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PATES OF COMINU EVENTS
Fob. 7-8-9 Nebraska Retail Lum
ber Dealers' Association Conven
tion nt Oir.aha.
Feb. 8-9--State Association of Clean
ers and Dyers Convention itt Oma
bii. Feb. 15 State Volleyball Contest at
York.
Feb. '20-21 Nebraska Clothiers As
sociation Mooting at Omaha.
Feb. 21 Annual Meeting of State,
Opticians at Omaha.
Feb. 22-23 Nebraska Jewelers as-
fmrlnHnn Mnnlinir nt flmnhn
they bceome overworked i get sluggish, FeD, 26 to March 3 Omaha Auto-
at leu meat and take Salts for Back
ache or Bladder trouble
Neutralize! acids.
Urlo cld in meat excites the kidneys,
CHILDREN OF STATE
EARN HUGE SUM
ache, and foci' like lumps of lead. The
urtne becomes cloudy ; tiie bladder is irri
tated, and you mar be obliged to sock re
lief two or tli roe times during the night.
When tlio kidneys clog you must help
them flush off the body's urinous wante
or you'll be a real sick person shortly.
At first you feel a dull misery in the kid
ney region, you suffer from backache,
fik headache, dizziness, stomach gets
sour, tongue coated and you feci rheu
: -ie twinges when the weather is bad.
i'at lews meat, drink lots of water;
m'i.o get from any pharmacist four ounces
f J ad Salts; take a tablespoon ful
in a glass of water before breakfast
mobile Show.
March C to 10 First Annual Auto
Show nt Lincoln.
March 6 to 10 Mid-West Cement
Show and Convention at Omaha.
March 12-17 Annual Merchants'
Market Week at Omaha.
March 18 District Meeting of Odd
Fellows nt North Platte.
HEARD IN ALLIANCE
How Had Hacks Have Reeii Marie
Strong Kidney Ills Corrected
All over Alliance you hear it.
Doan's Kidney 1'ills are keening un
ror a lew aays and your kidneys will , the good work. Alliance people are
then act fine. This famous salts is mads telling about It telling of bad backs
from the acid of grnpes and lemon Juice, made sound again. You can believe
eommned with Iitlua, and has been used the testimony of your own towneneo-
NATIONAL SWINE SHOW believe that Chamberlain's Cough
COMES HACK TO OMAHA Remedy is one of the very best med-
( .. irines and will know what to do when
Omaha. So well pleased with the ; i have another cold." Obtainable
National Swine Show, held In Omaha ' everyw here.
last fall, the Board of Directors un-j
anlmously selected Omaha for the COMMUNITY HUILDIXtl AT YORK
1917 show. This ectlon means the) York. The York County Agrlcul
, event will likely be made a perman-; tural society has selected one-half
i ent show for Omaha, Nebraska and 1 block of ground where a community
Iowa. . . ' building will be erected to cost $5.-
Some 2,222 Nebraska boys and . Many cities were after" the show, ; 000. This building will be large
girls took purt in home-school garden among them Kansas City. St. Louis, enough to house all the agricultural
clubs conducted by the agricultural Peoria, and Mississippi river cities, products, as well as the domestic ar
extension service of the university of But, when the advantagese of Oma- tides of all kinds. The building will
Nebraska in co-operation with the, ha, Nebraska and Iowa were consid- be planned for the purpose of holding
United States Department of Agricul-I crod the decision was immediate. conventions and other suitable meet
ture, with schools, and with the child- President. McFaddon of Chicago j ings throughout the year when the
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no uhii jiu i i-nia. i iu win r wan noill, ine nuiuauig wtiucu iiii-j ; lair la noi ueiUK ueiu.
Over $13,500 IU-all.ed ns Result of
Home. ScIkn)) (inrden Chilis
Conducted I'ast Year
carried on in twenty-five towns in
1916, and resulted In 1,252 back
yards and 345 vacant lots in the state
being turned Into garden spots.
170 persons acted as local leaders,
and 9,371 children and adults re
ceived instruction in gardening and
canning as a result of the 387 dem
onstrations held. Also 150 garden
club picnics were held, the total at
tendance being 5,212.
