The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922, October 19, 1916, Image 12

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CSDUJUSHCO KW59
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ejimoiiermmeuer
Oldest Pjanolfousc in ihcWcst
Player Pianos 373o000 !
Z Piano 200 'ISO
Four Reasons
Why you should buy now of us ivho arc
manufacturers, wholesalers and retailers.
First The magnitude of our busincs3 enables us to
place a price on our instruments that small dealers
cannot duplicate, quality considered.
Second Our guarantee for 25 years is the strongest
offered and is backed by our entire resources of
$1,000,000.00 and by our 57 years of experience in
the piano business.
Third Our easy payment plan, monthly, quarterly
or annually, makes it convenient to buy for people
of moderate incomes.
Fourth Our direct Factory to Home selling plan
eliminates all dealers' profits and saves you over $100.
Writ today for free illoitrmted catalog and ipeclal offer to firtt buyers la
your locality It mean dollars to yon.
SCHMOLLER ti MUELLER PlANO COMPANY
DepcC I J.) 1311-13 Farnam St., Omaha, Neb.
"It's Just Splendid"
The visitor's exclamation applies
not only to the tastiness and attractive
ness of the interior finish. It denotes
also her hearty approval of our method
of helping the prospective builder in
making the proper selection of materials.
Ideas for Interior Finish
Come in before vo. build or re
muud and let us show you our many
modern building plans. We know you
can find just the sort of airangement
you like.
And we are sure that we can
save you money on the material besides
giving you the best. ,
FOREST
LUMBER
con P ANY
m
HSgpi
Hand made from boat mato-tal
Outlatt any factory Bade Rixd.
Call and aee.
HarntM repairing by eipTln
ed barneaa maker.
J. M. UOVKKT
At M. ). MrhoJa' atautl. AllUiw-..
Lloyd's Column
Want IIU IL-kIk' Hack
II. M. Ilushnoll, Jr.. were taty of
the Alliance Commercial club, was
Will oim evening last Week fi':i I ill -ing
I lie fair grounds with :i I. intern,
t'pon tji-lim asked what lir might be
in ai ( ji nr. ho 1 - 1 1 i 1 (nit In- v. a
lookii.g for tin1 deputy sli'-n;;V
budge v, !i In- lost In tt:" lm l"
during llic n;ity fair. "Hut-h" h.i.s
I n lost, without that bali'i- anl
has had to wear a I lushes campaign
hut ion In place, in IK li to his chagrin,
as In.' in a coiiliriiM'il (?) Wilson ad
mirer. Anyone finding thi- J .- t
badge will confer a favor hy return
ing it to thin ofhee.
Unit Itcliglon
ll was only a little fellow of no',
more than four years, and, im he ra
ti red the grocery store, his hare f
made Hurh a slight noi.se that anot'a
er customer, who had just been wa.t
ed on, did not know of his jirr:i v
until nhe turned to go, and Mopped
squarely on one of the small toes.
"Oh, dear, did I hurt you?" sh
sympathized, ns she realized her
carelessness.
' Hell, no, I'm a Christian Scien
tist!" came the reply as the boy
clasped the injured ineinher in both
hands and hopped about on his oth
er foot. IJagles Magazine.
"Hullo"
Wen you nee a man in woe,
Walk right up and say, "Mullo!"
Say, Hullo," an' "How d'ye do?"
"How's the world a-usin you?"
Slap the fellow on his bark,
Hring yer ban down with a whack.
Waltz right up, an' don't go plow,
Grin an' shako an' Bay: "Hullo!"
Is ho clot bod In raps? Oh. sho!
Walk right up and say: "1111110!"
Kags is but a cotton roll
Jest for wrapping up a soul;
An' u soul is worth a true
Hale an' hoarty "How d'ye do!"
Don' wait for the crowd to go;
Walk right up and say: "Hullo!"
Won big vessels moot, they say,
They galoot an' sail away.
Jest the same are you an' mo,
Ixiiiesome ships upon a sea;
Each one sailing his own Jog
For a port beyond the fog.
