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' SCHMOLLER & MUELLER PlANO Co.
1311-13 Farnam Street
Dept. A 133 Omaha, Neb.
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" Branches and Agencies the World Over
H. J. YOUNG, Local Agent
Lloyd's Column
tmmiitttti
UttHttttttm
bury paper reading, "Don't kill your
wife. Let the Laundry do It." The
local agents for this enterprising In
stitution hare as yet received no rate
card covering the Innovation, but
they assure us that the terms will be
satisfactory and work guaranteed.
Clay Center Bun.
"Mamma," asked 6-year-old Har
ry, "isn t there one single thing Qod
can't do?"
"Not one thing," answered his
mother.
"Well, then,'.' said Harry, excited
ly; "I'd like to see Him make a rock
so heavy He couldn't lift it Himself."
New York Times.
"I want to see something that will
make me thoughtful and perhaps ev
en sad," said the morose man.
"Well," replied the man at the
theatre ticket window, "come in here
and see bow some people act when I
can't give them Just the seats tbey
want." Washington Star.
A Kiddle with a Moral
Kiddles are bad enough, but a rid
dle with a moral that is too much!
when last week relatives in t hi
pounded by he Toledo Dlade the mo
ral is a good one and tbe riddle is
sufficiently puzzling to inspire some
Interest. We are apparently con
fronted with a description of our
greatest enemy. What Is this mon
ster? I am mbre powerful than the com
bined armies of the world.
I have destroyed more men than
all the wars of the nations.
I am more deadly than bullets,
and I have wrecked more homes than
the mightiest siege guns.
I steal, in the United States alone.
over $300,000,000 each year.
I spare no one, and I find my vic
tims among the rich and poor alike,
the young and old, the strong and
weak. Widows and orphans know
me.
I loom up to such proportions that
I cast my shadow over every field of
labor, from the turning of the grind
stone to the moving of every railroad
train.
I massacre thousands upon thous
ands of wage earners a year.
I lurk In unseen places, and do
most of my work Bllently. ou.are
warned against me, but you heed not.
I am relentless.
I am everywhere in tbe house, on
the street, In the factory, at railroad
crossings, and on the se.
I bring sickness, degradation and
death, and yet few seek to. avoid me.
I destroy, crush and maim; I give
nothing, but take all.
I am your worst enemy.
What is the answer? Do you say
"drink" or "hatred" or "self Inter
est"? The answer is given in the
words of the riddle: "I am carelessness."
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PKKPARK FOK OLD A(JE
What would you do If you should
lose your Job? What provisions have
you made for old age? Why not
learn the business of farming so you
will always have a good Job. waiting
for you so that when you are "Osler
lzed" you will welcome the notice to
quit because you already have some
thing better?
You can prepare yourself while
waiting. It Is easy. Take a course
In the
CAM PI1KLL CORRESPONDENCE
SCHOOL OP SOIL CULTURE
and you will be ready for anything
that may come up. ' You need not
leave home nor miss a day from your
regular work Just use your spare
time. You can get the benefits of a
complete agricultural course for a
nominal tuition fee. No extra ex
pense for books. You can begin at
any time and. have the choice of the
following courses:
Soil Improvement
Soil Tillage
Dry farming
Small Farming
Irrigation
Farm Engineering
Poultry Raising
Animal Husbandry
Bee Keeping
Horticulture
Now is the time to enroll and get
ready for the winter when you have
time to study. Send for our catalog
number four. It will cost you noth-
lng and may be the means of putting
you next to many a good dollar.
Address
CAMPBELL CORRESPONDENCE
SCHOOL
Billings, Montana.
Dalton Townsite
FOR SALE
I am offering for sale the DALTON TOWNSITE aectlon;
about 600 acres unsold. Will sell all In one body, Including
all unsold town lots, or will sell the south half of the section
separately for 147.60 per acre, one-third cash, payments to
uit purchaser on the balance.
I also have for sale the following lands near Dalton:
160 acres, two miles southeast of Dalton.
640 acres a stock section four miles north of Dalton.
80 acres under cultivation,' 6 room house; barn 24x32; two
wells; 3 miles of fence; one mile from Simla. Price $14.00
per acre, one-half cash.
820 acres, 12 miles west of Dalton; 200 acres under culti
vation ; all fenced and cross fenced. One-half- cash, balance
one and two years.
480 acres, 6 miles northwest of 81dney; 800 acres under
cultivation; house 20x32; barn 24x32; 4,000 bushel granary.
Price la $30.00 per acre, $3,000 cash, balance to suit the pur
chaser. For further Information write or see
G. W. HANDLEY
Dalton, Cheyenne County, Nebr.
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PERU NORMAL NOTES
The State Board of Education con
vened at Peru on Monday. It has i
been three or four years since a slm-j
ilar meeting was held in Peru. On
Monday evening the faculty members
tenaerea me visitors a reception at
the home of President and Mrs.
Hayes.
Miss Iva Dunn, head of the depart
ment of expression, spent Saturday i
and Sunday at her home lnSyracusei
where she attended thel golden wed
ding anniversary of her parents.
Peru is Justly proud of having
won in tw.o debates with Kearney t
Normal on Friday evening, a unani-;
ivous decision being rendered in each
instance. The debaters at Peru were'
greeted by a splendid audience who .
appreciated the opportunity of listen- j
ingto a logical and authoritative dis
cussion of the momentous question,
"Resolved that a policy of prepared
ness is advisable for the United
States." Asa Wolf of Indlanola, Roy
Hagerty of Geneva, and Roy Hull of
Murray suported the question at
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. . 1 ii . T -:r ill s I T i v
Wilkes-Barre, Pa. Failing to paws
the Binet mental test ror ten year
olds, a rejected recruit from Pittston.
