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Ml CURED 1.
Cold Affected Hoad and Throat
Attack Was Severe.
Chas. W. Bowman, 1st Lieut, and
Adjt. 4th M. S. M. Cav. Vols., writes
from Lanham, Md., as follows :
"Though somewhat averse to patent
medicines, and still more a verso to bo
coming a professional affidavit man, it
seems only a plain duty in tho present
instance, to add my experience to tho
columns already written concerning
the curativo powers of Pcruna.
"I havo been particularly benefited
by Its use for colds In tlio head and
throat. I have been able to fully euro
myself of a most severe attack In
forty-eight hours by Its uso according
to directions. I use It as a preventive
whenever threatened with an attack.
'Members of my family also uso it
for like ailments. Wo are recommend
ing it to our friends." C. W. liowman.
Pc-ru-na Contains No Narcotics.
Ono reason why Pcruna has found
permanent use in so many homes is that
it contains no narcotic of any kind. It
can bo used any length of tirno without
acquiring a drug habit.
Address Dr. Ilartman, President of
The Ilartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio, for frco medical advice. All cor
respondence held strictly confidential.
PLEASANT'
THE NEXT MORNING I FEEL BRIGHT AND NEW
AND MY COMPLEXION IS BETTER.
.f'i.?fetor !-,' "' rentl- on tba Btomach. llrer
and kidnera andiaaplauant laiatlte. TUa drink U
made from hfrha and la prepaml for ui ai eaallr aa
tea. IttacalUd "j.nuc'H Tea" or
LANE'S FAMILY MEDICINE
HAVE YOU COWS?
If you havo cream to separate n good
Cream Separator is tho most profitable in
vestment you can possibly make. Delay
means daily wasto of
time, labor ana product.
DE LAVAL CREAM
SEPARATORS save
$10.- per cow per year
every year of uso over all
gravity sotting systems
and $3.- per cow over
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They received tho Grand
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at Ht. Louis.
Buying trashy caah-in-advance sepa
rators is penny wise, dollar foolish.
Such machines quickly lose their cost
instead of saving it.
If you haven't tho ready cash
DE LAVAL machines may bo bought
on such liboral terms that they actually
-pay for themselves.
Send today for now catalogue and
namo of nearest local agent.
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$100 Weekly Easily Made
writing health and accident lnuranco;eiperlence un
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S'eWfThompson's Eya WatM
Modern Hunting.
In shooting, as in other sports, thor
ough luxurlousnoss Is now regarded
by modern shooters as a prime neccs
sit of enjoyment. They havo their
loading dono for them, their birds are
driven to them and in greatly increas
ed numbers, their luncheon hours nro
devoted to tho best in many coursos
of food and wino and they get homo
by motor as quickly as poseiblo nftor
shootng is over. London Country
Gentleman.
First Trade In the World.
Two blacksmiths were onco convers
ing as to which was the first trado In
tho world. Ono insisted that it must
havo boon gardening, and quoted from
Genosls: "Adam was put into tho
Garden of Edon to dress it and keep
It." "Ay, John." retorted tho other,
who had stood up for his own trado,
"but wha made tho spades?"
Produces Most Mica.
India 13 tho leading producer of
mica and supplies about ono-half the
world's requirements. London Engln
eer.
Sorao fellows seem to think they
aro not being well treated .unices tney
ara being treated every ton minutes.
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My dear house, my brown house,
Hot round with llvlnn irrcn,
I.Ike a neat nmonp the branches
Your loveliness Is seen;
Around your fnlry onaementn
l'lnk roses climb nml fall
Yet in our heaits tho tlrenm-house
la best belocd of all!
My dear house, my brown house,
How Kood, when day Is dono,
In your shelter wifo enfolded.
To feol that rest Is wons
"Within your walls how softly
Slumber and sltenco frill
Tet In our hearts tho drcam-houss
Is Lest beloved of nil!
Kllznbeth Roberts Macdonald In Now
Orleans Tlmes-PemocraV
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(Copyright, 1903, by
Miss Mary Jones was an old maid.
Possibly If sho had lived in an tip-to-Oato
town and been up to date her
self sho would havo been Miss Mario
Jones, a bachelor girl; but as it was
sho was simply nn old maid. Pretty
she had once been, and perhaps sho
was not far from it now but who over
stops to think whether an old maid is
pretty or not?
It was a bright morning. Tho out
side world God's world was full of
sunshine; tho Insldo world Miss
Mary's world was peaceful. Today
was her birthday forty years of
spring and sunshine, of cloud and
shadow; and yet sho did not feel old.
