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ACHED IN EVERY BONE.
Chicago Society Woman, Who Was So
Sick She Could Not Sleep or Eat,
Cured by Dean's Kidney Pills.
Marion Knight, of 33 N. Ashland
avenue. Chicago, orator of the West
SIdo Wednesday Club, saya: "This
winter when I
starved to use
Pills I nohed
In every bono
and hail in-
tense pains In
fand pelvic or
gans. T h o
urine w n b
cloudy, and I
ont nnniu'li In
live. I felt a chance for tlm imtinr
within a wool;. The second week I be
pan eating heartily. '1 began to improve
generally, and befdre seven weeks had
passed I was well. I had spent hun
dreds of dollars for medicine that did
not help me, but ?C worth of Doan's
Kidney Pills restored me to perfect
liealth." ' et
A TRIAL FREE. -Address Foster
Mllburn Co., Buffalo, M. Y. For sale
by all dealers. Price, 50 cts.
A little lad whoso parents attend
tho church of the Ascension being
taken to the morning service for tho
first time was grently impressed by a
rcfernce tho clergyman made to tho
creation of Eve. A few days later ho
came to his mother, announcing: "My
vide hurts' mo very much bail and I
thinks God is getting ready, to take
out ono of my ribs and make me a
wife." New York Sun.
Even Trees Are Dead.
There Is n cemetery In Savannah,
On., where no one has been burled
for fifty years. Here for three-quarters
of a mile In extent the trees seem
to meet In tho clouds and present a
most fantastic sight. Not a leaf Is to
be spen on tho branches-, but they
are covered from trunk to twig with
Spanish moss which, spreading over
the great arms of tho trees, saps
Tailor is Overworked.
A Landon tailor, suing for wages,
testified that he worked from Thurs
day morning to late on Saturday night
without a break, and when ho col
lapsed on his bench and was taken
homo Is employer dismissed him sum
marily because he could not work on
the Sunday as well. He won his case.
IT'S THE TERROR OF ALL WOMEN.
Backache Quickly Cured by Dodd's
Kidney Pills. Mrs. W. H. Ambrosa
tells how her pains vanished never
to return when she used the Great
American Kidney Remedy.
Hover, Ky., Feb. 13th. (Special)
So long has Backache been the terror
of the women of America that tho
numerous reports of the complete and
permanent cures or this ailment now
being niado by Dodd's Kidney Pills
are causing wldo satisfaction and not
the least remarkable of these cures
is that of Mrs. W. H. Ambrose of this
place. Mrs. Ambrose says:
"I had such pains in my back at
times I could hardly move and other
symploms showed that my kidneys
were affected. One box of Dodd's
Kidney Pills drove away all the pains
and l'hnvc never been troubled since."
Backache is the kidneys' first notice
that they' are out of order and need
help. If they get that help In tho
form of Dodd's Kidney Pills all will ha
well. If they are neglected the dis
ease may develop . Into Diabetes,
Urlght's Diseaso or Rheumatism.
Forests cover nearly one-fourth of
tho surface of Germany about 48.0UU
Ife oSTar One Hundred Dollars I'.eward for any
cue 'hi Catarrh tliat cannot b cured bjr Hall
F. .1. CHKKEY CO.. Toledo, O.
We, Ilia underlined, hate known K.J. Cheney
fortlie last nyeara.and hellero lilm perfrcciy u n
treble In all imiliiru trantai-llona and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by bin flrui.
Waldinu, Kivhan tc Habvin,
Wholesale Urucrlaia. Toledo, O.
llall'a Catarrh Cure la taken Internally, acUnt
directly upon tbe blood and mucous aurtaceauf lb
jitem, leailmonlala sect free, l'rlce 75 ceuu tt
Vottlr Fold r all Druwliti.
Take Hali't Family l'llls forcontttpatloo.
If evil thoughts were crimes, what
penitentiaries would wo need.
