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Chadron State Normal School
Robert I. Elliott, ln vrfent
New arrival8 at the dormitory arc
MIhb Elsie Kylcr and Mtro JeBBie KY
ler of Bassett and Miss Miiinlo Tall-
man and Mibb Tnarl Tallman of
Woodlake.
A number of easy Gorman stories
have been received In tho library and
will be used by students In Geru.an
as supplementary reading.
Miss Minnie Bcnthack has complet
ed her work In seventh grade gram
mar, having strengthened the class
greatly during the quarter.
The domestic science department
had two food sales the proceeds of
which will go toward buying table
service for the new equipment.
Miss Anna Smith and Miss Dess
Uemender of the senior clasa, will do
only $80.85
Tho Crawford boys put up a good
fleht but were able lo obtain only
one point In the first half. Isbam
played a great game. He managed
to elude his guard the greater part
of the time and made the most field
baskets. Tim teams were accompan
ied by a good crowd of rooters, who
yelled and sang with all the vim pos
sible. The Crawford people were
royal entertainers. Miss Wanda
Rlrhards entertained all four teams
and the Crawford teachers Saturday
evening before the ga t e. Mr. Wm.
Cooper had all the Chadron crowd at
his home Sunday afternoon. Dr.
Richards and Mr. Cooper invited the
crowd, thirty-two In all. to dinner in
the vening. To say the visitors had
a good time is scarcely adequate. Al
though the return train was ten
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part men t the next semester.
A number of new students have
registered in the piano department
for the new semester.
The senior class was In chargo of
MIsb Frazler Friday morning a week
ago during the absence of Dean
Stockdale.
At tho ueglnnlng of tho new semes
ter the seniors welcomed to their
class, Miss Hazel Beckwith, Miss
Wllma Bruce and Mr. Clarence Kelso.
Results of tho final tests In seven
th and eighth grade grammar were
very commendable.
At the regular meeting of tho Y.
W. C. A. Miss Delzell talked on the
obligation of the members to their
organization. The meeting was
helpful and inspiring.
The science laboratory facilities
have been much improved by tho ad
dition of shelves for tho accommoda
tion of some of the equipment.
Miss work chaperoned a party to
Crawford to aUend the basketball
games. The dormitory was in charge
of Miss Frazior during Miss Work's
absence.
Last week the German III class
studied some popular German folk
Bongs, later singing them in class ac
companied by Miss Francis Smith on
the violin.
In College Fhysice class Hope's
experiment was tried. It shows after
a pond Is freezing over at the top, its
temperature at the bottom would be
four degrees above freezing. Tho
experiment worked out beautifully.
Mr. Walker Benthack has. ended
his quarter's work In eighth grade
history. The work In the class has
Monlny morning.
Hot Water for
Sick Headaches
Tells why everyone should drink
hot water with phosphate
In it before breakfast
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auto Intoxication which means self
poison lng. Llvet and bowel poisons
called toxins, sucKed Into the blood,
through the lymph ducts, excite the
heart which pumps the blood so fast
that it congests in the smaller arteries
and veins of the head producing vio
lent, throbbing pain and distress, called
headache. You become nervous, de
spondent, sick, feverish and miserable,
your meals sour ar2 almost nauseate
you. Then you resort to acetanilide,
aspirin or the bromides which tempor
arily relieve but do not rid the blood of
these irritating toxins.
A glass of hot water with, a teaspoon
ful of limestone phosphate In It, drank
before breakfast for awhile, will not
only wash these poisons from your sys
tem and cure you of headache but will
cleanse, purify and freshen the entire
alimentary canal
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of maps, pictures and other illustrn
tlve materials.
Miss G lady 8 Cross wns gratified.
at tho completion of her work In sev
enth grade geography, with the ex
cellent grades earned, which speak
well for tho thoroughness of the work
done.