She looked out at tho beautiful bright
ness, past tho nodding whito flowers
In tho garden, past tho dusty road.
Again sho seemed a happy girl, wan
dering through tho green woods, float
ing upon tho bosom of tho lake whose
waters wero Just visible from her
window. Sho had not been alono then,
and evory tender word ho had spoken
was dear to her oven now. Tho flow
ers they had gathered together had
withered, but their fragrance was still
In her heart.
Presently tho gato clicked aud with
a sigh, for only her God knew how
lonely her llfo was at times, sho
roused from her day-dream and hur
ried out to meet a tall, graceful girl
that was coming slowly down tho gar
den walk.
"Why, Helen! When did you get
hack?" sho exclaimed Joyfully, taking
tho girl's hands In both of hers. "How
good to see you again!"
The girl smiled down at her. Sho
was tall and strong, and everybody
loved Helen. "Only this morning,"
she said, kissing tho soft cheek of tho
older woman and drawing her down
upon tho rustic bench upon tho vino
covered porch.
"I havo so much to tell you," sho
said as sho loosened tho strings of her
hat and let It fall besldo her upon tho
floor.
"I'll bo glad to hear it, Helen," said
Miss Mary, caressing her fondly. "You
know'that I am Interested in anything
that concerns you."
A smllo dimpled tho girl's face.
"Well, wo bad an accident," sho said
slowly.
"Accident what kind of an acci
dent?" asked tho little woman.
"Railroad," sho answered seriously.
"A broken rail dumped us down an em
bankment into a sand bod."
"Oh! Wa3 anybody hurt?"
"Some had scratches and bruises,
but wo camo out free, although our
coach was turned upsldo down and I
was shut In for two hours."
"Oh Helen!"
"Whom do you think was shut up
In tho compartment .with me, Miss
Mary?"
"Jack."
"Jack?- Oh. no," tho soft color
With her flowers.
mounting to hor cheek, "not Jack, hut
a Mr. Max Vaugn."
It was Miss Mary's tlmo to chango
color now. "Why," sho-said Incoher
ently, a pitiful quiver In her voice.
Helen wa3 busy stroking Tab's
glossy coat, and for a Httlo she did
not speak. " Twas like this," sho said
at last. "Papa had gono to tho smok
er, and I was alono when tho crash
came. Our coach was Jammed between
some others, and I was frightened. A
tall, dark man, tho only ono In the
compartment, camo up and spoko to
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Dally Story Pub. Co.)
me, assuring mo that everything
would bo all right in a short tlmo,
and pacifying ns well as ho could."
"Ho Introduced himself, and tried
hard to ho agreeable, aud as I had
nothing else to do I talked to him. I
could seo It was very distasteful to
him, and that ho wbb cynical and mo
roso In his disposition, but as tho cir
cumstance was ho could do no less
than ho did. Well, after a fow at
tempts nt conversation, ho Just kept
silent and I talked to him and ho
listened. I told him about this town,
and I told him lots about you, Miss
Mary how good and' true you wore.
"He Is cynical, skeptical and lots of
unnecessary things, Miss Mary."
Ho was so gloomy and dull that I
was more than glad to hear papa's
voice onco more. But you know him,
don't you?"
"I did once," said Miss Mary, her
eyes wistful and shining, "but that
was a long, long time ago, Helen."
Helen chatted on a Httlo, then sho
arose to go.
"Is is Mr. Vaugn did you say
ho was married, Helen?" asked Miss
Mary, summoning all her courage to
ask tho question.
"Married," Helen's dark eyebrows
arched themselves prettily. "No wom
an In her senses would marry him.
He Is cynical, skeptical and lots of
unnecessary things, Miss Mary. Per
haps though," with a tenderness In
her vofco which Miss Mary felt, "per
haps had ho married tho woman of
his choice tho ono he loved arid had
a home and Httlo children perhaps
ho might havo been different. Ho
was disappointed In his youth, and It
soured him lor all time I heard some
ono say."
Helen was looking at tho passion
flowers then and did not seo the piti
ful Httlo qulvor upon Miss Mary's
face. When at last sho spoko sho had
apparently forgotten Max Vaugn, for
she said, "Helen, do you over quarrel
with Jack?"
"Oh, yes, often or rather ho quar
rels with me," said tho girl promptly.
Miss Mary picked Tab up in her
arms. "How do you mako up that
Is como to an understanding, I
mean?" she asked rubbing Tab's coat
vigorously.