Snlsrr's Home Ilalltler Corn,
So named became 50 acres pioauced BO
heavily, that iU proceeds built a lotely,
home. See Salzer's catalog. Yielded m
Ind. 157 bu., Ohio 100 bu., Tenn. IDS bu.,
una in Mich, '.'-.'O bu. per acie. ou .un
beat tins iccorit in l!Klj.
vjiat no Yr .iiuvK or r4u;sr. yiklds?
120 bu. Beardless Pulley per acre.
310 bu, Salcr's Sew National Oats per A.
vU,u. 'SjI,,er..',eItz aml Macaioni heat.
1,000 bu, PchIIku'c Potatoes per ncie,
U tona of rich Million Dollar (trass Hay.
(iO.CMXJ llis. Victoria Rape for sheep- per A.
100,000 lbs. Tctwnite, the fodder wonder.
04,000 lbs. Saber's Superior Fodder Coin
nth, juicy fodder, per A.
.Now mith yield-j you can have In 1905.
If you will plant my needs.
.U'ST SK.NU THIS JiOTIC'J AND 10O
lit stamps, to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
("roe. i., and reiehe their great rata
log and Jots of fanubeedamp:4V.X. 0.
Why preach eternal happiness and
deck ourselves with crepe?
Mrs. Wliiatowa Boothia Hrrup.
Forrtilldren teelbinic, aufteua insfriirtii.redu
kmsuallou, aiUa pain, vurea wtuaiolL. KM a
ToCay Is the father of Tompuow
anil the child of Yesterday.
IXlHnce Starch Is guaranteed blRgeet
and best, or money refunded; IS
ounces, 10 cents. Try It now.
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CHAPTER XVII. Continued.
No ono is hurl, but each man draws
n long breath, as if comprehending
that the battle Is now on, and that it
will not cease until much destruction
has been wrought.
So .luck scrambles to his knees nnd
has his arm out of the window almost
immediately. That hand holds a
werpou. and ono ho knows well how
The gueirillas present as fair a tar
get as anyone could wish, scon In tho
light of tho fires. Jack Trnvers has
had many opportunities for becoming
nn expert shot.
If ho were denllng with wild bensts
of the chaparral ho would have no
moro thought of mercy than he feels
toward these lawless outcasts whose
hands are raised against both- sides
and whose daily calendar is marked
by terrible dee,ds. ,
Sov Travers opens right merrily
upon' llicm, 'Tils only tleslre being to
make each one of the six bullets give
a good accounting. . ;)
Ho Is not allowed to monopolize the
whole affair. Smlthers is just as eager
to have a Tinnd In it, nnd his gun
sounds about as regularly as Jack's.
The senor nnd Spencer also manage
to get In a shot or two, and taken
all together, the reception they spring
upon tho astonished guerrillas H fully
as efficacious as it is sudden.
A temporary demoralization seizes
upon the assailants, and they melt
away. Some run to tho shelter of
trees, others to tho opposito stdo of
tho carriage, whlla- n few drop to the
ground, hoping that among the
wounded they may bo safe for the
"Well done," cries Don Rafael; "but
is anybody hurt?"
They havo lucidly escaped nil In
Jury, which fact may bo laid to the
unprepared condition of the enemy.
Perhaps when a secotid engagement
has ended they may not bo able to
present such a fine showing.
"Listen!" exclaims Jack.
The report of firearms can bo heard.
"Some of (hem havo entered tho
carriage!" exclaims Roblado, for tho
shots certainly sound close to their
Jack scouts the idea.
"Not quite so bad as that," ho says.
"But listen. Those reports are sure
ly just beyond this thin partition.
Carramba!" as two shots sound at
"That is true. Rut they arc fired
"by the guard and my servant, who,
cut oft from this compartment by the
advance of the enemy, havo been com
pelled to tako refngo in there."
"I believe you are correct, senor.
That is a piece of luck In our favor."
A sudden silence has fallen on tho
scene a silence that seems to pro
sago the coming tempest a silence
that Is even moro terrlHlo than the
clamor that has preceded It.