Among the new students enrolled
for theseeond semester are: Mr. Paul
Thomas, Alliance; Mr. Paul Martins,
Mr. Maxon Wright, Misf Lucllo Wey
mouth, and Miss Hazel Beckwith of
Chadron; Miss Minnio Tallman and'
Miss Pearl Tallman, Woodlake; Ml.::
Wilma lirueo. Miss Jessis Kyler, Mls
Elsie Kyler, Bassett; Mr. Harley Mil
ler of Marsland; Miss jOlive Harris
and Mr. Arthur Harris of Whitney;
Mr. Clarence Kelso of Friend and
Miss Katherine Rlhn of Gurley. i
Miss Marguerite Morrissey varied
the usual program In eighth grado
reading by giving a contest in place
of the quarterly examination. The
selections were either oratorical,
dramatic or humorous, and twenty
five points were given each of ex
pression, pronunciation, position and
articulation. The children entered
the work with zest, which resulted In
fine reading work being done on the
day of the contest.
At the regular meeting of the Y.
W. C. A. recently. Miss Harris gave
an excellent talk on good books, to
the young women. She advised them
to use. the library freely, and to make
an effort to find their books, that is,
book 8 which have a special Interest
or message for them. Browsing in
a library is a most profitable as well
as enjoyable experience.
At chapel recently, Miss Peterson's
pupils in the expreslon class read
some very enjoyable numbers and
I Inter in the day gave a recital which
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ing program.
In professor Wilson's dlscursion on
current events recently he spoke of
the growing interest in the dairy in
dustry in Nebraska, and in connection
with that, brought out two points;
the rapid increase In the amount of
business done by the Chadron Cream
ery ami the fact that last year they
made 332,000 pounds of butter. He
touched on the interest of the farm
ers in the problem of transportation
and distribution of what they buy and
sell, the significance of the recent
election In North Dakota where
farmers sre In control of tho political
Bit u.t i ion , and tho very active Inter
est, i ho farmers are taking in educa
tional questions.
Mr. Paul Thomas, of the violin de
partment, has organized a new con
cert orchestra which will soon he
capable it l;:.nMing standard over
tures and concert music. French
horns and violas have been added
and the orchestra will undoubtedly
include thirty pieces In a short time.
There are thirty students enrolled
for the work on orchestral Instru
ments, which is also conducted by
Mr. Thomas. In addition to this, he
gives Instruction on orchestral in
struments to people who are not en
rolled in the school.
In the basketball game with Craw
ford both teams were victorious, the
girls winning by a score of thirty
one to fifteen and the boys twenty
nine to four. The Crawford girls
played a good game, but were no
match for their opponents in team
work. Mary Rhyan played the star
game, making thirteen field baskets.
Doesn't that open up a long avenue;
of thought for you?" and continues: i
Doesn't It prove to you that no ',
matter how good an advertising man
you are, no matter how clever your
copy, how well balanced your lay out,
how attractive your cuts, that tho
whole thing will fall absolutely flat
unless there is a keeping of the faith
behind it, unless the store hns made
good before and will make good
jagainT i
How can you produce results from
'your advertising when ho thing you
are trying . to sell on paper Isn't
worthy T
i You have to start with something
' to advertise before you can be a good
advertising man.
Ask your pharmacist for a quarter That is not saying that thero is not
pound of limestone phosphate. It is In-'good and bad advertising for the
expensive, harmless as sugar, and al- same concern. There Is, indeed
most tasteless, except for a sourish there Is; but nevertheless good ad
twinge which is not unpleasant. 'vcrtislng has to go with good busl-
If you aren't feeling your best, if ness it always has to fit.
tongue is coated or you wake up with ; The other day thero was open in
bad taste, foul breatn or nave cows, 1 Omaha the position as advertising
store that does
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nisiory. ine worn in me ciass nas Da(l taste, foul breatn or nave cows, ' Omaha the position
been made very interesting by tho ur.e j indigestion, biliousness, constipation manager for a retail
a good sized business. The salary
was said to be $175 per month. That
or sour, acid stomach, begin the phoB-
phated hot water cure to rid your
system of toxins and poisons.
Results are quick and it Is claimed
that those who continue to flush out
the stomach, liver and bowels every
morning never have any headache or
know a miserable moment
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NOT COLD, EITHER
During the courses of a convrsa-
tion the other diy a party asked,
"Is there anything that will keep out
drafts?" We were not very enthu
siastic. You know there may be
ways but we have no desire to use
mi lie. Let the drafts com in.
RKIil'KKD
Well, Bertie, dear, were you a
good boy in school today?" asked an
Allinace mother of her boy 10 years
old.