I Pa., gave Sergeant Frank Stubbe. of homef whlle Luella Rawley of Barns-'
the local United States Marine lorps ton Clarence Howie of Peru, and O
recruiting station, a puzzle tnai ne,
himself, could do, but which has
since caused the Marine sergeant
several sleepless nights spent In a
vain endeavor to unravel the prob-
lem.
Here's the puzzle. There are three
houses in a row, with a gas plant, an
electric light plant, and a water plant
In the rear of them, and the grand
central Idea Is to run a line under
ground from each plant to each house home economiCB
without crossing lines or going
through a house.
The mentally deficient recruit says
it can be done and does It on paper,
but after three days of unavailing ef
fort the sergeant "of Marines isn't
quite sure that the youth from Pitts-1
ton is not trying to "tell it to the
I Marines."
W. Osness of Burke. S. D., who rep
resented Peru at Kearney took the
negative Bide of the question. Bry
an Emmert df Tripp, S. D., acted as
alternate.
-The young men of the manual
training department are receiving
some valuable experience In machine
shop practice. Under the supervis
ion of Prdfessor Smith they are In
stalling In one of the shops a dyna
mo and 7 5-horse-power engine which
will furnish heat and light for the
departments of manual training and
A very neat poster is being pre
pared which will advertise the sum
mer school. The poster displays a
panoramic view of the school, some
brief bits-of information concerning
courses offered, and a collection of
characteristic views of Peru and vi
cinity. These will be mailed to the
various county superintendents to be
diolayed in their offices.
Supt. W. H. Morton of Fairbury
was in Peru Monday making the ac-
aualntance of prospective teachers
for the Fairbury schools.
Peru won " an easy victory from
afternoon, the final score being 16 to
6. This was the first inter-oolleglate
name of the season. A preliminary
a- e was played Friday afternoon
with the Peru city team, which was
also an easy conquest for the Nor
mal.
tietting Even .
'Don't you care for any postcard
today?'! asked a postal clerk, as he Tarkio , the baseball game Monday
handed the man the stamp ne nao
requested.
"No, not today," said the man.
"Or some stamod"envelones? We
have some new on s.
"No. thank you "
"Would you like a money order?"
"No." .
"Or perhaps you would like to op-;
a postal savings account?"
But the man had fled.
"Who was that fellow, and why
did you ask him all those questions?
asked a fellow clerk.
"That." said the other clerk. "Is
1. a tiDU
my baroer, ror -
hhaved me he has bothered me with
recommendations of massages, sham
poos, bair cuts and hair tonics. I
t-v even with him now!"
If your wife is in the way and you
wish to dispose of her easily and with
I little expense, we commend you to
the Fairbury laundry which last week
carried a display ad in both Fair-
Dansers of Draft
Drafts feel best when -we are hot
md nersnirlnK. lust when they are
most dangerous and the rerult Is
NeuralKla. Stiff Neck. Sore Muscles
or sometimes an attack of Rheuma
tlsm. In such rases apply Sloans
Liniment. It stimulate circulation
to the sore and painful part. Tbe
blood flows freely and in a short
time the stiffness and pain leaves
Those suffering from Neuralgia or
Neuralgic Headache will find one or
two applications of Sloan s Liniment
will give grateful relief, ine agon
izlna pain aivea way to a tingling sen
satlon of comfort and war mm ann
nu lot rest and sleep Is possible. Good
for Neuritis, too. Price 25c, at you
druggist.
Adv 1
Skinner's Macaroni Products, made
in Nebraska. Ask your grocer. Adv
Painted Floors
Save Scrubbing
Painted floors are sanitary and easy to keep cloan. Bare
floors absorb dirt and grime and require hours of back-brt'aking
work with the scrub brush to keep them in condition.
You can fix up your floors yourself with
Lincoln Floor Paints
They change old shabby floors into new floors that are easy
to keep spotlessly clean. Ask for color samples and a copy of
the Home Painting Jobs booklet, which tells you about painting,
varnishing, waxing and finishing floors and all surfaces about the
home.
F. E HOLSTEN
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HOUSEHOLD GOODS
moved promptly, and
Transfer Work solicited.
Residence phone 636 and Bine 674
Seasonable Announcement of Vacation Touts
TO THE PACIFIC COAST, THE WORLD'S GREATEST RAIL
JOURNEY:
Kouud trip reduced rate Summer Tourist fares daily commencing
May 1st, good to return to October 31st. . Slightly higher for the
circuit tour, including Pacjfic Coast steamer voyage or Shasta
Route. The Burlington's through-service Coast routes via Den
ver and Scenic Colorado or through the Northwest direct or via
Mhe Denver-Casper-Big Horn Basin line give the holder of a Bur
lington Coast ticket a combination of routes that includes the
scenic, the highly developed regions and the attractive cities of
the West.
NEW ARRANGEMENT FOR YELLOWSTONE PARK:
The Cody, East and Scenic entrance to the Park will have excel
lent automobile service to the Lake Hotel. This is one of the
World's. scenic auto tours, via the Government and Shoshoni
Dam, through the Forest Reserve and over Sylvan Pass during
Park season. Pacific Coast passengers may go into the Park via
Cody, resume their rail Journey out via Gardiner, paying
extra only for such Park side-trip accommodations as
they take. If you will inquire you will learn how Bur
lington through coast limes offer you tbe greatest induce
ments.
J. KIUDKI.IIAI (Jll, Ticket Agent, Alliance, Neb.
L. WAKFiLKY, ileiieral Paeiiger Agent,
lOOl Faniara Street, Oinalta, Neb.