T, i w ACHED IN EVCRY BONC. Chicago Society Woman, Who Was So Sick She Could Not Sleep or Eat, Cured by Doan's Kidney Pills. Marion Knight, of 33 N. Ashland avenue, Chicago, orator of the West SIdo Wednesday Club, saya: "TIks winter when I started to use Doan's Kidney Pills 1 ached In every bono and had in tense pains In the Kidneys and pelvic or gans. T h o iirlno was thick and cloudy, and I could barely en! rnmi1i In 3lve. I felt n ehnngo for the better within a week. The second week 1 be wail eating heartily. ! began to Improve generally, nnd before seven weeks had passed I was well. I had spent hun dreds of dollars for medicine; that did not help mo, but ?C worth of Doan's Kidney Pills restored me to perfect liealth." A TRIAL FREE. Address Foster Milbum Co., nuffalo, N. Y. For salo by all dealers. Price, CO cts. Not Appendicitis. A little lad whoso parents attend the church of the Ascension being taken to the morning service for the first time was greatly Impressed by a refernce tho clergyman made to tho creation of Eve. A few days later ho oamo to his mother, announcing: "My side hurts mo very much bad and I thinks God is getting ready, to tako out one of my ribs and make mc a wife." New York Sun. Even Trees Are Dead. There -is a cemcteiy In Savannah, C,n where no one has been buried for fifty years. Hero for three-quarters of a mile In extent the trees seem to meet In the clouds and present n most fantastic sight. Not a leaf is to be seen on tho branches, but they are covered from trunk to twig with Spanish 11103s which, spreading over tho great arms of the trees, saps their vitality. Tailor Is Overworked. A London tailor, suing for wages, testified that ho worked from Thurs day morning to late on Saturday night without a break, nnd when he col lapsed on his bench and was taken home is employer dismissed him sum marily because he could not work on the Sunday as well. He won his case. IT'S THE TERROR OF ALL WOMEN. Backache Quickly Cured by Dodd's Kidney Pills. Mrs. W. H. Ambroso tells how her pains vanished never to return when she used the Great American Kidney Remedy. Dover, Ky., Feb. 13th. (Special) - So long has Backache been the terror of the women of America that tho numerous reports of the complete and permanent cures of this ailment now being mado by Dodd's Kidney Pills are causing wide satisfaction and not the least remarkable of these cures is that of Mrs. W. II. Ambrose of this place. Mrs. Ambrose says: "I had such pains In my back at times I could hardly move and! other symptoms showed that my kidneys were affected. One box of Dodd's Kidney Pills drove away all the pains and I have never been troubled since." Backache Is the kidneys' llrst notice that they are out of order and need help. If they get that help In the form of "Dodd's Kidney Pills all will ho well. If they are neglected the dis ease may develop Into . Diabetes, Blight's Disease or Rheumatism. German Forests. Forests cover nearly one-fourth of the surface of Germany about 48,000 square miles. How's This? 1f otlar One Iluuilreil Dnllara Reward for any cue 'tf Catarrh Hut ctauot be cured br llalii Currti Cure. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo. O. We, His undertlgoril. bate known K. J. Cheney forllicla.t 15 yrar.,and belters liim perirttlr li n nL!fl In all tiualn-aa transaction ind noani'lauy able lu carry out any obllicatluitainadeby ulaflriu. Walui.no. Ki.nkan Mabvii, Wlioleaale Urucirlata. Toledo, O. Hall' Catarrh Cure la taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucoua surface! of lb ayatem. 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Saler Seed Co., Ln Ooe, Wig., and receive their great cata log aud lots of furwaeed samples. jW.X.b. .Why preach eternal happiness nnd deck ourselves with crepe? Mr. Wlnatown Bnothtna- yTnp. ForrMWrro teelbJDf, aotteua InaR'trui, rrdurra to. iisuilluii,aila;aiaui,t.urca wluuuuk. Uoauouia. ToJay Is tho father of Tomoirow anil the child of Yesterday. , . - a . t Defiance Starch Is guaranteed blggept nnd best, or money refunded; 18 ounces, 10 cents. Try It now. lawt m llhullaaK "w 'fi P 115l wwwwwm MMME JOM W IB fATALCOnilTaJMNmR Copyrlcht. 