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J. B, KNIHST , . . . . Associate Editor
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Entered at the postoffico at Alliance,
Nebraska, or transmission through the
mails, as second-class matter.
"I write when Uio fit takes me," saya
Jack London. Ho should consult a,
specialist and be cured of fits.
tyow we hoar of a Chicago waiter who
has saved up 525,000. It only goes to
prove that all things como to tho man
who waits.'
Tho only explicit statement made
concerning Grovcr Cleveland's illness
is that ho is suffering from three physi
cians. Attention is' called to tho fact that no
improvement has been mado in the
stylo of fish hooks in 200 years. Same
is true of fish Btorics.
A Brooklyn man who recently dieJ
left half his fortune to a bartender.
Most men attend to that part of the job
during their lifetime.
The theory that there is no such thing
(is hydrophobia 1ms its general accept
ance retarded by the fact that persons
still dio from hydrophobia.
A newspaper says "tho big financial
interests are warming up to Taft." Per
haps they think the president will make
it hot for.thom if thev don't.
Tho bankers understand what Mr.
Bryan means by tho guaranteeing ono
another, but whaHhcv want to know is
whether tho presidential candidates are
prepared to do as much.
William Jennings Bryan was acci
dently locked in the whito houso during
tho lato, governors' convention. This
time next year Mr. Bryan may be car
rying a latch key to that establishment
himself,,
Tho republican national qommittpe
has announced a priro of S150 for tho
best-essayon the subject, "Why should
the republican party bd'successful next
November?" It 'is- rumored "that tho
committee is making no rash promises,
as it don't believe it will have to put up
jjhe cash. . ...
Tho depositors in Oie first bank that
failed in Oklahoma since tho new guar
antee law went into effect were paid
their money as soon as the institution
was taken in charge by the state author
ities. A similar law in Nebraska would
be a mighty good thing.
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DThis country needs a fashion maga
ziuo for common people. Pick up any
fashion magazine and you will find tho
stylos suited for millionaires only. Be
sides the figures represented are so wasp
waisted that the styles shown would not
look well on healthy people.
Gov. Hoke Smith of Georgia, recent
ly called the Augusta Chronicle "the
champion liar of the state," whereupon
tho Chronicle designated the Honorable
Hoke "the most colossal political fraud
that ever shot across tho horizon."
From this we conclude that the receut
state campaign in Cracker-land was hot
stuff.
It is thought by some of the national
politicians that LaFollette will go over
to the Bryan ranks this fall, and as the
Wisconsin senator has a large following
the defection is bound to prove serious
to the republican cause. Many people
think that the republican leaders are
throwing away all chances of success
at the polls.
' An Indiana judge refused to grant a
license for intoxicating liquors, though
the applicant had complied with all the
state law requirements which recognizes
the rights of a citizen to engage in the
business. The judge assigned as his
reasons that the traffic made widows
and orphans, broke up homes, made
murderers, filled poorhouses and peni
tentiaries, and furnished subjects for
the hangman.
Last year Sir William Crookes pre
dieted that unless the wheat yield was
increased there would be a world fam
ine, and was loudly denounced as an
alarmist. Within the year his predict
ed statement came true, as the world
now has a deficit of four hundred mill
ion bushels. The United States has a
surplus available for export of four hun
dred and ninetytbree millions, and can
supply the demand only by selling from
the eroergenqysupply. ,
UNITED
DEMOCRACY
No Doubt as to tho Ouioome
at Denver.
BRYAN ON THE FIRST BALLOT
Republican Dofectlcn Assure tto Tri
umph of the Nebmskan at tho Polls,
Fight For Congress to. Be Vigorously
Waged, With the Odde In Favor of
the Democracy Vloe Presidential
Timber A Lie That Failed.
By WILLIS J. AUBOT.
Tho henry hand of tho administra
tion was laid upon tho Republican na
tional commltteo in order to forco it to
do tho Roosevelt will in 'determining
contests for delegates to Chicago.
Renlly it was a llttlo "raw," as tho po
litical phraso goes, for Mr. Hitchcock,
who managed tho Taft campaign,
to appear In tho commltteo with a
proxy for hlmsolf nnd with proxies for
two salaried Tnft employees. Tho situ
ation was somewhat remlulflccnt of n
convention of Mr. Hearst's Independ
ence league in which all tho Independ
ent statesmen present wero on tho pay
roll of tho Henrst newspapers.
