t 'K. - (wipm Published Every Thursday by Tit Herald PnWisWf Cimpany. T. J. O'KEEFK Editor J. B. KNIEST Associato Editor Entered at tho Dostofllco at Alliance, Nebraska, for transmission through the mails, as second-class matter. Subscription, $1.50 per year in advance. You better look jury will get you. out or the grand Congress lias voted $800,000 for re lief of the sufforers of Italy. "We need more money," says an ox change. That's strange, indeed. W. J. Bryan contemplates a trip to Florida and Cuba during the month of February. Those who bet on election will please report to tho grand jury. Don't all -speak at once. Not satisfied with giving away li braries, Andrew Carnegie is also giving luway tho steel trust. ' "Lucifer," of tho Alliance Times and Bro. Woods, of tho Gering Courior, aro after each other with tongs and pitch forks, so to speak. The editor of tho Oshkosh Herald was proscnted with a beer mug for a Christmas present. And Oshkosh gouo dry. By gosh, that's a cruel joke. The Standard Oil Company will not bo called upon to pay the fine of $20,000,000, imposed on It by Judge Landis. John D. Kockelellor can now rest easy. - Congressman Mondcll of Wyoming it) opposed to a rcductiou of the tariff on coal, Congressman Mondcll is as bad as the railroad on coal rates. Both should receive a trimming. ColIter'B Weekly says that manufac hirers should label such imitations as ucarsilk, leatherette, celluloid collars, corn sirup, etc. We fail to see the need of labeling celluloid collars. A press report from Tennessee states .Mliat the stato att6rney was shot at by ' an enemy but missed. Tho lucky disciple of Blackstono can consider that he has another shot coming if he does not make himself scarce in Tennessee. President Roosevelt would like to capture a white rhinoccrous in Africa. This should not seem a hard task when we think how easy it was for him be fore election to make the American people believe that black was white. T. H. Bunch, an Arkansas grain dealer, has been fined 15,000 for tak ing rebates from the Missouri Pacific railroad. It's hardly fair to "hand" Bunch such a "package." He is tho first man to discover anything on the Missouri Pacific worth taking. Nebraska, according to the agricul tural report of the U. S. for 1008, ranks third as producer of corn, third in winter wheat, fifth in oats and sixth in spring wheat. Surely this is evi dence enough of the value of Nebraska real estate. Texas, with 200,000 acres greater urea, produced 4,000,000 bush els less corn than did Nebraska. Leading republicans are alarmed over tho progress made by the socialist party and declare they can't understand the cause. Ignorant blindness, indeed. With a high court dissolving the fine against the oil trust, the iniquitious scandals emiuating from the Panama Canal deal, the unjust imprisonment of Messrs. Gompers, Mitchell and other labor leaders for violating no law, ask why men turn to socialism. The Sugar Trust. Columbus Telegram. We have beet sugar factories in Ne braska, and every man, woman and child in the state pays a tax to enable those factories to make money. They tell us the sugar factories arc "home industries." That's all right to tell but it is a lie, just the same. If some Nebraska man wants to learn just how much of a "home industry" one of those sugar factories is, let him go to any one of them and try :to buy some sugar. Then he will find that the real home of the factory is in Kansas City. Let him go to the Grand Island factory and be will be told that the price of sugar in Grand Island is the price at Kansas City and other Missouri river points, with the local freight added. The sugar has never been shipped a 4 is mile. No freight has been paid on the sugar, but when some citUcn of Ne braska goes to buy the product of that "homo industry" at Grand Island he will make quick discovery that he is very far from tho homo of cotnmon houcsty and common fairness. There was once a school of Ancients which worshipped every animal and reptile capable of doing injury to man. If those Ancients could como back to earth and settle in Nebraska they would not find it necessary to go out and hunt up a man-injuring animal to worship. Every day and every hour they could be singing hymns of praiso to tho protective tariff, which goes about the world on a mission of rob bery. And the Aucients might be able to kneel in plenty of company at every cross-roads in Nebraska when worship ping the most infamous monster that ever cursed humanity by the aid of a tariff for thievery only. Governor Sheldon Mnnn?c lllianna iiviiviw nin(iiiWw Beforo going out of office Governor Sheldon appointed D. W. Hayes, sup erintendent of Alliance schools, as a member of the Nebraska State board of education. This is good news for Alliance and our citizens greatly ap preciate the kindly feelings