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An exchange t 1 1 of a certain Ken-
tlcnian who. proposing: marriage to ji
crtain lady, consulted her pastor aa
to the wisdom of his choice. "I fear,
aid the clergyman, who had more
than a passing knowledge of tho la-
ly's Imperious temper and dominant
disposition, "that it would not be har
monious. I doubt if you would be
happy." "Why, isn't she a Chris
tian?" was the question. "Oh, yes,
indeed, but the Lord puts up with
people that you and I can't," replied
the minister.
An old criminal wuh oih asked
what was the first r.tep that led him
to ruin, ai.d he said. '"I lie first thinu
that led me to tu liounfall wan
lp-ating an eilitor out of two years
sub.-ci i(t ion. Wln'ti I had done that
the (ievil Imi mcli a ftip on nie tint
1 could not shake him ofT.'
out in Allston.
So Jones declared at brenkfast that
he'd tackle the owner of the dog on
the way to business, and "get this
thing settled."
"Well, Joseph," asked Mrs. Jones
that evening, "did you do anything
about that wretched dog?"
Mr. Jones puffed out his meager
chest with pride. .
"Yes, I did." hs replied. "I told
Brown that if he dlnn't put a stop to
it I'd buy a piano and let both our
girl.-i take lessons!"
I Am the NewspajK-r
(fly Joseph II. Finn)
Born of the deep, daily need of a
ation I am the Voice of Now the
incarnate spirit of the times Mon-
irch of things that Are.
My "cold type" burns with the fire-
blood of human action. I am fed by
arteries of wire that girdle the earth.
drink from the cup of every living
joy an dsorrow. I Bleep not rest
not. I know not night, nor day, nor
season. I Know no death, yet l am
born again with every morn with
every noon with every twilight. I
leap Into fresh being with every new
world's event.
Those who created me cease to be
the brains and heart's blood that
nourish me go the way of human dis
solution. Yet I live on and on.
I am Majestic in my Strength
Sublime in my Tower Terrible In
my Potentialities yet as democratic
as tho ragged boy who sells me for a
penny.
I am the consort of Kings the
partner of capital the brother of
toil. The inspiration of the hopeless
the right arm of the needy the
champion of the oppressed the con
science of the criminal. I am the ep
itome of the world's Comedy and
Tragedy.
My responsibility is Infinite. I
speak, and the world stops to listen
I gay the word, and battle flames the
horizon. I counsel peace, and the
war lords obey. I am greater than
any individual more powerful than
any group. I am the dynamic force
of Public Opinion. Rightly directed
I am a Creator of Confidence. A
builder of happiness in living. I am
the Backbone of Commerce. The trail
Blazer of Prosperity. I am the
teacher of Patriotism.
I am the hands of the Clock of
Time the clarion voice of Civiliza
tion.
I am the Newspaper.
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OPENING OF VALUABLE GOVERNMENT
IRRIGATED HOMESTEAD LANDS
43 Farms, 80 to 160 Acres Each
LOCATION AND CHARACTER OF THESE LANDS: From three to
ten miles North of C. B. & Q. H. K., nearest Bayard and Minatare,
Neb., in tliu North Platte Valley. They are well adapted for al
falfa, small grain, corn, ugar heels, live stock and dairying.
TERMS: Land in free. Permanent (ioverninent water right costs
$55 per acre, 20 years' time, payable $2.75 per acre down, no fur
ther payments for five years, no interest charged.
HOW TO OBTAIN A FARM: If you are interested in the method of
opening these farms between March I!) and 24, or the location of
41 additional Government-irrigated farms now open to entry,
write me at once. There is no time to lose, if you would bcconn
the owner of one of these very valuable farms.
,,.,,.1 Our publication, "The North Platte Valley,"
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V. It. ii Q. It. It. Co.
lOOl Fa nut ill Street, Omaha, Neb.
"010 KENTUCKY"
$206.428.r,0. I predict that before
1916 shall have ended your average
weekly payments to the government
on tobacco will more than pay for this
magnificent building, leaving the col
lections for the other fifty-one weeks
as clear proiit to the j.-o eminent.