After the Convention, What?
Of courso the first trick In tho an
tlonnl political gamo la to get nomi
nated, but Secretary Taft is likely to
unu out mat uiu tlrst trick Is not tho
wholo gamo. Tho heavy hand with
which his nomination has been prac
tically forced has left Its black and
bluo spots on tho body of tho Re
publican party, nnd tho sufferers aro
not likely soon to forgot them. When
the earnest ndvocntcH of such lifelong
Republicans as Speaker Cannon, Sonn
tor Knox. Scnntor La Follctto nnd Vice
President Fnirbnnks withdraw from n
meeting of tho Republican nationnl
commltteo with tho statement thnt tho
commltteo wns packed nnd was' not
gathered to do Justice to nil factions,
but merely to forco ono candidate upon
tho party, it portends ovll nnd disaster
for thnt candidate. That was tho out.
como of tho first two sessions of the
Republican national commltteo.
Given u tight within the organization
of his own pnrty, with tho bitter hos
tility of organized labor, which has
exceeded in extent nuythlng which two
mouths ago nny ono could havo sus
pected; with tho negro vote, which in
tho tier of states north of tho Ohio
river almost holds the balanco of pow
er, nnd with the revolt of tho old
soldier element duo tp his almost in
credible folly in attacking General
GrarJt In an oration dellverod at
Grnnfs tomb and in tho prosenco of
Grant'B son, Socrotary Taft will face
soino political troubles after tho con
vention which ho and Roosevelt con
trol goal! havo nominated him. ;
The Demooratlo Outlook.
So far as tho Denver-convention is
concerned, lta outoomo has ceased to
bo in any doubt whatsoever. Mr.
Bryan will bo nominated on tho flrat
ballot, will dominate tho convention
and therefore will bo ablo to avert
tho tlmo honored practice of thoso who
deslro to commit treachery of writing
n platform upon which tho cnndldato
cannot Btaud. Tho most bitter news
paper opponont of Mr. Bryan concedes
to him enough votes to bring him with
in sovonty-two noccesary to nomina
tion up to Juno 7. I am quoting from
tho Now York World. But tho World
puts Pennsylvania, Rhode Island nnd
Connecticut In tho unlnstracted and
tho hostilo column. Out of those states,
no ono of which adopted tho unit rule,
Mr. Brynn wll not get less than sixty
votes. It describes tho six votes pt tlie
District of Columbia ns contested. The
ronteBt Is the veriest farce, and in all
probability the contesting delegation
will never go to Denver.
Two Possible Vice Presidents.
Tho talk of tho nomination of John
Mltcholl for vlco president does not
down. If ho wero really seeking it
or if friends wore seoklng It for him
witli nny sort of concerted effort ho
would, in my Judgment, bo nominated.
But Uioro Is n concerted effort in Illi
nois to secure his nomination for gov
ernor of that Btato. Tho argument Is
mndo that with Mitchell for governor
In tho Btato In which ho was brought
Ul) and in Which ihn wil mtnnru nn
only less numerous than thoy aro in!
iennsyivnuia tho stato would be
swuug as readily as If ho wero on tho
national tlckot If that courso should
bo adopted It would be poeelblo to
get tho Mitchell strength In ono state
and put a candidate on tlo national
tlckot who mfght swing another stato.
Tho work that Is being done for Rep
resentative Francis Burton Hnrrlson is
being conducted something along this
Hue. Mr. ITarrlson Is ablo nnd de
servedly popular. His family is one
of the best known in tho south, his
fnthor having been secretary to Jeffer
son Davis and having been arrested
when tho deposed president of tho
"lost cause" was captured. Mr. Harri
son is well known on tho Pacific coast.
The Fight For Congress.
Chnlrmau Lloyd of the uatlonal Dem
ocratic congressional committee has
opened headquarters Ip the Union
Trust company building in Washing
ton and is prepared to send out docu
ments to till Democrats or others de
airing information on tho Issues of tho
coming congressional campaign. Mr.
