V j : .,:t i i- TV 4 A 1 With Uncle Sam's Some Facto About Army Life and tho Treatment, Prospects and Facilities for Education ef th Men. It must bo borno in mind, says a writer, that one essential for lending a happy life In tho United States army Is good behavior, and If any volco from the ranks tells a talo of unneces sary hardships endured, or othor grievances, It Is certain to bo merely tho natural result of bad conduct, and of leading a lazy and dlssoluto life, and tho same man would have fared equally bad In nny other wnlk of life, or that ho Is Inexperienced and docs not know how to care for himself or falls to attend to the directions re ceived. Tho army Is necessarily governed by Intelligent regulations, and strict obedience Is required of all, for with out this nothing could bo done, nnd what is now viewed by tho world ns a mngnillcent fighting force would be come of no more use than an armed mob. While tho ordinary citizen may view with some contempt tho proffer of $13 a month for his dally work, still how many to-day toiling eight, ten, and sometimes sixteen hours, arc making on an average of 560 a month, or an lncomo of $720 a year? This is what tho average soldier in the United States nrmy Is getting today, when all clothing, medical attention, medi cines, baths, freo gymnasium, librar ies, with books of all sorts, magazines, periodicals, post exchanges exclusive ly for the soldier's uso where ho may purchnso at cost such soft drinks and articles as -may bo deemed necessary for his comfort, nnd where may bo found billiard and pool tables and a good supply of games, such as chcs3, checkers, dominoes and cards, enn be taken Into consideration. In addition to this, if tho soldier be a good tradesman, carpenter, mason, teamster or nny kind of, workman or a man with a fair education, or It may ho mentioned that even when a' man enlists, If ho is not up to his work, ho BRACELET EMBLEM OF POWER. Afterward It Was a Reward of Brav ery Shown In Battle. In tho most nncient period of his tory, tho bracelet was an ensign of royalty. In later times it has been used in tho East as a badge of power. Tho bracelet of Rebecca (mentioned ' In Genesis) weighed 10 shekels, or about five ounces. Among tho ancient Romans tho men as well as tho women woro bracelets, but tho latter never woro them till they wero betrothed. Bracelets wero at first properly mili tary ornaments, or rewards, frequent ly conferred among the ancients, by generals and princes, on thoso who be oayed gallantly In fight. They became afterward arbitrary decorations, as sumed at pleasure. "Tho emblems," says Fosbroko. "of supremo authority among the British Kings wero golden bands worn around tho neck, arms and knees. Ornament ed bracelets of brass havo been found round tho arms oi skeletons in British barrows." Tho northern peoplo used to swear on their bracelets to render contrncts moro inviolable. Exchange. "Firedamp." "Firedamp" and "afterdamp," words brought Into torriblo promlu onco in many disasters In mines, pre serve the older English sense of "damp" vapor, and especially nox ious vapon Precisely where the word camo from philology does not know, but tho earliest existence of its use quoted by Dr. Hurray's dictionary is Caxton's (1840) "after tho dragon shal eomo a goot and thor shal come out of his nostrel a domp that shal betoken honger and greto doth of peple." Bacon is ono of the writers of his time who speak of the "damps" of mines. "Damp" gradually camo to bo applied to vlslblo vapors, such as evening mists, and the transition to the sense of moisture Is obvious. But in "damping down" a furuaco ono finds a relic of tho very "damp" in tho sense of "suffocate." READY WITH HI8 EXCUSE. Clerk Justified Mean Trick by Scrip tural Quotation. A certain tailor of very strict prin ciples was in the habit of excusing the faults of his assistants only If they could justify themselves by S'fipture. One day a woman entered his shop and asked to sec some ma terial, but refused to buy It because it was too cheap. After showing her some other goods tho assistant brought back the same material, this time asking a higher price, whereupon tho customer bought it. Afterward, tho proprietor, who had witnessed