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GEO. HOLLOWELL, Local Representative
Box 1168, Alliance, Nebr.
Monarch and Peacock
C OA L,
We are exclusive dealers in Alliance for these two
well known brands of coal, the best on the market.
You will agree with us if you try them. The Mon
arch is Wyoming lignite, and the Peacock is from the
famous mines of Rock County, Colorado.
Give us your next order
Forest Lumber Company
Phone 73
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Xlo'o Column I
What's the Ie?
"Just before the war broke out,"
says Dr. Frank Crane, In the Farm
Journal, "the Kaiser Issued two com
mands directing society people how
to behave themselves at their own
dinner tables. The first was that
they should not sit at dinner more
than forty-five minutes; the second,
that the gentlemen, Instead of lin
gering for a while alone to smoke
and tell man stories, should rise
when the ladies retire from the
board and go. It Is getting to be a
nice, fine world, thanks to the regu
lators.
Chicago has a nance censor, a
lady who hangs around whenever a
dance Is given and sees to it that a
visiting card can be Inserted between
the tangoers. A town in Wisconsin
sees Chicago and raises. Anybody
caught dancing the tango is jerked
up and fined, by heck! Also the
dancing school has been closed.
"It is as much as a man's reputa
tion is worth to ride in a crowded
street car. Some pure-minded vir
gin la liable to have him arrested for
standing too near, or for not stand
ing near enough. When you hear a
woman scream you'd better make off
as fast as you can run. The fact
that you have been a church mem-1
ber for forty years and are old, bald
and reputable can not save you from
being arrested as a poison needier.
Beat It!
"In Germany the police swooped
down upon a postal card the other
day. It depicted a woman leaning
out of the window with a baby In
her arms; she was calling to a man,
presumably the father of the child.
What's wrong with that? Ha! the
Sherlock Holmes Berlin police know.
In the picture the woman did not
wear a wedding ring!
"You can't klBS a pretty girl, even1
when she dares you, for fear of mi
crobes. You can't marry her with
out a certificate from the eugenists.
And if you don't marry her she sues
you for a breach of promise.
"If you don't make money you are
a failure; If you do make money you
are worse, for you are taking the
shoes and stockings out of the poor
man's mouth; if you go to church
you are a hypocrite; if you go to
fcttiuou you are a bu..i.
" 'Johnny, said his mother, 'go
out Into the yard and see what Wil
lie Is doing. And whatever it is
tell him to stop It.'
"What's the use?"
WHERE WILL YOU GO
THIS SUMMER
Enroute to or from the California Expositions, arrange to visit
Glacier National Park; very cheap detours from Glacier Park Station
from one to three days through this newly revealed wonderland.
Or, visit Yellowstone National Park. If you don't go as far as
4he Coast, either of these scenic localities would make the finest kind
of a summer outing.
There will no doubt be the attractive tours of the East.
It would be well to plan a bit early for the summer season of 1915
as to hotel and ranch resort reservations, because of the "See Amer
ica" movement in place of the European trip.
You can travel in America at the lowest railroad rates and in the
most comfortable trains in the world. Ask me for literature descrip
tive of any tour you have in mind.
J. KRIDELBAVGH, Ticket Agent, Alliance, Neb.
L. W. WAKELEY, General Passenger Agent,
1004 Faruam Street, Omaha, Neb.
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ii n iiryTT i"Tin rmitmt fnt 'Villa V iirtaar
DYE & OWENS
Iransfer Lint
Household oocu
moved prompth
md transfer worl
. .limited.
Grow Sudan Grass
Great for Hay, Seed, Forage, Silage. Never Falls Crop. Re
alists drought, stands rain. Grows wherever sorghum does. Pure 2
seed, 91 per pound, prepaid. Circular free. Address: ELLAGENE
FARM. AMMN'K. TEXAS.
Stationery printed at this office Is
giving the best satisfaction. Last
week we printed 500 statements for
a man and by their aid he collected
a fortune. Two months ago a man
bought of us some note paper and
envelopes to use when writing to his
sweetheart and now he is married.
Another man forged a name on a
check printed at this office and is
In all. Another stole some of our
paper with which to make cigarettes
he is dead. A young lady bought
some of our paper to curl her hair
on and now she has a beau. (We
only have a little of this left.) liy
using our statements a person can
collect old accounts, tell fortunes,
cause rain, change the color of the
hair, have teeth extracted without
pain, And out the name of your fu
ture wife or husband, be successful
in business and get elected to office.
Give us a call.
Miss Hamlet's Soliloquy on Matri-
tnony
(By MIbs Margaret Nibrah, Wash
ington, D. C.)
To wed or not to wed, that 1b the
question.
Whether 'tis better, after all to mar
ry
And be cajoled and bullied by a husband.