Lloyd has begun his work with a vigor
thnt argues Well for Its outcome. In
deed, tho situation politically is such
ns" to encourage a Bturdy Democrat
to fight for tho next house. There are
almost forty congressional districts In
each one of which a change of a very
few hundred vote would substitute a
Democrat for tho sitting Republican,
and Lloyd proposes to make that
change. The chnlrman Is a stanch
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friend of Mr. Bryan and was -dotted
to his present position by tho united
voto of the militant Brynn men In the
bouse of rcproBciitathvs. With tho
chnnooa for a Democratic president so
good ns thoy ar now every effort
should be made to keep In congress
men who aro known to ho In accord
with the principles of the probable
Democratic presidential nominee. Fr
example, there is Henry T, Ralney in
the Twentieth district of Illinois. At
ono tlmo bo wns the only Democratic
member In congress from ,that state.
Ho has fought well and ably for tariff
revision against the wood pulp and
print paper tariff nnd for free raw ma
terial to be used In shipbuilding, I
select tho case of Mr. Ralney as an
Illustration Rlraply because 1 hnvo
some reason to believe that the pro
tected Industries nnd come of the
un-Democratlc Democrats within tho
party are likely to make a fight upon
him. There nro doubtless othor In
stances of tho samo sort. It behooves
Democrats who hope for n Democratic
administration, backed by a Democrat
ic congress, to fight for the return to
tno uouso nnd to the eonnto of tho men
Who In the days of adversity which,
wo bellovo, are now passing havo stood
for tho pnrty and for the cnuBo.
Bryan nnd Ryan.
Tho mnllgnant effort of a New York
paper to make It appear that In 1004
Mr. Bryan received $20,000 from
Thomas F. Jtyan ns tho prlco of his
support for Judge Parker has fallen
exceedingly flat. The chargo was ex
plicit nt tho outset, and tho assertion
was mndo thut tho money was handed
to Mr. Bryan's brother-in-law by W. F.
Sheehnn, chnlrman of tho oxecutlvo
commltteo of tho Democratic national
commltteo. Now, Mr. Sheohnn Is not
and never hns been n political friend
of Mr. Bryan, yet he met this situa
tion as any man of honor and self re
spect would. Ho wrote to Mr. Bryan
a letter, which he gnvc to tho press,
stating that tho $115,000 sent to tho
Stato commltteo of Nebraska for use
In thnt state wns taken from the gen
oral fund of tho Democratic national
committee, to which there were many
contributors. Ho did not say whether
Mr. Pulitzer was a contributor, but
Mr. Pulitzer's contributions to Demo
cratic politics hnvo 'been chiefly con
fined to attacking Democratic candi
dates. There wns no more reason to
bellevo, according to Mr, Sheehnn, that
this was $15,000 from Thomas F. Ryan
than that It was $15,000 from thlrty'rto
forty different contributors, and finally
tho chnlrman of the executive commlt
teo concluded his letter by declaring
tnat Dp know well that Mr. Ryan had
no knowledge of the contribution or tb
tho purposes to which It had been put
As for the story that the money was
paid ns the price of Bryan's suppor.tJof
Parker I can speak with some personal
knowledge. Before he left St Louis
nfter thqt most disastrous and not
wholly crodlthblo convention ho ntr,
sonully told mo that ho would go ln,to
the campaign for Parkor notwithstand
ing" Tils opposition to tho New York
man's nomination. Tho money re
ferred to was not sent to Nebraska for
many weeks after thnt conversation. I
might note In 'passing nlso that Sir.
Bryan volunfeored to speak In New
York stnto for Judgo Parker, but the
sapient mnnngora of thnt pentlomap's
campaign asked the Nebrnsknn not-to
como. Tho stato wns lost by tho big.
gest hostile majority ever given In n
presidential cnmpnlgn.
Chandler of New Hampshire.
Former Scnntor Chandler Bill Chan
dler, ns ho Is potter known Is In
gravo danger of becoming a Demo
crat, nnd a radical Democrat at thnt.
