H -ti R' rv ? MA - ftia- iW-f' &, ft ' IK 1. - H THOUGHTS ON BUSINESS BY WALDO PONDRAY WARREN WHY MISTAKES ARE MADE MISTAKES do not "happen" they are the results of causes. A vast measure of time, money, and oppor tunity Is lost In making mistakes and trying to rectify them. To correct mistakes Is a good work, but to prevent them Is a. far higher achievement. The "ounce of prevention" may bo applied by carefully considering some of the chief causes of errors In business. They are: Carelessness, Inattention and superficial Interest; Laziness not being willing to take the trouble; Accepting appearances as facts without investigation; Proceeding without discussion or advice; Impulsive decisions not well thought out; Lack of foresight and preparation; Wrong theories and biased advice; False economy and desire for gain; Lack of tact and thoughtfulness; Forgetting and neglect of duty; Depending on those not properly Instructed; Failure to take due precautions; Failure to safeguard weak points; Ov'erconfidence and exaggerated hopes. The remainder may be chaHtably classed as the result of human frailty a last resort in explaining mistakes that can not be rectified nor traced to their roots In undeveloped char acter. (Copright, IM7, by Jotapb. D. BowletJ Celebrated Jackson The AUTOMOBILE fWBK ;gBBMHrjfJ ISSPyxLjSlSlBisMssjMMsS? For Full Particulars RJ.BETZOLD GENERAL AQT. FOR WESTERN NEBRASKA ALLIANCE HOSPITAL GRADUATED NURSES IN ATTENDANCE HOSPITAL STAFF Dr. letlwood, Dr. Bowman, Dr. Hand, Dr. Copsey . Open to All Reputable Physicians. . Address all communications to THE MATRON, ALLIANCE HOSPITAL, Alliance, Nebraska. First-class Views and Commercial Work j Alliance Art Wo M. E. UREHE, Propr. Artistic Portraits a Specialty ALLIANCE. NE1IR. - For TOP SALES, GOOD FILLS and ' PROMPT REMITTANCES SHIP TO T. A. G G 13 R O S. Live Stock Commission Company 107-109 Exchange Building South Omaha, Neb., Mtjr W us the 14-fash-foaed sesuhM OtkTaa CaHferala leather. Very tost MataaMc Olvw leag, faKftful service. Trias Blags perfect. 1 brail, Irish Haea. Werkmea, waiter hjc chaafcs. Made In all 4 1 y I s. Ask your dealer he has them. 3Uod up for Nebraska. ENDS OF TRACES STAMPED BucKstaff Bros. Mfg. Co. - Enlarged Portraits In Every Style j & & - BUCKSTAFF BB HARNESS 9 THE BEST MADE LUeolai Nss. 'll l II Xv UVK 1 I P&J Humor and Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH REMINISCENT. Hack to the town where I M-as born To 8C0 the boys attain Who used to jro to school with m When wo were little men. To talk about the nnclont pranks On whloli we used to thrive ' And cause the teacher, young and prim. To know slio was alive; ' . To tread tlio old familiar ground Where In the long nco Quite methodless my Infant feet Wont lightly to and fro; To talk with ancient cltUon- Awhile for old time's sake Whoso applo trees I used to rob And get the stomach actio; To wander where the babbling brook Across the meadow stole And see with my delighted eyes The old time swimming hole, To gmxe Into Its murky depths. To wonder at the time I had the nerve and recklessness To plunge Into that slime. 'h. city of my boyhood days. Oh, village of my birth, I used to think that you were Just The finest place on earth! But now that I have been around And have a wider view I find that there are here and there Some towns as fine" as you. Something Elss. "Have a cigar?" "No. 1 never uso tobacco." "Have a cigarette, then," Quite Likely. "It Is easy enough to plumb n worn an's mind." "Is itr "Yes." "There Is another thing that Is easy too." . "What?" "Getting your plums canned." Where Luck Counts. "A man can do anything he makes np bis mind to do." ,lThlnk so?" . "Yes. It is all a matter of will." "Ever try to break the hank at Monte Carlo?" . ,, - . . ' ,'-. , 1 Disqualified. . "1 come to you for your cnndld opln Ion." "I have no candid opinion." "No?" "No; I am n politician." .1 Explained. ' "Are you fond of autumn, Mr. Brown?" 1 "Why, I am n married man." "Well, what's the answer?" ''Housecleanlng time." No Recourse. Suppose the football game Is slow, Tou have to hold the sack. If no one In the game Is killed You get no money back. Cast Him Out. "I hear that Jobtax has set tled down since his marriage." "Yes; he has become a stuid family mau." - "Never goes out with the boys at nil?" "No. Ho has cut tliein out 80 completely that they got togeth er the other evening and for mally expelled him from the town paluters' union." WHEN THE BABY CRIES ' Don't let the mother see that it an noys you; some women arc Just con trary enough to tako delight In ,nnuoy. lug, nnd the child might hurt himself. Let him have your watch to play with; he may be a master mechanic lc embryo, and there Is nothing like en icouroglng latent talent. 