Of the 2.222 cbildrne who started
the work, 1,405, or 63, per cent, had
determination enough to complete
the Job, even to the last detail of sub
mitting a written report and a rlnan
for generations to clean clogged kidneys pie. They tell it for the benefit of c,al r,Port "lowing profit or loss for
nu sumuiau tnem w normal activity, you who are suffering. If your back
also to neutralize the acids in urine, so
it no longer is a source of irritation,
thus ending bladder weakness.
Jsd Salts is inexpensive, cannot in-
Iure; makes a delightful effervescent
ithia-water drink which everyone should
take now and then to keen the kidneys
clean and active. Druggist here say
they sell lots of Jad Salts to folks who
believe in overcoming kidney trouble
while It U only trouble.
riatCY AND HIM PA
Asked Percy Pent of his poor tired
Pa.
"What kind of a law is. a mother-in-law
T
What kind of a door is a commo
dore? And how many pins in a pinafore?
What kind of a mat is a diplomat?
What kind of a bat is an acrobat?
And what can you buy with an Inno
cent? "What kind of a can is an African?
How many spans can a Spaniard
span?
What kind of geese are Portugese?
And who Is the king of verdigrease?
About how much does Norway
weigh?
Are flshpolos made by Poles? And
say,
Do Ingloos Iobo when Kopjes cop?
And how do you spin a mountain
top?"
"What kind of a tear iB a volunteer?
What kind of an ear Is a pioneer?
What kind of a log is a catalogue?
What kind of a gog Is a synagogue?
What kind of a cane is a hurricane?
Could a fellow die from a counter
pane? Are there any sails in a partnership?
What kind of a nip does the catnip
nip?"
"What kind of ticks aro politico?
Can you make a fiddle of fiddle
sticks? Is a polling tee liko Tennessee?
Do plfflors grow on a whittle-tree?
Did the sea gull see what the sawfish
saw?
"What kind of a pu is a paw-paw, pa?
And why is the red-head's red head
red?
nut Percy's pa had died stone dead!
Ma) Rose, Okuloosa, Iowa.
aches, if you feel lame, sore and mis
erable, If the kidneys act too fre
quently, or passages are painful,
scanty and off color, use Doan's Kid
ney Pills, the remedy that has helped
so many of your friends and neigh
bors. Follow this Alliance citizen s
advice und give Doan's a chance to do
the same for you.
Henry Merk, 501 Yellowstone St.,
Alliance, says: "I haven't neeeded to
line Doan's Kidney Pills for a long
time because I have none of the kid
ney trouble of which they rid me
several years ago. They completely
relieved backache and other ailments
and I am glad to give them my en
dorsement." Price 50c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills the same that
Mr. Merk had. Foster-Milburn Co..
Props., Buffalo, N. Y.
the year. The total receipts from
the kiddles' gardens In 24 towns was
f 11,745.40, in addition to $1,781.13
v orth of canned products, making a
total Income of $13,536.53.
A profit of almost $500 an acre, or
$1.13 per 100 square feet, was the
average profit made by children
whoso flnunclal statement showed
bilances on the right side of the lod
p r.
Most of the towns In which garden
club work was carried on offered
school credit, and as a result 1,005
boys and girls received recognition In
the school room for their work. The
workers in charge of the project try
t.) Interest both teachers and parents
i'i the ork, and much of the work is
done i,n the home.
Plans are being made to co-operate
v.ith additional towns deslnrlng to
t ike up the work this year.
wanted the show nl Omaha, and there
was nothing left for ua to do except
to say Omaha. Your Nebraska and
Iowa formers gave us great support
and made the show successful beyond
our fondest expectations. Why
shouldn't we come back? Well we
did."
HXKKCISK IlKKKDINi; HIJtD
Exercise for breeding animals is
especially Important nt this time of
year Inasmuch as they are not likely
to move about enough, says the ani
mal husbandry department of the
college of agriculture.