In a Bpeech before a negro audlenco
In Washington the other night ho
urged his audience to Impress uion
their fellow men of color the necessity
of voting the Democratic tlckot In tho
.event that Mr. Taft should bo nominat
ed. But ho went further than this,
no Insisted thnt the present situation
of the negro In the south wns due to
tho fact that the mon of that race had
always voted the Republican ticket,
would always bo expected to voto it.
nnd that for that reason thoy might
not oxpect any favors from tho pnrty
to which they were shnckled by wrist
nnd ankle. Sonntor Chandler wound
up by urging tho voters of tho colored
race to break away from tho Repub
lican party and by n certain manifes
tation of independence wring cither
from that party or from the Democrat
ic party, to which ho urged their vote
should bo given, political concessions
for themselves. ,
Nobody hns ever accused Chandler
of being other than a machine Repub
lican. He wns one of the great factors
in the Louisiana returning board which
finally nnd fraudulently seated Ruth
erford B. Hnyes In tho White nouso.
True, it may be said that he is out of
ofllco and expressing the vindictive
uess of a man who has lost, first, the
place of a Uultcd States senator nnd,
second, a high place under the appoint
ment of tho president of the United
States. -But a railroad beat him for
United States senator because he was
too frauk and outspoken. The presi
dent dropped him from his executive
position for precisely the samo reason.
In these days of equal autocracy In tho
White House and In railroad offices
the rann who thinks for. himself and
who speaks accordlug to his thought
Is exceedingly Uablo to suffer. That
has been tho enso with Bill Chnndler.
And that uow from his station ns a
mere private citizen, but with his ex
tended acquaintance and his brilliant
intellect, lio continues to keep up his
fight shows surely that he has In him
the stuff that heroes are made of. The
negro vote to which he nppetls holds
the balance of power In the states
which border the northern sh!e of tho
Ohio river. Tho fight which he has
begun may be of vital importance In
the pending presidential campaign.
Washington, D. C.
THE STOCKMEN
A Good Crowd, a Good Meeting and a
Good Timi Governor Shelden and
a Stuffed Steer Star Attractions.
Owing to unpropitious weather and
other causes tho attendance at tho an
nual meeting of the Stock Growers' As
sociation in this city last week was not
up to the average, but thoso who did
attend made up in Enthusiasm what
they lacked in numbers.
The meeting was hold in the Phelan
opera houee and was called to order at
half-past two o'clock Thursday after
noon by R. M. Hampton, president of
the stock growers' association.
Eugene Burton, county attorney of
BOX Butte. flplk'PIYvl n nont umlKntnino
address to tho stockmen and other vis
itors, and Bruce McCullough of the So.
Omaha Drovers' Journal, responded
with a spicy and witty speech.
Dr. R. A. Ramsev. of Washington.
D. C, who is connected with the na
tional bureau of animal industry, made
the first "long talk." His subject was
"Mange or Scabies." The Herald's
restricted space forbids even a summary
of this and the other able essays deliv
ered at this meeting.
Dr. Clark, of Denver, chief cattle in
spector, spoko briefly on the subject so
exhaustively treated by Dr. Ramsey.
T. B. McPherson, one of the South
Omaha delegation, spoke interestingly
on the questions of transportation and
commission charges. Mr. McPherson
is president of the national live stock
exchange and the So. Omaha exchange.
a stutted steer winch in life weighed
1750 pounds was an attraction of this
meeting that was visited by many. It
was exhibited in the old Rumer block.
Interesting addresses were delivered
by Dr. A. T. Peters and Dr. C. A. Mc
Kim, both of Lincoln, and others, on
Friday.
At the business meeting iu the after
noon the following officers were chosen:
President R. M. Hampton.Alliance.
Vice-President E. P. Meyers, Hy
annis. Secretary-Treasurer E. M. Searles,
Lincoln.
Governor Sheldon addressed the as
sociation Friday afternoon and made a
fine impression. He attended the ball
in the opera house Friday night and
was a boy among the b,oys. (His wife
was not with him). The governor made
many friends by his cordial, simple and
unaffected manners.
Enjoyable music was furnished dur
ing the sessions of the association nv
Miss Ethel Nolan, Miss Mary Smalley,
Mrs. J. O. Thomas and Mrs, W. S.
Cruikshank.