Iot yer spoakln' trumpet blow,
Life yer horn, an' cry: "Hullo!"
Say "Hullo" and "How d'ye do?"
Other folks are as pood as you
Won yer leave yer house of clay,
Wanderin' in the Far-Away,
Wen you travel through the strange
Country t other side (lie range.
Then the kouIs you've cheered will
know
Who ve be, an' say: "Hullo!"
S. W. FOSS.
A Moralist
Little Timothy went to visit bis
aunt, who was a dignified, austere
woman, and who owned a pet parrot.
One morning, coming unexpectedly
upon Timothy and the bird, she was
horribly shocked to hear the little
boy using some profane words.
"Why, Timothy." cried the aunt,
"1 do believe you're trying to teach
my parrot to swear!"
"Ob, no. I'ri not. Auntie."
replied. "I'm just telling it
mustn't say."
22Cal.
AUTOLOADING
RIFLE
Giv Him m Riff Wort Ai
f tk Ytart AhtaJ of Him
SON lama aftaa Bar. immi ef ki head tda. (atltar iuifu,
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Krk sKmmm mmmrn i uw n w wviiu o I aporx.
taking um off ka larft Mmply uJI tks Irtntr for arl . lUcdla
LlmiatAa UMG AnftaLa.diB .t Cutn Ajm ( mm frl. ll.murUi S .I .
' IWnli. bait. Euiljr takaa apart uJ pit togctW wilkout tooU.
CIm ami tHyrur fum a-ll REM OIL. Ai awlr.1
m Pimutr Stlmt, Linemn$ mJ aVsM iVaawalaMnw
Sold by your horn dealer and 1,193 other leading
marchanta in Nebraska
THE REMINGTON A RMS UNION METALLIC CARTRIDGE CO. - 7
lmimt Manmfteturwr tf Frraanaa mJ Ammunition in tin U'aWJ
Wlmmik iUiu. Nr Ya.k
JV2
In the evonlnjr. The alleged hostess
Is believed to be the wife of John
Srn'.Mi. the ;:led "high-prlcod gro
cer.' "-- Kxrhange.
SAGE TEA BEAUTIFIES
AND DARKENS HI
Don't Stay Gray! It Darkens
So Naturally that No
body can Tell.
You rnn turn pray, faded hair beau
tifully dark nnd lu-trnii nhno-it. over
night if you'll gi t a .".0 cent bottle of
"Wyeth's Sa'e and Sulphur Compound"
lit any ilru? idoro. Million of bottles of
this old famous Sge 'J"ca Ilucipp, im
proved by the addition of other ingredi
ents, are sold annually, Mrs a well
known druggist here, because it darkens
the hair so naturally anil evenly that no
one can tell it 1ms been applied.
Those whose hair is turning prnv or
booominjr faded have a surprise awaiting
them, because after one or two applica
tions the pray hair vanishes and your
'oiks becomis luxuriantly dark and beau
tiful. This is the aire of youth. Gray-haired,
linnttrnrtive folks aren't wanted" around,
so get busy with Wyeth's Sasje and Sul
phur Compound to -niirht and you'll be de
lighted with your dark, handsome hair
and your youthful appearance within a
few days.
This preparation is a toilet requiaitu
and is not intended for the cure, mitiga
tion or prevention of disease,
NEBRASKA 8. 0. P. NOT
TAKING STRAW VOTE
ItoMiltH after Cuiivum mi Trains anil
Public I'laeo Show Overwhelm
iii Majority for Wilson
Lincoln. Nebr.. Oct. 18 Straw
votes are not popular with the re
publican leaders this year judpinp
from several that have been taken
of late. Four years ago republican
newspapers were full of straw votes
taken on trains, in public meetings
and public places. Some times Roos
evelt received the most votes and
sometimes Taft the more fortunate.
This year, however, there has not
been n straw vote taken, so far ns we
can learn, whether It be on the train
or other public place, but what ait
overu helrninB majority has not lieon
registered for President Wilson.