An excellent method of providing
exercise is to place feed at some dis
tance from the shelter. Sows, cows
Severe Cold Quickly CuihmI
"On December first I had a very
severe cold or attack of the grip as and mares will bo kept in good con-
It may be, and was nearly down sick dition by this means, will experience
in bed," writes O. J. Metcalf, Weath- less trouble at birth, and will pro-
erby. Mo. "I bought two bottles of duce stronger offspring.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and it
was only a few days until I was com- Office supplies at The Herald nf
pletely restored to health. I firmly flee. Phone 340.
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and carefully guarded secrets of prloe
less value, and have embodied them
in our
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This tonic is positively guaranteed
to cure dandruff, relieve eczema,
sores and itching scalp and stops fall
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against baldness.
Money bock if not as represented.
Just try it. As an introductory
offer, send us this ad which Is worth
40c and 60c in two-cent Btamps and
we will send you prepaid a full-sited
$1.00 bottle of this guaranteed pre
paration. V
The Irwin Industries
tt&t Trust lllrig. . . ICI Paao, Tvxa
SF.LL FARM TO III' I LP HOSPITAL
Omaha. The sale of the Douglns
county poor farm, to be replaced by
a county hospital, is advocated by the
district Judges of Douglas county. In
adequacy of the present buildings to
handle 360 inmates is given as the
reason for the proposed change.
J IOO Howard, $10O
The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there Is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all Its stages and
that is catarrh. Catarrh being greatly
Influenced by constitutional condi
tions requires constitutional treat
ment. Hall's Catarrh Medicine is
taken Internally and acts thru the
Blood on the Mocous Surfaces of the
System thereby destroying the foun
dat'on of the disease, giving the pa
tent strength by building up the con
stitution and assisting nature in do
ing Us work. The proprietors have
so much fulth in the curative powers
of Hall's Catarrh Medicine that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. - Send for
list of testimonials.
Address F. J. CHENEY & CO.
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Mr. Business Man, on your nex
trip take along some artistically
printed business cards. The expens
is light and they are business getter?
The Herald's Job printing edpart
ment will turn them out promptly
Phone 340 and we will call.
FOUR CALYF.S IX YEAR
Ong. A cow belonging to J. S.
Norgren. near here, gave birth to
twins a year ago, and to twins again
on January 22, making her the moth
er of four heifer calves within one
year.
OPEN NOSTRILS! END $
A COLD OR CATARRH
Old papers for sale at the Heralc
tllce. Papers are done hp In bun
riles at five and ten ?ents a bundle
Not a Bite of
Breakfast Until
You Drink Water
Says glass of hot water and
. phosphate prevent Illness
and keeps us fTt
IIow To Get Relief When Head
and Nose are Stuffed Up.
Count fifty I Your cold in head or
catarrh disappears. Your clogged nos
trils will open, the air parage of your
head will ctaf and you can breathe
freely. No more snuffling, hawking,
mucous discharge, drynoM or veadache;
no struggling for breath at nighi
Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist anil apply a
little of this fragrant antiseptic cream
in your nostrils. It penetrates through
every air passage of the head, soothing
and healing the swollen or inflamed
mucous membrane, giving you itutant
relief. Head colds and catarrh yield
like magic. Don't stay stuffed-up aud
miserable. Relief is sure.
LET CONTRACT FOR
COURT HOUSE
FARMERS ilVK TO
BEIjGIAN FI ND
Bladen. Members of the Farmers'
Co-operative Grain and Supply com
pany of this place, voted $500 out of
the accumulated surplus to the Bel
gian children's relief fund.
Just as coal, when It burns, leaves
behind a certain amount of incom
bustible material in the form of ashes,
so the food and drink taken day after
day leaves in the alimentary canal a
certain amount of Indigestible ma
terial, which If not eomplctly elimina
ted from the B.vsteiu tach Jay, be
comes food for the millions of bacteria
which infest the bowels. From this
mass of left-over waste, toxins and
ptomaln-like poisons are formed and
Huckcd iuto the blood.
Men and woaien who can't get feel
ing right must begin to take inside
baths. Before eating breakfast each
morning drink a .class of real hot
water with a teuspoonful . of lime
stone phosphate in it to wash out of
the thirty feet of bowels the previous
day's accumulation of poisons and
toxins and to keep the entire alimen
tary canal clean, pure and fresh.