The situation Is cerlninly very
black, and even sangulno Squire John
does not dare (o think of what the
Immediate future may hold for them.
To successfulir defend tho carriage
against these dare-devil guerrillas Is
a task well-nigh impossible. Above
all, Jack dreads lest the enemy con
ceive the idea of utilizing llro in order
to accomplish their end. Tho old car
riage If once kindled would burn
like tinder. So Trnvers finds himself
In the position of a master at chess
who discovers a weak point In his de
fense whereby he may be mated, and
as it is liis opponent's move, he sits
there on nettles awaiting tho discov
ery that will bring his defense to
Smlthprs knocks on tho wnll.
"Hello, there!" ho calls, and the
"Hold the fort; load up again, nnd
Travers opens right merrily upon
be ready for a sortie If necessary,"
again calls the agent.
Tho sllenco doos not last long; but
In the interim the guerillas have evi
dently been heavily reinforced, If the
fearful chorus of screeches and
"Again!" shouts Roblado, pushing
close to tho openlug; "and let It be
to the death, senors alK"
A Change of Base.
Thoy come sweenine- forward verv
'hoarse yells that marks their second
advance Is any criterion.
like the hurricane that somot'mos
devastates Cuban sugar plantations.
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Copyright. is. by Street ntnt Smith.
Jnek Is really appalled at tho numbor
of desperate men opposed to his little
band, and moro than over docs ho
realize what un uphill task lies before
thum; Indood, It must bo through n
mlraclo that they escape, If at nil.
As the guerrillas ndvnnco they open
fire on tho carriage with nil manner
of guns; so while this firing lnsts It
Is necessary for tho defenders to llo
low, lest some of the missiles that sing
so lively a tune, and snap splinters
from tho frnmowork above, find a
moro congenial lodgment within their
Smllhers seems to realize that their
enemies are poorly provided with fire
arms. Ho believes they will speedily
exhaust their fire, when It may bo
reasonably safe for himself and allies
Just as ho figured so It comes to
pass. Tho shots, which dropped so
fast in tho beginning, become more
scattered and about cense.
"Now, give It to them!" roars
A gnllant burst follows fire flnshes
in spiteful streaks from that sldo of
Again they scatter, as' before, leav
ing a portion of their number on tho
ground; but Jack notices n difference
In tholr actions. Tho majority dash
alongside tho carriage. They aro
thus out of tho allies' range unless
ono dares thrust his head and nrm
outside, which aciion would be al
Sounds aro heard ns of some ono
pounding. They como from under
neath the carriage, nnd mystify even
Smlthers for n time. It Is evident that
their enemies surround them, and
havo even mounted to tho roof, as
they can bo heard moving about.
Tho suspense is torture.
Smlthers hns kept on guard, watch
ing tho oponing; nor docs ho watch
In vain. Without warning, ho sud
denly fires liis pistol, and from the
floundering on tho roof, together with
tho terrible Spanish curses that cause
the girls to clap their hands over their
ears, It seems positive that somo
reckless follow allowed curiosity to
get tho better of discretion when ho
lowered his head in tho attempt to In
vestigate the Interior of tho carriage.
Jack can stand it no longer.
Ho already imagines ho can hear
the crackling of flames underneath the
carriage. Something desperate must
"Senor, assist mo In opening the
othor door just wido enough to allow
tho passage of my body," ho says to
"Carajo! what would you do. young
senor?" asks tho Spaniard, while Jack
sees tho girls rise to their knees at
his words as though in alarm.
"Something must bo dono Imme
diately. I do not like to alarm the
ladles, but I fear those wretches mean
to burn the carriage that they may
-bo oven now sla'rtlrig fires underneath
us," returns Travers, quickly, des
perately. "But tell me, how would your going
havo any effect? They will shoot you
on sight. You aro a bravo man,
senor, but we cannot afford to lose
you." declares Roblado.