the transaction, reproved his assistant se verely. Tho latter, remembering the rules of the establishment, replied, "Oh, it's according to Scripture all right. She was n stranger and I took her in'-xHarper's Weekly. Made American Rifle Famous. ' The American rifle became famous all over Europe after the battle of New Orleans, January 8, 1815, whore, with tho deadly American weapon In tho hands of Kcntucklans and Tennessee ahs tho English lost 2,117 two-third-? of these killed out, of 6,000 men on gaged, and the Americans lost six kill ed and seven wounded. Tho English wero all shot at from forty to sixty yards distance. No wonder Welling ton did not believe the story of Eng land's awful loss when he heard It. Regular Soldiers may, by llttlo application, and by tnk. ing advantage of tho chances tp in form himself, soon become a good scholar or improvo In his trade. As In tho case first cited ho will receive In addition to tho regular sol dior's pay, 35 or 50 cents a day by be ing detailed for duty In somo of tho places In which extra duty is paid at theso rates. From this it mar hn soon thnt nn Industrious man can earn from $10 to $15 a month in addition to his pay. Any money saved can bo deposited in tho treasury in sums not less than $5 at 4 per cent Interest and cannot bo forfeited except by desertion, thus giving tho enlisted man a bank and a surety for saving, such as no citi zen In tho United States can boast. A prlvato soldier with a fair educa tion, who proves himself, by his con duct, his duty well done, his emdency, and nptltude, will always sooner or later get tho first step upward that of a corporal, from where, if ho Is am bitious and shows fitness, ho can bo suro that his work and talents will bo noted and rewnrded by further pro motion. For It may be truly said that while "wo have no field marshal in our servlco and wo ennnot literally repeat Nnpoleon's assertion, that every soldier carries a marshal's baton in his knansnek. still tho hlch- est rank In our nrmy to-day Is held by a lieutenant general, who was at ono time a recruit. Ho succeeded a man, Ueut.-Gen. Yourg, who nlso started as a private, and- when Gen. Young re linquished tho highest rank in our nrmy, ho sent to his successor a pair of lieutenant general's shoulder straps with the note: "From Private Young, 12th Pennsylvania Volunteer Infantry, to Prlvnto Chaffee, Troop K, U. S. Cavalry," Of course these men en listed during tho civil war, when mo tives for enlisting were different, while thoso who enlist at present with commissions In view, mostly do so from love of a soldier's life. To say that a man loves tho llfo Is simply saying that ho Is a born soldier, and his Buccess in tho army is assured. How Foolscap Got Its Name. Every one probably has wondered why a certain slzo paper, familiar to all who write, is called foolscap. As early as tho year 1301 water marks were employed by paper manufactur ers to distinguish their products, no grado of paper much In demand during tho middle ages, resembling what wo call foolscap and known by that name, had for its water mark a fool's head wearing a cap and belld. Tho mark appeared on this grado of paper until tho middle of tho seven teenth century, when tho flgu uf Britannia was substituted by tho English manufacturers, and other marks by other paper makers. No one has, however, changed tho namo of the paper, so we havo to this day the foolscap paper. The Good Mixer, "He's a good mixer," or "Ho isn't a good mixer," aro expressions you often henr. A "good mixer" is sup posed to bo a man who can associate with peoplo and make business. A poor mixer Is ono who makes friends slowly, who minds his own business and Is not much of a rounder. A man who gives his business close attention Is tho best "mixer." When peoplo are In need of a certain article they buy whero they can get tho best and cheapest whero conditions suit them. When peoplo aro buying articles they need they do not care whether tho dealer is a "goodfellow' 'or not. Wo havo nover thought much of tho "good-mixer" Idea. Atchison Globe. Cure for Insomnia. A writer In a medical journal ad vises peoplo troubled with sleepless ness to have a list of words, so asso ciated that each ono