Those who are subject to slclc head
ache, colds, blllousaess, constipation,
ethers who waki i;p with bad taste.
foul breath. tark.ioU. rheumatic stiff
ness, or have a i jur. gassy stomach
after meals, are uiv-1 to get a quarter
round of limestoiio phonphate from
the drug store, and hejrin practicing
Internal sanitation This will cost
very little, but is .sufficient to make
anyone an entruf att on the subject.
Remember lnsl.'e bathing Is more
important thau outside bathing, be
cause the skin pores do not absorb
impurities Into the blood, causing poor
health, while the bowel pores ao.
Just as soan and hot water cleanses,
sweetens and freshens the skin, so
hot water and limestone phosphate
act on the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels.
Mr Hi BED
dhk hit mm
Open sluices of system each morning and
wash away the poisonous, stagnant
matter, says authority.
glass of hot water with a teaspoonful of
limestone ; phosphate in it, drank each
morning before breakfast, keeps
us looking and feeling fit.
Fremont. The contract for build
ing the new Dodge county court
house was let to the firm of Olson &
Johnson Co.. of Missoula, Mont., by
the Board of Supervisors. The con
tract price is $119,675. The firm of
Blum Reardon Co.. of Kansas City
given the contract for heating
and plumbing. The Wright Con
struction company of Fremont secur
ed the contract for the electrical wir
ing and fixtures, bidding $4,300. The
total cost or the building will be
$141,125.
Typewriter ribbons of all kinds
The Herald carries the largest stock
In Alliance at all times. Phone S4t
OPPOSES HAIL HOARD CONTROL
Hastings. By a two-to-one major
ity the Nebraska League of Municip
alities in state convention here in
dorsed the proposed Dayton City
mantiHger plan bill pending before
the legislature, but recommended
that the matter of adoption be left to
each municipality. The proposed
II AYE YOU SOMETHING TO SELL?
Whatever you have to sell, wheth
er it is old furniture, replaced by
new; a horse or a hariu-ss, or any
thing to sell, call tl.o Herald by tele
phone aio describe U truthfully
and we will prepare the ad and run
it. The cost will be five ceuts a line
control of public and private munlei- per Insertion. Someone is looking
pal utilities by the state railway com- for Just the article you nave to sen
mission was almost unanimously op'
posed in a vote taken on the conven
tion floor. Fremont was chosen as
the next meeting place.
why not sell It through tho easiest
way? Use Herald Classified Ail
Jt Pays.
Life is not merely to live, but
to live well, eat well, digest well,
work well, sleep well, look well.
"What a glorious condition to
attain, and yet how very easy it is
if one will only adopt the morning
inside bath.
Folks who are accustomed to
feel dull and heavy when they
arise, splitting headache, stuffy
from a cold, foul tongue, nasty
breath, acid stomach, can, instead,
feel as fresh as a daisy by open
ing the sluices of the system each
morning and flushing out the
"whole of the internal poisonous
stagnant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing, sick
or well, should, each morning,
before breakfast, drink a glass
of real hot water with a teaspoon
ful of limestone phosphate in it
to wash from the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels the previous
day's indigestible waste, sour
bile and poisonous toxins; thus
cleansing, sweetening and puri
fying the entire alimentary canal
lefore putting more food into
the stomach. The action of hot
water and limestone phosphate
on an empty stomach is wonder
fully invigorating. It cleans out
all the sour fermentations, gases,
waste and acidity and gives one
a splendid appetite for breakfast.
While j'ou are enjoying your
breakfast the water and phos
phate is quietly extracting a large
volume of water from the blood
and getting ready for a thorough
flushing of all the inside organs.
The millions of peopo who
are bothered with constipation,
bilious spells, stomach trouble,"
rheumatism; others who have
sallow skins, blood disorders and
sickly complexions are urged to
get a quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from the drug store,
which will cost but little, but is
sufficient to make anyone a pro
nounced crank on the subject of
internal sanitation.
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