"Oh, I always begin," said Helen
vaguely, "even If ho Is tho most to
blame, and then ho gets sorry and It
Is all right again. Somehow tho mak
ing up is, is nlco, Miss Mary. I llko
it aqd so does ho."
Helen kissed hor and then left her
alone.
Miss Mary walkod slowly tip and
and down tho porch, her hands
claspod tightly togother and her head
bent. "I was to blame some," sho
said slowly; "I was sorry and I ought
to havo told him so. It has ruined
his llfo and spoiled mine." Sho
looked out at tho birds flitting about
in tho sunshine. "It was not too lato
to tell him yet, and ho would under
stand," Sho went to hor dosk and took up
hor pen. Miss Mary always put
Fomothlng of herself In all sho did, so
sho wroto tho ono word "forgive" and
signed hor namo under it; then sho
woht Into tho garden and slipped a
wblto carnation In tho envelope. Sho
scaled and addressed tho letter, and
fearful of a change of mood sho
slipped on her garden hat and went
and mailed it.
Two people watched and waited
that wook. Miss Mary watched tho
malls and Helen watohed Miss Mary,
rA
m
At last it camo. A letter containing
but ono isontcnco meant only for Miss
Mary's eyoa.
Sho smiled through hor toars as sho
wroto hor answor.
"Como. Always, your Mary."
Church was over. Tho notos of tho
organ fell llngorlngly over tho depart
ing crowd. Tho glorious sunlight foil
through tho window upon n tall, hand
some man, and a plump Httlo pink
chocked woman In gray with a soft
light in hor dark oyos.
Helen camo down tho nlsle, hor
whlto dross trailing nftor her, and her
linntls full of flowers, followed closoly
by a stately young man, whoso chief
nlm Bcenyid to bo to keep closo to
Helen.
"Miss Helen," said Max Vaugn, nnd
thcro was gladness in his volco, "al
low mo to lutroduco my wifo."
"I am so glad," Bald Helen, kissing
Miss Maty. "I llko to seo pcoplo find
their own." Then sho nnd Jack
turned away.
Thoro was tcarB In Mlsa Mary's
oyes, but thoy did not dim tholr
brightness. Sho was still Miss Mary,
oven If sho was Mrs. Max Vaugn, nnd
Miss Mary sho would always bo. "I
bellove," sho said looking after Hel
en, "that sho told mo of you and you
of mo purposely."
"Of course," said hor husband, kiss
ing her, "and thank God that sho did,
my Mary."
DOG MET ODD DEATH.
Thrust Head Into Drain Pipe After
Pigeon and Was Drowned.
Thoro was mourning in tho house
of englno company No. 12 In Mana
yunk last night, says tho Philadelphia
North American. Percy, tho colllo
dog, tho pet of tho company, Is dead.
Percy camo to No. 12's houso four
years ago In a big snowstorm. Tho
firemen took him In fed hlnij and gavo
him a bed. Ho never loft.
Tho fireman taught him tricks, nnd
ho learned to know as well as tho
horses what tho sound of tho gong
meant Ho was always on hand nnd
raced ahead of tho horses to tho firo.
Ycstorday evening Porcy spied a
pigeon on tho roof of tho firo house.
Ho ran up tho stops and out on tho
roof to chase tho Intruder away. Tho
pigeon dodged Into tho drain pipe.
Percy put his hoad In after It but ho
couldn't roach tho pigeon and his col
lar bocamo wedged so that ho couldn't
withdraw It.
If ho barked none of tho men hoard
him, and no ono saw him on tho roof.
After a whllo it began to rain. Tho
firemen below noticed that tho water
was falling down over tho ledgo In
stead of coming through tho plpo and
ono of them went up to Investigate
Tho water had run down about Per
cy's head In tho plpo and drowned
blm. When tho body was pulled away
tho pigeon flew out unharmed.
A Statesman and His Pipe.
Mr. Stuart Cumberland, who has
made thought reading experiments
with many men of note, tells In Pcar
son'B how ho had on ono occasion Mr.
Chamberlain as a "subject," says tho
Pall Mall Gazette. At tho outset Mr.
Cumberland found that, much as Mr.
Chamberlain desired not to "his
thoughts kept straying to tho mantel
shelf. Tho mental grip, tho unwaver
ing decisiveness, which had been so
strikingly displayed In tho previous
experiments, wero lacking. I bogged
him to concentrate his thoughts en
tirely upon tho test In question. 'It's
no good,' ho Bald. 'My thoughts keep
going to my pipe. I haven't finished
my smoke, and I really cannot concen
trate my thoughts without it. Tho
plpo was on the mantel shelf. Mr.