suggests tho next for instance, ice, slippery, smooth, rough, rufllan, tramp, etc. and when sleep Is coy to reclto the list mentally. This Is said to bo an infallible euro for insomnin, the secret being concentra tion of the mind on each word so sug gested by the preceding one, not al lowing tho attention to lanso for an instant. Tho plan is certainly a bet ter ono than counting thoso intermin able sheep. Make Fuel from Foliage. In Paris a company has contracted with tho municipal authorities for all the foliage to be derived from tho trees of tho public squares, gardens, streets and wodos within tho limits of the city. These leaves aro to bo com- pressed under high pressure and will then bo converted Into a fuel, which, It Is claimed, will have far creator calorific capacity than coal or any otner fuel Known. Scientist on Hypnotism. A Boston scientist says that hvn- notU mean develop only natural in. stincts and that tho best hypnotist In the world cannot make a really moral person do wrong. From experiments ho has made he believes that 7G per cent of tho human race. If unre strained by family pride and other like considerations, would steal. When a Pet Dies In China. When a favorite dog. cat or other domestic pot belonging to a person of royal rank dies in China Its sor rowing owner has its body inclosed in a coffin of polish oak. elaborately carved, and burled In tho animal coraetery behind tho summer palace at Peking. Complete Set of Chopin. Herbert L. Jenks has presented tho Fitchburg (Mass.) ' library with tho only complete set of Chopin's compo- sitlons. NEBRASKA NEBRASKA BRIEF8. Valley will havo an agricultural show September 20 nnd 21. Soventeon head of cattlo wero killed on tho Rock Island railroad In Sarpy county. Tho city, council of Tecumsoh. has ordored all dogs muzzled. Tho reform element of Falls City Is ranking war on slot machlnos. A farm laborer slashed his employ or with a rnzor at Wood Rlvor and escaped. Tho gonornl storo of Lnngholst and Lathmann Brothers at Fontancllo was destroyed by flro. Joo Qravos nnd E. M. Harding woro awarded contracts for building tho city hall at Humboldt Roports from northeastern Gago county aro to tho offoct that pinkeye has caused tho death of soveral head of cattlo. Somcono forced nn cntranco to tho Dorby saloon In Falls City through tho front door and robbed tho cash reg ister of $20 In silver. Tho proposed Improvements on tho Masonic homo In Plattsmouth, which havo been contemplated for somo time, will bo commenced in tho courso of tho next few weeks. Mrs. John Gllmoro was arrostod in Fremont by tho police. Sho woro mnlo nttlro and was tramping across tho country In company with a man who claims to bo her husband. Inquiries aro dally being received by II. WIggonjost with rognrd to tho un ion meeting of tho brotherhood of Lo comotive Engineers which is to bo held In Lincoln September 28 and 29. Tho work of laying steel rails bo tween Lincoln nnd Beatrlco on tho Union Pacific, which has long boon delayed, has been resumed. About 100 men nro employed on tho job. William Cook, tho 19-year-old son of Mr. nnd Mrs. D. W. Cook of Beat rice was drowned In tho Blue I rlvor. He, with sevoral comrades, wero bath ing when all at onco ho went under. A representative body of men own ing land on the Nemaha bottoms mot at tho court houso in Falls City and proceeded to organlzo a dratnago dis trict to reclaim tho land on tho bot toms from overflow. I'. J. Butler of Lincoln, a paving la borer, suffered sevoral broken ribs and lacerations by falling from a freight car oh the Missouri Pacific tracks. Ho struck tho handles of a wheelbarrow when ho fell. Brown county is going to havo tho grandest fair in Its history this fall, commencing September 27, to last threo days. A grand premium list will bo offered of over $1,000 for tho different .kinds of, stock, gralrf and vegetables. Sheriff Page of Flllmoro county captured Georgo Baker near Nebraska City and brought him to Geneva rnd placed him in Jail. Baker Is charged with sleal'np, few horses and two buggies. Pago has been on his track for threo weeks. Boulder (Colo.) dispatch: While returning from a picnic excursion to tho Moat Inkes, Mrs. Emma Cropsby of Hastings, Neb., was hurt In