the governor has always shown towards us. Inddi tlon to its other duties as having the complete management of the state nor mal schools, election of faculties, etc., the board has had the power of location Of the state normals. This appointment conies as a recognition of the rights of Western Nebraska. Have A Great Time at Hemingford Gregory Zurn, district deputy grand master, I. O. O. F., in company with S. Pardee, Herb Wood, Geo. Parker, Thos. Lawler, E. T. Henry, S. B. Libby, A. S. Mote, C. W. Richardson, W. Aspen, C. Wilson, J. T. Tody, Chas. Brinkman, Frank Potmeisel. W. B. Young and wife, Moses Wright and wife, Mr. and Mrs. W. C. Mounts, and Mr. and Mrs. H. W. Stille went to Hemingford last Monday afternoon where the officers of Hemingford lodge, I. O. O. F., were installed. After the installation a grand ban quet was served in Green's hall, which was partaken of by about 150 guests. The whole affair was a successful event from evcrytandpoint. The Alliance itcs returned next morning on 42, Keeps His Promise. Sometimes during campaigns candidates for offices are easily persuaded to make pledges which are occasionally forgotten, especially if the candidate is not success ful. This is not the case with Geo. M. Adams, former member of the legislature from this district and democratic candi date for the senate last fall, who failed of election. During the campaign Mr. Adams told the writer that he would sup port Alliance for a state normal school and in a letter received from him this week he offered to go to Liucoln to work for it if our citizens so desired. Mr. Adams is a successful business man of Crawford, has wide influence with the members of the new legislature, and his kind offer is ap preciated by Alliance people, none of whom regret the splendid vote Box Butte county gave Mr. Adams last November. Degree of Honor Installed Officers The Degree of Honor had a good at tendance and an interesting meeting Monday evening. During the session the following officers were installed: Past Chief of Honor, Mrs. J, G. Beck. Chief of Honor, Mrs. Geo. Davis. Lady of Honor, Mrs. Louis Buech- senstcin. Recorder, Mrs. B. Mewhirter. Chief of Ceremonies, Mrs. Lizzie Taylor. Usher, Miss Lida Cox. Financier, Mrs. A, T. Lunn. Inne&, Watch, Mrs. Ella Cox.' Outer Watch, Miss Jessie Taylor. After lodge closed, officers and mem bers were served delicious refreshments at Thiele's. Sweet Wrinkle Telephone peas, ten cents per can. Eight bars good laundry soap for twenty-five cents. Eight pounds new prunes for 1.00. Three pounds first-class raisins, 25c. At BENEDICT'S. Superintendent Hayes goes to Lin coln this afternoon to attend the meet ings of the executive committee of the state teachers association and the schoolmasters club, , -MK-X--XXXK--XMXX--I-J RAILWAY NOTES AND PERSONALS Mrs. Henry Pfenning is visiting rel atives in Lincoln this week. Mrs. J. F. Holly is visiting relatives in Nickcrson, Ncbr.. for a few days. Engineer and Mrs. C. B. Gibson left Sunday for a few days visit with rela tives in Denver. Mrs. H. J. Sevcrns and Mrs, I. J. Jcssup are spending a few days in Edgcmont this week. Engineer C. R. Withatn and wile left yesterday for a few weeks visit nt their old home in Aurora. Mrs. W. J. Reid and sou will leave in a few days for an extended visit with relatives and friends in Denver. Engineer H. R. Beans and wife will leave Friday for an extended visit with relatives and friends in Shainbaugh, Iowa. C. F. Greene and S. E. Klappal started the New Year right and went to Crawford to partake of a possum "feed." Mrs. J. A. McDonald and little daughter, who have been spending the holidays with relatives in Glcnwood, Iowa, returned today. W. J . Cheshire and family will leave in a few days for an extended visit with relatives and friends in Villisca, Iowa, returning via Kansas City. Engineers S. G. Tillett and G. L. Miiliken left Monday morning for Mr. Milllkcn's ranch near Bayard. Oh, how the rabbits will Suffer. Miss Irene Roup left a few days ago to resume her studies in the Wesleyan University after spending the holidays with her parents iu this city. A special train consisting of five cars occupied by D. Willard, G. W. Hoi drcge, C. E. Spens, L. B. Allen and J. C. Birdscll passed through here to day enroute to Billings. Mrs. Wm. Hansen and two daugh ters are expected to arriye iu a few days from Denver. Wm. Hansen, is now employed here as car foreman and they will make this place' their home in the future. F. J. Stern, who has been employed as car foreman at Alliance for the past seven years, has been assigned to other duties effective January 6th. Wm. Hansen of Salt Lake will be Mr. Stern's successor. A well grounded rumor is afloat that E. P. Bracken, formerly superintendent of the Sheridan division and later , su perintendent of the Brookfield and Galesburg