1SP7, by V 'J'riui) mn Necly. CHAPTER XVII Continued. No ono Is hurl, but each man draws n long breath, as if comprehending that the battle Is now on, nnd that It will not cease until much destruction has been wrought. So Jack scrambles to bis knees nnd has his arm out of the window almost immediately. That hand holds a werpon, and ono lie knows well how to manipulate. The guerrillas present as fair a tar get as anyone could wish, scon In tho light of tho fires. Jack Travers has had many opportunities for becoming an export shot. If ho were dealing with wild beasts of the chaparral ho would have no moro thought of mercy than he feels toward these lawless outcasts whose hands are- raised against both- sides and whose daily calendar Is marked by terrible deqds. , So Travers opens right merrily upon tn&ni, Tils only "desire being to make each one of the six bullets give a good accounting. , Ho is not allowed to monopolize the wholo affair. Smlthers Is just as eager to have a "hand in it, and his gun sounds about as regularly as .lack's. The senor nnd Spencer also manage to get in a shot or two, and taken nil together, the reception they spring upon tho astonished guerrillas Is fully as efficacious as it is sudden. A temporary demoralization seizes upon the nssallants, and they melt away. Some run to tho shelter of trees, others to tho opposito side of the carriage, while-a few drop to tho ground, hoping that among the wounded they may bo safe for tho present. "Well done." cries Don Rafael; "but is anybody hurt?" They have luckily escaped all In Jury, which fact may be laid to the unprepared condition of tho enemy. Perhaps when a second engagement has ended they may not bo able to present such a fine showing. "Listen!" exclaims Jack. The report of firearms can be heard "Some of them hnve entered tho carriage!" exclaims Roblado, for tho shots certainly sound close to their ears. Jack scouts the idea. "Not quite so bad as that," ho says. "But llBten. Those reports are sure ly just beyond this thin partition. Carramba!" as two shots sound at once. "That Is true. Hut they aro fired "by the guard and my servant, who, cut oft from this compartment by the advance of the enemy, havo been com pelled to tako refuge in there." "I believe you nro correct, senor. That Is a piece of luck in our favor." A sudden silence has fallen on tho scene n sllenco that seems to pro sage the coming tempest a silence that is even moro terriWo than the clamor that has preceded it. tug situation is certainly very black, and even sanguine Squire John does not dare to think of what the immediate future may hold for them. To successfully defend the carriage against these dard-devil guerrillas is a task well-nigh Impossible. Above all, Jack dreads lest the enemy con ceive the idea or utilizing firo in order to accomplish their end. The old car rlago if once kindled would burn like tinder. So Travers finds himself in tho position of a mnster at chess who discovers a weak point In his de fense whereby he may be mated, and as it is Ills opponent's move, ho sits there on nettles awaiting tho discov ery that will bring his defenso to naught. Smlthprs knocks on tho wall. "Hello, there!" ho calls, and the guard answers. "Hold tho fort; load up again, and Travers opens right merrily upon them, be ready for a sortie if necessary," again calls the agent. Tho sllenco does not last long; but in tho Interim tho guerillas have evi dently been heavily rolcforced, If the fearful chorus of screeches and "Again!" shouts Roblado, pushing close to tho opening; "and let It be to the death, senors all:" 2HAPTER XVIII. A Change of Base. They enmo sweunlnir foi-wnnl von- 'hoarse yells that marks their second advance is any criterion. like tho hurricane that somot-'mos devastates Cuban sugar plantations. IRH jrrQPGjomrjxm' Copyright, ISM. by Sttect nnd Smith. Jack Is really appalled at tho number of desperate men opposed to his little bnnd. aud moro than over does ho renllzo what tin uphill task lies before them; Indeed, it must bo through a mlraclo that they escape, if at all. As the guerrillas advance they open nro on the carriage with nil mannor of guns; so while this firing lasts it Is necessary for tho tlefeiidors to llo low, lest some of the missiles that sing so lively a tune, and snap spllntors from tho framework nbovo, find a moro congenial lodgment within their bodies. Smlthers scorns to rcallzo that their enemies aro poorly provided with fire arms. Ho believes thoy will speedily exhaust their fire, when it may bo reasonably safe