"Winsion-Salem is shipping on un
average each week day to all parts of
this country and to foreign lands at '
least 1 1 .,!, 00 0 of tobacco products. i
"In conclusion, Winston-Salem i
manufactures more tobacco, all to
bacco products are taken into this
statement, than any other city on
earth, little or bi. Industrially, she
is easily first In North Carolina, pop
ulation considered, first in America
and I believe in the world; socially, a
never failing delight to her friends."
!-2 3? ths Choicest Selected
brlcy Grown World's
Best Tobacco
MELLOW, LUSCIOUS
'ii.: like a clicu of lirst-cla
,,, ,-i to put ..ii cil. c "it y in
'.live ymi all t!;c rich, juicy
:i. n iliai iKiV.irc' puts into t lie
!.' ; ';'!.) liris tin- fruily-swci t
;f t'.ic choicest selected Hurley
t leaf is the flu1. less product of
:i loliacco-grou iny. selected, t e
.!. examined leaf by leaf. Then
;'. i..irl-stiiniiu-d am! made into lus
i ill;:..-, with the iiiclloiu jlwr pcr-
ly retained. And it's made with
' i.ic food exactness in one of the
world's greatest plu: factories.
When you're reveling in the rich,
,'v, eel, flavor of Old Kentucky, you're
chc. itig the luscious result of the most
modern methods of high-grade pluij
tobacco making.
Is it any wonder that Old Kentucky
is the most delicious chew on earth?
Trv a 10c nluir to-day. You're hound
to like it.
Old Kentucky No. 4
BIDS FOR BIG WRESTLE
State Fair Association Ask for
Steclier-Jotch Match for
Labor Day
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FEOERAL GAME LAW
Stock and Supply Tanks
S. I,. Yni wiMwl Writes Omalui World-
llernbl, A-khiK Why Sprimt SIhm1
inil Should Not lie Allowed
I'also Modesty
The South Sea Island belles,
They wear nothing but shells;
Their propriety s sometliinc amaz
lng;
In the Cannibal Isles,
Where the styles run to smiles,
Women's conduct, tra la, deseres
praising.
And in distant Nippon,
Where they put little on,
And go bathing In scanty apparel.
Where the very worst prude
Has to stand for the nude,
'Tls a crime to ro home in a barrel.
The Somaliland maid,
When arrayed for parade
(Heads and bracelets are always de
riiieu r)
Is naive in her ways,
And she doesn't need stays
To impart correct lines to her finger.
Miss September Morn
In the suit she was born
In is proper, in spite of the censor;
The artist knew best
WTben he left her undressed
Though her clothes. Til admit, might
be denser.
But a peach at the beach
(I'm beginning to preach)
If once of her skirts she's divested,
Though her clothes, I suppose.
Reach from shoulders to toes.
By the guard she is promptly arrested.
Lincoln, March 4 Secretary W. R.
Mellor of the state fair will make an
offer to Gene Melady to bring the
Stecher-Gotch wrestling match to
Lincoln on Labor day so attractive
that it will have to be considered, ac
cording to Mellor this morning. Mr.
Mellor says he can bring several
thousand more people to Lincoln
than will go to any other town.
The state fair board will also offer
Melady free use of the state fair
grounds, t lie amphitheatre and other
state fair equipment, if the mulch
will be held here on any day during
t lie slat. fair.
Kank Foolishness
You occasionally see it stated that
colds do not result from cold weath
er. That is rank foolishness. Were
it true colds would be as prevalent in
midsummer as in midwinter. The
microbe that causes colds flourishes
in damp, cold weather. To get rid
of a cold take Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. It is effectual and is high
ly recommended by people who have
used it for many years as occasion
required, and know its real value.
Obtainable everywhere.
Adv March
Till: IOKLIS LKAI-
1.J TOBACCO TOWN
During u school tea a kindly lady
sat regarding one of the young guests
with evident alarm. Undismayed by
the lady's glances, the young hopeful
demolished plate after plate of bread
and butter and rake. At last the la-
dv could siand it no longer. Going
upto th1 urchin, she said:
"My boy, have you never read uny
book which would tell you what to
eat. what to drink, and what to
avoid?"
