The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922, November 16, 1916, Image 20

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    Already Thousands are Getting Ready For
j Great'Annual Event ?
MI
LLER BROTH
Announce the Early Arrival of a Complete
of CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
MILLE
House
Will outlaat several steel tanks o
several tanks made from other asa
terlal, and cost less money. Tnes
tanks will keep the water cooler In
summer and warmer In winter. Send
for price list today.
ATLAS TANK MFG. COMPANY,
Fred Iioisen, Manager,
llOa W. O. W. Bldg.. Omaha, Kefcr
The
Simon Spry
Feed & Sale Barn
Now Doing Business
Geo. Roach, an experienced
man in the business, has re-opened
this well-known barn.
Farmers and Ranchmen will
find the Simon Spry Barn oper
ated by Mr. Roach a good place
to tie up. You get service
here.
GEO. ROACH, Manager.
There Are But
31 Shopping Days
Uutil Xmas
Despite the scarcity of theso, articlos,
we have been fortunate in getting our
usual line of
Mechanical Toys, Dolls,
Large and Small Framed Pictures
Silverware, Cut Glass, Fancy China
Children's Books and
GIFT BOOKS
A MOST WONDERFUL AND UNUS
UAL ASSORTMENT OF EVERY
THING FOR CHRISTMAS
R
Furnishing
Van Graven Studio
Now Open for Business
HIGH-CLASS PORTRAITURE
LATE STYLE MOUNTINGS
FANCY LIGHTING AND POSING
STUDIO OVER MOLLRING'S RUMER BUILDING
Long
hours, close and
tedious work are
to result in Headaches or
other Pains. Don't suffer.
DR. MILES'
ANTI-PAIN PILLS
will quickly drive your
Pain away, and
Dr. Miles' Nervine
will assist you by relieving
the Nerve Strain.
IF FIRST BOX, OR BOTTLE, FAILS
TO BENEFIT YOU, YOUR MONEY
WILL BE REFUNDED.
This
RS
Line
Store
00
Hi
DIZZY SPELLS.
"My ncrvt became all
worn out. I lirni bud heJ
ael.es and severe dizzy
bjh-IU. I could not Bleep
and my appetite wti puor.
I begun using Ir. ilili-s'
Antl-I'uln r-HU and they
always guv me instant re
lief no matter what the
pain. Then I used Vr.
allies' Nervine reguUirly
and was soon In perfect
health Htfaln."
MKS. 8. L. YOl'NO,
34 PltUburc St.,
Newcastle, fenn.
o
BROS.
very apt Jfer3
Political Echoes
The alarm failed to po t IT in time
Saturday niil.t for Spooky lieu to!
cet to tli" Pwhiot-ratic Jolllueatlon
Hi- Has Invited.
Now that election Is over there,
w ill probably ho mi increased i;itM'ii- j
gcr tr.illic. liefealed candidal! s it ti 1
members of their i in liM'.l i.i t f.imilie.i
will In- taking that much-planned va
fill ion.
Hi- who laughs last laughs best.
There were some nirn at the Pem-
in-ia l ti' Jollification Saturday nlphi -i
Invited to pee the fun If you plcast
who did not enjoy this program near j
as welt ns the Republican ulTairj
staged ttt the same place Tuesday j
night.
Spookey lien came out with a nice
big black head that imparled the lee
lowing Information: "Wilson I
President." The phost for once was
cautious. Ho didn't want to throw
any preater warp Into his rcpuhlu a i
echoes than possible and bo he In
formed his readers that the president
is president. So Is n newspaper a
newspaper except when It Is molsly
lictiou. Cosh, but It must have hurt
to even admit that Wilson IS presl
! ;it. Then the ghost walked.
One republican gentleman of no
mean size Is suffering this week lie
cause of broken expectations. This
entleman, who is closely related to
the republican county central com
mittee, was heard to remark at the
Opera House Tuesday night when
tho returns seemed to indicate the
t lectlon of Hushes that "this ought
to put me in lino for something pret
ty pood."
One democrat this week Remarked
"The democrats In llox Ilutte
county this year won out in spito of
themselves." Wonder wUut he
means.
