatives on
third reading March 7. by a vote oft
90 for, 3 against. 7 absent and not j
voting. The bill will now go to the,
senate for action by that body.
Several of the House members ex-I
plained their votes. Representative
Thomas of Alliance when casting bis
vote made the following statement:
"As a member of the prohibition
committee which drew up 'his bill, I
feel it my duty and privilege to ex
plain my vote. During the cam
paiga last year I took a public stand
in favor or state prohibition. My
opponents claimed that because of
the fact that I was a Democrat it was
impossible for me to also be a 'dry'
and that I was therefore endeavor
ing to mislead the voters. I believe
that my actions with reference to the
prohibition bill should be conclusive
evidence that I have lived up to my
pledges made during the campaign.
I vote AYE."
House Roll 244. Introduced by
Trumble, intended to regulate politi
cal advertisements in newspapers,
which was protested against by the
Nebraska Press Association at their
meeting In Lincoln recently, has been
killed by the committee on Miscellan
eous Subjects by being recommended
for indefinite postponement.
L. W. BOWMAN
Physician and Surgeon
Office: First National Bank Bldg.
Phones: Office, 362; Res. 16
PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER
At The Herald Office
Rum iuible Kates Prompt
Service
H. A. COPSEY
Physician & Surgeon
Office phone, 360. Res. phone, 342
Calls answered promptly day and
night from office. Offices: Alli
ance National Bank Building, over
the Pest Office.
A writer on one of the daily papers
suggests that one week in each year
be observed a a "Take Back the Door
You Borrowd" week. If this sug
gestion was carried out here we Ima
gine some of our men and women
would look like a kid on the opening
day of school. We wonder if it
would bring back to us our atlas?
They were on Box Butte avenue.
One had come down town to make a
small purchase. Mercy, I can't buy
that lace at all. I have left my
money at home and haven't a cent
with me. What'll we do?"
"Let'a go shopping."
The young man took his sweet
heart out to the graveyard and show
ing her a dark corner said: "Mary,
my folk lie there. Would you like
to lie there when you die?" It was
a grim way of proposing but Mary
was a sensible lassie and accepted
Tom "They say them German
guns carry twenty miles."
Terry "TnaCa nuthlV. Our big
'una simply ask, 'Wot addicr,s?' "
There are some people who are bus
piciouB of you when you are doing
them klndnesB.
State of Ohio, City of Toledo,
Lucas County, ss.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that
he is senior partner of the firm of
F. J. Cheney & Co.. doing business
in the city of Toledo, county and
state aforesaid, and that said firm
will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case
of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
the use of HALL'S CATARRH MED
ICINE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscrib
ed in my presence, this 6th day of
December, A. D. 1886.
A. W. OLEASON.
(Seal) Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Medicine is taken
Internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous surfaces of the
system. Send for testimonials, fre
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Pills for constipa
tion. Adv mar
RESOLUTION OF CONDOLENCE
Whereas the providence of our all
wise Heavenly Father our brother
Odd Fellow. C. W. Jeffers. of Alliance
has been deeply affiicte to the demise
of his mother-in-law. Mrs. Miller be
GEO. O. GAD SB Y
Licensed Embnlmer '
PHONE: Day. 498; Night, 610
ALLIANCE. : : NEBR.
C. E. SLAGLE, M. D.
Physician & Surgeon
Office phone, 65 Res. phone, 52
ALLIANCE." -:- NEBRASKA
Phone 0
Alliance,
A. It II R It Y
IjAWYKH
Room O Rumer Block
Nebraska
BURTON & REDDISH
Attomcs-nt-l4iw
l.aiul Attorneys
Office: First National Bank Bldg.
PHONE 180
ALLIANCE, -:- NEBRASKA
THOMAS LYNCH
City Nat'l Bank Bldg.
OMAHA
Special Attention to Live Stuck
Claims
"liet Me Cry For You"
HARRY P. COURSEY
Live Stock ami "iM'ra.l Sales
SMrtaJlt liml Auction-
FARM SALES A SPECIALTY
Terms Ileasonable
Alliance, (Phono 664) Nebr.
J. D. EMERICK
lioiHled Abstractor
I have the only set of abstract
Books in Box Butte County.
Office: Jim. 7, Ojera House Block
J. JEFFREY, D. C. Ph. C.
A. O. JEFFREY. D. C.
CHIROPRACTORS
Office Hours, 10 A. M., to 8 P. M.
NEW WILSON BLOCK
DR. D. E. TYLER
DENTIST
PHONE 362
Over First National IWnk
ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA
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Alliance, Nebraska.
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