The Alliance herald. (Alliance, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1902-1922, September 28, 1916, Image 8

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I Piano $200 430 Player Plenoa 373 GOO 5
Four Reasons
Why vou should buy now of us who arc
manufacturers, wholesalers and retailers.
First The magnitude of our business enables us to
place a price on our instruments that small dealers
cannot duplicate, quality considered.
Second Our guarantee for 25 years is the strongest
offered and is backed by our entire resources of
$1,000,000.00 and by our 57 years of experience in
the piano business.
Third Our easy payment plan, monthly, quarterly
or annually, nukes it convenient to buy for people
of moderate incomes.
Fourth Our direct Factory to Heme selling plan
eliminates all dealers profits and saves you over $100.
Writ today for fa HI ua (rated catalog and special offer to first buffia to
your localityIt meant dollar to yon.
SCHMOLLER & MUELLER PlANO COMPANY
Dpt. C 1 33 1311-13 Farnam St., Omaha, Nsb.
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The Bungalow
Craze
Bungalow homes are becoming
more popular every season. But why
waste your time looking about at ran
dom? We have plans for scores of
different designs that may suit you bet
ter than any home you have ever seen.
Lumber and AH Material
We can furnish you material as
well as ideas. Our yard is well stocked
with flooring, siding, shingles, sheath
ing, dimension lumber, building paper,
lath, roofing and building materials of
all kinds.
Costs nothing to talk with us and
we can save you money if you buy.
FOREST
LUMBER
COHPANY
HARNESS
Hand nad froa beat material.
Outlaat any factory laad good.
Call and see.
Harness repairing by xparUna
d harneaa maker.
J. M. COVERT
At M. D. Nlcbola' stand. AllUnr
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You will act
tetter sort
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" . mio, 1 u rri 1 f n SIU millt tUOIl
of toJay.
Wsf&r The mind OT trie f nOOtintf DubllC toJ.1V IM centering nnn
Htm iny ton UMC.
Mm ho are after results, are f!iaatfinrf avrw ta T, '.. IUkf." C...
and Ammunition, funoiu fur superb shooting qualities.
Jtminjton UMC Autoloading Sktt Cox Fir shots, simply pre tb trigger
i ar rack (hot, solid breech, hammcrlcss, safe,
mytoi UMC Pum$ Cun (Slide Action) Six shots wittiout itu.....1,
bottom ejection, hammcrlcss, safe.
Litd Shot SktVt Arrow" and "Nitro Club ia
sportsmen's vernacular, tha "Speed SKell," everywhere.
Get the dtai1s-tfo to the dealer wbo displays the RxJ ZLaT Marl ,f
Rtrntnton UMC, the Sign of Sportsmen'? Headquarters in every town.
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Sold by your horn dealer and 1,193 other
leading merchant in Nebraska
Tke Rsaucttaa Arsss L'aise Metallic Cartfiaie Ci,say
Weolwcetk BuiUiaa New Ysefc
Lloyd's Column
At John lllirlnkolM'r'n?
"Don't be a hyphenate.. Hp a
whole American. Tho hyphenate is
as apt to be as wrong In his pitiiot
lsm as in hi . grammar."
The speaker was Knierson Caud
ery, the iloaton nfter-dinner speaker.
lie wrnt on:
"Two hyphenates, u barber and a
patron, Rot Into a dispute tho other
day. The patron, running out to pet
a paper, lout bis turn. He said, bit
terly, when he came back and found
his place taken:
" 'If a man koom in and go oudt,
has he vent?'
"The barber answered:
" 'Ya, ya, ho vos, but ho ain't.' "
1'ven the Animals
In a shop recently, a well-known
actress, who Is noted for her peren
nial youth, asked for a traveling-bag
of alligator skin. The shopkeeper,
who had none of that particular sort,
brought out Instead some of smooth
leather. "Ah, you tell me this is al
ligator skin?" objected the Hc-treHs.
"Why. where are all its wrinkles."
"A'i. litfl.Timc," replied Iho wily
dealer, who knew his customer,
"wrinkles are out of vogue, i'tie cor
rect alligator bug is made from the
skin of an alligator that has been
massi' red." Christ la n Register.
The Same Old Story
It wan a town girl and the same
story that, alas, has often been told,
and checkered many a young life
which had its beginning In sunshine,
surrounded by luxury and the wealili
of the world. Ter eyes were now
wild and staring, her face was flush
ed and her hands were nervously
working. She was u deeply troubled
and injured woman, and we heard
her saying: "Oh, cruel one, you have
Injured ,th very foundation of my
being! Day by day you have tor
tured me, and yet I could not bear to
give you up. When we first met,
how your euse and polish attracted
me! When you became n.y own my
friends envied me. But, alas, your
understanding is too small for my
large soul. You are opposed to my
advancing myself. You have injur
ed my standing in society. If we
had never met I might have WHlked
In peace. So now begone! We part
forever!" There was a moment's
convulsive breathing, a gritting of
teeth and a sharp sigh. It was all
over. By a supreme effort she had
pulled off her new shoe. Exchange.