Friend Hawper was nt the Jollifi
cation. He had a pood time admir
ing his picture. It pleased lilm bo
much when bo saw it lit the Jubilee
Parade that he doubled up with
laughter. Ho followed the picture
of the millionaire merchant to thej
opera house and watched It steadily
until after the doinps when he hook
ed It. Hawper said, "This is as
pood as a pape In the Herald."
Thanks.
Squire Ilushnell was so tickled
Tuesday nipht while readinp the
election returns to that audience of
democrats that In his siuirminp he
tore his shirt. He didn't mind it at
the time for he iipured he had more
than that coming the next day. Well
what about It nuf sed.
There were no crutcheB thrown In
to the lire at the Jollification Satur
day nipht, but it Is stated on pood
authority that if affairs had contin
ued as they started out Tuesday nipht
there would have been a couple of
them discarded.
Yes. Yes. Pauline. It must be hard
to 'fuss up after the daylight has'
come and we cun read tuo truth.
Uncle Josh says: "I found thl
scrap of paper across from that thar
Times oflice yesterday. It says, says
it 'Dear I'eepul: You are most un
gratful to me. Here I have been fil
ing your bettles for you all. Here
I have been bleeding and dying twice
a week of late that tho great com
mon people may be taken out of
bondage, that the fetters held light
by Cox and to be held by Uhrig might
be unloosed. And you turned me
down cold. Oh, deer people It is
owful. Hut that Is not ull. Think
of it Just think of It there Is a
democrat on the board of commis
sioners, and 1 am a republican, a
poor wee bit of a republican, and
I'm hungry and cold and I need a
coat and there is wood to cut. Oh,
iue! oh my" "
Three for you," signaled the lead
ing snoozer to the millionaire can
lidate as the editor, general manag
er and publisher of the Thursday
Snooze walked down the street on
doctlon day. Sure, Mike, pnge .ads
must be paid for In some way.
"It sure Is oxpenslve to keep It a
goln' even tho' only a lettle paper at
that" Bald one of the "keepers" as
he dug down into his jeans last week
for another slice off his easy money
salary and glanced into the mirror
to see if his (?) hair was turning
pray.
The hardest work some people
have done for a long time was to
bear the anxiety of watching elec
tion returns to see whether political
jobs would continue for another
term. Kven though the days and
uiphts were cold and crisp it would I
have made you think of a Texas bal-J
my summer ureeze on me gun to ue
in the vicinity of some of the sweat
ing fines. '
"Trading votes" used to be a pas
time in some localities which
brought forth good results. Sad (?)
to say. this election brought forth
some surprises and burnt lingers to
the "traders" and showed them in a
surprising way that the common peo
ple really have something to say
about elections, after all.
AUK YOl K KIDNKYS WKIX?
Many Alliance 1'cople Know the Im
IxirtaiMo of lleullhy Klilneyi,
The kidneys filter the blood.
They work night and day.
Well kidneys remove impurities.
Weak kidneys allow impurities to
multiply.
No kidney ill Bhould be neglected.
There is possible danger in delay.
If you have backache or urinary
troubles.
If you are nervous, dlxzy or worn
out.
Degin treating your kidneys at
once;
I'se a proven kidney remedy.
Nntie endorsed tlko IUian'a Kidney
Tills.
Ki'conMnendel ty thousands.
l'loved liy Alliance teillinotiy.
Mrs. D. W. Kay. 414 Niobrara live..
Alliance, rays: "Several years urn I
suflcrlng from a steady, wearing
ache in my back and I was In n run
down condition. I felt tired and
nervniis. Moan's Kidney Tills re
lieved me finely. 1 have seen no
mi h evidence of their Value that I
i ri nii, men I them as an unusually
i no 1 medicine."
Price fiOc. nt all deiilers. Pon't
tduiply usk for a kidney remedy -pet
Poan's Kidney Pills - the name
a. it Mis. Uay had. Kostcr-.Milhiirn
'o , I'm is., ItulTalo. N. Y.