Tt i:e who have been at a Iosh to
know why republican newspapers
me net publishing the usual daily or
we. kly prist of presidential Uraw
vot this year are hereby and here
with cut i L'litened.
A report 1:5 current in Lincoln that,
the rti'ibliej.n national committee
ha.i practically given up carrying the
country for Mr. Hughes, and is now
eeiiiering it i f.ortrf on electing
I'tirin 1: congressional district repre
sentatives an dscnators to change
'In- political complexion of coiv.res.i
fro i, d luocrat ic to republican. It
is net felt that Mr. Htivhes present
western trip will have any stronger
bening on his chance for election
than have hij other Hashes across
the country, nnd r-o far they have
been most discouraging, not to say
dianirotis. The committee, howev
er, feels that it is necessary to keep
up the pretense, tinder cover of
which the figlit for congressional
control will be made. In this man
ner. If Wall Street and the rreditory
interests cannot control the presi
dent, they can at leant tie his hands,
and thus prevent further progressive
legislation inimical to their financial
Welfare.
""state Auditor Wm. H. Smith has
re"i'-terei1 $'.7,000 of school district
bonds for Henson, Douglas county.
Tin bonds run for thirty years at
live per cent, and because of this
fact an Iowa brokerage firm paid a
premiifm of 2.0!j0 to get them.
One thing accomplished by the
state department of labor under Gov
ernor Morehead's uduiiniutratlon has
been the active work of the free em
ployment bureau opernted out of
i hat department. Last year the de
partment placed over 700 employees,
mostly farm bands. The farmers of
Nebraska are beginning to appreci
ate the services of the free employ
ment bureau nnd file their requests
with the department when In need of
help on the farm. This co-operation
on the part of the farmer not only
saves the fees the farmer pays em
ployment agencies, but saves many
dollars to applicants for farm work.
I'p to the present writing. Secre
tary of State Tool has Issued 98.150
automobile licenses, and the total
amount of license fees paid in will
appregnte approximately $275,000
, for 1916. Of this ruin the secretary
of state retains 35 cents on each li
cense which goes into whit is known
as the Motor Vehicle Registration
' fund, to defray the expenses of the
department, while the balance of the
fee iriH'ti into the road fund of the
county ft',; which the application is
'made. It is eftiniated that there IB
In use in Nfbrarka at the present
time automobiles the combined value
, of w hich will aggregate mere than
$50,000,000 at a conservative nvir
nge price for i ach one in operation.
H 'v Catarrh Is ('mitrac'tcel
Mothers are sometimes ko thought
1 ?s ks to neglect the colds which
their children contract. The inflam
mation of the mucus membrane, at
first m ute, qbecomes chroni'- and the
child has chronic catarrh, a disease
that is seldom cured nnd that may
prove a lii'e'a burden. Many persons
who have this loathsome disease will
remember having had frequent colda
at the time it was contracted. A littlw
forethought, a bottle of Chamber-
i Iain's Cough Remedy judiciously
used, and all this trouble might havo
boon avoidrd. Obtainable every
where. Adv Oct
1XTKIIKST1MS KOIt lAIIKS
Lady readers of this paper will
find interesting information In the
advertiremont of the Ideal Button &
Pleating Company of Omaha, and yet
the information contained in it re
garding the fine work turned out to
order by this establishment Is in
complete. They should write for fur
ther information, which will be sent
free upon application. When onc
ladies become customers of the Ideal
Iiutton & Pleating Company, they
are delighted with the fine work
done and with the very reasonable
prices charged, quality considered.
We will furnish the money to
build homes In Alliance. We inject
the property ourselves and furniMi
money iiirk!y at a low rate of Inter
est. Nebraska Innil Company, Alli
ance), Nebr.
liny a used auto at a cheap price.
See Jack True, Kmner Motor Company.
the boy
what it
Sure of One Mourner
A lawyer was drawing up old Fur
row's will.
"1 hereby bequeath all my proper
ty to my wife." dictated the son of
the soil. "Got that?"