Seedsmen's ii'lvri ixi n''iiis for
this wheat i( fir pen "l that the
wheat would yield more, utool more,
and that less seed would b required.
The experiment station found this
year that It Is profitable to sow more
than 2 pecks, and that In anv ruse
its stoollng power and yield were
biwer than Turkey Iid. niiei.- 2
perks of Marvelous wheat were sown
the yield was 46.5 bushels; where r,
P'ckB were sown, llr. yield w.m 52
tiintu Is. Where 2 pecks of Turkey
Red were sown, the yield was 4x..r;
v het' .1 pecks '(" il .17. This
year's results indici-te t'irt uviny
claims made for Marvelous wheat
uill not b; sulistiwr.i.m"!
GRAHDMA USED SAGE
TEA TO
She mixed Sulphur with it tc
Restore Color, Gloss,
Youthfulness.
JIOOMS
SAFETY FIRST
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ItOOMHl
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When you are In Omaha come where all Stockmen stop. You will
always find your friends and acquaintances at the
HOTEL CASTLE
10T1I AM) JONKS NTS., OMAHA
Omaha's new absolutely fire-proof hotel. We welcome the Stock
men. We'll make you comfortable and our rates are most reasonable
In the city. Rooms with private both. $1.50 to $1.75. Roomis with
private toilet $1. Good car service to the Stock Yards and Depots.
Have your commission Arm telephone for room reservation.
FKKI) A. CASTI.K, Prop.
COMFORT WITHOUT EXTRAVAGANCE
Go to BRENNAN'S
FOUNTAIN
Common pardon sage nrewed Into a
heavy tea with sulphur added, will turn
gray, streaked and faded hair beautifully
dark And luxuriant. Juxt a few applica
tions will prove a revelation if your hair
ia fading, streaked or gray. Mixing the
Sage Tea and Sulphur recipe at home,
though, is troublesome. An easier way Is
to get a .lO-cent bottle of Wyeth'a Sag
and Sulphur Compound at anv drug store
all ready for use. This is the old time
recipe improved by the addition of other
ingredients.
While wispy, gray, faded hair is not
sinful, we all desire to retain our youth
ful appearance and attractiveness. By
darkening your hair with Wyeth's Sage
and Sulphur Compound, no one can tell,
because it does it so naturally, so evenly.
You just dampen a sponge or soft brush
with it and draw this through your hair,
taking one small strand at a time; by
morning all gray hairs have disappeared,
and, after another application or two,
your hair becomes beautifully dark,
gk'My, soft and luxuriant.
This preparation i a delightful toiiet
requisite and is not intended for the cure,
mitigation or prevention of disease.
DRUGS
Unexcelled for Cool Drinks, ice Creams
and Luncheonettes
Everything Sanitary Prompt Service
TOILET ARTICLES
F. J. BRENNAN
ln-ft Out
Poole Wonder what time it Is?
I'm Invited to dinned at 7, and my
watch isn't going.
Foole Why? Wasn't your watch
invited?
Time's Changes
"You and your sister are twins,
are you not?"
"We were in childhood. Now, how
ever, she ia five years younger than
I."
Some Farmer
The agricultural education that we
hear about should not be confined to
the country. The city needs it, too.
A man went Into a Boston depart
ment store the other day and asked
for a hoe. The young woman at the
counter passed him a trowel, and,
finding that it was not what he want
ed, asked him to pick out a hoe
from the pile of garden tools. He
did so. Then the saleswoman made
out the slip: "One hough, 75 cents."
Youth's Companion.
not i in mi I. iiiv Gimivir
If paper ket'pn ou raising in price,'
It may be that the postage Btac. p and '
the dollar bill will have to shrink.
Joseph K. Ralph, director of the
Bureau Kngniving and Printing,
I estimated he would need $88,000
with which to buy postage stamp pa
per for the coming fiscal year. But
the price of the paper has been rais
ing steadily ever Bince he made that
estimate, and now he knews that tho
year's supply will cost $115,000. For
the annual supply of paper with
which to make revenue stamps, the
estimated price was $91,000, and the
price the government has to pay is '
$176,000. So that well over a hun
dred thousand dollars hrve been '
added to the expense of government
in the printing of stamps atone.