The following resolutions were-unanimously
adopted by the association:
Whereas, Tho Stock Growers Association
soma years uito ursed that 11 law hit mi,vi
creating the position of state veterinary Mid
preparing laws for protecting the uealtlnof
live stock wltlilh thn KtntiV ,w!
wiiereas. i nose laws nnvo to-ivxcrtaln.ol-,
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turn uocorno oosoieto anu need ciianglng.thgro
foro be It
Kesolvcd, That this Association appoint a
committee of throe, said committee tousle the
dlllc rent Uvo stock associations throughout
tho btuto thut tlioy consult togothqr nnd form
ulate w)8 laws for tho protection of health
of livasioek within tho state of Nebraska, this
commltteo to havo tha authority to rIvo tho
endorsement of this Association to suco a law
Itosolved further, That it Is tho opinion of
mil nociuuon inat it is ror tne uejit inter
ests of all Uvo stock breeders that a law bo
passed creating a sanitary board or Uvo stock
commission with proper poner and authority
to tinmllo all questions of contagious and in
fectious diseases among domestic animals In
tho state.
Hesolvcd, That we, In annual meeting as
bembled, wish tohhowonruppreclatlon of tho
splendid wrk done by our ifovornor, George
I. Sheldon, and tho secretary of agriculture,
James Wilson, In lormolatltig rnles which aro
rapidly stumping out mango, or scabies, from
tlm herds of Nebraska.
Uesolvcd further, That It is tho sento mid
opinion of this Association that wo approve
tho action of tho South Omaha stock e.xchuuge
111 Mm tint Inn (hntr liirnthnn ! mA 1 1 .. i,a
c-Abu holding that the stockyards was u com-
uiuu vainer.
I When You Buy 1
dui ji nunc
Tho Boms Hsrchtnts merit jronr rapport,
tber are tbe maiMUy of tin community.
And when ytm bmj of Horns H ercbaata.
buy of tbota who adrertito.
Muslin
Under
wear REGAN'S
Special
SALE
JUNIOR NORMAL NOTES ,
2 Professor Wilson gave an interest
ing talk at chapel Tuesday on loyalty.
Ho spoke of loyalty" to home, to teach
ere and to school, and gave some valu
able suggestions along the lino of school
ethics,
2 Miss Evelyn Elter, a normal stu
dent.resignedher position in tho Bridge
port schools to accept a nine months
rural school at $6o per month. She is
one of Cheyenuo county's most success
ful teachers, and tho district securing
her as teaeher is to be congratulated.
2 School began tho secqnd week with
as cood attendance an thnt nf Inst wni.
The enrollment Tuesday was 215.
Supts. Ritchie and Pate spent Sat
urday and Sunday in Sidney.
2 A class in vocal music has been or
ganized and will bo in chargo of Supt.
Phillips. The obiect in in ipsrh onnd
elements of mu9ic as should be taught
in rural schools.
I A. class in school law has been or
ganized and is in charge of Supt. Pate.
This class will study such parts of the
school law a3 should be known by all
teachers.
Tho members of tho faculty have
noted and commented upon the spirit
for work that seenls to be abroad thru
out ths entire body of students. Never
before has there been such a body of
students here for work as there seems
to be this year. There is no "new cer
tification" law now slnrinf rliocn inanh.
ers in the face and compelling them to
to attend in order to pass examinations.
Most of the tenchers here have certifi
cates in force, and am nttpnrlinrr frr..r.
the desire to better prepare themselves
ior uieir work. JJetter prepared teach-
crs are in uemand, and those who are
progressive will reap the benefit in in
creased salaries.
1 Some pchool directors are visiting
the uonn.iI for the purpose of selecting
teachers. This is a good plan, and di
rectors needing teachers would do well
to visit the schools and consult with
Principal Hayes or any of the countv
superintendents regarding teachers.
A. B. Persinger, president of the
school board at Lodge Pole, which is
ninety-seven miles from here, visited
the Normal to secure a teacher to take
the place of Miss McLennon, a normal
student who resigned to accept a posi
tion in tho Alliance schools. Mr. Per
singer was highly pleased with the large
enrollment of the normal and expressed
himself as strongly favoring the location
of a permanent state normal in this
part of the state.
2 Miss Clara Gifford, drawing super
intendent of the York schools, visited
the normal last week on behalf of thq
North State School Review and secured
a goodlv list of subscriher.q frlr rlria noiu
and newsy school journal.
