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Announcement
Our direct Factorv-to-Home selling plan saves you
the agent's and the dealer's profits, not less than
$100 and upwards.
Our 25-year guarantee, backed by our entire re
sources of over $1,000,000 protects you after you
have bought
Our terms are as low as $5.00 per rnonth, or quar
terly, semi-annually or annually if you desire.
When you pay more for a piano than we ask, you
pay for something we give you free.
Write for our free illustrated catalog and special of
fer to first buyers in your locality. It means
Dollars to you.
SCHMOLLER & MUELLER PlANO Co.
1311-13 Farnam Street
Dept. A 133 Omaha, Neb.
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y wmue : r or nere at last is tne master
machine that makes it easy for any stenog
rapher to turn out more letters with less
effort in the ordinary working day. The new
Royal Master-Model "10" speeds up the day's
work and sets the pace that pays!
Built tor "Big Business" and its
Great Army of Expert Operators
These new features of the Royal add to the
sensitive fingers of the typist, the one vital thing
that the old-style typewriter subtracts speed!
The speed with brains behind it the all-day
speed of the expert typist in the day's work.
Errorless speed is the kind of speed that counts.
Commonsense nas punctured the illusion of the
other kind.
Get the Facts t
Send for tho " Royal
man" and aak for a
DEMONSTRATION.'
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of facta oa TWA '
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ROYAL TYPEWRITER COMPANY
-318 South 19th St, Omaha, Nebr," a u
Branches and Agencies the World Over
B. J. YOUNO, Local Agent
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Otiosi Piano House in thcWcst
Player Pianos 3739&00 !
Close attention to
work is the cause
of much Pain and
many Headaches.
Obtain relief by
ta'ung one or two
I DR. MILES'
ANTI-PAIN PILLS
Then tone up the Nervous
System by using
Dr. Miles'
Restorative Nervine
IF FIRST BOTTLE, OR BOX. FAIL
TO HELP YOU, YOUR MONEY WILL
E REFUNDED.
"SPEED UP!"
minutes an hour
$125
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I Lloyd's Column
Definition of a (eiidcmnii
Fred Uolsen .manager of the Atlas
Tank Manufacturing Company, Oma
ha branch ,1s sending out a card with
the photo of a particularly attractive
lady, with the following definition on
the card:
"A gentleman is one who knows
he is alright and then foregts it."
"There are no editors In hell," ob
serves a Missouri editor. Of course
not. That place Is already filled and
overflowing with delinquent sub
scribers. One Objection
"Of course, I don't wish to put any
obstacle In the way of you getting
married," a mistress suld to her serv
ant, "but I wish It were possible for
you to postpone it until I get another
maid."
"Well, mum," Mary Ann replied.
"I 'ardly think I know Mm well
enough to arsk Mm to put It off."
Mamma (bringing her little lec
ture to an abrupt close as she was
called from the room) "And all
this trouble was caused by those bad
thoughts in your heart."
Jamie sat for a few minutes the
picture of distress, for he was really
very sensitive about being thought
bad."
Aunt Milly came In, and, being al
ways solicitous about his health, ex
claimed:
"Why, Jamie, how bad you look!"
This was too much, and Jamie
burst into tears and sobbed out brok
enly:
"I I knew there w-w-was a b
bad spot In m-my heart, b-b-but I
didn't know It s-a-showed clear
thru!"
A Skowhegan young man wants to
know what is the best thing to be
done when a person sits down on a
custard pie at a picnic. We would
advise him to sit still until the rest
have gone home, says a Quaker City
editor.
What He Wanted
"The automobile that hit me Ave
minutes ago was No. 41144 Ohio,"
he sputtered. "It knocked me un
conscious, but I got the number be
fore I went down for the count. Put
it on a piece of paper 41144."
"All right. What do you want?"
"What do I want? Why, I can
prove that he was exceeding the
peed limit, and I want I want "
"Calm down, friend. You want a
warrant for his arrest?"
"Warrant nothing! What good
would a warrant. do me? He was
cuing so fast, I tell you, that a war
rant wouldn't get him now. What I
want Is extradition papers!"
Kxpluined
It was a New York school teacher
who received this message from a
mother who was advised to punish
her wayward son: "You lick him,
teacher I ain't mad at him."
