Free lo Twcnty-rivc Ladies. Tho Defiance starch Co. will giro Vj i.l a round trip ticket to tho t. I. nils J3xpoaltloti. lo flto ladles n -m li of the following ittaicn: 1111 i i! town. Nebraska, Kansas and ?VR,niirl who will send In tho largest n jtnbor of trade mnrkH cut from a ton cent, IGounco packngo of Deflanco ruM water laundry starch. This iiiiii9 from your own homo, any whoro In the abovo named states. Theso trndo marks must bo mailed to nnd received by tho Doilnncc Starch Co . Omaha, Nobr , boforo Soptcmbor 1st, 1!)04 October and Novembor tvlll bo tho host" months to visit Ilia Kxposltlon Hcmombor thnt Defiance H tho only Rtnrcn put up 1G dz. (n lull pound) to tho package Yon get one third moro atnrch for tho same ir iiii'y than of nny othor Itlnd, nnd HiMI'UK'o novjor sticks to tho Iron. '1 ho 'v-ltots to tho Kxposltlon will bo went by registered mall -geptomboi 5th. isLnrch tor snlo by all doalon. Miny a man who marries nn holr cs.s Iivoh to regret monkeying with h t rb h quick gnmo. KITC permanently mred. TontornorT8isncafte F 1 1 a llrt day's mpf lr. Kline' tlrtNerT! lienor or -.in.lfnr I'lir.U KU.CIII trial Imttlit ami tretl-, VII. II. IL IOike, 11, Ml Arch Btroet, l'blladelpUla, l's You cm oaBlly muko n man hot by rubbing him tho wrong way. I do not bellern l'Juo'n Curo for Consumption Iuih nn equal for cousin ami voids. Joan V Uotkr, Trinity Spring, Int.. Feb. IS, J900, Women can invent oxcusos with n pretty candor. If you wih lxwiutifiil, clear, white) clothes tuo Hod Cro-o Dull Oluo. Largo ii OS. packogo, 0 COUtH. It's a caso of quick consumption with tho man who holts hla food. Cnrpotfi can bo colored on tho floor Willi l'UTNAM FADELUSS DYES. In Kloronco, lately, ono of sevcrnl Italian lortlos who were entertaining Mark Twain, asked what was tho American national game. "Poker," ho responded. When nho laughingly pro toHltxl that ho was facotlous, he grave ly reltoralod his statoment, and add t od ' Madame, to tho game of poker 6 tho Atnorlcan people owo tho most vatiinblo Iohsoii a nation can learn: Nuvor glvo up, oven after you have loat your last chnnco" Mrs, Van Honunolaor Cruger tells n utory of a VaHlilugn hostess who In vitod nn attache of ono of tho foreign legations to dlno with her. Tho Invi tation wiih formally accepted, hut on Uio morning of the appointed day a nolo, written by tho foreigner's valet, woh received, which read: "Mr. Wank regrotw very much that ho will not bo able to bo prosont at Mrs. Swift's din ner tonight, as liu Is dead." lytvo Is tho huh that hatches the flowers of tho noul. Tho face, which relleeU all tho lnnur Houtlments of the heart, betrays tho lovo of its owner, and Is beautiful. It'n a caso of love's labor lost when ;i woman Is compelled to take In wash lug in order to support a. worthless husband, Tho man who la vain takes prldo in showing it on tho smallest provo cation. After buying experience a man sel dom boaHt of his bargain. Dlgrosslons nro often tho brightest miuKhlno of life. A spoiled child is almost as bad as ono that Ir too frosh. A man consumes more or less tlino when bo is eating dales. ARMY TRIALS. I An Infantryman's Long. Siege. This soldier's tato of food Is Interest ing. During his term of sorvlco In 17lh Infantry In Cuba and Philippines, an Ohio soldier boy contracted a dlseaso of tho stomach and bowels which all army doctor who treated him pro nounced Incurable, but which Grapo Nuts food nlono cured: "In October, 1899, when my enlist ment expired, I was discharged from the army at Caluluto. Philippines, and rohirned to tho States on the tlrst avatlable steamer that left Manila. When I got homo I was a total wreck physically and my doctor put rao to bed flaying ho considered mo the worst brokeu down man of my age ho ever saw and after treating mo ti months lie considered my onse beyond medical aid. "During tho fall and winter of 1900 and '01 I was admitted to the Humes Hospital In Washington, I). C.. for treatment for chronic lullnmniatlon of tho Btomach und bowels but aftor 5 months returned home as bad as ever. "I continued taklug medicine until February, 190"2, wbon reading a news puper ono day I road about drupe-Nuts and waB bo impressed I sent out for a package right away. 