"You can jist bet I was," replied
Bert'e. Say, John's father is going
to give him a prize for bringing home
a good report card Monday, and I'm
going to freeze onto it myself."
"Bertie," cried his shocked parent,
"I want you to stop using such slang
words and phrases. Where you
catch on to all of them is a mystery
to me. Every other word you say is
a slang expression and I want you to
on to a thing! What are you giving
us boy? Do you expect me to tum
ble to any such vulgarity as that?
Not if I know myself, I don't Now
you light out and let it be a hot day
before I hear any more talk from
you. and don't you forget it." "
ought to Interest several fairly good
advertising men. But tho man we
talked to about the place absolutely
declined.
"I couldn't fill tho job," said ho
when we expressed surprise and gave
a denial he preslsted that he wasn't
the kind of a man to produce adver
tising for that' house, simply because
the nature of the business was sell
ing an inferior grade of goods at a
long profit and on the installment
plan. It would be almost impossi
ble for a real advertising man to do
good work for that house unless he
deliberately made up his mind to try
to get the people to buy something
that he didn't believe in himself.
That's a hard job for the right kind
of a man.
You can't produce as good an ad
for something in your store that you
think is a poor article, or something
that costs more than it's worth, no
matter how anxious you may be to
sell it. The thing you can write
about to some purpose is hto thing
you are enthusiastic about, the thing
that you believe people ought to buy
at the price offered.
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His name was William but she
called h'm Bill. The old man did not
like him as a suitor to his daughter,
and kicked him out. The next day
they met and be complained.
The girl apologized and said that
her pa was so accustomed to foot all
her bills that he did it as a hatter of
course.
H. A. COPSEY
Physician and Surgeon
Office Phone, 360 Res. Phone, S4I
Calls answered promptly day and
night from office. Offices: Alliance
National Bank Building, over the
Post Office.
A POSER
The wisest philosopher scometimea-
cannot answer the simplest question
of a child. This is well illustrated
in the following anecodotc:
"What are you doing there, my
lad?" asked the minister of the gos
pel addressing a boy busy doing his
chores.
'Tending the hogs, sir."
"How much do you get?"
"Dad gave rue. that there to sell
when it gets big, sir."
"1 also am a shepherd," continued
the minister, "but 1 have a much bet
ter salary."
"Tnat may bo but then I Buppose
you take care of more hogs." Tho
shepherd was about retiring when
the boy continued: "Say, can God do
anything?"
"Yes, my boy."
"Can he make a two-year colt In
two minutes?"
"Why," said the astonished min
ister, "He would Jiot wish to do that,
my boy."
"Bui if He did want to could He?"
insisted the boy.
"Yes, certainly, if He wished to."
"What! in two minutes?"
"Yes, In two minutes."
"Well, then, he wouldn.t be two
years old, would he?"
The bishop collapsed.
SO.M ETI 1 1 XTto A 1) V ERTI S E
One of the best advertising men
in tho country caid recently that the
saddest experience he ever had in all
his work was when he tried to lift
the Quality of tho advertising of a
cheap installment house. Tho Oma
ha Trade Exhibit asks tho question
A Wisconsin schoolboy having very
good-naturedly helped another in a
diflicult lesson, was angrily question
ed by the teacher, "Why did you work
him his lesson?"
"To lessen his work," replied the
youngster.
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Mrs. Partington says that since the
Invention of the needle-gun there is
no reason why women shouldn't fight
as well as men.
Ill-natured acquaintances of a cer
tain militia ofiicer assert that his
sword was never drawn but once
and then in a rallle.
Why is a baby like a sheaf of
wheat? Because it is first cradled,
and then thrashed and finally be
comes the flower of the family.
There was a fire in tho hotel, one
night, which created a panic among
the guests. Three times a clerk
called fire outside the room of a maid
en lady from Scottsbluff and failed
to get any answer. Remembering
the timidity of spinsters, he put his
mouth to the transom and shouted:
"1 believe there's a man under your
bed." In two seconds the door open
ed and the ancient spinster rushed
out with her four back curls in her
hand. Tho man under tho bed bus
iness had fetched her.
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box today, take cyie or two pills to
night. In the morning that stuffed.
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C. E. SLAGLE, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office phone, 65 Res. phone, 61
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