for himself and allies to reply. Just as ho figured so It comes to pnss. Tho shots, which dropped so fast in tho beginning, become moro scattered nnd about ceaso. "Now, give it to them!" roars Smlthers. A gallant burst follows firo flnshes in spiteful streaks from that sldo or tho carriage. Again they scatter, as before, leav ing a portion of their number on tho ground; but Jack notices a difference In their actions. Tho majority dash alongside tho carriage. They aro thus out of the allies' range unless ono dares thrust his head and nrm outside, which action would be al most suicidal. Sounds nro heard ns of somo ono pounding. They conio from under neath the carriage, and mystify even Smlthers for n time. It is evident that their enemies surround them, and havo even mounted to the roof, as thoy can bo heard moving about. Tho suspense is torture. Smlthers has kept on guard, watch ing tho opening; nor does he watch In vain. Without warning, ho sud denly fires his pistol, and from tho floundering on tho roof, together with tho terrible Spanish curses that cause the girls to clap their hands over their ears, it seems positive that Bomo reckless follow allowed curiosity to get tho better of discretion when ho lowered his head In tho attempt to In vestigate the Interior of tho carriage. Jack can stand it no longer. He already imagines ho can hear the crackling of flames underneath the carriage. Something desperate must bo dore. "Senor, assist mo in opening tho othor door just wido enough to allow tho passage of my body," ho says to uooiaao. "Cnrajo! what would you do. young senor?" asks tho Spaniard, while Jack sees tho girls riso to their knees at his words as though in alarm. "Something must bo done Imme diately. I do not liko to alarm tho ladles, but I fear those wretches mean to burn the carriage that they may bo oven now starting: fires underneath us." returns Travers, quickly, des perately. "But toll me. how would your going havo any effect? They will shoot you on sight. You aro a bravo man, senor, but we cannot afford to lose you." declares Roblado. ' "I must go. I bellevo I can change our conditions. Tho light of these fires is apt to prove our ruin. See, they are upon the curve; this other sldo Is almost In shadow. I will tako my chances. Once out, senor, I enn send tho carriage perhaps two hun dred yards away from this fatal spot." "Alone you, senor?" "It Is easy, I tell you. There, you have tho door ready to open, I shall go." "Senor. I seo you aro determined, so good-bye, and Heaven protect you," says Roblado. squeezing his hand. Jack gravely wrings that of Smith ers. for he hardly expects to seo him again at least, tho chances arc agnlnst it. Then, as he turns to squeeze through tho narrow opening, ho is stopped by tho senor's daughter, who seizes his hand. "Sir. tho Virgin guard you. This night you may win that which you prize nbovo oil else on earth. Jessie, bid him Godspeed," says tho Spanish girl, hastily. Then Jnck for tho second time In his life holds the hand of his wife in Ills own, nnd ero ho releases It ho has pressed a kiss there. Ho dares linger no loncer. but fill! with high aspirations regurding tho desperate plnn that has flashed upon his mind, he slips through tho narrow opening. Just as ho feared, the crafty assail ants aro endeavoring to start a new blazo under tho forward end. Their diabolical Intention is to havo the carriage afire, when those who have twice given them such a warm recep tion must come forth to their fato or roast in the flames. Travers has a chanco to put his 'ittlo plnn Into operation. Creeping along besldo tho carriage, he reaches the wheel where Ah Sin placed tho Iron pin. Much depends on his ability to with draw this. As the weight of tho car riage must in a measure be resting upon it. ho may find this task be yond his strength. Backward and forward ho twists It, whllo the fire rises hlghor. His energy increases; in sheer desperation he puts forth gigantic efforts. AH the while ho Is encouraged by the fact that to pin moves more freely. At length a tremendous rally on Jacks part given him success tho' coupling pin 1b In his hands. Now, if tho carriage will only take a. notion to descend the short grnde! But there Is no occasion for meulkl anxloty with regard to this, since the withdrawal of tho lrou pin is instant ly succeeded by a