1? 1 4i r TIds Ucautiful Schmoller & Mueller Cabinet Grand Piano Fully tft.iiwnt.cd for 25 years with two years cc!iun;;c privilege only $225.03. This it tho Mit p!-:0 V "io lit the worlj and wi'l hvi you $'... :. l Co J;3.C2 b --f truer i.ow. iv' i- . r ioiu war UTincr.ru ii iv.. tiiu; , Ra freest (fcj steel - free sc:rl - 3 iss f::a t;!:l iJ d:;::: J - fc five years to f.: end a 2 years r.-3 ccuj- EV.rZ. (- Wt i: j t ;Jay as we intend to sc!l only I "3 inr.tn:mcnts ( ; at tfii remarkaUv low price pnJ pr thest: unheard of terms. FlVli Vi-AIlS TO PAY. . 1311-1 J.onjr'.i Piano Jfotwr- In The 'ut J" '.:'tUlic-l JS.r9 f!. . t!:?:t C-:':. fcfcrasita tj Plcas. f i.' y ur c jt1-iio nj complete informst'en hour to bey pjwrt at lacl ! it ar.ii nave to :w on your live year payment pinn H ri i c 4 E Lloyd's Column Nsrn-- AdJren 33 "?&!BULCf xv .. Built ofi the proven Ford Vanadium Steel chassis, the Ford Sedan adds comfort and cxclusivcncss to durability, simplicity and economy to operation and maintenance about two cents a mile. A real fam ily car thnt fills all social demands. Appeals strong ly to women who drive. The Runabout is $345; Touring Car $3G0 ; Chassis'$325, f. o. b. Detroit. On sale at , FORD GARAGE Keeler-Coursey Company GAS, OIL, STORAGE Homo Job from the Force The Herald force has handed "ye editor" of this column some Job dur ing the coming session of the state legislature. Christmas morning we were confronted by the entire force In a body and handled a fine Water man fountain pen, around which was wrapped the following Inscrip tion: "To our boss and friend, Lloyd. Compliments of The Herald force. May your eloquence flow from your lips at the coming session of the leg islature as readily as we hope It to flow from this pen, which you will uso to pen your name to the scroll of fame within the next three moTiths." It Is needles! to say that we appreci ate the line present but as to elo quence from pen and lips that Is rioubtful, The Fruitless Quest Yes, the village was there, but, oh, how'changcdl In tho two-score years and more Since he'd pressed the turf of the vil lage green In those boyish sports of yore. YeB, the village was there,' but mem ory s eye Looked In vain for objects sought, Though ne'er forgot thru the long, -long yearSi .These many changes, had wrought. Yes, the village was there, but not the old forge, Down at the foot of the hill: For gone was the hill, and the forge was gone. Gone Its old neighbor the mill. On spot he sought hope lightened the quest, , Dut left him sad and forlorn; For alas, and alas, no trace remain ed- Of tho house where he was born. To the churchyard Jje wended , his wiiy Just then he awoke 'twould seem At his home afar, toward the Betting sun, So his quest was only a dream. JOSEPH CARR THOMAS. wtth i t elr own hands the bowers that to them are to be EJen restored to earth. ' rv"-tf-n of our girls likes to be as beautlful'as she can. That Is right imd proper, but sh3 musj remember sight ol a Joyous couple fashioning that it Is not alone the smile of the pretty face, the tint of the delicate complexion, the luring glance of the ; eye, the beauty and Symmetry of the person, nor the costly dress or decor-' stions that compose a girl's lovlness. It la fnr more to be found in pleasing deportment, her chaste con-' versatlon. the sensibility and purity, of her thoughts, her affable and open disposition, her sympathy with those In adversity, her comfort and relief j to the" distressed, and auove all. her . real companionship, that constitute true lovlness. C. E. SLAGLE, M. D. P1i)sIcImiI mill Surgeon Office phone, 65 Res. phone, 52 ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA F. J. Petersen Orie Coppernoll Res. Phone, 20 Res. Phone, 43 Drs. Coppernoll & Petersen Osteopaths her ROOM 6, OPERA HOUSE BLOCK Look and Feel , Clean, Sweet and Fresh Every Day Drink a glass of real hot water before breakfast to wash out poisons. BURTON & REDDISH Attorneys-at-lnw . Lnutl Attorneys OFFICE, First National Dank Bldg. I .. PHONE 180 Alliance : : Nebraska THE STAFF OF LIFE A283 llow it. looks when illustrated "Oh, he made n complete failure pot all balled up. Through the Annals of Time Bread Has Figured as The Staff of Life