a run away accident. With Miss Charlotte Boylo and Mrs. Walter Chamberlain Mrs. Cropsoy, was riding in a surrey. Whilo going down hill tho vehicle, which lacked a brake, ran onto tho horses, which ran away and overturn ed tho surrey over a twenty-one foot embankment 1'ho oxocutiva committco of tho Stato Teachers' association held a meeting at tho Lindoll hotol In Lin coln, at which plans wero discussed for tho annual convention of tho as sociation to bo held In Lincoln noxt December. Tho following companies nnd lecturers havo been socurod for tho program: Georgo Crampton Con cert company, Dr. Georgo E. Vincent of Chicago university, Dr. J. B. De Motto of Chicago, Dr. C. O. White of Ypsllanti, Mich. Dr. C. A. McKIm, stato veterinarian, and Dr. A. T. Peters of Lincoln wero at Valley to inspect tho progress of tho experiment being conducted there with tho horsetail weed. Qno of the horses Is showing symptoms of pois oning, while tho other soems to thrive on tho weed. Thoy visited tho farm of Grant Burt, who has another sick horso, and pronounced tho disease swamp fevor. Mr. Burt has already lost fivo horses and many others havo lost horses from the mysterious dis ease. Henry Wilson, tho colored horse thief, who was arrested In Omaha ten days ago, pleaded guilty to tho charge; preferred against him In a special term of district court of How ard county, and was sentenced to threo years' imprisonment In the stato penitentiary at hard labor. He efferert no defense whatever except to tho statoment of an ox-convict that ho was a former inmato of tho peni tentiary, which ho Insisted was un true. In response to Inquiries by tho court ho claimed to be a natlvo of Co lumbus, O. Ralph Powell, 9-year-old eon of Ex ciseman Powell of Lincoln, was drowned ii Salt creek at Roca. The boy was playing around his father's mill and accidentally slipped nnd fell Into tho stream. Coal contracts for tho winter sup ply of fuel for tho Kearney and Peru normal schools woro awarded by tho stato board of education. MIlos of Omaha secured tho contract for tho Peru school on a bid of $2.80 per ton In tho bin for Novlngor nut coal. Georgo II. DowJng of Kearney got half tho Kearney contract on a bid of $3.25 In tho b& for Damforth nut coal. STATE NEWS THOUSANDS OF ACRE8 TAKEN. Many Entries at North Platte Since August 1. NORTH PLATTE Slnco August 1 about 00.000 ncrca of land has boon tak en in this district under tho KInkald net Nearly all of these entries woro talc en by porsons brought hero boforo Au gust 1C by articles sont to tho Omaha papors from horo by land locators. All of theso entries except about 10,000 wero taken by strangoro who did not see tho lands boforo entry and woro entered hastily on ropresontatlon of lnnd locators that thoy would bo gono unless entered Immediately. A largo number of porsons wero brought here by tho ndvertlsomonts, but most of tho people wont out to look at tho country nnd of tho number who went out but twenty entries havo boon mndo. Somo of thorn havo purchased lands In tho agricultural districts nnd tho othors roturnod homo without doing anything. Slnco August ICthero havo boon on an avorago of about 2.C00 acrcB takon up per day, tho number getting less each day. Quito a number of contosts nro bolng filed against entries mndo under tho Kinknld act slnco Juno, 1904fcwhon tho formor ontry mon havo failed to comply with tho law. Thoro aro no farming lnnds opon for ontry In this district. Thoro is nbout 1,500 acres of grazing lands that aro still open for entry. It Is claimed that tho state ments made that tho cattlemen aro trying to keep tho settlors out Is un true Seward Citizens Indignant. SEWARD James A. Dowdlmr was chnrged with abusing tho 13-year-old daughtor of Charles H. Wullonwaber, and during tho evening a party of about thirty citizens took him to tho edgo of tho city and threatened to hang him. After thoroughly scnrlng him tho participants of tho hanging party let Dowdlng return to tho city under tho promlso that ho would leavo Soward tho next morning and remain away per manently. Stato Treasurer Mortensen has re ceived word that Sownrd county will send In a portion of tho $100,000 issuo of bonds voted to oroct a now court houso and that later all