movement on tho part of tho railway carrlnge. Jack has driven In his f)rst stake, nnd It remains 10 bo seen whether ho can hold his claim ngntnst all comers. Upon finding tho car la motion there Is a burst of shouts from those underneath and others on top. In this omorgency nothing can bo found with which to block tho wheels, and already too much momentum has been acquired to accomplish this re sult by mere muscular effort. Jack, finding that It will not bo nec essary for him to stand by nnd pre vont nny detaining action with his re volver, ceases to rim alongsldo tho carriage, clutches hold of tho side, and swings himself on tho footboard.' Tho heavy carriage gains mo mentum ns It proceeds. Jnck only wishes thero might bo a down grado all tho way to Havauu, when thoy would reach tho Cuban capital with flying colors. ' Alas! It is hut a baby run perhaps two hundred feet, then n short level, nnd after that a rise, where thoy will ngain bo stopped. Well, that is tho limit of his hopes, Backward and forward he twists It. and he can find no causo for com plaint. Already thoy aro on tho level; the momentum acquired causes the car riage to ascend tho other riso thirty yards or more, when It gradually ceases to push onward. Jack Is on tho alert; ho jumps off. nnd makes an admirablo use of tho Iron pin, against which tho burden of tho ad venturous carriage again rests. Jack Is pleased with tho result. Thoy havo a fighting chanco, now that tho light of tho tires does not betray them. No sooner has ho mado sure that tho pin will hold than ho rushes around to the other side, and reaches tho door. "Senor, It Is I!" ho exclaims, not wishing to bo too warmly received. Ho is greeted with exclamations of Joy from within, and his hearing must Indeed bo very ncuto to catch' feminine voices from among tho rest. "It was beautifully done," declares Roblado, with enthusiasm. "Very good; but wo havo only' mado n beginning, senor. Listen, nnd you will hear their shouts as thoy follow. Seo how they wave torches snatched from tho fires as they come! We havo Btlll moro hot work awaiting us." "You never spoko truer words, sir!" exclaims Smlthers; "and wo aro fools if wo allow them to build moro fires around us. Out. then, every man, nnd keep them at bny. Hello! there, in tho other section! Open the door and join us. The situation has changed, and wo trust not allow ourselveB to bo shut up again. AH hands on deck to repel boarders!" (To bo continued.) A Famous, Courthouse. The Banner received a special this morning from Jamestown, giving nn account of the burning of tho court house of Fentress county, which oc curred at an early hour this morning. This is tho courthouse made fa mous by Mark Twain in the "Glided Age," of which ho said tho sows and pigu wore cleaned out to make ready for tho coming of tho circuit Judge, and on the fenco citizens sat nnd hot which could first spit tobacco julco on bumble bees. James Clemens, lather of Mark Twain, llvod for somo years nt Jamestown. Fentress coun ty Is located In a remote region of tho upper Cumberland country. Besides tho interest nttached to tho courthouse by Murk Twain's referonco it Is ono of tho oldest buildings of Its character In tho stnto, and many o.1 ll.k .k. Imam.- 4...ln. f..t...lf .1 cellor Allison of this city, have fre- I quently held court within its historic walls. Nashville Banner. Not In the Senate. Ono of Senator Frye's scintillations as presiding officer, when tho Philip pine bill was near Its passage in tho senate, should not be lost to tho world. Such measures, till perfected, aro considered In coriittce of tho wholo, not In the senate, as tho term goes. Tho distinction is of littlo pop ular significance, but of great parlia mentary Importance. Senator Bacon, wishing to make a certain motion, was informed that the bill was not In tho senate, but In committee of tho whole. "Oh, I thought wo wore In the son ate," replied Mr. Bacon. "We arc In the sonate," Mr. Fryo lespondpd, "but the bill is uot."