T FOR ACHING,
SORE, TIRED FEET
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Vod by sore fort, burning feet, swol
len frU wrty foci, smelling feet, tirt
11m Man Who NuriKe You
Of bores there are a plenty; I needn't
detail
The various kinds that I know;
There"! the barber who tells you your
hair's falling out,
Or the neonle who talk at the show,
Oeod byt corns, callouses, bunions and or the man In the street car who
raw snots. No i sprawls on the seat.
more shoe tlRbfc. n steadfastly refuses to budge
ness, no more limp. I jut tHe worst of the lot and my
ins with pain or
drawing up your
fare in agony.
"HZ" is magical,
art right off.
"TIZ" draw, out
all the poisonous
exudations which
pud tip the tevt.
Use "TiZ- and for.
pet tod r( foot
Misery. Ah! how comfortable your fee
tfarf. OH a 25 cent box of "TIZ" now al
7 dnipylst or department store. Don's
uwffer. Have good feet, glad feet, feet
thai never swell, never hurt, never got
tired. A year's foot comfort guaranteed!
rnr jaorxj refunded.
OPEN NOSTRILS! END
A COLD OR CATARRH
Ilew To Get Relief When Head
and Nose arc Stuffed Up.
Count fifty I Your eol.l in head or
catarrh disappear. Your flogged nos
trils will open, the air pniwapr if yrmr
bead will rli'dr ami you csn brenthe
.freely. No more snufiling, hawking,
.'snaeous discharge, dryness or mvlache;
tie struggling for breuth at nighi
Oct a small bottle of Ely's Cream
-Palm from your drupgittt, and apply a
little of thin fragrant antinoptiii cream
is your noiitriln. It penetrate through
wry air pasnflgo of the head, soothing
std healing the swollen or inflamed
mucous membrane, giving you mutant,
relief. Head colds and catarrh yield
like magic. Don't stay stullod-up and
miserable. Relief is sure.
goat he has got
Is the fellow who gives you a nudge.
I He will tell you a story an old one,
perhaps
And regales you with riddloB and
squibs,
And ere you're aware of his purpose
bizarre,
You get the point right In the ribs;
You meet him again; "Here's a good
one," he says;
Tells a Joke culled from Tuck or from
Judge-
Then his ramrod forefinger has
sought out Its mark
The fellow who gives you a nudge.
At the theatre, too, If he sits next to
you,
He will laugh, he will chuckle and
shout;
The comedlan'B Jest lenves you gasp
ing for breath,
When a sharp-pointed elbow shoots
out;
He may have good points may mean
well, and all that;
Be a church goer, work like a drudge
Or be kind to his wife but the bane
of my life
Is the fellow who gives you a nudge.
The Master Designer
HIS skill it it that makes
the beautiful play of
lijhta and shadows in every
piece of Derryvsle Damstk.
Your money can buy no
lovelier linens, and certainly
no greater satisfaction. For
Derryvale
Pure Irish
Linens
are the only brand whote
wearing qualities sre imarmm
trtd by a signed statement of
the maker.
TIIK HORACE
IMMJl'E STOKE
erythlng I know and he is still an ig
norant fool."
Education
The manager of a factory recently
engaged a new man and gave Instruc
tions to the foreman to instruct him
in his duties. A few days afterward
the manager Inquired whether the
new man was progressing with his
work.
The foreman, who had not agreed
very well with the man In question,
angrily exclaimed:
"1'rogrenning! There's been a lot
of progress. I have taught him ev-
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1831 Hrny St. Omaha, Nebraska
Soliloquies of the 'Devil"
(Ily II. F. Lockhart
If I was little, like my brother Joe,
I'd bawl my bean off, sure as you're
a mutt.
If this here world ain't Jammed plum
full of woe
I hope somebody cracks me for
nut.
What good's a circus or a game of
ball
When Ilenery ain't got no Job at all?
The "World's Best Circus" bits the
bloom In' town
Next Saturday, I ast my girl to go;
An' now I s'poHe she'll up and turn
me down
When she gets wise I'm pretty shy
on dough.
Them skirts are honey, roun' when
pay-day's due, .
But when you're broke, they've got
, no use for you.
Did I get fired? Nothin" to It, bo.
The boss came 'round the other afternoon;
The boys was movin' 'round there
pretty Blow,
And he got mad and hollered like
a loon.
llo saw me grin when he was pretty
hot,
And I resigned lmmejit on the spot.
didn't have no cinch in that there
shop,
But say! The cash was handy, Just
the same;
Five cold Blinoleons flgger up tip-top
When you ain't got a Jitney to your
name.
Aw! If I had a Job, I hope to die,
I'd be bo glad I'd set right down and
cry!
There was a card hung on the office
wall,
That told what life is Bay, it is,
all right.
And then some more that didn't tell
it all.
This here; now, living, is a holy l
frUht.
If more like this is comin', gosh! I
think
A guy might better Jump Into the
drink!
The 'phone! Hel-lo. Uh? Yeah, sure
it's me;
What ? Yes. I get you, boss.
say. I guess
That I was pretty fresh. Fergit
See?
I had no call to mix into the mess.
Come back toay? You're kiddin' me
fer fair.
Six bones a week? (lee, boss! I'm
half way there!
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Do you know what's happening in
your town, state or country? Kead
the newspapers.
Do you know what's the matter
with your town? Head the newspa
pers.
Do you know how your public of
ficials are conducting themselves?
Head the newspapers.
Is your health bad? Read what
to do In the newspapers.
Is your baby ailing? Read how to
care for him in the newspapers.
Do you know how to vote? Read
the editorials.
Are you In love? Read the Wom
an's column.
Do you know how to dress? Read
the Fashions.
Do you keep up with the sports?
Read the Sporting news.
Do you like fiction? Read the Fic
tion page.
Do you like features? Read the
special articles.
Do you want to know something?
Write the newspaper.
Is your business poor? Advertise.
Do you want a prescription for
whatever's the matter with you?
Try a liberal dose of Printer's Ink.
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When a man walks by you on the
way home to-night with a light, youthful
steD don't envy him. Just make up your
mind to come down here tomorrow and get the
tame shoes he wears the famous Dr. A. Reed Cushion
Shoes. Then, you can skip along yourself like a twelve
year old.
Reed shoes are the easiest sheer, m earth. Kothiftg else like
them il you have to walk much. No tiied, adiing feet, then. For
the soft cushion insoles support the arc'ivs I yoar feet, distribute
your weight evenly and make walking a d-ii
We'd just like to have you try on one t ai, and see how comfortably
they fit the first time. That'a convincing er.oiif-h for everybody.
And if you're "finicky"' style tr leather we've a wide
variety cf both to show O.-yc-u. umc in tomorrow.
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