Chamberlain took it up, placed it in
his mouth, and tho experiment was
Immediately carried to a successful
conclusion."
So It Is.
A New York attorney who had tired
of tho smart brand of ofllco boy finally
secured ono who appeared very raw
looking, but seemed willing to learn
and mind his own business. Ono of
tho first of tho tasks glvqn tho new
comer was tho copying of a letter,
and the employer noticed that tho lad
was carefully studying tho first lino
of tho epistle. Tho lawyer called tho
boy over nnd asked him If ho had dis
covered an error anywhere.
"No, sir," was tho reply; "hut I
don't seo why you uso this word," and
tho youth pointed to tho last word In
the first line. Tho lino read as fol
lows: "Dear Sir: I beg to acknowledge
tho receipt of yours of tho 17th ult."
"Why, don't you know what ult.
means?" said tho attorney.
"Yes," answered tho boy, "it's what
they say to Eoldiers when they want
them to stop."
He Cheered Me Oft.
"Ills words ,Jnvo cheered mo oft," they
paid.
As he in pence was lying.
With folded hands, upon his bed,
Hoyotul tho strewn of dying.
He had no art to Rather gold,
Ho loved too well his brother.
Ilut, "Much I loved him 1" thus they
told
Their thought to ono another.
My Father, though this life of mine
Lend through tho valley lowly;
Though half unwrll's the thought dlvtno
That Thou hnst whispered wholly.
Yet whon I die. and vlslona soft
Through my long sleep aro pressing,
Lot fond hearts say, "He cheered mo
oft."
I nult no other bleeelng.
Alfred J. Waterhouse In Success Maga
zine. New Cotton Plants.
At tho exposition at Melbourne,
Australia, two now varieties of cotton
plants woro exhibited. Tho first va
riety, known as Caravonlca I. pro
duces a Hnen-llko cotton, tho estimated
value of which Is said to bo 20 conts
a pound. Tho other variety is known
as Caravonlca II. and producos a silky
cotton of coramorolal value of 24 certs
a nound
TRAIN 8TRIKE0 DYNAMITE
Western Express on Pennsylvania
Runs Into Two Cars of Explosive.
HAltniSUUIlG, Pa. An oxpreas
train on tho Pttnneylvanln railroad rnn
Into n freight train In which thoro
woro two cars loaded with dynamlto,
at 1:10 o'clock Thursday morning In
South Harrlsburg, noar tho plant of
tho Paxtang Light, Hont and Powor
company.
Threo terrific explosions that broko
wludows nil ovor tho city followed nnd
tho two trains woro completely wrock
oil and took fire. It was estimated at
3 o'clock that fifty porsons woro kill
ed and 100 injured, though Uieso
flguros may bo too small.
It Is Impossible to nscortaln tho ex
act number of fntalltlcs bocnuso tho
wrookago Is still ablaze and unap
pronchablo, In which many of tho pas
songors and eomo members of tho.
train crows aro pinned, nnd many
small explosions occurred continually.
Immediately nftor tho wreck all tho
passengers who could do so ran from
tho scones of horror to safoty from
tho Incessant small explosions. Tho
agonizing crlon of tho unfortunntoa
wero honrtrondlng.
With practically no clothing many
women nnd children from tho trala
woro compelled to wandor about tho
fields, as thoro aro fow houses In tho
Immediate vicinity of tho wreck.
Tho train wns tho second section of
No. 19. Thoro woro 109 passengers In
tho trnln and tho latest estimate is
that fifty woro killed, Tho hospital Is
crowded to tho doors and tho hotels
nro being opened for tho enro of tho
Injured. It may bo nccossary for tho
authorities to boIzo ono of tho hotels
and turn It Into a tomporary hospital.
LATER Twenty persons aro
known to bo dond nnd moro than 100
others woro Injured In tho railroad
wreck nnd dynamlto explosion which
occurred yesterday on tho Pennsyl
vania railroad In tho southern part
of this city. That not moro porsons
woro killed Is considered romarkablo
by tho Pennsylvania ofilclnls, as n
box car full of dynamlto exploded dt
roctly at tho mlddlo of tho heavy ox
press train.