? Students who enrolled since the last
issue of The Herald are as follows:-
Herbert Nelson, Nellie Calder, Agatha
Greet?. Alice Morris. Virginia U7oan
Winifred Spacht, Josie Hampton, Retta
Myers, Frances Lockwood, of Alliance:
Mary Rowland, of Bridgeport; Emily
Otteman, of Sidnev; S. J. Quantock,
of Minatare; Sadie Hanna; of Bayard?
Lily Colyer, of Eisco: Nina McFalh of
Lakeside; L. F. Cunningham, of Clara.
I Rev. Graves talked to the students
Wednesday on the poetry of the bible.
He told of what the poetry ot the East
consists, explained the different kiuds
and theu read extracts from the bible
illustrating the various kind. This is
the first of a series of talks on this sub
ject to be given by Rev. Graves.
I Prof. Walton has arranged for
meetings of the basket ball squad al
most every evening since the opening
of the normal but the daily rains to
which this country is subject have pre
vented their materializing, but on Tues
day evening the elements were favor
able and the first practice game played.
The ladies of the town have challenged
the normal team to a game to be played
in the near luture and the girls intend
to do their part to see that the normal
colors are not trailed in the dust.
I The enrollment has increased until
it is now ariout 220. A letter from
State Supt. McBrien states that of the
eight junior normals, Alliance, O'Neill
and McCook lead in the number en
rolled and that the race for leadership
will be between these three schools.
$ Additional enrollment: Rmilv Of.
teman, Sidney; Herbert Nelson, Fanuie
onanKun, Alliance; Leona Uowdish,
Crawford: Elsie Lane. firnrralilnff.
-- J HWWl(WUtUII
Nettie Uhrig, Hemingford.
2 Ouite a number of tnrliiro whn
enrolled onlv for institute Uavo. hpmmn
so tavorably impressed with . the qual
ity of work being done here that they
have decided to remain for the entire
session of the normal.
f REAL ESTATE TRANSTERS
V IIEPOUTED BV 'I'
X A. r nALDUIDGC, Houded Abstracter X
Richard H. Watkins to John C. Mc
Corkle, ne of 27, 26-49, S1600.
Richard H. Watkins to John C. Mc
Corkle, sw of 26, 26-49, S1600.
F. M. Knight to E. H. Boyd, e of se of
28, 26-49, $600.
E. H. Boyd to John C. McCorkle, se of
28, 26-49, $1600.
Edwin G. Cirk to Jenette Huhbell. sw
and s of nw of 14, 27-47, Si and other val.
John Robinson to Myrtle L. Robinson,
lot 7, Co. add. to Alliance, S2000.
Dirk Boe to Viola B. Shorey, se of 23,
25M9. $2800.
Will G. Simonson to Patrick H. Dillon,
ne of 35, 26-48, $1.
Hutchinson Co Land Co. to Ludwig
Kirchmann, s of 26 and se of 14, 25-50,
$4800. - -,
Peter Rubendall to Albert Schafer.nwjf
of 342547. $3200.
Charles William Wilcox to Prude Rrovles
Jr.. lots 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10, block i, Wyo.
Ave. aaa. to Alliance, $140,
For a pleasant evening's entertain
ment fo to the Crvstal Picture Parlors.
RANDOM NOTES
BY UNCLE GEORGE
TRIBUTE FROM AN UNKNOWN ADMIRER
Ti It isn't often that flowers are strewn
in the rough pathway of our life, therefore
we feel like returning thanks when we find
a few at our feet. We don't know who has
handed us the following bunch, as it came
through the postoffico and had no name at
tached, but as it is evidently contributed
by someone who appreciates our intellect
ual gymnastics, we beg to assure him of our
most distinguished consideration. Here is
the bouquet:
Liars' Council of the Ancient, Reckless and
Independent Order of Prevaricators.
LTAn'8 LICENSE
This is to certify that Uncle George is
entitled to Lie from now until the election
of Bill Taft, he being a duly qualified Liar,
and having passed through a thorough ex
amination, satisfied the Liars' Council of
the Ancient, Reckless and Independent
Order of Prevaricators that he is a fit and
proper person to hold a License.
Witness my hand this nth day of June,
A. D. 1908. U. R. ANOTHER,
Sec. to His Infernal Majetsy.
Uli Dontu, Recorder.