"I must go. I believe I can change
onr cordUons. Tho light of theso
fires is apt to prove our ruin. See,
they nre upon the curve; this other
side is almost in shadow. I will take
my chances. Once out, senor, I can
send tho carriage perhaps two hun
dred yards away from this fatal spot,"
"Alone you, senor?"
"It is easy, I tell you. There, you
have the door ready to open. I shall
"Senor. I seo you aro determined,
so good-bye, and Heaven protect you,"
says Roblado. squeezing his hand.
Jack gravely wrings that of Smlth
ers. for he hardly expects to see him
again at least, the chances are
Then, ns ho turns to squeeze
through tho narrow opening, ho is
stopped by tho senor's daughter, who
seizes his hnnd.
"Sir, tho Virgin guard you. This
night you may win that which you
prize above all else on earth. Jessie,
Did Jum uodspeed, says tho Spanish
Then Jack for tho second time In
his life holds the hnnd of his wife
in his own, and oro ho releases It ho
has pressed a kiss there.
Ho dares linger no longer, but filled
with high aspirations regarding the
desperate plan that has Hashed upon
his mind, ho slips through the narrow
Just as ho feared, the crafty assail
ants aro endeavoring to start a new
blazo under the forwnrd end. Their
diabolical intention is to havo the
carriage afire, when those who have
twice given them such a warm recep
tion must come forth to their fate or
roast in the flames.
Travers has a chance to put his
llttlo plan into operation.
Creeping along besido tho carriage,
he reaches the wheel where Ah Sin
placed tho iron pin.
Much depends on his ability to with
draw this. As the weight of tho car
riage must In n meastu-o be resting
upon It. ho may find this task be
yond his strength.
Backward and forward ho twists It,
while tho fire risos hlghor. His energy
Incroases; In sheor desperation he
puts forth gigantic efforts. All the
while ho Is encouraged by tho fact
that tf-o pin moves more freely.
At length a tremendous rally on
Jacks part rIvos him success tho'
coupling pin Is In his hands.
Now, If tho cnrrlngo will only take
a notion to descend the short grade!
But there Is no occnslon for mental
anxiety with regard to this, slnco tho
withdrawal of tho Iron pin Is Instant
ly succeeded by n movement on tho
part of the rnllwny carriage.
Jack has driven In his ljrst stake,
and It remains to bo seen whether ho
can hold his claim against ail comers.
Upon finding tho car la motion
thero Is a burst of Bhouts from thoso
underneath nnd others on top.
In this emergency nothing enn be
found with which to block tho wheels,
and already too much momentum has
been acquired to accomplish this ro
Biilt by mero muscular effort.
Jack, finding thnt It will not bo nec
essary for him to bland by nnd pre
vent any detaining nctlon with his re
volver, censes to run nlongsldo tho
cnrrlngo, clutches hold of tho side,
and swings himself on the footboard.'
Tho heavy cnrrlngo gains mo
mentum ns It proceeds. Jack only
wishes thero might bo n down grado
nil tho way to Havana, when thoy
would reach tho Cuban capital with
flying colors. '
Alas! It is but a baby run perhaps
two hundred feet, then n short level,
nnd after thnt n rise, where thoy will
again bo stopped.
Well, that is tho limit of his hopes,
Backward and forward he twists It.
and ho can find no cause for com
plaint. Already thoy aro on tho level; the
momentum acquired causes the cnr
rlngo to ascend tho other rlso thirty
yards or moro, when it gradually
ceases to push onward. Jack is on
tho alert; he jumps off nnd makes
an admlrablo uso of tho Iron pin,
against which tho burden of tho ad
venturous carriage again rests.
Jack Is pleased with the result.
Thoy havo a fighting chance, now
that the light of the tires does not
No sooner has ho made sure thnt
tho pin will hold than ho rushes
nround to tho other side, and reaches
"Senor, It Is I!" ho exclaims, not
wishing to be too warmly received.
Ho Is greeted with exclamations
of Joy from within, and his hearing
must indeed bo very aculo to catch'
feminine voices from among tho rest.
"It was beautifully done," declares
Roblado, with enthusiasm.