divisions, is to be appointed general manager of the Colorado & Southern, with headquarters at Denver. No doubt the Burlington will gradually inject their talent into the management of the newly acquired road, thereby introducing their system of operation. There is a rumor iu railway circles of the Burlington building from Kearney to Northport and from Kirby to Guernsey, thus making two direct lines west. But railway building in the winter time is always more active than at any other season of the year. Generally it is the newspaper men 'who do the work at that time and it is diffi cult to run many trains on roads built by quill drivers. Thu accession of the Colorado & Southern by the Burling ton system is subject for much spec ulation. Everything indicates a large amount of railroad building in the state in 1909, says the Sheridan, Wyo., Post. The recent sale of the Colorado & Southern to the Hill roads gives that system a big share of the present mile age in the state, and seems certain to promise the early completion of the line from Guernsey to Kirby iu the northern part of the state. It is ex pected also that having acquired the Colorado & Southern, the Burlington will complete the gap now existing on the Colorado road from Wellington, Colo., to Cheyenne. The extension of the line from the present northern terminus of the Colorado & Southern, Or". Junction, to Kirby, Wyo.. will necessitate the building of 175 miles of new line. The North Platte extension of the Union Pacific, now within thirty miles of the Wyoming line is expected to be continued into the state next spring; the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Puul has completed surveys and is buying a right of way into Sheridan, and is evpected to construct 124 miles up Tongue river to " the northern metropolis next summer; the Saratoga & Encampment will push on through the state into Colorado as soon as the weather will permit in the spring; the Northwestern will undoubtedly build a line of fifty miles from Shoshoui to tap the Copper mountain district early next spring, and the Laramie, Halm's Peak & Pacific will continue its extension from Laramie, Wyo., into the .rich coal and livestock fields of northern Colorado. Railroad Nates from Erifemont Edgcmont Express. W. A. Bennett, road foreman of engineers, has gone to Crawford. Engineer Hagc of the Alliance di vision has left the service. E. P. McElvcy has been appointed roundhouse foreman at Alliance in place of B. Landberg, who has resign ed and gone to Washington. Ed O'Donncll, machinist, who used to work here last summer, and is now employed at Helena, Montana, on. tho Great Northern, passed through here Wednesday evening to that place, hav ing visited with his folks in Alliance. There has been a lot of stealing from cars and the company is doing its best to discover the offenders but so far without any success. Chas. Myers is now extra passenger engineer on 41 and 42 betwen Alliuuce and Edgcmont. Fireman C. C. Gillette of the Al liance division is on the sick list and has gone back to Alliance. Engineer Wm. Moulton of the Dead wood line has been transferred to Al liance. Superintendent J. C. Birdsell with special car 84 went east Monday on train 44. Engineer P. J. Nolan, who has been pulling trains 41 and 42 from Edgc mont to Alliance, is laying off and has gone to his ranch west of Alliance. B. W. Benton, who has been run ning an engine out of Alliance for some tune, is now night engine inspector at Edgemout. The Burlitigton railroad has a force of Japs putting ice in the big ice house here. The ice is being shipped from the Marsland lake. Mrs. K. C. Spatz arrived here on the morniug train Jast Friday from her trip to Atchison. Her husband went down the road as far as Alliance to meet her. ,rrwrww FriM the Sheridan Division (From the Post) Vice President Daniel Williard is sceduled to arrive at Edgemont next Fri day with his special train to make an in spection trip over the entire division. Business1 is again dropping off and it is expected several train crews will be pulled off temporarily. Very little business is being received from the north, except what is being turned over from the Billings and Northern at Billings. No 45's train into Sheridan. Monday morning, in charge ot Conductor McNaliy, lost control of the air and run down the hill into the yards. Engineer Wagner was just bringing out No. 44's engine and was hit by No. 45's double header at the south end of the yards. All three engines were slightly damaged, No. 44's engine to such an extent it had to go back to the house and another engine furnished. No one was injured, nor any cars derailed. Gone Forever. .Ten years ago a Box Butte farmer put his initials on a dollar bill. The next day he went to Alliance and spent it with a merchant. Before the year was out he got the dollar back. Four times in six years the dollar came back to him for produce, and three times he heard of it in the pockets of his neigh bor. The last time he got it back was four years ago. He sent it to a mail order house. He has never seen it since and never will. That dollar bill will never pay any more school taxes for him, will never brighten any more homes iu the county of Box Butte. Trade at the "Bee Hive" store where your dollar buys the most anyway, and where you may get it back again. 