It was a Cleveland teacher who
wrote to the mother of a mischiev
ous boy asking her assistance in mak
ing the boy behave. This was the
answer she received:
"If you ain't able to control your
school without assistance you better
Kit another job. P. S. I ain't his
mother I'm his step-mother."
I Seasonable
"Miss Edith." asked the young
man, "may I ask you. ploaee, not to
call me Mr. Durand?"
"But," said Miss Edith, with great
coyness, "our acquaintance is so
short, you know. Why should I not
call you that?"
"Well," said the young man,
"chiefly because my name is Du
pont." She Tried Them
Mrs. Allen's new servant came to
her the morning after her arrival
and said, "I'm goin' to leave yei,
mum, today. I'll not stay any long
er." "Going to leave!" cried Mrs. Al
len, In amazement. "Why !n the
world are you going to leave to
soon?"
"Well, mum," aald the girl, "when
I came yesterday mornln' you gava
me the keya to yer trunks nd draw,
era and jewel caaea to kape fer yet."
"Why. yea, ao I did." said the mis
tress; "that showed that I trusted
you. What Is the matter?"
'Well, yer see, mum," aald the
servant, "they don't one of 'em fit.'
Order by Phone
"If a man does anything well the
world will beat a path to his door.'
"How about the fellow who raises
skunks?." .......
A wet lknown business man recites
this experience. He says:
"I told my office boy one day that
I would have to bave the morning to
myself, and be must keep visitors
out of my private room. 'I don't
care what you tell them.' said I.
'Make up any story you like. Get
fresh with them If they are too per
sistent.' An hour or two later, as I
afterward learned, a lady called and
Insisted on seeing me. The boy as
sured her it couldn't be done. 'But
I must see him,' she said. 'I'm his
wife. 'Aw!' was Jimmy's reply,
'that's what they all say!' Of course
my wife went away good and mad.
Well, no; the kid didn't lose hia job.
I couldn't blame him. He was only
obeying orders."
"You ought to have seen Mr. Mar
shall when he called upon Dolly the
other night," remarked Johnny to1
his sister's young man, who was tak-
Ing tea with the family. "I tell you '
he looked fine a-sltting there along-1
side of her with his arm "
"Johnny!" gasped his sister, her
face the color of a boiled lobster.
"Well, so he did," persisted John
ny. "He had his arm "
"John!" screamed his mother
frantically.
"Why." whined the boy, "I was "
"John." said his father sternly,
"leave the room!"
And Johnny left, crying as he
went:
"I was only going to say that he
had his army clothes on!"
HEAR WITHOUT, EARS
Police and Detectives Are Using Lip
Heading in Place of the
Dictagraph
Thousands of deaf people are today
throwing away all hearing devices
and enjoying all conversation. This
method Is easily and quickly acquired
thru our system. Absolutely the only
thing of Its kind in the country. Our
proposition is entirely original. We
guarantee results, it will amaze you.
Cost is trifling. See what New Inter
national Encyclopaedia says on Lit
Reading. Hundreds of people witt
normal hearing are taking up Lip
Reading for the many adldtional ben
nflts gained. You can understand
what the actors are saying In the
moving pictures. You can under
stand what people are saying Just a
far away as you can see them. The
eye understands beyond the range of
hearing. Send no money, but men
tion this paper and state whether or
not you are deaf. All particulars
will be sent you absolutely free and
with no expense to you. Address,
School of Lip Language, Kansas City,
Missouri.
PERU XOILMAL
Professor Jean, who will take work
toward his Master's Degree In the
University of Nebraska next fall, has
been granted a scholarship in botany.
The girls of the Y. W. C. A. en
tertained all the girls of the school
at a kensington Friday afternoon.
The girls regret that this is the last
of these pleasant events for this year.
W. K. Fowler of Lincoln was In
Peru Friday in the Interest of sever
al of our best educational magazines.
Students who will teach next year
were glad of this opportunity to ex
amine these periodicals.
Members of the Philomathean Lit
erary Society enjoyed a camp fire
meeting Saturday evening. The
Philomatheans have been presenting
some exceptionally good programs
this year .but they also know bow to
have a jolly good time together.
Their next meeting is to be given ov
er to a Shakespearean program.