1 Don't tell his mother that be look? Hike her at this crucial moment; just 'remark contemptuously that as a pocket edition of his dad the youngstei strikes you as a howling success. ( If ho has any particularly young and tgood looking aunties you might turn yourself into n Jack-in-the-box for hit edification; you will thereby add muc'n to the joyousness of the young ladle) when they roclto tho Incident to hilari ous friends. Ask anxiously what la tho matte; 1 with the perturbed father while hlj (offspring is taking lung exercise; yoo will thus prove your friendly concern land lucldently get set down mentally as an Idiot. (SKfiO OUT I ! A INT -3( WORKING A SWINDLE. The Way That Clever Rouues Operate Through the Malls. Uncle Snm is a proud and watch ful of his mails us u father of his favorite child, yet it is through tho j poalofllce that tho succulent "suck er" is so frequently ticRed for, Borne-1 times by n thin lino of correspond-' ence reeled out 11,000 miles away, ' and he has been known to Bimp at one hook with avidity while nt tho' thno he had another in his fiilla. One man engaged n small room in a downtown oftleo building, New Yovk, installed a single typewriter, j which ho manipulated himself, and ' from an investment of less than j $300 within two months cleared over ' $10,000. How did ho do itP Letj us go back to the day that his ofllce j rent began. lurst, he had his door adorned with handsome gold lettering, as fol lows: "Henry Ilarriman, Watch and Diamond Merchant." A capacious letter box was than attached to the door, and, removing his coat, Henry Ilarriman, with a newspaper directory at his elbow, struck off several hundred typewrit ten letters to as many different newspapers throughout the country, inclosing in each letter 10 cents in stamps and asking that he bo for warded a copy of the latest edition. As fast as copies of these papers came in he looked ovor the death columns and, selecting one or two likely names from each paper, sent the decedent a typewritten letter begging that he kindly remit the $10 balance duo and tho hundred dollar diamond ring which ho had purchased would go forward by ex press. A neat bill was inclosed with the letter, made out as though $90 in installments had already been paid in on the diamond. When this letter reached its des tination (and with it was sent an il lustrated folder of watch and dia mond bargains) it was opened by tho widow of the decedent, and thirteen times out of a baker's dozen tho $10 was remitted in hasto by "that sur prised yet not less pleased lady. An early letter informed tho widow that her remittance had been received and tho diamond would go forward by express within twenty days direct from the importing house. Should alio fail to receive it, would she be good enough to notify the firm, etc. When the po3tofTicc inspectors looked into the matter somo two months later they found correspond ence showing that Henry Ilarriman, watch and diamond merchant, had netted over $10,000, but that gen tleman had thoughtfully betaken his person to. greener fields. Don Mark Lemon in Bohemian Magazine. Prefers Wood to Paper. Tho looker on was watching a contractor doing some figuring where his men were building a house. He took out his pencil and carefully put away in his pocket a small block of paper, which, how ever, was evidently intended to be used for hasty scribbling and notes. Then he commenced a frenzied search for a small block of wood and finally compromised by figuring vig orously on the framo of a.window. "Why didn't you use the paper ?" humbly questioned the looker on. The contractor looked, surprised. Then he laughed. "To tell you the truth, I don't know," he said, "ex cept that I've got into tho habit of working on anything else but a piece of paper, so never feel at homo un til I have found a scrap of wood or something." Boston tteeord. Too Fair For Use. "The late Bishop Potter," said a famous beauty ut a dinner in New York, "could pay charming compli ments. He paid me a charming compliment when I was a young girl. "It was at a country house in Vermont. Bishop Potter was very busy in the library one morning when I entered. He at once asked mo to help him. He gave me a list of chanty subscriptions to add up. As I set to work Bishop Potter, bending over me, said: " 'You must forgive me. I have gravo compunctions about asking iyo.u toio anything useful. It is as if one should cat hash from a gold dish carved by Benvcnuto Cellini or use for a napkin a square of Vene tian lace.' " An Exciting Pursuit. Once at an international photo graphic congress the question was raised which was tho most exciting pursuit in connection with the cam era. One member averred, "Photo graphing wild beasts in Africa' Another gave it as his opinion that photographing tho treacherous sum mits of tho Alps nnd Himalayas was tho most nerve racking; another mentioned submarine photography. Whon they had nil finished, a pale, wild eyed man got up and said: "Gentlemen, all these things are placid diversions compared with my