alliance iikrai.d, January ii, 1017
Thin Icautiful Schinollcr & Mueller
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'j! Lloyd's column
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Lurry Iloyle was ono of the sub
. ii i.ii .. -n tf a tliriving Wf-Htcrn
town. "I hear you hoys aie fcoinK on
. .i Ki',' . a.ti i (inc lay to a soldier.
"vVlif-n you loi.e to Snake river take
a rood ii i ,-:; n ia luil of u i li-r cur
rents and eddies. Iam the only living
. vv a b am uiitUiVer." Some
iiyj l.iu-r Dm men crossed the river
on a cablf- ferry an I the terryinan
casually inquired of a waiting boliiier
"Vou don't happen to know of u n.an
down In your country by the name of
j .. j,-'. i. ju.' flu-y tell me
he's got rich." "Yes," said the soldier
"I was talking to him the other d.ij.
He told me he swam Snake river
once." That's right." said the ferry
..aii. "jd mi iv .n.l, but we was all
shooting at him."
Dr. John M. Mason many years ago
was pastor of the Scotch i'reribyterian
church of New York, and upon one
occasion went to Washington to look
after some matters in which he was
interested. It being known that le:
was to remain over Sunday arrange
ments were made to have him preach.
CongreHH was in session and among
Us members was a Houthern senator
u.ore noted for his brilliancy than lii
piety. This senator had a good, pious,
psalm singing friend in the city. T un
friend, knowing of the eloquence oi
Doctor Mubon, and thinking It woula
be a pleasure to his senatorial friend
urged him to go and hear the sermon
He did so. The next morning tin:
senator was met by his psalm sing
ing friend, who said to him: "Well,
did you hear Dostor Mason preach?'
"Oh, yes." "Well, how did you like
him?" "Very much very eloquent dis
course. But, by the way, what kind
of hymns do you folks use around
here?" "Hymns! House's meter of
David's Psalms." "House's meter ot
David's I'salms. Oh, then I know why
Saul pursued him over the moun
tains and tried to kill him."
"We believe," says an exchange,
"in energy and push." It depends en
tirely upon their direction. The man
who devotes energy to shooting oil
his mou'h, and pushes most of the
time against the top side of a dry
goods box ou some street corner i
not much to bo believed in.
There Is nothing that makes a
man feel more like making the air
look blue than to go home feeling
himself the most abused person on
God's footstool and ready to give h;ts
family a curtain lecture and find thai
theroe is company at home. Then
he has to put on a pleasant face ana
pretend he is the happie st i an l:i
the world. U-r-r-r! It's a terrible
feeling.
"What are you crying for, boy?"
"I got licked by the teacher."
"Well, it does no good to cry."
"Huh! how can you expect a boy
that whaler not to blubber?"
"Pshaw!" saU a Sixteenth street
lady to her husband, who had been
criticising her attire. "What does
a man know about a woman's clothes
anyway V"
"lie knows the price, my dear" he
lepitej, f;-ntiy, and she retired.
"What is your business?" was the
question which a lawyer asked of a
witness who lived in a suburban town
The catching of trains and ferry
boats" wa.t the reply.
man
As a woman was walking a
looked at her and followed her.
"Why do you follow me?" asked
the woman.
"Because I have fallen In love with
you!" was the reply.
"Why are you In love with me?"
said the woman. "My sister is much
handsomer, she is coming after me;
go and make love to her."
Balzac had for a neighbor at one
time a nobleman of high degree, and
often used to pay him a visit In the
morning, clad In the completest neg
lige. One day Balzac met at his
neighbor's the latter's niece, and felt
bound to excuse himself on the na
ture of his attire. "Monsieur." re
plied the young lady, "when I read
your books I did not trouble myself
about the binding."
There was a flsh dinner, and Hen
rietta, aged live, was doing consider
able grumbling about a couple of
bones that denpito her mother's cau
tion, were in her portion. Edith, aged
six. listened to Henrietta for some
lime without comment. Then sud
denly she burst out, patience having
apparently reached its limit, "For
goodness sak. Henrietta, don't fuss
so! liod put 'em there!"