--Waahington Post. WILLIE IN DEEP WATER. Depth Suitable for Bride Was Too Much for Hubby. When Miss Kllen Jones nnd Mr. William Smith wero married tho neighbors remarked: "Tho couplo certainly represents tlio long nnu snort or .tones and Smith." Ho vas tho shortest member of a family noted for their dwarfish stature, while his brldo was tho tallest ono of n numerous household of al most gigantic height. They Joined Uio Baptist church soon nfter their mnrr(nge, and wero candi dates for baptism nt tho samo time. In thnt rural district baptistries wero unknown, a lake near tho church serv ing tho samo purpose. Tho minister, llko Mrs. Smith, was of unusual height, nnd ns tho thrco walked out Into tho water ho seemed to forget tho short member nnd sought n depth sultnblo for baptizing tho lady. When thoy wero somo dlstanco from tho shoro thero nroso sounds of sup pressed mirth from tho spectators. When tho minister stop'ped nnd turned around tho cause of tho unseemly hilarity was evident. Littlo WHIIo had passed his dopth and was quietly swimming behind tho'm. Tho parson, being n man of expedi ency, turned to tho swimming candi date, nnd after repenting tho bnptls mnl formula ducked his head, that bo Ing tho only part of his body out of tho wnter. Mr. Smith swam bnck to laud, while tho minister proceeded with tho moro difficult task of baptizing hiti gigan tic bride. hlpplncott's Magazine. THE HARMONIES OF HOME. A Matter of Blended Chords, and Even Discords. It has been said that "tho two es sentials of a perfect homo aro free dom and sympathy." in considering this, tho two may seem ns lrreconcll nblo as free will nnd predestination. If each member or tho homo circle Is free to fly off nt his or her particular tangent, where 1 tho binding nnd uniting sympathy to come in? Doubt less It is a hnrd saying, like any other counsel of perfection. Yet that tho truest homo must combine tho Inrgost liberty nnd tho closest love is certain, and nlso that tho omission of either destroys the heart of homo life. A good homo-maker needs to seek both these essentials with all her pow er. Many women skilled In house keeping, full of tender lore to hus band nnd children, nro yet imperious and exacting through their very love. Freedom Is to them a departuro from what thoy consider harmony. But harmony Is not n matter of one note It is tho science of blended chords nnd oven discords Into tho desired theme. Sometimes It Is necessary for tho wifo and mother herself to play second fiddle, so to spenk, in tho orchestra, or to let another member develop a motive all by himself or herself Just as necessary as to under stand tho other parts, and sustain them when tho music requires it. For Inck of perception of this, many homes, full or love, aro also full of discord, till the household ceases to expect anything oIfo nnd accepts family jars as an Inevitable part of family life. Montreal Uornld. New Uses for Electricity. It Is a French engineer who seri ously nnnounces his invention of a suit of electric clothing, with fino wire woven in the goods and a stor ago battery. By means of this Inven tion ho affirms that tho body can be kept at n comfortnble temperature In tho coldest weather. There is no nn. parent reason why wo should stop with this. Little If any moro curront would bo needed to produce a light such ns persons on ' tho vaudeville stage display. Thus every pedestrian at night would Income n wnlklng Inmppost, with electric force enough to shock nn Inebriate who might wish to cling to him. It would be practic able, too, for an American Inventor to connect tho current with roller skates, thus allowing every man to bo his own trolley car. , The Weather. ' " l"1 npoloitieji to Tennyson.) And mouldy subjects, old In story; llio llmrllKlit shaViw on lmcktiejed fakes. And the wild chatter not eekn new Klory. Go, weather, go; set the male tongues a . , tlylnif. And nnxwer, Indies, nusnei; trylnir, try Intr, tryliiK. Oh. limit' oh. hoar while men make clear Thru ere to-morrow 'twill be snowliiB; How nwiet nuilds are with thouRhts nfar Tho wenthei for next Tuesday showing: do, wcnlher, go; sot callers' tongues fltivlni. And iinswei.'hostiM. answer; t:lns, try ing, trying. Oh. love, that's why In yon rlali sky .