Adv Nov
1 him III the market to liny om
IHiiatoi m. Nee me for irl't'N. Plionc
2UI. IS. YV. Itl'.AIi. Olllce eorm i
ml niul IUi Itutto Ave., Imscmciit
Iteddisli Mm k.
t:i-:'t-7t; s
An Inside Bath
Makes You Look
and Feel Fresh
Say a glass of hot water with
phosphate before breakfast
keeps Illness away.
This excellent, common-sense
health measure being
adopted by millions.
Phvnlr.lftnn Mm wnrl.1
mend the inside batb, claiming this is
of vastly more importance than out
side cleanliness, because the skin
pores do not absorb impurities into
the blood, causing 111 health, while the
pores in the ten yards of bowels do.
Men and women are urged to drink
each morning, before breakfast a
gUsa of bot water with a teaspoonful
of llnieBtono phosphate in it, as a
harmless means of helping to wash
from the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels the previous day's indigestible
material, poisons, sour bile and toxlaa;
thuB cleansing, sweetening and puri
fying the entire alimentary canal bo
fore putting more food Into the stom
ach. Just as soap and hot water cleanse
mm lresnen me Bhtn, so not water and
limestone phosphate act on the ellm
Inatlve organs.
Those w ho wake up with bad breath,
coated tongue, nasty taste or have a
dull, aching head, sallow complexion,
ncld stomach; others who are subject
to bilious attacks or constipation,
should obtain a quarter pound of lime
stone phosphate at the drug Btore.
This will coat very little but la suffi
cient to demonstrate the value of In
side bathing. ThOBe who continue It
each morning are assured of pro
nounced results, both in regard to
hoalth and appearance.
Alliance
3 fps?F
II J1. - . - -mn ' MLiS. ... ... - J
SLCOND-KAND AUTOMOBILES
and
AUTOMOBILE PARTS
Yc ci- ' vy a lai c stock of parts for most any make of car
crank vu s, cylinders, pistoim, cam rods, crank Bhafls, cam
shafts, gear (all stylcB), wheels, radiators, carburetor, steer
ing gears, complete transmissions, front and rear axles, springs
and spring leaves, hearings (all styles) in fact, any part of
an auto.
We carry a large stock of second hand motors and Urea,
all guaranteed to he in good shape. Send for our list describ
ing them. We also buy old autos any condition or any part
of an auto. Write us what you have to sell.
WE SAVE YOU 50 TO 75 PER CENT
P. L. KAUTZ
1700 MAIN STREET,
rillXH A''MTIOV TO
ml:i:t at Lincoln hak
The NebiasKa Pies Associative
will hold an adjourned session of tbe
reniiiir 11fi meeting In tho Comv
nerclal Club rooms at Lincoln o
(-..iimiay or this week. The Llnrols;
newspaper fraternity has arranged'
for a reception for the members (ft
the association to be held Friday etr
enlnp at the Commercial Club room
Hie Friday iiIkM reception will b '
(lie only entertainment feature of th
program. Saturday will be devote "
entirely to iMii'iuers ti alters.
An exceptionally Interesting antf
helpful program of addresses and p
pers haj been arranged and every'
publisher will llnd It imohI profitable -to
attend.
HOTEL ROME
'Ho Theuse of Courtesy"
Omaha
I loom without tialh
fl.OOtip
IUmiiii with bath
9i.no up
Modern Lunch Room
ROME MILLER
Owner
EXPERT PIANO TUNING
AND REPAIRING
W. T. WILCOX
Factory Expert
HADDORFF MUSIC HOUSE
Phone 352.
Famous
Collins
Saddle
Ilest saddle
made. Have
stood the test
for 60 years.
Write tor free
catalogue.
Alfred Cornish & Comp'jr
NtieooKSors to Collins & Morrison.
12 1 0 I'arimm Ht., Omaha, Neb.
If you can't K't Ijack"
lo Ihe old lioine for
that bent of nil days,
Cliristmas, a new plid
totfiili will come
nenrt'Kt to taking' your
place w ill liring: cliecr
to liome - keeping
lienits.
Your friends can buy
anything you can give
them except your
Photograph.
Art Studio
ATCHISON, KANSAS
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