Our Oood Bread Makes a Substantial Staff F. F. PHONE 649 STEPHENS B K ERY 207 BOX BUTTE AVE. Not Muck the Matter Bank Stewart, of Deadwood, S. D., well known in this vicinity, felt that something was, wrong with his Inter ior department: Just what he knew not neither did physlcianB whom he consulted put him wise, so he went to the famouB Doctors Mayo, at Rochester, Minn., and concerning his condition wrote a letter to Dr. Barr, under date of Dec. 11, aB follows: "Dear Doctor: I arrived here Thursday night and got busy the fol lowing morning. So far I have been through the hands of four doctors and they have decided "That my exhaust is entlrely too far fro.n my intake. "That my valve stem is badly worn. "That I need new piston rings as my compression la poor. ."That my manifold Is too small for the size of-iny clylnder, which causes lack of power. "That my mulner is nil clogged with soot, but that can be easily rem edied by readjusting my curburetor and giving me a good dose of castor oil. Tills was caused 'by using too rich a mixture. , "That my radiator leaks. "That my valves need grinding which they will proceed to do tomor row morning. "Now, if you want to know what Is the matter with me ask Kay Siga fooa. He drives a Ford and ought to be able to tell you." Hyannis Tribune. Life is not merely to live, but to live well, eat well, digest well, work well, sleep well, look well. What a glorious condition to attain, and yet . iow very easy it is u one will only . . . . , i . . . i ' ctopi me morning mBiue uam. Folks who are accustomed to feel , dull and heavy when they arise, split- hie headache, stuffy from a cold, foul tongue, nasty breath, acid stomach, can, instead, feel as fresh as a daisy by opening the sluices of the system each morning and flushing out tho whole of the Internal poisonous stag nant matter. ! Everyone, whether ailing, sick or well, should, each morning, before , breakfast, drink a glass of real hot water with a teaspoonful of limestone phosphate In It to wash from the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels tho previous day s Indigestible waste, sour bile and poisonous toxins; thus cleansing, sweetening and purifying the entire alimentary canal before mttlng more food Into the stomach. . he action of hot water and limestone hosnhate on an empty stomach la wonderfully Invigorating. It cleans ut all the sour fermentations, gases. waste and acidity and gives one a plendid appetite for breakfast. While ou are enjoying your breakfast the. .voter and phosphate Is quietly ex- ractlng a large volume of water from the blood and getting ready for a thorough flushing of all the inside organs. v The millions of people who are bothered wtth constipation, bilious spells, stomach trouble, rheumatism: others -who have sallow skins, blood disorders and sickly complexions are urged to get a quarter pound of lime stone phosphate from the drug store which will cost very little, but Is sufficient to make anyone a pro nounced crank on the subject of -ternnl sanitation. Time to Sell A farmer once asked the editor of a country paper for some advice. He wrote: "I have a horse that at times ap pears normal, but at other times lame to an alarming degree. What shall I do?" The reply came: "The next time that your horse appears normal, sell him." Not Inclusively "Poor Juno! She's run down an other workingman with a wife and six children!" "Well, she can't steer, eat choco lates, keep her feet on six pedals and run down rich and unattached bachelors exclusively, can Bhe?" Puck. mi DYE & OWENS Transfer Line I ', . in.: Dray Phone M 7 "-..... tJtif. Residtnc phone 636 and Bint I7( HOUSEHOLD GOODS moved promptly, and Transfer Work ollclt d. Staggered Him There is a stammering physicla out in one of our suburbs. A short time ago, whilo on a case involvin a new arrival, his infirmity led to rather funny misapprehension. The husband and prospective fath er, who by the way, had bet his heart on a son and heir, wat. nerv ously pacing tho library when the physician entered. "Well, doctor," said the husband forcing a smile, "Is It twins?" "Tr-tr-tr " began the doctor. "Triplets! Great Caesar." VQu-qu-qu " stammered the doc tor. "Quadruplets!" Holy