'The result Is quickly told for I havo used Grnpo-Nuts continually ever slnco with tho best results, my iioalth is so I can do a fair day'B hard work, stomach und bowels are in good con dition, bavo gainotl 40 pounds in weight and I feel llko a now mau alto gether I owo my present good health to drape-Nuts beyond all doubt for medi cal scionoo was exhausted " Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich Fad ho consulted any one of sev eral thousand physicians wo kuow of they would have prescribed Grape Nuia immediately. IOok in each pkg. for tho famous Utile book, Tho Road to Wollvllle." ssssay35555 mm THE WORLD'S BEST LABOR AS JOY OR CUR3C. It Is worthy of nolo thnt nil the groat historical religions of tho world whether of tho millions of Egypt toiling under tho lash lo build tho pyramids nt tho wages of a couplo of onions nnd a piece of dry bread a day, or of tho millions of India working in tho rlco swamps nmld swnrniB of pes tiferous Insects, or of the millions of tho Semitic rnco whose traditions havo boon gathered together In tho story of Edon and of tho fall In I he Hook of OcncBls all havo been rooted nnd grounded In tho problem of tho common doom of man thnt he must eat his bread in tho sweat of .his body nnd the sweat of hits mind, None of thoso rollglons affects to treat tho Issiio flippantly, rhetorically or with commonplace platitudes, but. with nwful seriousness. Tho enormous over-weight of tho bunion of tho work In comparison with tho strength, spir its, Interest nnd roward of the worker Is what oppresses tho mlndB of these teachers nnd prophets nnd brings thorn to tho common ominous convic tion that this must be tho outcome of somo prlmoval curse and of some stupendous moral catastropho. re demption from which Is the end and nim of all higher Bplrltunl hope. Labor mny .bo either Joy or curse. All turnB on whothcr It Is encounter ed with freshness, spontaneity and zest, or whothcr It Is the draining to tho drcgB tho springs of life. Once for nil, out with It, fair and square and plump! Thcro Is no more dignity nor elevation In moro labor than In a mechanical pump-hnndle. What It lifts from tho living, central springs beneath determines nil. Our joy must bo In this living water welling up, ns wo ourselves quaff Its refreshment or extend It to tho thirsty lips of others. For this sole joy that is set before us must we endure the cross nnd despise tho pnln. We think the poets exempt from this moll, pure children of Inspiration. Never tho weary pump-handle for them but only tho lenplng goyscr. Hut hear what Milton has to Bay: "No worthy en terprise can be dono by us without continual plodding and wearlsomeness to our faint and Bonsltlve abilities." Boston Herald. SUBMARINE HAZARDS. Tho donth of eleven men In tho Hrltlsh Biibmnrlno boat A 1 as a re sult of n collision with a merchant steamer Is the first fatality that has followed an accident to a mouern craft of this kind when ready for serv ice with hatches battened down. Tho early attempts nt under-water naviga tion of course wcro only a form of suicide, but tho submarine bont of tho latest typo when properly handled, seems to bo as Bnfe as anything that takes tho chances of the sen. When tho Moccasin was cast adrift In a storm she rolled ashore, and after pounding on tho beach for several days was finally hauled off as good as now. Any surface torpedo boat aft er hor oxporlcnce would have been a total wreck. Even tho Hrltlsh bont that has just had so tragic an experience does not seem to havo been injured by a blow that probably would havo Bunk n bat tleship. Tho lesson of her experience is tho particular need of vlgllnnco on the part of tho lookout on a boat which, being Invisible, cannot depend on other craft to do any of her watch ing for her. Perhaps, too, the peri scope tho eye of tho submarine, mny be opened to Imptovcmont. New York World. BOOMERANG OF GREED. Tho failure of D. .1. Sully, tho cot ton speculator, is merely another In stnnco of overreaching greed. If Mr. Sully had been content with a mod erate profit of a million dollars, or perhaps of