2
Don't sit down in silent woe;
Get busy;
Swear you'll get another show;
Get busy;
Luck will stop and smile on you,
If you'll stand a knock or two;
Don't give up and dont't get blue;
Get busy.
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Edison savs that four hours sleep each
day is enough for anybody. Edison man
ufactures electric lights.
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There's a Pearly Beach in Alliance as
attractive to girls as a molasses barrel is to
flies.
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1f Some self-made men ought to be
ashamed of their job.
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What is home without a father? The
Famous Clothing company offer a S15 suit
of clothes to the father showing the biggest
family of boys in Alliance on the Fourth of
July. Here's where the old man and the
boys get their innings. The females are
not always. the whole menagerie.
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Ti J. A. Amsberry is a candidate for the
legilature in the Brokeu Bow district. A
citizen of Broken Bow named Chas. Huck
leberry is suggested as a fit opponent. Bill
Berry is also being urged to run by his
friends, who claim that the office is due
Berry.
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To make some palo fuce brighter, and to' give
aw-iiuu lusii-r 10 sumo tear-aimmeo eye
... Or e'en impart
Ono threb'of comfort to un aching heart.
Or cheer some way worn soul in pusslncbv;
If I can lend
A strong hand to tho fallen, or defend
rPhn rlcrhfc nmif tier, n clnffiannuim,.. tu
Vi 1. . My life, though bare
rerhaps;of much that seemeth dear and fair
j.u ua uu wuvu, wm uut uuvu ucen in vain.
Helen Hunt Jackson.
TJB COURSE OP TRUE LOVB
tf Thn rtnuol-itor nf mtamM. r...i c
Utah, eloped with a poor young man named
nuuer, wno anves a grocery delivery for a
living, and married him a few days ago.
The happy pair then returned to the guber
natorial mansion and asked for the pater
nal "bless you, my children," but the "old
man" promptly kicked his new son-in-law
down the front steps and locked his daugh
ter in her room.
From Cutler to Butler,
It seems 'to me plain,
That the change is so slight
That none should complain.
But there is an old adage
In this world of woes,
That the course of true love
Never smoothly flows.
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Tl Bayard and Bridgeport will unite in a
celebration of the Fourth at Bayard.
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1i Gov. Hoke Smith, of Georgia, was de
feated for re-nomination last week by Joe
Brown. Smith was "done up brown," so
to speak.
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Eighteen cattle were killed by a bolt
of liRhtning on the Kilbourne ranch near
Sheridan last Thursday, thus proving Kil
bourne an ominous name. The cattle jam
med themselves into a fence corner during
the storm and were electrocuted by the
electrified fence wires.
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A BOOZE FIGHTER
There's a "pug" in the town of Scottsbluff
Who smokes "cigs" and thinks he is tuff.
He lives in a town that is oh, so dryl
And he hits the balls that are oh, so highl
His motto is "Lay on, McDuff,
And d d be he who first cries enufil
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II Last Thursday a hahv "twieior" i:
Margaret Hagerty's claim, five miles cast
of Bridgeport, picked up her buildings and
MAtfA4 alA a IT-1 mm
"'"cu "1C"' 10 neiengone. me same af
ternoon several funnel-shaped clouds were
observed churning the air violently some
miles northwest of Alliance, but as no dam
age has been reported, they evidently did
not descend to earth. These terrors are
dropping down so near us that the timid
are seriously contemplating the building of
cyclone cellars.
The editor has been "enjoying" some
more experiences with his new auto. De
siring to give Governor Sheldon all possi
ble pleasure during his visit here last week
the editor invited the governor to ride out
to the ball game in his touring car. Our
poet" tells the rest of thestory:
The governor went a-riding,
With a faith that was abiding
In the editor's new machine;
But they stuck in mud abhorrent,
And there ensued then a torrent
Of words that set fire to the gasoline.
Beal Bros, received a carload of Texas
watermelons Sunday. On one of them the
following was scratched- "Retta Unztcker.
lueta, Texas; rite me." Boys, here is
a chance for fun. The Texas girls may be
a little off on orthography, but they are as
full of life as a Texas steer.
Largest stock of RUgS, Carpets, iin-
pieums, i-ioor OH Cloth and Mat ings
in Alliance. Geo. D. nri: ...
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