smoke." N-n-iio, cried the doctor. "Qu qu-quite tne contrary. Tr-tr-try take it ph-philosophically, my friend it 8 Ju-Jii8t a girl. Boston Trans cript. One of the most inspiring specta cits to be witnebsed here is that of young, ambitious, self-made couple strong on team work, happily plan tuna and practically striving for th building of a home of their own. It may ihj but a small lot which they nuy, ou payments, at a modest price, It may be a tiny bungalow that they dream about aa their nest, one that careful management brings within the range of their possession. But there is song on their llpsand there is Joy In their hearts aa they toil and sacrluce to acquire this blessed hea ven. There la so much of this kind of home puannlng and home building bete that it carries this land nearer to heaven. IT radiates bliss. Even the crufet!est cynic Is softened at the L. W. BOWMAN I'hyskinn and Surgeon OFFICE: First National Bank JJldg. PHONES: Office. 362; Residence. 16 DR. D, E. TYI.ER i Dentist PHONE 362 OVF.It FIUST NATIONAL DANK ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA PUBLIC STENOGRAPHER At The Herald Ofllce REASONABLE KATES PROMPT SERVICE Dr. W. J. Mahaffy Dentist " i lias Administered IjI Assist OVER POST OFFICE ALLIANCE : NEBRASKA JAMES M. KENNEDY , DENTIST Nitrous Oxide Administered PHONES: Office' 23; Res., Black 1 FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLDQ. ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA . J.-JEFFREY. D. C. Ph. C. A O. JEFFREY. D. C. CHIROPRACTORS OFFICE HOURS. 10 A.M. to 1 P. II NEW WILSON HLOCK JACK MILLER Auctioneer Live Stock and Farm Sales a Sp -cialty Write Me fr Terms and D.ites. Best of References. ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA J. D. EMERICK ' llonrietl Abstracter I have the only sei of abstract books in Box Butte County OFFICE: Rm. 7, Opera House Block "I.KT MK CRY FOR YOU" HARRY P. COURSEY Live Stock and (eneral Sales SiH-clnllst and Auctioneer FARM SALES A SPECIALTY Terms Reasonable PHONE 664 ALLIANCE . : : NEBRASKA GEO. G. GADSBY Licensed Embalmer PHONE: Day, 498; Nighf. 510 ALLIANCE : : NEBRASKA WILl MEET IN "fDIINEL" SiiMrts of the New State House Impress Heprettentntives with the Many lScnins and Cross Ilnrt Lincoln, Nebr., Jan. 3 Prepara tions were completed for the recep tion of the legislative members. The Impromptu engineering effect of the representative hall has the appear ance of a subterranean tunnel, with its network of beams and cross bars extending from the floor to the ceil ing. But it is safe and sane as the democratic administration, and that is saying a lot. According to a report filed by the state auditor to be a part of the bi ennial report for 1915-16, the bond ed indebtedness of the state, com prising county, precinct, city and vil lage, school district, and drainage and irrigation bonds, amount to $42- 154,198.07. Of this sum Douglas county has more than half of the to tal, or 122.596,631.24. Some of these bonds draw 4 per cent, a good share 5 per cent, while not a few draw as much as 6 per cent annual interest. At an average of -5 per cent, which is conservative, the an nual interest on this bonded indebt edness amounts to $2,107,709.90. This mm Is equal to practically two thirds of the amount of revenue de rived from the annual taxation for state purposes. The state govern ment Itself has no bonded indebted ness, and as stated above, thi.De bond obligations are for county and dis trict purposes. Supt. A. O. Thomas is busy get ting his office affairs in shape1 to turn them over to his successor. Dr. W. H. Clemmons, who came romping in under the wire 1302 laps ahead of all entries In the late political cat aclysm. During the two years that Dr. Thomas has filled the office of state superintendent he has inaug urated a nu ubt of valuable reforms and has laid the foundation for oth ers that will ultimately be of great value to the educational interests of the state.' He has been a careful, painstaking official putting all the energy of his splendid natural and educational talents into the work. Dr. Clemmons is a worthy successor, having spent his life as an educator In nearly every department of learn ing, and his labors extend from the lower grade