three or four millions, he could undoubtedly have come off with a whole skin when cotton reached the abnormal figures of the last of Janu ary. Hut like other men Intoxicated by success, ho was not satisfied with his achievement. Tho fnsclnatlon of the "game" or greed for money they amount practically to the same thing urged him Into another bull move ment. Ho belloved he could put cot ton to utmost any price he pleased nnd he failed. The enso Is by no menus peoullur. The successful speculator who bo comes overconfident, trios to run n corner and Is pulvorUod In the at tempt. Is a familiar figure In Amerlcnn market history. Natural laws which are always at work eliminating tho unfit rarely allow the too groody spec ulator to ofecape. Occasionally a rare combination of qualities may save him, but as a rule the man who trios to hold up society nnd pick -Its pock ots Is overwhelmed. Ho may win for a tlmo whom tho gods would destro they flrbt make mad but In the end ho rarely survlvos. Yet the failures that strew the path do not deter u.her ambitious nnd grasping men from betting out on the samo course. Every new aspirant imagines that be will prove too mnart to be caught. Tho mistakes of others ho will avoid. Ho does uot perceive that ho ib defying the law that com pensation legitimately goos only for service done. Ho doss not foresee thnt finally he, ton, will succumb to tho boomerang of greod. Pittsburg Dispatch. WRITERS! VAST IRRIGATION SCHEME. Tho cost of Irrigating tho arid lands in Wyoming will be much less than the orlginnl estimates owing to tho fact that tho government will bo nblo to utilize ono of nature's vast reser voirs for confining the waters from the mountain country during tho flood season. Rising nonr the boundary of tho Yellowstone National park, in north western Wyoming, that nature's won derland, rushes into a canyon cut down through solid granite. The flow of tho Shoshone, named by tho Indi ans "Stinking Water" because of its sulphurous origin among the Yellow stone springs, is highly variable, in time of flood 8,000 or 10,000 cubic feet per second, nnd ngaln as low as 250 feet. The possibilities of this proj ect, therefore, lio In the storage of tho floods. Joining tho walls of this granite canyon, the government will build n cement nnd stone dam, as Im movable as the everlasting rocks themselves nnd rising 170 feet abovo the river level, forming a great lake covering 3,300 acres and with a stor age capacity of 5,000,000,000 gallons, It Is estimated that COO.000 acres will be lrrlgntcd. Utlca Globe. RUSSIA, LAND OF GRAFTERS. To Petersburg enmo three Ameri can business men to secure a gold mining concession. There arc 851 places where gold Is found in Russia, and our friends wuntcd tho prlvllego of working ono of those places. First, they had to deposit $50,000 with tho Ministry of the Interior ns "good faith." So much for tho regular legal part of tho program. Now for tho ir regular, illegal part. They kept in their room at the Hotel Europe a bag of hard, cold cash in golden rubles. This cash they doled out in Install ments, first to this prince, then to that count, for "influence." Each time they handed out the money they wcro told that their proposition had been found good, and promises were made that the concession would bo speedily granted. Each time the would-be con cessionaires believed that they had accomplished something, and each tlmo they wcro disappointed nnd had to refill tho money bng. The weari some delay In tho negotiations con-, tinned week after week; technical ob stacles, each more serious than the preceding one, were brought forward: and so weeks grow into months, nnd the Amerlcane were not one step nenr er tho goal. Deciding that bankruptcy would come before any kind of a defi nite conclusion could bo obtained, they went away with what cash they had left and an accumulated amount of disgust. Their $50,000 was returned with all legal formalities, but consid erably more than thnt sum was left In the hands of tho princes nnd counts. Such has been the experience of many other Americans seeking to do busi ness In Russia each In sheer despera tion abandoning his