y v Y V Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y X Y Y i Y Y T Y Y Y Y Y "Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y v . i lOQH GROCERIES GOING AT BARGAIN PRICES '' 1 - . ' The big closing out sale of our entire grocery stock, which began August 5th, still continues. Prices have been cut still lower and a dollar will go farther for Gash Talks E .ere This is your opportunity to get standard goods at Reduced Prices. Come to the store and select your bargains. Hundreds of values await you. Save Money on Your Necessities. Special discounts on bargain lots. Out of town people invited to phone or write. - Watson & Watson 203 Box Butte Avenue Phone 100 Alliance, Nebraska v t ' v V t t V t t t V t t t it t t T t t f t t f t V f I- (Column brin net h not the ooil he promised,! and wh-are shivering and Blinking! while he roustelh his shins before I the red hot (ires of his mother. Tell him till these things, Lord, and tf he fa ll-t li and brlngeth no succor, ban clmivW i. ii.. ii,., ,.u, .;..,. I ' him t" the lower regions to dwell erats.' the Popoerats .and Calamity Howlers, and Thine shall . be the; praise throughout ' our newspaper! U-aVeer MaysvUle, Mo., Pilot. ' "whut he wants when he wanis It if .you talk him into taking what he doesn't 'want you are wasting your time and., his good-will. The talk that nets Kepeat Orders Is the con-1 tlnuous conversation of the good job A Vfry n)in nian wa8 traveling on that speaks fon itself." Ithe subway, holding to a strap, when quAl.ll pays nanusomeiy u iaa nei.,.uU.8 Asides him stepped on the only' solid foundation on which "to build a business. The customer you get by low -prices is here today and gone tomorrow; the customer you get by Senlce and Quality Is bound to y)U he la one of . the as sets of your business." He was deeply iu love with his ' wife, but awfully careless about inon y matters. He started away ou a long business trip, leaving her short of money, and promising to send her a cliwk--which he forgo! to do. The ru came due and she telegraphed: ""Dead broke. Landlord insistent. Wire me money." Her husband answered: "Am short myself. Will Bend check In few days. A thousand kisses." Exasperated, his wife replied; "Never mind money. 1 gave land lord one of ttie kWts. Ho was more lhau fatlstied," his foot. - The little' man was enrag ed, and turning to the other, he ex claimed: '"If you step oil my foot again. I'll I'll bite your leg!", The possessor of unfailing tact, is a fortunate heioR. Sometimes even a person of great experience will. however, in distress, say 'the wrung thltvg. A certain clergyman was of ficiating at a funeral of a wealthy parishiouer. He was particularly anxious to show his good feeling and sympathy; so at a critical moment during the funeral services, he turn ed to the congregation and said: '"Dearly beloved, many a time 1 have dangled this corpse upon my knee ILER GRAND HOTEL 16th anil Howard St., Omaha, Nebr. A Itally Comfortable Hotel for f ou to 8(4 at It Is Popular with Many Live Stock Miipiers. "Why not You Try It Once? RATKS AKK LOW . . P. W. MIKESELL, Prop. . We use a bone tipped, cob pipe as an advertisement. It Is an emblem of comfort. We will mall you a halt doz en upon receipt of a written request foe, them;. or AH la your name and address be low, cut out this advertise ment and mall to Oer Grand" Hotel, Omaha,-iNebrn and you will receive the( half doz en pipes by return niall: Name Address JC" Be an Auto Expert fraction Coure We want bright young men, mechanically in clined, to prepare In our school AT ONCE to fill money-making positions in tbe automo bile industry. Experience unnecessary. We teach you the business thoroughly. Course in tractloneering free to all who reply Immediately. MNCOI.X AITO SCHOOL, HI 16 O St- Uiiruln, Neb. "1'iule Joe" rannoii was asked what he thought of the outlook for the republican party In 1916. and he answered with a story. "A black man was arrested tor horse, stealing while I was prosecut ing attorney iu Vermilltou county," tin miid. "and was placed on trial af ter being duly indicted. When his laj Ju court came he was taken be fore the Judge and I solemnly reud .the charge in the indictment to him. "'Are you guilty or not?' I asked. "The black man rolled uneasily In his chair. "Well, boss.' he finally said, 'ain't dat th vary thing we're, .about to try?" " Little Bess and her father, were several blocks from home. "Do you think we'd better take a car or walk?" he asked her. "I'd watber walk if 'oo will tarry me," replied little Hess. Woman's Home Companion. "There's one o' them dern new styles," said Silas. "What is it?" asked Mandy, low ering her eyes. "Why, that there sign says. 