"Very good; but wo havo ouly'
made a beginning, senor. Listen, nnd
you will hear their shouts as they
follow. Seo how they wave torches
snatched from tho fires as they come!
We havo still moro hot work awaiting
"You never spoke truer wordB, sir!"
exclaims Smlthers; "nnd wo aro fools
If we allow them to build moro fires
around us. Out, then, every man, and
keep them nt bay. Hello! there, In
the other section! Open the door nnd
join us. Tho situation has changed,
and we must not allow ourselves to
bo shut up again. All hands on deck
to repel boarders!"
(To bo continued.)
A Famous Courthouse.
Tho Banner received a special this
morning from Jamestown, giving an
account of the burning of tho court
house of Fentress county, which oc
curred at an early hour this morning.
This Is the courthouse made fn
mous by Mark Twain in tho "Glided
Age," of which ho said tho sows and
pigs were cleaned out to raako ready
for tho coming of tho circuit ju'dge,
and on the fenco citizens sat and hot
which could first spit tobacco julco
on bumble bees. James Clemens,
lather of Mark Twain, lived for somo
years at Jamestown. Fentress coun
ty Is located In a remote region of
tho upper Cumberland country.
Besides tho Interest attached to tho
courthouso by Mark Twain's reference
it is ono of the oldest buildings of its
character in the stnto, and many o,
Uio prominent Judges, including Chan
cellor Allison of this city, havo fre
quently held court within its historic
walls. Nashville Banner.
Not in the Senate.
Ono of Senator Frye's scintillations
as presiding officer, when the Philip
pino bill was near its passage in tho
sennto, should not be lost to the
world. Such measures, till perfected,
aro considered In cor.ilttee of tho
whole, not in tho senate, as tho term
goes. Tho distinction is of llttlo pop
ular significance, but of great parlia
Senator Bacon, wishing to mako a
certain motion, was Informed that the
bill was not In tho senate, but In
commlttoo of tho whole.
"Oh, I thought we wore In the sen
ate," replied Mr. Bacon.
"We arc In the sonate." Mr, Fryo
icspondytf, "but tho bill Is not."
WILLIE IN DEEP WATER.
Depth Suitable for Bride Was Too
Much for Hubby.
Whou Miss Ellon Jones nnd lr.
Wllllnm Smith wero married tho
"Tho couplo cortntnly represents tho.
long mm snort of .tones and Smith."
Ho vns tho shortest" member of a
family noted for tholr dwarfish
Mature, while his brldo was tho tnllcst
ono of n numerous household of nl
most gigantic height,
They joined Uio Baptist church soon
nfter their mnrrjage, nnd wero cnndl
dates for bnptlsm nt tho snmo time.
In thnt rural district baptistries wero
unknown, n lake near tho church serv
ing tho samo purpose.
Tho minister, llko Mrs. Smith, wns
of unusual height, nnd ns tho thrco
walked out Into tho water ho seemed
to forget tho short member nnd Bought
n depth suitable for baptising tho
When thoy wero somo distnnco from
tho shoro thero nroso sounds of sup
pressed mirth from tho spectators.
When tho minister stopped nud turned
nround tho cause of tho unseemly
hilarity was evident. Llttlo WIlllo
had passed his dopth and was quietly
swimming behind tho'm.
Tho pnrson, being a man of expedi
ency, turned to tho swimming candi
date, nnd after repenting tho baptis
mal formula ducked his head, thnt be
ing tho only part of his body out of
Mr. Smith swam bnck to land, while
tho minister proceeded with the moro
difficult task of baptizing hlu gigan
tic bride. Llpplncott's Magazine.
THE HARMONIES OF HOME.
A Matter of Blended Chords, and
It hns been said thnt "the two es
sentials of a perfect homo nro free
dom nnd sympathy." In considering
this, the two may seem as Irreconcil
able ns free will nnd predestination.