enterprise. Gil son Willets In Leslie's Weekly. WISDOM OF MODERATION. Instead of contemplating new ave nues for extravagant display of force or wealth, lot tho country consider the wisdom of moderation. It has been suggested that a public debt under certain conditions serves a wholesome purpose In restraining waste and checking those enterprises which have no other inspiration than national vainglory or aggrandizement. "Pri vate credit is wealth; public honor Is security." The nation that needs to consider economy Is not consuming vast wealth and exploiting Immense resources in huge nnd monstrous nrmaments that chnllcnge the world. She is likely, In deed, to avoid offense to other nations, to bo slow to anger, and to cultivate tne rewards of pence. Instead of seek ing distinction as tho exponent of mere splendid materialism, such a people would meet tho magnificent de scription that was made by the poet Milton: " "Enflamod with the study or learn ing and tho admiration of virtue; stirred up with high hopes of living to bo bravo men and worthy patriots, doar to God, nnd famous to all ages." Huston Globe. THE VALUE OF TREES. In many parts of our country farm ing would be Impossible but for tho trees, such Is their influence upon the streams. ThCy regulate tho wat er supply, and their tendency Is to prevent both floods and drought; they supply fuel, one of the groatcst neces sities of life, nnd they furnish tho lumber for the building of our cities, railroads, ships, and n thousand othor things without which our present state of civilisation would not hnve been possible for agos, if at all. This Is why wo hhould bo careful of our for ohts. which are ast dwindling away In many sections; this Is why we Hhould legislate against sheep-grazing in the forests, and ngalnst all other practice which tend to cause forest tiros, and why wo should try to pro tect our trees from their natural ono inios. such as landslides, floods, in sects and fungi. And it is well to boar in mind tho fact that wo cannot re place in fifty years a tree which we cau dostr,oy In an hour, Womau's Home Companion, (CflSEf f s.rrl Invention Incandescent Lamp Reflector. How far would It have been possi ble to advance business methods to ward their present high Htnndard, and what would be tho volumo of busi ness transacted this year, were wo still hampered with tho candles or plno fagots of our forefathers! ns a moans of lighting stores, ofllces and residences? It is tho conveniences of he ago which have aided most in In creasing tho volumo of dally transac tions In tho commercial .world to their present enormous amount, nnd no greater convenience hns como to tho business man than tho method of lighting tho desk, office and manufac turing plant. What would our ances tors of less than 100 years back havo thought of tapping a pair of wires at any point and inserting a little glass bulb, turning a button and obtaining a light better than a dozen of their candles could afford them? To-day It has becomo such a common nffalr that we seldom pause to think of tho Im provement, but simply tnko It for granted, as wo havo learned to do the thousand and ono other things which tho Inventor has plnced at our dis posal. But oven this little glass bulb, with Its rays of light utreamlng out all around, Is open to improvement. In almost every use to which this lamp Is put there 1b no necessity for the rays which lllumluato tho spuco above tho carbon fllm, and this Inventor pro poses not only to shut them out, but to reflect them downward again, where they will Increase the brilliancy of the vertical rays. This Is accom plished by tho use of the little metal reflector shown In conjunction with tho Incandescent electric light In tho picture. Tho under surface of this Increases Power of End Rays, shade Is nickel-plated and highly pol ished serving to deflect tho light rays which havo an upward trend. To at tach it to the lamp, the bulb must be unscrewed and Inserted between tho adjustable wings abovo the reflector proper. A. J. Pardrldge of Chicago Is tho Inventor. Wind's Mystery. Tho meteorologist is gradually di vesting the wind of Its mystery and is