Tho train carried a number of
prominent persons nnd most of them
oscapod with only slight injuries. Tho
wrecked trnln was tho second section
of tho Clovolnnd and Cincinnati ex
press, loavlng Philadelphia at 11:05
Wcdnosday night. It consisted of a
combination baggago nnd smoking
car, ono day coach and bIx sleepers.
Tho scono of tho wrock wns visited
by probably moro than fiO.OOO porsons.
Thero woro at loast C.000 porsons con
stantly at tho place. Thoy camo from
nil towns within fifty miles.
HARRISnURG, Pa. Two moro vic
tims of tho wreck of tho Cleveland
and Cincinnati express on tho Penn
sylvania railroad at South Harrlsburg
Friday, aro dead, bringing tho total
number of victims to twenty-two. Two
others aro in a crltlcnl condition.
Slxteon of tho dead have been Identi
fied. Tho bodies of tho others nro so
horribly charred and burned that It Is
doubtful If they will over bo positive
ly Identified.
AMERICANS LOSE SEVENTEEN.
Fierce Fighting Reported on the Is
land of Jolo.
MANILA Florco fighting hns been
going on tho past two weeks on tho
Island of Jolo between tho outlaw
Moro chief, Pala. with COO well-armed
followers, and troops under tho per
sonal command of Major General
Leonard Wood. Pala's forces lost 400
killed, whllo tho losses of General
Wood aro seven killed and nineteen
wounded. Pala and his remaining
followers, in accordanco with Moro
tradition, prefer donth to capture.
General Wood, with detachments
from tho Fourteenth cavalry, tho Sev
enteenth, tho Twenty-second, tho
Twenty-third infantrlos and tho con
stabulary scouts, havo chased Pala
and his followers Into a swamp, which
Is surrounded. Pnla was a noted
slave trader and warrior when tho
Americans occupied tho Island. Lat
er ho escaped with his followers to
tho Jsland of Pula Sckar. near Bor
noo. Ono of Pula's leaders deserted
and took refugo in tho British settle
ment at Lahad. Pala landed with a
following and demanded of tho Brit
ish magistrate that ho turn tho de
serter over to him.
NEW YORK WANTS FARMER8
State Agricultural Department Will
Endeavor to Get Them.
ALBANY N. Y, With tho vlow of
attracting to this stnto deslrnblp im
migrant farmers and farm laborers,
tho State Department of Agriculture
is proparlng to collect and disseminata
Information of tho farm and dairy ad
vantages which Now York stato off
ors. Ono of the several handicaps with
which the farmers of this stato havo
to contend Is tho scarcity of farm la
borers, For many years tho Stato Agricul
tural department has obsorvod that
foreign farm hands and small farmers
soldom settle in tho oast, but travel
straight through to tho wost.
Speck Can't Go to Boat Race.
WASHINGTON Important engage
ments will prevent Baron Speck von
Sternborg, tho German ambassador,
from going to Now York noxt Tues
day to witness tho start of tho At
lantic raco for tho omoeror's cup. Ho
will bo represented by his counsellor
nnd first secretary, Baron von Dora
Blscho-Haddonhusen, who loft Wash
ington Sunday night, accompanied by
Second Secrotarr Robert Scheller
Stoinwartz and Otto van Etzol, tho
military attache. Commander Hans
Georc.Hebbcrihas is now In Now York.
Somebody 8ay That
Whon a woman nska a number of.
questions sho Is possessed of ldla
curiosity. Whon n man asks a num
ber ho Id nnitnatod by n keen deslro
to improve his mind nnd enlarge his
sphoro of knowledge. That la Just
another ono of tho Httlo differences
between tho soxoa which ought to
show n woman tho utter Imposslhllty
of ovor hoping to nttaln equality with
man.
All tho Letters In a Sentence.
AH tho lottors of tho alphabet nro
contnlncd In tho Bontenco: "John P.
Grady gavo mo n black wnlnut box of
qulto a small slzo." Tomporanco type
writers will, of course, profor It to
tho old standby: "Pack my box with
flvo dozen liquor jugs," If neither
milts thoy can try: "Tho quick, brown
dog jumps ovor tho lnzy fox."
Elephant Turned tho Tables.
Sir Frederick Saunders nnd a frlond
woro out elephant shooting 1 Ceylon,
whon tho frlond, bolng surprised by
his quarry, dropped his rifle nnd mado
for a troo. Tho elephant, being wound
ed, seized tho nbandoned weapon In n
transport of rago. Tho rlllo wont off
nnd shot Its owner In tho ankle.
Wero Good for Doth.