If onch member of tho homo clrclo Is
freo to fly off at his or her particular
tangent, where is tho binding and
uniting sympathy to come in? Doubt
less it is a hard saying, like any other
counsel of perfection. Yot thnt tho
truest homo must combine tho largost
liberty nnd Uio closest lovo is certain,
and nlso thnt" the omission of cither
destroys the heart of homo life.
A good homo-maker needs to seek
both these essentials with all her pow
er. Many women skilled In house
keeping, full of tender leve to bus
band and children, nro yet imperious
and exacting through their very love.
Freedom Is to them a departuro from
what they consider harmony. But
harmony is not n mntter of ono note
It Is tho science of blended choris
and oven discords Into tho desired
theme. Sometimes It Is necessary for
tho wife and raotljer herself to piny
Bccond fiddle, so to spenk, In tho
orchestra, or lo let another member
develop a motive all by himself or
herself Just as necessary ns to under
stand the other parts, and sustain
them when tho music requires it.
For lack of perception of this, many
homes, full of love, are nlso full of
discord, till the household ceases to
expect anything cIjjo nnd accepts
family jnro as on inovitablo part or
family life. Montreal Herald.
New Uses for Electricity.
It is a French engineer who seri
ously nnnounces his Invention of a
suit of electric clothing, with fine
wire woven in tho goods and a stor
age battery. By means of this Inven
tion ho affirms that tho body can be
kept at n comforlnble tempcrnturo In
tho coldest weather. There Is no ap
parent reason why wo should stop
with this. Little if any moro curront
would bo needed to produce a light
such' ns persous on" the vaudovlllo
stago display. Thus every pedestrian
at night would Iwcomo n walking
lnmppost, with electric force enough
to shock nn inebriate who might wish
to cling to him. It would bo practic
able, too, for an American inventor
to connect tho current with roller
Bkates, thus allowing every man to be
his own trolley car.
(With ninloilv to Tunnjson.)
Tho Kplewlora fnll on toplfx nil
And motility MibJectK. old in utory:
Tho IlmWlKht Ahiikox on li.iikuc)sl fakes.
And tbe wild chatter net wolss new
Oo, w'intlii-r, go; set the male toncups a-
And mixwrr, liidlen, mumer: trylnir, try
Ob. bnik! oh, hour! wblln men make
Tlmt err tn-inorrotv 'twill be snowItiB!
How wwoet nuiids nro with thoughts nfar
Tho WHtther for noxt Tuesday showing:
C!o. weather, go; net callers'1 tongues
And niMwei. hostos. answer; trylns. try
Oh. lovo. that's why In yon rlali sky
,.,,.le ?!" und 8ll," wl fa" nevor;
Their object solo In tills: to roll
Tho ball of conversation over,
Go. weather, go; ot lovers' tongues afly-
And niiHwer, maidens, answer; trying,
Thomas It, Tbarra.
On a Business Basis.
Bliss Carman once called at tho of
fice of a country editor up tho stato
with a poeni which ho thought would
bo of Interest to the readers of tho lo
cal paper. After exchanging greet
ings ho said:
"You don't object to an old con
tributor dropping Into poetry, do you?"
"Not nt all," ropliod tho molder of
public opinion, pushing tho waste bas
ket toward the. poet; "drop ahead, and
go as far as you like."
Mr. Carman was nonplused, but tie
editor added still further to his em
barrassment by saying earnestly:
"Oh, I was only Joking, but if you
teally want to see your stuff in print
I will run it at regular advertising
rates, at top of column, next to puro
reading- matter." Saturday Evenloff
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Men'a Admiration, Rospect and Irov
Woman's greatest gift n tho power to
inspire admiration, reaped, and love.
There ia a beauty in health which in
mora attractive to men than more regu
larity ot leaiure.
To be a successful wife, to retain the
lovo and admiration of her husband,
should be a woman's constant study.