4- it k--x-x--x--xx--x--xx--m--x.?. $ REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS X Y nKi'ouTEn uy y a.I" HALllUIDOE, Bonded Abstractor 4. H--XXX--;r-X--X--X--X-H--XX- Maverick Loan & Trust Co. to Francis T. Parker, sw 5, 8-249, 850.00 Charles S. Marine and Lorenzo Snow to George Hitschew, sw 4, s, se and sw 5; se e sw, sw 0; nw 7; n nw, ne and ne se 8; w nw and nw sw 9, 28-52, $9,000, Arthur Bass to Otis Bass, e 11, sw 12, 26-52, $3,000. Harry E. Jones to Hattie E. Sherwood, ne X of 32, 27-49, 52,500. Wanted to Winter 300 to 400 cat tle, plenty of hay aud range. D. W. Albright, Keuomi, Sheridan Co., Neb., or Hall & Graham, Alliance. Carpet cleaning by the Vacuum sys tem. No more free rooms. Prices right. Phone 507. L. H. Brown, t-tf WE PRINT SALE BILLS ANB PRINT THCM RIGHT MADISON SQUARE GARDEti. Widely Known New York Structure Which May Be Razed. One of the best known structures In New York city Is the Madison Square Garden, recently the scene of Impos ing demonstrations lu honor of the Democratic and Republican caudldates for the presidency. The Garden Is now In danger of being torn down and re placed by stores and skyscrnplng ofllco buildings. An effort Is being nindo to bring about Its purchase by the mu nicipality. The building was erected originally as a sort of public enter prise, the Idea being that It would fur nish the city what It very much need ed n great structure for the holding of exhibitions and large public meet ings of various kinds. Its tower Is noted for Its architectural beauty and THE MADISON SQCABE OAHD12 TOWER. Is surmounted by a statue of Diana, the work of Augustus St. Gandens. The flcbleuess of the city's growth defeated the very purpose for which the structure was built, as, Instead of being In the center of the city's zone of theaters and hotels. It soon found Itself on the outskirts. In consequence the theuter and the music hall have been losers. The arena has been the chief source of Income, but it wns not rented often enough at the price of $1,000 n night to counterbalance the losses. It has been the scene of the gay and fashlonuble horse show and the Old Guards' ball, of the livelier French ball nnd the Arlon ball, of prizefights, of bicycle races, field sports nnd the military show, of auto mobile shows, electrical shows, the sportsman show, tho circus yearly, the Wild "West nnd ninny kindred amuse mentsT It has held great, crowds nt political rallies nnd at civic demon strations. On Its roof, In the shadow of the graceful tower, where he had 11 studio. Stanford White, the nrchlteot Whose genius worked out Its beautiful' lines, was slnln by Harry Tlmw amid tho gnyety of an opening night. SYSONBY IN A MUSEUM. Rare Honors Accorded Skeleton of a Famous Race Horse. An honor never before bestowed on any other rnclug horse In the world fell to tho lot of Sysonby, probably the greatest race horse of the century. SYSONBY IN ACTION, IN LIFE AND DEATH. when that equlne's memory was per petuated by the mounting of this won derful racing machine's reconstructed skeleton nt the Museum of Natural History, New York, In a position de pleting him In full flight over the turf, with nil four feet "In the nlr." Sysonby was foaled at James R. Keene's Castleton breeding farm, Kentucky, In 1002. Both sire nnd dam were Imported from Englaud. In his brief career, running as a two and three year old, Sysonby captured all tho rich turf events of his day, winning fourteen of tne fifteen races he ever started In. The ofllclul life work on the track of this great speed king was the running of only twelve and one-half miles, for which he won $178,100, said to be one of the largest earning performances of any horse In the world. A Messenger's Message. "Sam," asked the flrst messenger boy, "got any novels to swap?" "I got 'Big Foot Bill's ltevenge" replied tho other. "Is It a long story?" "No. You can finish It easy In two messages." Ally Sloper. Ending the Troubte. "I thought you were engaged?" "Well. 1 was for awhile." "DM sho throw you over?" "Oh. no. I found out sho had an artificial arm, so I broke It off." New York Herald. - t -ii "rrrrrw lVrTiiT-" - 7'rTT-7""", TRIPLE SURPRISE. It Came With a Pleasant Opting In New Auto Car. A well known author, who for some years has been an enthusiastic ad mirer of the automobile, had an amus ing experience, which she describes