-'V0 's'!" an1 shliio will fall us novor; Their object solo Ix this: to loll The bait of c-onwrMitlon wer, Co, weathei, go; sot lovers tohgtioH afly- Inr- And aiiMwer, maidens, answer: trying, tolng. trying. Thomas It, Tbarra. On a Business Basis. Bliss Carman onco called at tho of fice of a country editor up tho state with a poern which ho thought would bo of Interest to the readers of tho lo cal paper. After exchanging greet ings ho said: "You don't object to an old con tributor dropping Into poetry, do you?" "Not at all," lepllod the rnolder of public opinion, pushing the waste bas ket toward tho poet; "drop ahead, and go as far as you like." Mr, Carman was nonplused, hut tho editor added still further to his em barrassment by saying earnestly: "Oh, I was only Joking, but if you leally want to seo your stuff In print I will run it at regular advertising rates, at top of column, next to puro reading matter," Saturday Evening Post. WOMEN WHO CHARM HEALTH IS THE FIRST ESSENTIAL lb Helps Woman to Win and Hold Men's Admiration, Respect and Iiov Woman's greatest gift a tho power to Inspire admiration, respeot, and lore. Thero is a beauty in health which la moro attractive to men than mere regu larity of feature. To be a successful wife, to retain the lovo and admiration of her husband, should be a woman's constant study. At the llrst Indication of ill-heuUli, painful or Irregular menstruation, hcadncho or backache, secure hvdta 12. Plnlthnm's Vegetable Compound and begin Itn use. Mrs. Chas. F. Brown, Vioe-Pre.sldent Mothers' Club, 21 Cedar Terrac. Hot Springs, Ark., writes: Dear Mrs, Pinkhnm: " For nine years 1 drugged through a mNer abln existence, Hulferlng with iuunmiimtlon and falling of the womb, and worn out with ludnnndwenrinotis. I one day noticed a ntuttv nient by n woman suffering as I was, but. who had lieen cured by Lydln K.l'inkuain's Veg etable CotnK)ui!il, and I dotoruilned to try it. Ait the ond of three months I was a dlirerout woman. Every ono remarked nltout It, ami my husband fell in lore with mo all over again. Lydln, E. Pinkhaiu's Vegetable Com IHjund built up my entire system, cured tha womb trouble, mid I felt like a now woman. I am sure It. will make every tmfferlng woman kttong, well nnd happy, as It has me." Wnuen who arc troubled with pain ful or irregular menstruation, lmclt ache, bloating (or llatuluncc), Jetieor rhuca, fulling, inllnmmntion or ulcera tion of tho uterus, ovarian troubles, that "bearing-down" feeling, ilizzl .nets, falutncss, indigestion, or nervous prostration may be restored to perfect health und strength by taking I yd! E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound, UU MACtnri Separator ma m 00 " HthacaU- nui B TOR,crlljr.M0iviiitlirhour KO pound! caiwtity w tottr for E9tt.nAr Mi iniiinU ni...u. u. ECVSCAMS ti ah liv In A a J. a AA a th Mtl ( -" ivi roiW.UW filltllNl4 AtparaUr thai u iisV ofS"h,r t",m "0B OUR 0FFE1. 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Knnifl mochunlctr working in a housn that had belonged to nn eccentric nhl no tary named Tarbouricch, who bail just died, wero removing an uultmie chair, which had been fastened to a wall when they discovered behind It, in tho wall ltfieir, a recessed hiding place, from which wub at once taken H0.000 In gold and notes. More Flexible ar.d Lasting, won't shake out or blow out: by it-dutr Deflnnce Starch you obtain better re suits than possible with any other brand und one-third mote for tmme money. Twelve O'clock Precisely. Puzzle: If tho parlor clock says 11:40, and tho library clock nayn 12:03, and tho kitchen clock tay 31:54, and tho dining room clock aH 11:40, and your watch says 12:07 and your wife's watch says 12 o'clock to a second, what time In It? -Soinfr-villo Journal. Extreme Degrees of Heat. A temperature of 4,000 degrees or C.000 degrees, can bo produced only between tho carbon points of nn 'l'-c-tnc arc light. The next hottest piui-o in tho world is the- crucible uf a.-i c-lcctrlc furnace. I am sure Plso's Cure tor Consumption "it my lite three years ato. Mas. Taos. i.ui.ns, Muple Street, Norwich, N. V., Feb. 17, IVou. Pork Pie Inflicts Injuries. A resident of Woking. Kns-J?i. sued a local baker "for injuri sus tained by eating a pork pie." Ii Tost his suit, but the incident is ha.lf.l hs a cheering precedent. . A aOAKANTEKO CUKK FOIl l'll.K. ItctilDit. llllad, Weeding or 1'ruiruillQtf l'li-v ..ur drugftlit lll refund wooer If I'AZil ll.rltr fU to curs you la i to it Uaya. aOc. Hard to Find, The Alabama man wlio kissed an unwilling woman and was sent to jnil for assault might appeal to a. Jury of unkissed womon If twelve could be found In his county. A woman does a lot of thinking try ing to figure out whether the liay t.i going to be a ;reut man or a food man. Nnw York Pnsss. (4frs. ChasJ?Brown ) '25 El 'J HI "