Needless to say, the nureau of En
graving and Printing is not the only
department that has been pinched by
the paper famine. It takes millions
of sheets of stationary every yoar to
transact government business, and
the price of most of those sheets has ;
nearly doubled. Son e of the cabi
net officers have sent circular letters
through their departments directing
all employees to economize in the use
of writing paper.
Might Nevl It
A rich manufacturer of asbestos
took a house Just across the street
from a sweet-spirited old lady, and
his family proceeded to enjoy itself
In what seemed to her a very world
ly fiifchlon.
But the old lady was never known
to speak ill of anyone, even when
her neighbors played tennis on Sun
day. She only said:
"Dear me. They must have great
faith In their asbestos!"
It Might HaM'ii Again
In a certain provincial town where
everything is up to date and the peo
ple are always planning some new
schemes, a shocking thing happened.
One of the popular society women
announced a "white elephont party."
Kvery guest was to bring some
thing that she could not find use for
and yet too good to throw away.
The party, however, would have
been a great success but for the un
looked-for development which broke
It up.
Kleven of the nineteen women
brought their husbands.
He Was KquHl to It
A student who could not sound the
letter "r" wis given the folowinlg
sentence to read :
"Robert gave Richard a rap in the
ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare."
He studied it in silence a minute,
then glibly rendered it as follows:
"Bobby gave Dicky a thump in the
side for cooking the bunny so little."
Calling cards for the ladies are
printed promptly and neatly at T'te
Herald office. The prices are reas
onable. Phone 340 for samples and
prices, or call at the office.
We wish to announce to the people of Alliance that we are now
OPEN for BUSINESS
with a first-class line of
Bakery Goods and Delicatessen Foods
We will have a full line of fresh and cooked meats, starting-
on Monday, August 28th. We are fitted to handle a large
amount of business in our new location and invite our old
friends to call, and extend an invitation to those who have not
patronized us in the past to come in and get acquainted.
KVKHYTHINU AT ItKASONABLH PKICK8
Curtis Home Bakery
120 WEST THIRD ST.
PHONS 416
Slip a few Prince Albert
smokes into your system!
I. HtjmJm
ittskr
tjuick Work
Sunday school teacher- Willie,
you" may recite your lesson.
Willie And the children of Israel
arose and said unto the king. "Oh,
thou kina, live forever"
Sunday school teacher (prompt
ing) And-
Willie (guessing) And immedi
ately the king lived forever.
How to ;ie (JimmI Advice
The best way to give good advice
U to set a good example. When oth
ers see how quickly you get over
your cold by taking Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy they are likely to
follow your example. This remedy
has been In use for many years and
enjoys an excellent reputation. Ob
tainable everywhere.
Adv Sept
MAKYKMHS WHKAT
"Marvelous" wheat, a strain of
wheat for which extravagant claims
have been made by seedsmen, was
found this year by the Nebraska Ex
periment Station to stool less and
yield less than Turkey Red wheat.
You've heard many an earful about the Prince Albert
patented process that cuts out bite and parch and lets you
smoke your fill without a comeback! Stake your bank roll that
it proves out every hour of the day.
Prince Albert has always been sold
without coupons or premiums. We
prefer to give quality !
There's sport smoking a pipe or rolling
your own, but you know that you've got
to have the right tobacco! We tell you
Prince Albert will bang the doors wide
open for you to come in on a good time
firing up every little so often, without a
regret! YouU feel like your smoke past
has been wasted and will be sorry you cannot
back up for a fresh start.
You swing on this say-so like it was a tip to a
thousand-dollar bill ! It's worth that in happi-
- wC1l ness and contentment to vou. to everv man
who knows what can be
gotten out of a chummy
jimmy pipe or a makin's
cigarette with
Prince Albert for
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f
ike your Dank roil mat
PRIME
AlBEKT
the national joy smoke
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packing"!
. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO.
Wastss-Salta, N. C
This Is the rsversr
ids ui tut tidr
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THE PrtDM
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Albert tld
isd tin, and la
Uct, every Prlnc
Albert pscksgs, ha.
real messags-to-ye-a.
units reverse side. You'll
lead "Process Patentee!
Jul3Uth, lu7." That means
that the United 8tates Govern
ment has granted a patent on the
process b which Prince Albert ta
made. And by which fontfue bife anet
rnroaf parch ar cut out I Every
where tobacco Is sold you'll find
Prince Albert awaiting yon
in loppy red Dsga.sc; tidy
red tins, luc: hsndsoroo
pound and hatl-pouna
tin humidors and la
that clever crystal
glass humidor, with
sponge - moistens
top, that seeps tho
tobacco in suca
Ana condition-
alwayal
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