of tho bonds, with tho exception of a fow thousand dollars, will bo sold to tho stato treas urer. LINCOLN Sault & Assemmachor of Sbnaca. Knns., wero awarded tho contract for tho Peru normal school library building by tho stato board of education for $20,222. F. C. Phillips & Co. of Lincoln secured tho heating and plumbing for $7,300. AFTER THE LUMBER DEALERS. Farmer Grain Dealers' Association Taking a Hand In tho Matter. LINCOLN Members of tho Farm ers' Grain Dealers' association aro go ing to assist In looking up evidence to show tho oxlstenco of a lumbor trust, so a grain dealer intimated in Lincoln. "Beforo theso trust suits aro over," said this man, "It will bo discovered that tho lumber business has been dono along tho same lines aa tho grain business. Tho members in tho lumbor association may not mako any profit out of being members of tho organiza tion and may not ovon know how much profits other mako because of tho association. Ab a matter of fact tho members of tho association aro bo lng worked by an insldo ring that goto tho big profits while tho small dealer member is safeguarded against compe tition. I seo whero tho Omaha deal ers tako exceptions to tho chargo that they havo something to do with tho scalpers. Walt till tho ovldenco Is all In In tho case which Mr. Godfrey has started in Lnncastor county and then seo what tho big dealers havo to say. t "Tho end of tho lumber dealers' trust will bo Just Hko the grain dealers. If the Lancaster man digs up tho ovl denco ho expects to, then tho attornoy general will ubo that cvldonco In go ing after tho trust, and, you mark my words, ho will get them. I don't know whether tho farmers as an organization will tako part In tho suit, but somo of the members will furnish somo help and that can bo depended upon." Number of Cows Poisoned. PLATTSMOUTH Some of the far mers In tho western part of tho county havo recently lost a number of head of cattlo from tho effects of poison. A fow days ago J. F. Demtng of South Bend found two of his cows dead, ivhllo preparations were being made to bury them another cow was taken sick and soon died, with every indica tion of poison. During tho day anoth er cow was taken sick In tho Bamo manner. Tho situation became so se rious that a veterinary surgeon from Ashland was sent for and he succeed ed In saving tho last cow. Tho con tents of tho stomachs of two cows were sent to Lincoln for medical examina tion. Horse Thief Arrested. BEATRICE Sheriff Trudo received a telegram from Sheriff Pago of Flll moro county, stating that G. H. Baker, who Is wanted hero for steling throo horses and a buggy, had been arrested at Nebraska City by him. As Baker Is wanted at Geneva for stealing a team several years ago It Is more than like ly that ho will bo taken to Flllmoro county first to stand trial. Sherltf Trudo wont to Lincoln to meet Sheriff Pago and his prisoner. Baker was driving ono of tho horses stolen hero. GOT GOOD INTEREST ONE CHARITABLE DEED THAT WA8 WELL REWARDED. Twenty Dollar "Grub Stake" Advanced to Man Trying to Reach the Klon dike Repaid by Diamond Worth Many Times the Amount Loaned. Bread cast upon tho waters has re turned, not a hundredfold, but almost oqual to that, to Frod W. Bender, a telegraph oporator for tho Southern railway. A loan of $20 which ho mado In 1899 to Howard Thompson In San Fran cIbco has been repaid so many times over thnt Mr. Bonder Is not qulto cer tain just how much ho has. Tho payment was not In ensh. It camo last week In tho form of a dia mond of tho first water, weighing al most 5 karats, and estimated to bo worth about $900. Tho diamond was received from Dawson City, whero Mr. Thompson Is mining gold. He has been successful, and, feeling thnt his success was large ly duo to tho loan mndo him years ago, ho returned It flftyfold. Mr. Bender was In tho Philippines with tho United Stntcs army for two yoars, going ovor JuBt ntter tho war with Spain. Ho returned to tho United States tho latter part or 1899, with monoy In his pockot. Ho had drawn back pay and allowance for clothing nnd equipment, nnd had several hun dred dollars. "I am broke, old man, and am try ing to got to tho Klondike" said Thompson, when ho was thrown with Mr. Bonder during tho few