Paulding, Miss., Mny lGth. (Spe
cial) In this neighborhood men and
womon allko nro telling of tho groat
benefit they havo received from tho
ueo of Dodd'B Kidney Pills and it fre
quently hnppons thoy nro tho moans
of curing members of both sexes In
tho samo family. Tako tho caso of
Mr. and Mrs. F, Erhy. Tho latter
volcos tho Bontlmout of both when
sho says:
"My lips cannot oxpross too much
pratso for Dodd'B KIdnoy Pills. I suf
fered with Backacho and Fomalo
weakness for four or fivo years and I
feel thnt I havo been wondorfully
helped by Dodd'B KIdnoy Pills. My
husbnnd, too, was a sufforor for flvo
years from a weak bladder and thoy
also cured him."
Dodd's KIdnoy Pills mako healthy
kldnoys. Healthy kldnoys mean puro
blood and good health all over tho
body. No woman with healthy kld
noys ovor had fomalo woaknoss.
Plea for Light In Houses.
Anothor mlstnko Is to havo too Ht
tlo light. Why darknoss nnd gloom
should bo sought la any portion of a
houso whero pcoplo must live, has al
ways been to bo an unsolved prob
lorn. Mysterious cornors nro In ordor
In a cobwobbod nttlc or an under
ground collar, but thoy aro Borlously
out of placo In a pleasant room Into
which visitors nro ushered, nnd which
is supposed to bo a rallying spot for
tho family. Exchange.
ITCHINQ'SCALP HUMOR.
Lady Suffered Tortures Until Cured
by Cutlcura Scratched Day
and Night.
"My scalp was covered with Httlo
pimples and I Buffered tortures from
tho Itching. I was scratching all day
and night, and I could got no rest. I
washed my head with hot water and
Cutlcura Soap and then applied tho
Cutlcura Ointment as a dressing. Ono
box of tho Olntmont and ono cako of
Cutlcura Soap cured mo. Now my
hoad Is entirely cloar and my hair Is
growing splendidly. I havo used Cu
tlcura Soap over since, and shall nov
or bo without it (Signed) Ada C
Smith, 309 Grand St, Jorsoy City..
N. J."
Many Towns Named Washington.
Almost ovcry stato has a Washing
ton. Washington, Ky., Is ono of tho
oldest towns In tho stato and almost
contemporaneous with Washington, D.
O. Its old court houso was erected In
1704.
Private Car Lines.
Tho roilroadB seem very willing to
havo tho private car linos brought
undor tho jurisdiction of tho Inter
stnto Commerco Commission. A rail
road president is authority for tho
statement that lines aro paid mileage,
without discrimination, and tho ques
tion of oxcesslvo charges Is a matter
for tho shipper to sottlo with tho car
linos, so long as thoro is no law to
govern their rates. Car mllcago pay
ing has been decided to bo as legal as
tho payment of rental for property.
If a man has no dust his namo la
usually mud.
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
bj local appUcattoni, aa tber cannot reach the flla
eaacd portion ot the ear. There la only one war to
cure deafneaa, and that la br cunatltutlonal remeJlea.
Deafneu la earned by an Inflamed condition ot ths
mucoua lining of tba Iiuitaculan Tube. When tola
tube la Inflamed you have a rumbling aound or Im
perfect bearlnit.and when It la entirely cloied, Deaf.
ueaali tno remit, and unleaa the Inflammation can be
taken out and tbla tube reatored to lu normal condi
tion, hearins will be deatrored foreran nine caaea
out of ten are cauaed by ( atarrh, which la nothing
out an Inflamed condition of the mucoua anrf acea.
We will give One Hundred Dullam for any cao of
Deafneaa (cauaed by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by llall't Catarrh Cure, brnd fur circulars, free.
K, J. CHKNKY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold br DrujrsUU, 7Sc
Take Haifa Family l'llla fur conitlpatloo.
A woman's cleverness soldom ex
tends to her heart.
Many Children Are Sickly.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's
Home.New York, Cure Fever ishness, Head
ache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Dis
orders.Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
AtallDruggistss,25c Sample mailed FREE
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Lo Roy, N. Y.
Friendship's funeral-baked meats
are cold shoulders.
riso's Curo cannot be too hli'hly spoken of u
a cousn cure. J, Y, O'ltiuur, S3 Tblrd Ave.
&, Minneapolis, Mien., Jan. 0. 1900.
English Idea of Humor.
When two well-to-do English men
or women laugh, it Is obvious that a
misfortune has happened to a third.