lu the Bohemian. A new model al ways attracted her attention, she de clares, and when she came out of the New York hotel where Bhe was stay ing and Baw a fine new car standing unoccupied by the curb she stopped to admire It: While I examined It and gazed with envy n frlond, nlso interested In autos, cume down the steps and approached the machine. "Isn't it Btunnlng!" he said. I agreed enthusiastically and addftd that the machine was tantalizing me, as I did so long to take a spin, that my chauffeur was 111 and that I was afraid to run my car through the city. "Why, I will take you," he said. "I haven't anything to do this afternoon. Where shall we go?" We got in, and I suggested Coney. To make a long story short, the de lightful ride gave us an appetite. We stopped for dinner and then went out to Sea Gate to call upon friends. As we were crossing the bridge on our way home at about 11 o'clock my friend Inquired, "At what garage do you keep your machine?" At the question a terrible possibility dawned upon me, and with the re membrance of a certain unfainlllarity that he bad displayed at the first In regard to tho running of tho car the situation became Instantly clear. Ho had thought that the machine was mine, and I had been equally secure In the belief that It was his. In other words, we had calmly gone off with some one else's property. You may Iranglne our feelings. We felt confident that we would be ar rested on our way uptown. We rolled up to the hotel Inwardly quaking. After much Inquiry nnd explaining we found the indignant owner. For tunately he knew me slightly and had a well developed sense of humor, In spite of a rather forbidding expres sion as we first faced him with our unfortunnte story. I think he believed us. His parting remark, however, was rather puzzling, although he said It with evident cordiality: "Whenever you'd like to use the ma chine again Just lot me now." A SURPRISED CAT. Gautier's Pet and Its Experience With a Parrot. Of all cat Btorles the best Is one told by Theophllc Gnutler, the French nov elist. He kept many cats, the favor ite being "Madame Theophlle," and she was his constnut compnulon by day and night. One day a friend, who was going nway a short time, brought Gnutler a parrot, to be taken care of during his absence. The bird, finding; Itself In a strange place, climbed up to the top of Its perch In a rather frightened manner. Madame Theophlle had never seen a parrot beforo and regarded the creature with manifest surprise. After u period spent In profound meditation, summoning up all tho no tions of natural history she had picked up in the yard, the gardeii and on the roof, she plainly came to the conclu sion that the newcomer was a green chicken. This result attained, the next proceeding of Mndame Theophlle wns to lay herself flat on the floor, like a panther, watching her prey. The purrot did not like this at all; It ruffled its feathers and rattled Its chain uneasily. Then Mndame Theo phlle came creeping nearer, her nose quivering, her eyes half closed, wlill slight thrills of pleasure ran along her backbone at the Idea of the meal she was about to make. Another moment and she sprang upon the perch. The parrot Instantly straightened up nnd said In n deep bass voice, "Have you breakfasted, Jacko?" This utterance so terrified the cat that she sprang backward. All her ornithological Ideas were overthrown. "And on what?" continued the par rot gravel y. "On sirloin?" The cat cast a glance at her master as If to say: "This Is not a bird. It Is a gentleman. It talks!" And then she promptly hid herself under tho bed, nnd from that refuge she could not be Induced to stir during tho whole day, St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Adages of Morocco. In an article on the people of Morocco a writer In Paris Figaro snys: "They have some queer adages nnd some that closely resemble ours. Thus they say, The camel cannot see its hump, but plainly sees the one of Its neighbor;' He who depends on his neighbor will go to bed hungry;' 'A wise enemy Is better than a stupid friend!' 'Cross tho rushing stream, but beware of the quiet, noiseless one;' 'In this world there are three things not to be trust edluck, women nnd horses;' 'Mount ing a horse, loosing the hunting dogs and hearing earrings rattle drive dull care away.'" A Heavy Load. Pop (looking up from the paper) I see there's a new baby hippopotamus at the zoo. What are you laughing at, Johnnie? Johnnie (who is almost as bright as he looks) I was Jus' laughln' to think of the stork carryln' a hlp perpotnmus! Cleveland Plain Dealer. Compensation. "Speakln of de law of compensation," said TJncle Eben, "an automobile goes faster dan n mule, but at de same time It hits harder an balks longer." Washington Star. Every one knows best where hU own shoe pinches. German Proverb. N