The story Is told on former Repre
sentative Amos J. Cummings of New
York, who was once city editor of
the Sun. One y'Saturday night it wuis
announced that all the saloons were
to be closed the next day. Cummings
called hi star reporter, Murray.
"Tom," he said, "po out tomorrow
and find out if the saloons are selling
liquor." It was Thursday when Tom
a train appeared at the city desk,
"p.ny were," he reported.
Two huso colored men lived in a
precinct at Kvansvllle during a cam
rmian In which a certain politician
ran for I nyor. "Who is you fo any
how'
1
e f iheia one morn
ing when he m l Ih other. ' How s
you goin' to vote in de 'lection?"
"Why, I'se fo' Smith, that's who I'se
fo' and you already kuowed It. Why
you ax me dat?" "Yes, you'a fo' Smith
I know who you'a fo'. nil right. You's
fo' sale, dat's who you's fo'."
Profit in Tears. As she stood
outside the little country Inn two
gre'at tears shone In her Innocent
eyes, tears so large that the passing
cyclist saw them.
Beauty in distress caused him to
dismount and ask if he could be of
any assistance.
"I'm afraid not, thank you!" re
Dlied the damsel, sorrowfully, aa she
Iw't''Un an automatic chocolate
th'ne and nothing has como out." i
"That's noon rempdlcd!" said the;
young man, confidently. I
olipt u coin Into the slot, and
thfn another. After the Blxth ho
nuill'Tcd anprily, raifled hla cap, and
perilled wildly away.
i ho (li.-.ippcarod a femaje voice
pppM round the door.
"Any luck?" asked the owner
tu .-cor.
"Oh, yes, ma!" replied the Blm-
pi 1 inwl. puily. "That's the tenth.!
I've netted fifty cents since dinner
ti, " Chii-nco N!ws.
Start Tomorrow
and Keep It Up
Every Morning
Get In the habit of drinking
glass of hot water before
breakfast.
We're not here long, so let's make
our stay agreeable. Let us live well,
eat v.eil. digest well, work well, sleep
well, and look well, what a glorious
condition to attain, and yet, how very
eany It Is If one will only adopt the
morning inLle bath.
Folks who are accustomed to feel
dull and heavy when they arise, split
ting headache, stulTy from a cold, foul
tongue, nasty breath, acid stomach,
can, instead, feel as fresh as a daisy
by opening the Fluices of the system
each morning an 1 flushing out the
whole of the internal poisonous stag
nant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing, sick or
well, should, each morning, before
breakfast, drink a glass of real hot
ater with a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it to wash from the
sto rach, liver and bowels the previous
day's indigestible waste, su.i" bile
a::il poisonous toxins; thus cleansing,
B"'eeicning and purifying the entire
nlimentary cnnl before putting more
food into the siff'.ii.ch. The action of
hot water and limestone phosphate on
an empty stomach Is wonderfully in
vigoratlng. It cleans out all the sour
fc-i mentations, gnses. waste am:
ticHity and gives one a splend!.
appetite for breakfast. While you art
enfoying your breafant tho water
end phosphate is qmetly extracting
: a laivro volume of water rr.i' U"
Mood and tvHhis ready for r
tl.oroiigli Hushing of ;.:i the ii.U
organs.
The millions of people who are
1-othered with constipation, bilious
snells, stomach trouble; others who
have sallow pkins. blood disorders and
sickly complexions are urged to get a
tpinrt'jr pound of limcston-i phosphate
fro'n ti.e drug store. This v ill cost
very little, but is suificient to make
cnyone a pronounced crank on tha
P'ifi;'t i," l"i!(l;- atMnr; l.t'or- break
' f:. '
Brother, don't stop your paper just
I) . ,u .-. you don't agree with the ed
itor. The last cabbage you sent In
didn't acree with us either, but we
ii ' i't limn vitn tfrnm our Riihnprin.
tion Pst on that account. No. we elm-l
1 " i ; u - thiinkful for what
we are about to receive" and after
we received it wo were not able to
y , ..!. l hi ia
: I Slu t ii.inn-iit ii Along?
i i cours-i! it .should! For after a
. nous d. y when your muscles
j ' ' exercised to the limit an
I Application or Sloan's Liniment will
I !ake the soreness and stiffness away
j -j r -; m-t you in tine shape for the
Vou should also use It for
a mi luen attack of toothache, stiff
ne-. backiK-he, stings, bites and the
many accidents that are Incidental to
a vacation. "We would es soon
I v- our baggage as go on a vaca
tion or camp out without Sloan'B
Liniment." Writes one vacationist:
"We use It for everything from
era;; ps to toothache." Put a bottle
in your bap, be prepared and have
no regrets.