Or take up stenography or clerking
And slave, alas! for SOME ONE
ELSE'S husband?
io i.ve to wed and by a weddine
end
fh "'"les and the thousand pet-
'tls a rare
Seeds for Spring Planting
If
Svi1 iivwA
WHEN YOU BUY YOUR SEEDS OF ANY
KIND nE SURE YOU KNOW WHERE THEY
COME FROM. WE HANDLE ONLY WESTERN
GROWN SEEDS.
THIS YEAR WE HAVE SEVERAL NEW VA
RIETIES OF FORAGE CROPS THAT ARE ES
PECIALLY WELL ADAPTED TO WESTERN NE
RRAKKA AND EASTERN WYOMING. THEY ARE
SUDAN GRASS, FETERITA, SWEET CLOVER,
TEPARY REANS, ETC. THEN IN THE GARDEN
NEEDS WE HAVE JOHN HA EH TOMATO, LEMON
CTCUMRER, ETC., ETC.
WE WANT YOU TO HAVE OUR NEW 128
PAGE CATAIXXJUE. IT TELLS YOU JUST
WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW A ROUT SEEDS.
IF YOUR DEALER DOES NOT HANDLE OUR
SEEDS WRITE TO US DIRECT.
SEND FOR A CATALOGUE TODAY.
iiip
Griswold Seed Company
That "slaves" are heir
Devoutly to be wished for! To love
to wed
To wed perchance DIVORCE! Aye,
there s the rub!
For in that dream of bliss that Jolts
.i ,i i. e
When we have cast aside our little
Must make us wary. There's the
norry thought
That makes so many spinsters hesi
tate.
For who would bear the long, eternal
grind.
Th' employer's jokes, the chief
clerk s contumely,
The Insolence of office boys, the
s oke
Of last week's stogies clinging to
the- hair,
When she herself might quickly end
it all
BY GETTING MARRIED? Who
would not exchange
A dingy office for a kitchenette
a KeyDoara tor a cook stove or a
cradle
But that's the dread of something
worse to come.
After the honeymoon that life of
CHANCE
From whose dark bourne so many
have returned
By way of Reno fills us with dis
may.
And makes us rather bear the jobs
we have
Than fly to evils that we know not
of?
Thus cowardice makes spinsters of
so many!
Editor Prices "luffs"
An eastern editor comes to the
conclusion that those desiring puffs
in his paper must pay for them, and
has established the following prices:
For telling the public that a man
is a successful citizen, when every
body knows he la as lazy as a hired
man. 12.70.
Referring to the deceased citizen
as one who is mourned by the entire
community. v..en we know he will
157 Sou'h Tenth Street
LINCOLN, NEBRASKA
Killing Prairie Dogs
Is your land infested with prairie dogs? Is your range damaged and your crops endangered
with this. et? For thirty-five years I have been killing these pests with a methid of my own that
does the work quickly and surely. My outfit will operate in western Nebraska during the coming
season.
Anyone desiring the prairie dogs on their land killed should communicate with me without
delay. My contract price for the work is only thirty-five cents per acre and I charge only for the
ground that is infected with the dogs. I will sell the rights for this business for this part of Nebras
ka to any reliable person or persons.
Call on or write me at the Nebraska Rooming House, In Alliance. If I am not there you can
see my representative. Or call at The Herald office and they will locate me for you.
B. S. Payne
Prairie Dog Exterminator
Scavenger
Do you want trash, ref
use and rubbish hauled f
Vaults cleaned! We do
this work quickly at rea
sonable prices. Special
rates for business and res
idence property.
Phon 575
Pegg and
Darnell
if
.wry-
J. H. Fredinberg
and Co.
ASHBY, NEBRASKA
A FuU Line of
GROCERIES
The kind you like to buy. Good
service and satisfaction guaranteed.
THE FRELINBURG
HOTEL
First Class Meals, Clean
Comfortable Rooms
Modest Rates the Plac
"Where They AU Stop
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BefcBroad FfcsfcDailn
People of discrimination who want only the pur
est, best bread, use Alliance's best bread,
Manewal's Leader
i
ft
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the kind that satisfies the appetite and is good for R
the digestion. e make a complete line of bakery '-1
goods. Ask your grocer to see mat you get Mane
wal's Bread.
Manewal & Sons
PHONE 745
111 BOX RUTTE AVE.
FILL THE COAL BIN
With Standard Grades of Coal, direct from our bins to your home or
ofttce. We have a big supply of
Canon City Nut and Lump Sheridan Nut and Lump
Pennsylvania Hard Coal Kindling
on hand, ready for quick delivery. Phone 22.
Dierks Lumber and Coal
COMPANY
' F. W. I1AARGARTEN, Manager
nn'iv ha missed by the Doker circle,
io 13 iness man in town would rather see ling a doughty Binner to heaven. $5.
Referring to some gallavantin' fe- Satan coming, 8.10. ! Referring to a deceased merchant
aie i.s en estimable lady whom It is Calling an ordinary pulpit pound" who never advertised in his life as a
pleasure to ueei. when every bus- er m eminent divine, 60 cents. S'-.-il- j.-ogrt-jsivo ei'U.-n. f 4.99.