At the first Indication ot ill-health,
painful or irregular menstruatlou,
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Plnlthain'fi Vegetable Compound and
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Mrs. Chas. F. Brown, Vice-President
Mothers' Club, 21 Cedar Torracv, Hot
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Dear Mrs. Plnkhain:
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health und strength by taking l.ydU
. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound,
i POR SjA.pO w alth ctla.
txataa DOmSffCREAM I PARA
TOR.ui!i:llr.v0i"jUutJ ytr bouri
MjpotiDda capatlijr prr tour for
hour for (34.00. Ouaranie t
tha a.ual at 4rarattr that
rttall atarrwhir atluro S7B.98
our offer. y:.r.$:.
raUr an ayr SO trte trial
n and agrrrturnt II jvu do uot
fltUl bT romfMhllAntt f.,t and nu
iiiai it win aaiin 1-lo.rr. aklnt
roblartnilk, aklin rlw. ran
jHlltMlu! !. t'.f JUllliiot
8ratcr nad. rau can ra
tumthagaaaratartauaataur naanaa ana wiiutrmtai-
talr raturn alw
may hava aald far
charfta ar athtiwlit.
ttili ad out at iiui'a anduall W
I. AH., .... .( I . bull & ft. a-..
turn mall, frM, n. l(rld, imr
LATfSr SOCIAL OIAM
SRMNATOIICmLOOUK. V,uirintttirLlk-f flrrahtf
enr traa trial iropoaltlon a4 f nlll r. alia It, U i a,lta.
Iiataalrllaraltra Staaraiar afar aivr aaar-la'. AiMrca,
lialaal;llaarallraa Ktaaralar afar aaar-la. Ai'itrria,
SEARS, ROEBUCK ft CO., ft'CAfiO.
iHnrjHiwforaerlysiMwjitOfa.ars fiovr srao.8 '
Tour Jobtwr or direct (ram Kacturr. l'eurln. HI.
Workmen Find $40,000.
A fit range story of trcasure-trove
comes from Perplgnnn, Prance Homo
mechanics working in n houso that
had belonged to an eccentric old no
tary named Tarboiirlcch, who had
just died, vfero removing an antique
chair, which had been fastened to a
wall when they dlBcovered liohiud It,
In tho wall ltttelf, a recessed hiding
place, from which wa nt once taken
$t0,000 In gold and notes.
More Flexible and Lasting,
won't shnke out or blow out; by -lnu
Defiance Starch you obtain better re
sults than possible with any uXhvv
brand und one-third more for trntiie
money. Twelve O'clock Precisely.
Puzzle: If the parlor clock says
11:40, and tho library clock saya
12:03, nnd tho kitchen clock i,vh
11:54, and the dining room clock as
11:40, and your watch says 12:07 and
your wife's watch says 12 o'clock to
a second, what time Itr It? Somer
Extreme Degrees of Heat.
A temperature of 4,000 degnfw nr
5,000 degrees, can bo produced only
between tho carbon points of nn rp-c-tric
arc light. The noxt hottest pluo
in tho world is the crucible of an
I am sure Tlso's Curo tor Consumption) (.s'-d
my life three years aco. Mas. Titos, it i.m.ss,
Muplo Street, Norwich, N. V., Feb. 17, aju.
Pork Pie Inflicts Injuries.
A resident of Woking. Kn'-l-jid,
sued a local baker "for injur! - im
talncd by eating a pork pie." IIn lost
his suit, but the Incident Is ba.l"d as
a cheering precedent.
A GDAKANTKKII CUHK KOK 1'II.KM.
IlclitOK.Ullud, Weeding w I'roirujiu file,. ..ur
drugytat will ri-fuud inoaer If 1'AZo Ol.NTMli.S r
taUa to cure yva la i to i( daya. Mo.
Hard to Find.
The Alabama man Who kissed an
unwilling woman and waa uent to j:f 1
for assault might appeal to u Jury
of unkissed women If twelve could
be found in his county.
A woman does a lot of thlnklnc try
ing to figure out whether the ba'-y Is
going to be a ;reat man or a fuoJ
man. Nflw York Press.
(jpfrs. Char.F 'Brown )
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