Adv 2
fur Jobbing department is provid
ed with a line of type and ornaments
suitable for all commercial printing,
and we always keep on hand the best
brim's of paper, stock, etc. All ord
ers will be filled expeditiously and
satisfactorily, and city prices. We in
vite a call, and promise to make any
favors shown us beneficial to our
patrons.
SAGE TEA BEAUTIFIES
A! DARKENS HAIR
Don't Stay Gray! It Darkens
So Naturally that No
body can Tell.
You can turn gray, fadud hair beau
tifully dark and lustrous almost over
night if you'll get a 60-cent bottle of
"Wyetb'e Sage and Sulphur Compound"
at any drug store. Millions of botth-s of
tlits old famous Sage Tea Rucipe, im
proved by the addition of other ingredi
ents, are sold annually, says a well
known druggist here, because it darkens
the hair so naturally and evenly that no
one can tell it lias been applied.
Those whose hair is turning gray or
becoming faded have a surprise awaiting
them, because after one or two applica
tions the gray liair vanUhet anil your
locks become luxuriantly dark and beau
tiful. This is the age of youth. Gray-haired,
unattractive folks aren't wanted around.
o get busy with Wyetlt't Sage and Sul
phur Compound to-niglit and you'll be de
lighted with your dark, handsome hair
and your youthful appearance within a
fi r days.
This' preparation it a toilet requuite
and is not intended for the cure, mitiga
tion or prevention of diaeaae.
K.MI'MIYKKS tilVEX AX
KXTHA MONEY ALLOWANCE
Employees of the Nebraska Tele
phone Company in Alliance, as well
as at all other exchanges of the i-otu-
L. W. BOWMAN
riiyidclan and Burgeon
OFFICE: First National Bank Dldg.
PHONES: Office, 3C2; Residence, 16
DR. D. E. TYLER
Dentist
THONE 362
OVKK FIHST NATIONAL HANK
ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA
PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER
At The Herald Office)
IIEASONA11LE HATES rilOMPT
SEHVICE
J. D. EMERICK
Itonded Abstracter
I hare the only set of abstract
books in Box Butte County
OFFICE: Rm. 7, Opera House Block
"LET ME CUY FOH YOU"
HARRY P. COURSEY
Live Stock and General Hales
Specialist mid Auctioneer
FAKM SALES A SPECIALTY
Terms Reasonable
PHONE 664
ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA
GEO. O. GADSBY
Licensed Knibalmer
PHONE: Day. 498; Night, 510
ALLIANCE : NEBRASKA
HOTEL ROME
'The House f Courtesy"
Omaha
Itoom without bnth
$l.UO up
Itoom with bath
91.50 up
Modern Lunch Room
ROME MILLER -
Owner
meeting the increased cost of living
according to an announcement made
by Manager P. D. Gleason of the Al
liance exchange. V. B. T. Belt, vice
president and manager of the north
western group of the Bell system,
which includes all the Bell compan
ies la the states of Nebraska, Iowa,
Minnesota, North and South Dakota, I
in ruiking the announcement said:
Employees of the Nebraska Tele
phone Company in Alliance, as well
as at all other exchanges, will within
a very few days participate in an ex-I
tra money allowance authorized by
the company to assist employees in
meeting the Increased cost of living,
according to an announcement re
ceived by Manager P. D. Gelason of
the Alliance exchange and signed by
W. B. T. Belt, vice president and
general manager of the northwestern
group of the Bell system, which in
cludes all the Bell companies In the
states of Nebraska, Iowa, Minnesota,
North and South Dakota. Mr. Belt
in making the announcement says:
"By co-operative action on the
part of the companies constituting
this group of the Bell system, cer
tain classes of employees will be aid
ed in meeting the unusual conditions
now existing by an extra cash pay
ment, equivalent to two or three
weeks' salary, according to length of
service.