schools to that of the head of a large college. In a report filed with the governor to be presented - to the legislature, Attorney General Willis E. Reed will ask for an appropriation of $249,000 to be used by his department for the incoming blenniuin. Mr. Reed wants $100,000 to be used if necessary in enforcing the prohibitory amend ment. The last legislature appro priated $49,180 for salaries and oth er purposes for the attorney gener- al s department, in aaauion 10 me above sum, Mr. Reed wants $50,000 for expenses connected with railroad cases. For the prosecution of recal- HOTEL ROME The House of Courtesy" Omaha Room without bath $I.OO up Room with bath $1.50 up Modern Lunch Room Geo. J. Hand,n.D. A ST II A M A and j II A Y F E V K K Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat -PHONE 251 ' Calls answered from office day ot " ' night. THOMAS LYNCH Att'y-at-Law 1519-1521 City National Bank Building OMAHA Special Attention to live Stock Claims ROME MILLER Owner - PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER . AH kinds of Photos. Interior Exterior Views QUALITY PORTRAITS Alliance Art Studio M. E. (irebe, Prop. ana 114 East 4 th. Phone Black 11 WHEN IN OMAR A. VJ3 T Tr? Z CciiL-c" j Brond New Chow . L$;n ttrtjtc j EVERY WmVif'-''' g lEOt I Cita. Clt3y fnVt.ltw. ltnr;-it-n. Ai.!4f DON'T GO HOME SAViMSI I DIDN'T VI? VTTHE OAYETY National Bank Post Office. cltrant predatorlally and criminally inclined trusts, such as abound in Watt Street and other dark and mys terious alleys, only $10,000. A mat ter of $60,000 to protect the inter ests of irrigation projects. For gen eral p rosecutions, $10,000 and a miscellaneous item of $15,000. For salaries, $25,040. That there will bo some changes in departmental affairs when the leg islature meets next month Is quite certain. There is evidence of an al most unanimous sentiment in favor of the consolidation of the hotel commission with the food, fruit and oil department, and aa there seems to be no one clamoring for the posi tion which has been filled by Com missioner Ackerman for the past four years it is surmised that Gov ernor-elect Neville also 4avors the ' famous consolidation. Another consollda-i ... tion which would meet with the ap- Collins proval of a good many is tho print ing commission with some other de partment. This is being strongly advocated not only as a matter of economy, but efficiency as well. However, from present indications considerable opposition to this plan will develop if the consolidation is attempted. E. A. Walrath, who has been the very efficient commissioner for the past two years, has given no tice that he does not want the job any longer, and Governor-elect Ne ville has appointed Dan Webster of the St. Paul Phonograph to the place. Even if the .consolidation was affect ed some practical 'man would have to be secured to take charge of the work, and it is not at all likely that Mr. Webster's appointment would be jeopardized if such action were tak en. On the other band if the new governor should oppose the 'Consoli dation it Is probable that the legis lature would respect his wishes In the matter. XL A. COPSEY ' Physician and Surgeon Office Phone, 360 Res. Phone, S4I Calls answered promptly day an night from office. Office's: Alllane Building, over the Will My Child Take Dr. King's Ne. Discovery This best answer Is Dr. King's N Discovery Itself. It's a pleasant sweet syrup, easy to take. It eon tains the medicines which years ot experience have proven best ' coughs and colds. Those who bv used Dr. King's New Discovery Icon est are its best friends. Besides ery bottle is guaranteed. If juii don't get satisfaction you get jout money back. Buy a bottle, use as (It rected. Keep what is left for cvuge and cold Insurance. Adv 1 Saddle m Best saddle made. Have stood - the test for 50 years. Write for free catalogue. Alfred Cornish & Comp'y Successors to Collins & Morrisou. 1210 Farnam St.; Omaha, Neb. sip' Will outlast several steel tanks or several tanks made from other 'erlsl. and cost less money. These tanks will keep the water cooler la summer and warmer In winter. Sed for price list toaay. ATlS TANK MFG. COMPANY, Fred Ihilseit, Manager, 11 03 W. O. W. Bldg., On!, Hrfar.