days tho latter remained In San Francisco. "I need about $20, and with that I could got to Scattlo, nnd from thoro I can work my way un to Dawson or some- whoro In tho gold country. I can mako my strlko onco I am up thero, I know." "Suro, I can let you have tho twen ty," said Mr. Bender, who was feeling good ovor getting back to his homo country, and who did not caro much for monoy nnybow. "Hero, tako It and welcome. I hope you will hit n big mine, Uko Crlpplo Crook. Wish I could go with you, but I havo to hit for homo." Tho two separated. Mr. Bender enmo to Louisville, tired of tho nrmy, and went to work for tho Southern rail way. Ho had enough of tho Philip pines and wanted no furthor fighting. Ho forgot tho loan which ho had mado and really did not expect to hear from Thompson again. Tho yoars passed and nothing wns heard In any way from tho Klondike. Mr. Bondor did not know oven whothor or not ho bar1 reached Dawson City. Tho other day a package was ro colved from tho Klondike. Mr. Bon dor opened it and found insldo a big diamond, glittering and gllstonlng llko a ball of flro. It was a beautiful speci men. With tho diamond camo a lottei from Thompson. Ho said ho had just struck a good noylnc vein of ore. nnd had bought tho stono as a souvenir and a slight expression of his high appre ciation of what had been dono for him by Mr. Bender. St. Louis Post-DIs-patch. The Need of Foresters. Tho now profession of forestry Is to-day chiefly conspicuous for tho slim ness of its rankB and tho wldo stretches of opportunity it affords. Exports nro painfully scarce in com parison with tho demand for their services. Tho need may bo compared with that which came with tho sudden development of electric lighting, power and transportation. Every commun ity wanted to utilize theso, but tho men who know how to mako thorn available could only hero and there bo had. With nlmo'st equal sudden ness though after long jears of slow and painful educational prosesses tho nation, tho states, great Industrial Intorests dependent on a continuous supply of lumber and individual own ers of forest tracts havo sprung to an appreciation of forestry as necessary not merely to tho continued growth, but to tho maintenance of tho posi tion and wealth already won. St. Paul Pioneer. American Ice Cream Habit. When I was In Now'York tho extra ordinary amount of Ice cream de voured by Americans was proved to ino by the large area devoted In tho department stores to the sale of this popular refreshment. "I guess wo Americans havo cast Iron fixings," said ono of them when I expressed my astonishment at tho way in which oven elderly men and women took ice cream at social festivities. Certainly tho lco cream habit must have some thing to do with tho indigestion from which bo many suffer in tho summer. At all tho parties ono attends in Amer ica Ice cream is an inevitable item on tho menu, and it Is consumed In quan tities which would delight a London caterer, who charges by the quart. London Nows. Remembering. And ever In the moonlight. As the trumpet blossom swings. Comes a tlrao of sweet rememb'rlnEr Of old, unforgatten things; Of old, namo carved spreudlng beeches, Of old. moonlit sandy reaches. Of half whispered, half thought speeches, Like a rustle of white wing. Comes the moonpath on the water Gliding the seas dread ab)sa; Comes the lapping of the ripples, Comes the memory of this; Thar, through all tho years may measure, Yet ray lips havo drained the pleasure Of life's greatest. grandct treasure, Of first lovo and love's llrst kiss. When the moon lights up the prairie Comes life's memories to me, When the rolling, tho far-reaching Stirs and ripples like a sea. Sho may think life's dark and fretting, As life's, orb grows near It betting. Crowds tny soul to her forgetting, Hut forfeiting may not be Houston Post. WCTtjWW SENATOR SULLIVAN Baya Ho Haa Found Doan'a Kidney Pllla Invaluable In Trcatlno. Sick Kidneys. Hon. Timothy D. Sullivan of New York, Member of Congress from tha Eighth Now York District, and ono of tho Democrntlo lenders of Now York Stato, strongly recommends Doan'a Kidney Pills. Senator Sulli van writes: "It Is a pleas ure to endorse a romody llko Doan's Kidney Pills, having found them of greatest vnluo In eliminating tho d I a t r o s a caused by sick lrtftnava nnA Im restoring thoso organs to a condition of health. My experience with your valuable romedy was equally ns gratl fylng as that of sevoral of my friends. Yours truly, (Slgnod) TIMOTHY D. SULLIVAN. Fostcr-MUburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For Bnlo by all druggists. Price, CO cents per box. Somo men try to keep tho faith by kooplng tho faithful In a plcklo. I do not bcllcvo I'lso'e Curo for Consumption has an equal for couRh nnd colds. Jouv P. DoYEit, Trinity Springs, Init.Feb. 15. 