"Yes," answered the lawyer.
"On condition that she marries
again within a year."
The legal light set back puzzled.
:: lit. . ji b y. ? .". . .h p. . a s k ed .
The aged farmer smiled.'
"Pecau.se," was the reply, "I want
Homebody to be sorry I died!"
A Clone Second
"l heard today that your son was
an undertaker. I thought you told
me he was a physician."
"Not at all."
"I don't like to contradict, but I'm
positive you did say bo."
"You misunderstood me, I'm sure.
I said he followed the medical pro
fession." Tid-Bits.
How Caiidess! ,
A peddler arrived one evening at a
very small town. He went to the
only hotel in the place. Kvery room
had already been engaged. But the
hotel-keeper offered him a room
which he could share with a negro.
The peddler a creed to take the room,
and asked to be awakened at a very
early hour the next morning. Some
practical Jokers overheard the agree
ment, and, while the peddler slept in
clothes and boots, they blackend his
face. The next morning, after be
ing called, the peddler found he had
only Just time to catch his train. So
he made straight for the station.
While passing a mirror in the wait
ing room he came to a sudden halt
and exclaimed: "Hang it all! They've
called the wrong guy!"
i:piicit
"Are you of the opinion. Jatues."
asked the hlim-looking man of his
companion, "that Dr. Smith's medi
cine does any good?"
"Not unless you follow the direc
tions." "What are the directions?"
"Keep the bottle tightly corked."
He Followed Instructions
Said the editor to the new report
er: "You must learn never to state a
thing as tt fact until It has been
proved a fact. You are apt to get us
into libel suits. Po not say, 'The
cashier stole the funds;' say, 'The
cashier who is alleged to have stolen
the funds. That's all Now. get
something about the First Ward So
cial club tonight." And this is the
report turned in by the young n an
who heeded the editor's warning:
"It is rumored that a card party was
given last evening to a number of
reputed ladies of the First ward.
Mrs. Smith, gossip says, was the
hostess, and the festivities are re
ported to have continued until 1:30
DMNKHOT WATffl
EVERY MORNING
Hopes every man and woman here will adopt
this splendid health habit.
Says a glass of hot water with a teaspoonful of
limestone phosphate in it washes poisons
from system, and makes one feel
clean, sweet and fresh.
"Wliy is man and woman, half
the time, feeling nervous, despon
dent, worried; some days head
achy, dull and unstrung; some
days really incapacitated by ill
ness. If we all would practice the
drinking of phosphated hot water
hefore breakfast, what a gratify
ing change would take place. In
stead of thousands of half -sick,
anaemic-looking souls with pasty,
muddy complexions we should see
crowds of happy, healthy, rosy
cheeked people everywhere. The
reason is that the human system
does not rid itself each day of all
the waste it accumulates under
our present mode of living. For
every ounce of food and drink
taken into the system nearly an
ounce of waste material must bo
carried out, else it ferments and
forms ptomaine-like poisons in
the IkavcIs which are absorbed
into the blood.
Jut as necessary as it is to
clean the ashes from the furnace
each day, before the fire will burn
bright and hot, so we must each
morning clear the inside organs
of the previous day's accumula
tion of indigestible waste and
body toxins. Men and women,
whether sick or well, are advised
to drink each morning, before
breakfast, a glass of real hot
water with a teaspoonful of lime
stone phosphate in it, as a harm
less means of washing out of
the stomach, liver, kidneys and
bowels the indigestible material,
waste, sour bile and toxins; thus
cleansing, sweetening and puri
fying the entire alimentary canal
before putting more food into the
stomach.
Millions of people who had
their turn at constipation, bilious
attacks, acid sroniach, sick head
aches, rheumatism, lumbago,
nervous days and sleepless nights
have iK'come real cranks about
the morning-inside bath. A
quarter pound of limestone phos
phate will not cost much at the
drug store, but is sufficient to
demonstrate to anyone its cleans
ing sweetening and freshening
effect upon the aysteiii.