'Shoes shined inside.'" Judge. PURE. FRESH MILK AND CREAM Direct from the TRABERT DAIRY Plie Ked &tkt Our Milk is from Inspected Cows, Guaranteed Pure. Prompt Delivery. Phone us for a Trial Order r ATLAS REDWOOD The l'.ditor'a Prayer An editor went to church the oth t day and was called on to lead in prayer, when he responded as fol lows: Aln.lghty, the kind Father, who doth from thy throne look down n the government of delinquent , subscribers, we most humbly beseech j thee to draw uear unto them and, -.whtt-per a hat the statutes forbid us to print At the close of the, forenoon ses-1 sion of a ministerial conference in Philadelphia, in announcing the op ening subject for the afternoon, the presldiug officer said: "Elder Jones will present a paper on ine uevu. i neu ne auucu eurnestly,"Please be prompt in at tendance, for brother Jones has a carefully prepared paper, and Is full of his subject." I.V"0 TANKS i Will outlast several steel tanks or several tanks made from other material, and cost less money. These tanks will keep the water cooler in summer and warmer in winter. Send for price list today. ATLAS TANK MlXi. COMPANY, Krvl iloisen. Manager, llO V. O. W. llld., Omaha, Neb. A woman. In search of a certain kind of basket, made the salesman reach down every article of that na ture on the shelves except two. Then she said, as she turned away: "I on- when you give baby his bath." "Oh." replied Susan, cheerfully. "I don't need any thermometer. !f the little un turns red the water Is too hot; if he turns blue It's too cold, and there you are." LOYLKS, ATTENTION ! To make room In greenhouse and store for winter plants, will give Na ible reduction sale on ferns and all KE- ly came to look for one of my r..i,..t.) "U.tam nuiit ftha wearv .1 ,t .... v.inn,..i,.o ni.mt. lew luiiiRO men t,uanlall ..... have the s Urhtest lvi.i,. -...I CrHv nn. I - " 1 II. .111)1. IV, I I IUUJ I V. ly. Come early while stock is com plete. Souvenirs to ladies. HAY'S pleased to take t He in down l...t .'nil, ffianti id in fithtir if Thou knowest our wants, but the baskets. I shall be SUOSCrioetS KIIOW iuciu uuv auu dom. if ever, stop to inquire. Let it be known to them that there are A 0Ountry convert, full of zeal, in Ibig patches on the homestead of our njs nr8t prayer-meeting remarks, of iants, and that there is an acuing fered himself for service. I am void in the front of our back hatjreauy to $0 unything the Uird asks we hunger and thirst and they ask pf m(t" said he, "so long as it's bon us not to come and sup witn meni. jorable. Thou knowest. Lord, that our ink and print paper costs money, but the subscriber knoweth it not, and careth a great deal less. Thou knowest that we are cold, and the subscriber "I wish. Susan." said a fond moth er to her new nurse maid, "that you yould use a thermometer to ascertain I here KLOWEK STORE sep 9-11-502 5 Will leave About October I Hev. Olln S. Daker expects to leave Alliance about the first of next month for his new home at Iong Pine, of which district he is now superintend ent. In the meantime he will attend to ihe affairs of the district fron He has not yet been able to tf the water is the right temperature secure a suitable residence In the new location, and this is the reason for the delay. Uev. J.' U. Cams, with whom Hev. Baker changes places, is now sojourning iu Califor nia with his family a rid, will take up his new duties in Alliance immedi ately upon his return, which will probably be about the same time Uev. liaker moves to Long Pine. An effort will be made to till the pulpit here during the Intervenjng time. How's ThK j We offer One Hundred Dollars Re ward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly - honorable in all business transactions aud fin-, ancially able to carry out any obliga tions made by his firm. i National Oank of Commerce, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Inter- ,1. ".:t . Are You Going V '' to Build? A. House? A Barn? A - Granary? A Machinery Shed? A Chicken House? Anyq Kind of a Building? i If you are, we' extend you an urgent invitation, tq call and wo us. We'll not only be glad to furnish you with the build ing material, but we'll help you all we can iu drawing up your plans. Whether your bill be large or small, we take a pride in turning out lumber that will make the building a permanent one, and one that you'll be satisfied with after it is fiimhed. , ' QUALITY AND SERVICE FIRST Phone 73 Geo. A. Heilman, Mgr.' iitttiimimwimtmtw . ff t tfM 99 W W W WW w w w 1 IT'S ALL IN KNOWING HOW . WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG with your automobile, Ihe reMlr-liop man gets a good sized chunk of your money, because yon don't know WHAT. IS WRONG Why don't you learn all alxmt your car? I.earn all about every kind of ear. Save a good pi eve of that money, or get into the autoiuoldle biitdiieoH ami get it yourself. $ NEBRASKA AUTOMOBILE SCHOOL will teach you the busiues from start to finish. Including IjATHK WOKK, UKrAlltlXO. imlVIXO, OXY-At t KTYLKXK WK1.DINO, and wiring for IONITIOX, STAItTINtJ SYSTKMS and I.KHITS. lUteutly consolidated with ELECTRIC STARTING AND IGNITION SCHOOL OF SIOUX CITY. IOWA ttoth Schools now erato In one tine, new, strictly modern lire-proof building. Write for catalog "A. II." It has names and picture of men who have made good. IT'S I'llKi:. NEBRASKA AUTOMOBILE SCHOOL 2400 LEAVENWORTH STREET OMAHA, NE BR. IT'S ALL IN KNOWING HOW naiiv. acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.