'Why. bless yei, ma'am," replied
the young gentleman, with his mouth
full of cake, I don't want no book
It's very simple. I eats all I can. 1
drinks all I can. an 1 avoids bustinV
Jones is a meek little man till he's
roused; then nolhiug stops him. The
other night Mrs. Jones and he could
n't sleep a wink all night because of
the noise their neighbor's dog made
insloii-Salein, N. C, Now Manufac
Hires .More Tobacco Products
Than Any Other City
Following are extracts from an ad
dress delivered by Col. A. D. Watts,
colector of Internal revenue for the
Fifth District of North Carolina, at a
smoker given by The Twin City Club
Winston-Salem, February 4, 1916:
"Winston-Salem is supplying one
fourth of all the chewing and smok
ing tobacco consumed in the United
States, besides exporting vast quanti
ties to foreign lands. This statement
is taken from the report of the com
missioner of internal revenue for the
first quarter of the present fiscal year
and from private advices from Wash
ington, as to the second quarter.
which ended December 31, last.
"Your city is making one-seventh
of all tobacco products chewing and
smoking tobacco, cigars, cigarettes
and snuff manufactured in the
t'nited States. Y'our manufacturers
are paying on an average about $37
000 a day revenue taxes to the gov
ernment and the amount is increas
ing from month to month. When your
government building, much the hand
somest in the state, was completed
last July at a cost of $250,000 your
newspapers made the statement that
the taxes paid in your city to I'nele
Sam for the tirst eight days of its oc
cupancy would pay for it. Since Sep
tember, it has taken only a fraction
over teven average days collections
here to equal its cost. So far this
week. Mr. Cranford has taken in
(From Omaha World-Herald)
Council Bluffs, la.. March 2 To J
the Editor of the World-Herald: !
While reading the World-Herald of j
March 2, I came across these head-j
lines: "Nellie Found Hunting Good,
in South Texas!" You go on and!
quote Colonel Sophus F. Neble thus-
ly: "Our hunt was one continuous de
light . We traveled in autos
. shooting was good most any
where . . . We killed all the
blue quail we wanted . . . Then
we killed ducks and geese
(and so on)." By the use of "we"
and "ours" I naturally infer that Col
onel Neble was accompanied by the
several other prominent Nebraska
men that he met while there on this
"hunt."
Now, then, Mr. Editor, don't you
think you are "rubbing it into" us
poor ginks who are unable to winter
and shoot In the south? Showing U3
pictures of $300 guns in bad enough
but this Oh! It's almost unbeara
ble! We may not be able to hunt in au
tos nor own $300 guns, but we would
wade into old Missouri's blue mud
clear up to our necks to get a fair
day's sport. Don't you suppose our
hearts beat just as fast as any weal
thy south-going sportsman's when we
hear the roar of the canvasbacks
wines rushing down the wind or the
wary challenging whistle of the pin
tails' call? Don't you suppose we
experience that same undescribed
thrill when we see the bunch of blue
bills or redheads cup their wings for
the final swing over the stool? Do
not our hearts beat just as high with
excitement, as we stand waiting for
that green-head mallard whom we
"jumped" from the rushes, to get un
der way, fearful lest we wait too long
but none the less intent that he shall
have at least a fair chance to get
away? Don't you know that we
feel amply repaid after an 'lour
cramping and freezing in a "blind"
to get a snapshot at a bunch of green-
wings, as they swing by and succeed
iu bagging a brace (one for the Mrs.
uid one for yours truly, thank you)?
To all of this you n.ay auree, but
how about those gilded spoilsmen
who supported and passed the feder-
I law on these birds?
Some protection the poor little
duckies get in the south, where these
millionaire c lubs tlourish and kill all
they want and the Lord only knows
how many more. They spend weeks
aye, even months hunting these,
whereas we poor nose-to-the-grind-stoners
are forbidden to spend even
half a day in the marsh, by that dis
criminatory tederal law. w ny uon t
our judges get busy and let us know
whether we humbler men shall en
joy a day's shooting in the spring,
or tell us we must toss our guns iu
the lake, as the wild duckies belong
solely to the wealthy go-south-and-
kill-all-you-can winter hunters?
S. L. YARWOOD.
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