specialitv. I am a child photogra- I pher." Strand Magazine. Money Laid Out On Groceries in our store is always well spent. You get your full money's worth, besides the satis faction that you nro consuming ouly pure goods. Even nil tlio Canned goods that arc so much consumed during the summer season are bought by us from the most reputable packing houses, with their guar antee that we can warrant the purity ot each article to our customers. Our Pickles, Soup, Sardines and Fruits are tho best manufactured today. JAMES GRAHAM Seven room flodern House $3,200. A fine seven-room, modern house located in the best resi dence district in Alliance, on Laramie avenue. This house has a good hot-air furnace, electric lighted throughout, bath room, lavatory, etc. A good steel range connected with the hot-water system, goes with the house. Dumb waiter to basement, good elec tric lighted barn, laundry, etc. This will not last1 get in now and see it. Nebraska . Land Co. J. C: MrCoRKLE, Mgr. Lloyd C. Thomas, Sec'y. Phone 28 1-Alliances Natl. Bank Blk. Try My Flour and you won't have any more worry about your bread. My brands of Ai and Cow are not excelled anywhere in this country, and ladies who have used them are my best adver tisers. PhwwNa. 71 R, PhmNt.95 J. ROWAN THE FtfiUR AND FEEB MAH G. G. Gadsiiv T. J. TllKELKELO THE GADSBY STORE Funeral Directors and Embalmers. FUNERAL SUPPLIES OFFICE PHONE 4QvS . RESIDENCE PHONES 207 and 510- Your Printing It should be a fit representative of row business, which means' the high grade, ar tistic kind. That.s the kind we do. AH EXCELLENT ASSORTMENT OF TYPE, GOOD PRESSES AND TYPOGRAPHICAL ARTISTS These represent our facilities for doiaf the kind of printing that will please yea. The prices are right, and prompt delivery the invariable rule at this office. fH-H-HM"I"I"I"I"I"I"i--H"I'. gIDIEIETI'XS'X' i f Office in Alliance National Bank Blk. X Over PostofEce. ,'. p'hnnn mi t ..w-w J. d. W-M-W-WM-iI3M-M LEGAL NOTICE. The State ot Nebraska, I In the Comity llor llutte County, f Court In matter of the oatato of Morris KelloKff. j To tho creditors of Mild estate: You win uno notice that i will sit at ttie t'Aunty court room In Alliance, on Monday. May l . ill, 11109. at 10 o'clock u.m. to recclvo nod examine an ciunns against, saia estmo, wmi a view t their iJuitmurit and allowance. Tho time limited tor the presentment of clnims Hgulnst said estate Is six months from tho tilth day ot November I WW, and the time nimltod for their payment Is one year from uumI 18th day of November, 1006. All claims galntt sal-il rotate not presented to the court by said 17th (lay of May, 1900, will bo forever barred. Witness my hand and the teal of our County Court this 10th day of November, 1D0A (sea 1.1 L. A. IIkhuv. Ip Nor l9-3tr County Judce. UWaci, "Htst st 5oTboVv"S(lttUa &rv Suyq'vcoX Cases GaV&cs a SyXtaU$ "R.aUs, o o $fc ?bt seec GEO. T. HAND, M. D. EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT Ecs Tested and Glasses Fitted. DR. G. W. MITCHELL, Phvslctun nno Bartfeon Dy nnd night ctll OMco over noguc Store. Fhoueltt. H. A. COPSEY, M. D. Physician and Surxson Phone 300 Calls nnsnered promptly day and night from oRllce. Oftlces $Alllnnce National Ksnlt Unltulnfrnrorthe rostumce. DR. CHAS. E. SLAQLE WITH DR. BELLWOOD Special Attention Paid to Eye Work GEO. J. HAND, HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Formerly Ihterno Uosaeopathto Hos pital University ot Iowa. Phone 231. Office ovkt Alliance Shoe 8tea Residence Phone SSI. DR. C. H. CHURCHILL PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON (Successor to Drl J. E. Moore) OFFICE IN FLETCHER BLOCK Ofllco hours H-12 o.m.i 2-4 p.m. 7;30-9 p,m. Office Phone 62 Ucs. Phone, 85 Drs. Bowman & Veber PHYSICIANS AND SUKGEONS First National Bank BIdg. Hoonia 456 Office hours, 10 to 12 a. m., U30 to 4, 7 to 8 p. tn. Office Phone G5 Res. Phone 16 & 184 T, J. THRELKELD, Undertaker and Embalmer OFFICE PHONE 20? RES. PHONE 498 ALLIANCE, NEBR, A. H. THORNTON, Physician and Surgeon Office Pltoue, No. 4 Res. Phono,. No. 187. OFFICE IN-NORTON BLOCK' Drs. CoppernoK & Petersen OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS (Succeors to Drs. Tres & llutfe) 17 and 18 Rumer Block Office Phone 43, Residence io AUG. F. HORNBURG Private Nurse Phone 492 WILLIAM MITCHELL, ATTORNEY AT LW. ALLIANCE, NEBRASKA. EUGENE BURTON Attorney at Law Office in rooms formerly occupied by R, C. Noleman, First Nal'l Bank blk 'Phone 180. ALLIANCE, NEB. H. M. BULLOCK. Attorney at Law, A.X-1L.IA.NOIG. NEB. SMITH P. TOTTLE. (BA B. XA88 TUTTLE & TASH, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. REAL ESTATE, North MalnSt., ALLIANCE. NEB WILCOX & BROOME LAW AND LAND ATTORNEYS. Loog experience in state and federal courts and as Register and Receiver U. 8. Land Office is a guarantee for prompt aal efficient service. Office tn Land Office Building. ALLIANCE NEBRASKA. "