able to explain convincingly how nnd when It originates. The study or a great number of observations taken simultaneously all over tho country, and In fnct all over two continents, has enabled the expert to foresee just when nt night the layers of air near tho earth becomo cooled, and as cool air is heavier than warm air, a law of physics that Is generally appreciat ed theoretically, but usually over looked practically, this heavy air tends to movo down the hillside. Tho ten dency becomes after a time sufficient ly pronounced to produce a general downhill movement, eventually result ing a perceptiblo breeze. That Is what Is commonly designat ed locally as "the mountain breeze," nnd which from its origin is practi cally In one constnnt direction, though the intervention of powerful storms may temporarily reverse tho custom ary movement. VIco versa during the day tho presence of warmer and there fore lighter air near tho earth causes a movement, of the atmosphere with an upward tendency, creating tho so called valley breezes. In certain fav orably situated localities the appear ance of tho mountain or the valley breeze is as regular as clockwork, the transltloual period being marked by a calm. Philadelphia Record. Alloy That Defies Temperature. Consul Guenther of Frankfort re ports tho Invention by Dr. Guillaune of an alloy of steel and nickel which has tho useful property of not expand ing with Increase of heat, retaining practically the same volume tinder all changos of temperature. By altering tho proportions of the constituents, a metal Is obtained which contracts when heated. The utility of an alloy which maintains an unchanged vol ume, despite changes of temperature. Is -very great in making accurate measuring instruments, clocks and watches. The now alloy called "in var" bus already been used for pen dulumR and Instruments for tropical surveys with excellent results. Science and Health. One-fifth of all deaths during last winter wore from pneumonia. It Is estimated that In all about 720 tons of oro have beon used to produce about one-fifth of an ounce of radium. When lightning strikes a treo the heat generated is sometimos so great that nil the sap Is converted Into su perheated steam, which explodes, tear ing the tree to splinters. "If wo ask a person to estimate tho number of stars visible on a clear night." suys Houzeau, "vc shall have nn exaggerated answer, tho actual number being a little ovor 3,000." Kemomber this, that very littlo Is -.ee.ed to make a life happy. W BARN AND STORE HOUSE. Plans for Commodious Structure for tho Farm. M. McM. Kindly publish a floot plan for a basement bam, 100 feet long and 40 feet wide, to accommo date 3G cattle. 8 horses, nnd to hnvo two box stalls for cattle and two for horsos, besides a root house, to hold 2,600 bushvls, a silo 12 feet square, and n place for manure. How I hick should the walls bo and how deep should tho foundations bo laid? (2). How should the bam be laid out above and how long should the posts be? (3.) Tho barn will bo built rn clay soil, 200 yards from a running stroam. Could water be drawn from this stream by a windmill, and what size of pipe should be used? Tho accompanying plnn contains flvo single horse stnlls, two box stalls for houses, "8 cow stalls, and two box stallB for cattle. The manure shed Is nt tho end of building, with a door at each sldo wide enough to drive a wagon through to draw tho manure out. Tho root houfio Is under one of tho drlvc-wnys, and extends along the sldo . , fey I ;? d i n I U'H lFFF I I-1. 1 I I I I I A ! ' 1 Ground Floor Plan of Stock Barn. A llore ptnltlo 11 Koeil rooms. C Cow stnlls. 