1900. 1 Onco men fought for abstractions, now thoy light for subtractions. YELLOW CRU8T ON BABY Would Crack Open and Scab Causing Terrible Itching Cured by Cutlcura, "Our baby had a yellow crust on his hoad which I could not koep away. Whon I thought I had succeeded In getting his head clear, It would start again by tho crown of his head, crack and scalo, nnd causo torriblo itching. I then got Cutlcura Soap and Oint ment, washing ho scalp with tho soap and then applying tho Ointment A fow treatments mado a completo curo. I havo advised a number of mothers to uso Cutlcura, when I have boen asked about tho samo ailment of their babies. Mrs. John Boyco, Pino Bush, N. Y." HAD MADE GOOD HAUL. Banker's Hunt for Chickens Met with Much Success. A bankor in a western city bought somo chickens of a ranchman and told tho man tp deliver them at his houso. When ho went homo at noon his wlfo mot' him at tho door and told him with great consternation that tho man brought the chlckons, ho hdd promised, but Instead "oTputllng them In tho henhouse, had left thorn on tho lawn, and thoy had all disappeared. Forgetting his dinner, ho started oft in no very amlablo framo of mind In pursuit of tho missing fowls. Aftor scouring tho neighboring alloys for somo time, ho camo back triumphant ly driving tho lost chicks. Whon in n fow days ho mot tho of fending ranchman, he demanded, se verely: "What did you mean by leav ing thoso chickens on my lawn tho other day? I hunted tho neighbor hood over for them and then could find only eleven I" "You did mighty well," was tho mild reply, "r only left six." Graco M. Crawford in Harper's. Asiatics In the Transvaal. English inhabitants of tho Trans' vaal aro much worried ovor tho In crease in tho Asiatic elements In tho 'population. Already in Natal the Asi atics outnumber tho Europeans. In Natal, too, tho white retail trade has been almost eliminated as a result of Asiatic competition. OUST THE DEMON. A Tussle with Coffee. Thero is something fairly demoni acal in tho way coffee sometimes wreaks Its fiendish malice on those who uso it. A lady writing from Calif, says: "My husband and I, both lovers ot coffee, suffered for somo time from a very annoying form of nervousness, accompanied by most frightful head aches. In my own case thero was eventually developed somo sort of af fection of the nerves leading from the splno to tho head. "I was unable to bold my head up straight, tho tension of tho nerves drew It to ono side, causing me tho most IntenBo pain. We got no relief from medicine, aad were puzzled ao to what caused tho trouble, until a friend SUCKested that nossiblv thn cof- ..? V1BBBBSBBB&. V BUSaSv vslBkSslH7' kssssHisssssssssssssssssssissirr feo we drank had something to do with It, and advised that wo quit it and try Postum Coffee. "We followed his advice, and from the day that we began to use Postum wo both began to improve, and In a very short timo both of us woro entirely relieved. Tho norves became steady once more, the headaches ceased, tho muscles in tho back of my neck relaxed, my head straightened up and the dreadful pain that had bo punished me while I used tho old kind of coffee vanished. "Wo have never resumed the uso of tho old coffee, but relish our Postum every day as well as we did tho former beverage. And we are de lighted to find that wo can give It freely to our children also, something we never dared to do with tho oli Kind Of coffee." Namo given by Pos tum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Postum Coffee contains absolutely no drugs of any kind, but relieves the coffee drinker from the old drug poison. There's a reason. ;i