A beautiful hand-colored etching
entitled "Abend Nach dem Gewitler"
has been presented to the German
department by the Fortnightly Art
Club. This club has for several
years been devoting the proceeds of
its art exhibits to the purchase of
works of art for the campus build
ings, and many very choice pictures,
pieces of pottery, etc., may now bs
foud in may of the classrooms.
The annual foray of the Botanical
Semnlar of the State University was
held In Peru last Saturday. On Fri
day evening Dr. Pool delivered an
illustrated lecture before the Science
Club and others on "The Plant Life
of Nebraska." On Saturday the
party, which comprised four inspect
ors from the University together with
several students who are specializing
in botany, made a field study of the
flora of Peru and vicinity. They were
accompanied by several Normal stud
ents and other members of the Sci
ence Club who were glad indeed of
this opportunity to study plant life
under the direction of Nebraska's
greatest authority, Dr. Pool, who Is
at the head of the department of bot
any at our university.
The Commencement festivities will
begin on Saturday evening, May 27,
at which time the Everett and Philo
mathean Literary Societies will give
a joint program. May 28 is bacca
laureate Sunday. Rev. Hylton has
been chosen to give the sermon. The
following day is Class day, and the
annual May festival will be held on
Tuesday. This promises to be one
of the best musical events ever given
In the state, comprising a band con
cert, the great oratorio Elijah, a
children's cantata ,a concert by three
of the world's artista ,and a grand ev
ening concert by the glee clubs, the
chorus and the soloists. Chief Jus
tice Andrew Morrlsey will give the
commencement address on Wednes
day, May 31. at 10 a. m.
"Chamberlain's Tablets Hate Done
Wonders for Me"
"I bave been a sufferer from stom
ach trouble for a number tf years,
and although I have used a great
number of remedies recommended
for this complaint, Chamberlain's
Tablets Is the first medicine that hat
given ia positive and lasting relief."
writes Mrs. Anna Kadln. Spencer
port. N. Y. "Chamberlain's Tablets
have done wonders for me and I val
ue them very highly." Obtainable
everywhere.
Adv May
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More than half the cars you sec are "Fords." Over
a million Ford cars are in use today, rendering ef
ficient economical service under all kinds of condi
tions. 500,000 will be built and sold this year. Low
price places it within your reach. Touring Car
$440; Runabout $390; Coupelet $590; Town Car
$640; Sedan $740 f. o. b. Detroit. On display and
Rale at
FORD GARAGE
Keeler-Coursey Company
GAS, OIL, STORAGE
Stock and Supply Tanks
Will outlast several steel tanks or
several tanks made from other ma
terial, and cost less money. Tbes
ranks will keep the water cooler is
summer and warmer in winter. Send
for price list today. I
ATLAS TANK MFG. COMPANY,
Fred Bolsen, Manager,
1102 W. O. W. Dldg., Omaha, Neb.
Mil Wet for Liver
Because they contain the best liver
medicines, no matter how bitter or
nauseating for the sweet sugar coat
lng hides the taste. Dr. King's New
Life Pills contain Ingredients that
put the liver working, move the bow
els freely. No gripe, no nausea, aids
digestion. Just try a bottle of Dr.
King's New Life Pills and notice how
much better you feel. 25c at your
Druggist.
Adv 2
You'd Stand on a Corner
Or Rush to a Window Any Day
to Hear a Band go by
The V1CTROLA makes the world's greatest bands parade
before you as you sit in your easy chair Sousa's Band, Pryor's
Hand, Vessella's Band, Conway's Band, IT. S. Marine Band,
and other famous musical organizations.
We want you to see our complete line of Victors and Vic
trolas. Come in and let us play for you
The Music You Know and Like Best
That 'h the best way for you to personally judge its capa
bilities of satisfying your musical longings.
$15,00 to $250.00
On Easy
Many new Victor records just received
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temperance and purity. As a badge
they used the five pointed star which
they regarded as a symbol of health.
A red five pointed star appears o
each package of Chamberlain's Tab
lets, and still fulfils its ancient mis
sion as a symbol of health. If yo
are troubled with indigestion, bili
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age of these tablets from your drug
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Adv May
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We make a specialty of clean
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kinds of shoes for ladies and
gentlemen. New buck shoes
and all colored shoes cleaned
for ladles.
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Time Payments
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