1 P.tsstiRo behind cuttle. K OuttPfs. G Hox Ktull.s. II- Minium shod. 1 Silo. J ltootlioune. K Ventilators. of barn wall towards the rllo. It is 12 by 40 feet and 8 feet high. It should be arched over with concrete and havo two ventilators In the arch. These ventilators are used to fill tho houso with roots, and there should bo a window at each entl of root house for light. There should also be cold air pipe coming In near tho floor for ven tilation; the ventilators In tho arch answer for tho outtake pipes. A root house tho size given will hold nbout 1,500 bushels of roots, as ono bushel of roots occupies nbout 2'j cubic feet. Should the root house not be largo enough it can bo turned with tho end to the basement of barn, between tho driveway and silo, and mak'ng It 20 by 30 feet and 10 feet high. It would then hold about 2,400 bushels. The alio ls placed beside the other driveway and Is twelve feet In diame ter and built round. Silos used to be built on the Insldo of barns, but of late they are built on thy outside. In fact for tho last six years I have never built nor seen one built on the Inside of a barn. 2. The barn above should have a mow 18 feet wldo over tho horse stable, then 12 feet for a drlvewny, then two 20 foot mows and n 12 foot driveway, and then an IS foot mow over tho manure shed. Tho posts of tho barn should bo 18 feet long. Tho stalrwny will go down Inside of tho mow, the door opening from the edge of the driveway floor. The hay and straw may bo thrown down through doors in the side of tho mows in each driveway. 3. You can draw tho water from the stream providing you do not havo to lift It too much, and a 1-lnch plpo would bo large enough. 4. If tho wall Is built of stone It should not be less than 18 Inches thick; If of concrete one foot Is thick enough. Tho foundation should bo put down at least 20 Inches and after the wall is completed tho soil should bo graded up S Inches higher. This will always keep tho ground drier and allows tho water to run off and not settle along the wall. N. 13. II. Power from a Running Stream. J. H. H. What size of stream, and what fall would be required In order to develop four horse power from a hand made paddle wheel, and also from a turbine? What Is tho best fonn of home-made wheel? For a paddlo wheel of good con struction under a head of thirty feet, 88 cubic feet of water per mluuto should supply four horFo power, or for a turbine under a head of four feet, COS cubic feet of water per minute would bo required to furnish tho samo power. As tho correspondence does not specify any particulars as to amount of fall or size or stream, it Is impracticable to answer this question. Ants In an Orchard. A Subscriber. Please tell mo what will kill an ant hill in an orchard. One of tho simplest remedies for the destruction of ants In orchards is to pour into each nost nbout a tea spoonful of bisulphide of carbon, after wards plugging the hole with a small piece of sod presbed down with the foot. Tho liquid evaporates quickly and the fumes penetrate into all tho parts of tho nest, destroying all tho occupants. Another remedy Is to pour scalding water Into tho nests. Tar Paper on a Roof. G. W. B. Would a layor of tar pa per botweon dry, well soasoned Itim bor and tho shingles on a roof tend to rot tho lumbor? What would tho effect bo on the lumber If It were green? Tho tar papor bolng antiseptic In character would .tond to preserve the dry lumbor; on tho othor hand it would In a measure delay tho drying of the green lumber, and in that way tend to encourage tjocay In the lumber. Tree's Wonderful Vitality. A curious Incident occurred during the galo at Hansworth, a short time ago, says a Scotch paper. A largo treo was blown down across tho road way. A number of mon woro told off to remove the obstruction, which they commenced to do by lopping off Bomo of tho larger branches. After nbout half a ton had been thus removed, tho treo began to lift itself from tho ground, and as soon ns a littlo moro weight was taken off it sprang into a vertical position, which it retained de spite tho subsequent rough wenthcr. It was found thnt tho roots had been stretched, but not broken, and wcro sufficiently clastic to pull tho trunlc after It had been relieved of somo ol its weight. Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local application, m they cannot reach tho dl eied portun of the cur. Thrrc t only ona way to cure deaf nf n. ami that l by- c institutional rcmrdlr. Deafness la raured by an Inflaincil condition of tho mucous lining nt tho l'.iinaclilan Ttilie. When thli tubo Is Inflamed you hae aniiuullwc pound or Im perfect hearing, and when It la entirely cloed. Deaf neM la the remit, and unlca the Inflammation can Ixi takepoutand thla tubo restored to Ita normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forcter; nlna case out nf ten are ciloed by ( atarrh, which lanotblnc but an Inflamed condition of tho mucous aurfacca. Ve will Khe Ono Hundred Dollars for any caso of Deafness realised by catarrhl that cannot bo cured by Ilall'i Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. V. .!. CIIEKUr i. CO., Toledo, O. Sold lir Drupiriit'.'V 1'ako llill'a Family mil for constipation. Value of Carrier Pigeons. Tho best carrier pigeons are worth several hundred dollars in tho mar ket, and somo cannot be purchased at any price. During the annual pigeon show in Now York last year $200 and oven $300 was refused by tho owners for somo of their choicest pets. Tho average exhibits wcro valued at $25 and $G0. Prices, however, do not stand In the way of tho pigeon fan cier today, for excellent homing pig cons can bo purchased for $5 and less. Ono can start a loft with half a doz en breeders, and within a few seasons havo all tho birds desired. WlgglcStick iaundbt blue Won't spill, break, frcczo nor spot clothes. Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents worth or any other bluing. If your grocer docs not keep It send 10c for sample to Tho Laundry Blue Co., 14 Michigan Street, Chicago. "I am disgruntled," said Senator Foster recently: "I'll never glvo money- to a street beggar again as long as 1 live. Tlterc was a very pitiful-looking beggar in the avenuo, a few minutes ago, and, my heart going out to him, I stopped to hand him a few small coins. I had difficulty, I ad mit, in finding my change, but was that any reason for the beggar to frown at mo and say, Impatiently: "Hurry up, sir, I've lost several cus tomers while you've been muddling over them pennies. 57 What a "Yeggman" Is. Tho word "yeggman" Is now cllgi blo to dictionary honors. It has court authority. In a recent damage suit at Lynn, Mass., tho plaintiff set forth (hat by calling him a yeggman tho defendant meant "that the plaintiff was a desperado, a criminal, a night burglar, a tramp burglar, a crook, a freebooter, a murderer, a man who posed as a tramp in the daytime and was a burglar in tho nighttime." A well known actor was telling his sixteen-year-old son, who he consid ers very, lmmaturo and young for his age, that ho ought to be doing some thing for his glory and his country. "Why, when. Georgo Washington was your age, my son, ho was surveying tho ostato of Lord Fairfax." The boy thought a moment, then ho replied, quietly: "Well, when he was as old as you, pa, ho was president of tho United States." An Easy Way To Do It. Mineral, Idaho, April 11. Mr. D. S. Colson of this place has something to say which will bo of Interest to many men. Mr. Colson claims to havo found a simple way to get rid of pains in tho back, Sciatica or Rheu matism. Ho has cured himself and bo claims personal experience In proof of his method. Mr. Colson says: "I had awful pains in my hip. Ther got so bad at last that I could hardly walk. I tried several things, but got no relief till I began to use Dodd's Kldnoy Pills and I had taken but a few of these pills till tho pain left mo entirely. "Dodd's Kidney Pills certainly did mo lots of good and I consider them a great medicine." The remedy that cured Mr. Colson is tho same that has been making such sensational cures of Brlght'a Disease, Diabetes, Dropsy and Rheu matism all over tho country. The nanlo of the medicine Is Dodd's Kid ney Pills. Self-mado men generally act as though they wero proud of their job. A man is never satisfied Until ha attends his own funeral. MEXICAN Mustang Liniment cures CutHj Burns, Bruises. SKfjfj Given Awayl Jill Write m or uk an iUtind f re MuapU c&rd f Thai HmnlUrr Wall CouUnr TtMtmTSdtaeaaafffrmaajid Varmln. KaTtr robs or scales. You cn apply It mix w IU cola water, isaauurai electa in ww dsllosWUOU. JOEaie-Draai--, aw. ofUt bot-atr ln onpantlon. Buy Aa,bilDe in 6 lb. pack, property la. btlled.of ealnt.bardwaraaadoxuz dtaltrt. "Utsta ob Daoorattsc" u& oar Arttsu' idea tree. tUUJt lit C, M4 UU. Ilct. fr ! IIWA,bj "A X r -