"Employees who have been in the
service for over one year, and who
are receiving 13,000 or less per year,
will receive the equivalent of three
weeks' pay, while those of the same
class who have been in t o service
over three months, but less than one
year, Will receive the equivalent of
two weeks' pay. Employees receiv
ing over $3,000, and less than $5,000
per year, will also participate in the
payment, but nqt in the same propor
tion as those receiving the lesser rale
of pay.
"This is not a distribution of prof
its. It is Intended to help those em
ployees whose margin between In
come and necessities is narrow.
"It is estimated that the total
amount to be distributed in this
group will approximate $300,000,
and In the five stages 9,000 employ
ees will be benefitted. The bonus
will be paid to employees about Jan
uary 1. 1917."
l-'ourteen Affected Here
There are some fourteen employ
ees at the Alliance exchange and all
Participated in the extra money
allowance. It Is estimated that
$400 possibly a little more and pos
sibly a little less was distribut
ed to Alliance employees of the com
pany. In addition to distributing some
$4 00 the Nebraska Telephone Com
pany has raised the wages of the tel
ephone operators approximately $30
a year, the exact sum depending on
the length of service of the various
girls, of whom, including extra girls,
there are nine. Thirty dollars a
year for nine girls la $270. This
sum added to the $400 to be dis
tributed means about $670 extra
money the telephone company Is
turning into Alliance.
a bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery.
In use over 40 years, and benefiting
all who use it, the soothing pine bal
sam with tar heal the Irritated air
passages soothes the raw spots
loosens the mucous and prevents
racking the body with coughing. Dr
King's New Discovery induces natur
idjMgep a ndalds nature to cure you
" 11 iimi
Dr. W. J. Mahaffy
Dentist
lias Administered Lady Assistant
OVER POST OFFICE
ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA
JAMES M. KENNEDY
DENTIST
Nitrous Oxide Administered
PHONES: Office, 23; Res., Black It
FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLDQ.
ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA
. J. JEFFREY, D. C. Ph. C.
A. O. JEFFREY. D. C.
CHIROPRACTORS
OFFICE HOURS, 10 A. M. to t P. 11
NEW WILSON BLOCK
Geo. J. Hand,H. D.
ASTHAMA and
HAY FEVER ,
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
PHONE 251
Calls answered from office day cj ,
night.
THOMAS LYNCH
Att'y-at-Law
1619-1621 City National Bank
Building
OMAHA
Special Attention to Live Stock
Claims
PROFESSIONAL
PHOTOGRAPHER
All kinds of Photos. Interior aaa
Exterior Views
QUALITY PORTRAITS
Alliance Art Studio
M. E. Grebe, Trop.
114 East 4th. Phone Black 111
WHEN IN OMAHA VISIT THE
Brand Maw T.how ..p,,c
EVERY WCEX i ;'-'w"fAL n-SucStdE
L'.i-ii' ft'.h( t!;U
DON'T CO HON'eC SAYINSI
I DIDK'TV'?T THE feAYETY
T C H I N O
H. A. COPSEY
Physician and Surgeon
Office Phone. 360 Res. Phone, 341
Calls answered promptly day and
night from office. Offices: Alliance
National Bank Building, over the
Post Office.
Famous
Collins
Saddle
Beat
made.
stood the
tor 50 years.
Write for free
catalogue.
Alfred Cornish & Comp'y
SucceMora to Collins & Morrison.
liilO FariMiit St., Omaha, Ncfa.
; C. E. SLAGLE, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office phone, 6 5 ' Kes. phone, 62
ALLIANCE : NEBRASKA
BURTON & REDDISH
Attorney s-at-Iiaw
Land Attorneys
OFFICE, First National Bank Bldg.
PHONE 180
ALLIANCE : NEBRASKA
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Will outlast several steel tanks or
several tanks made from other saa
'erlal, and cost less money. These
tanks will keep the water cooler In
summer and warmer In winter. Send
for price list toaay.
ATLAS TASK MFU. COMPANY,
Fred HuUen, Manager,
n!UU'Vn, Mha. Jlebe.
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