t W Wtt m l4 ! f')Jlr)tbAfat&j J.1ME GIRL HAli! WAY "pnwnim i pinwwn S T O R Y O F i -- '' ""-'! II. AriHOK OH Till. SI'UHY OH Till! COWIIOY CotiriekttJ. laos, 6y D. Attltttn i- Lemtn, tttw Vtri Sa-rfjWrfyvu CHAPTER XII. Continued. One morning Batterslelgh was at work at his Httlo table, ensajred, as lie lator explained, upon tho composi tion of a letter to the London Times, descriptive of tho agrarian situation in the United States of America, when he was Interrupted by u knoek at his door. "Come in. como in. Ned, my boy." he exclaimed as he threw open tho door and recognized his visitor. "What's the news this mornln'?" "News?" said Franklin gaily, hold ing his hands behind his back. "I've iii'we that you can't guess good news." He held up a small bag before Bat-terslc-lgh's face. "It's not potatoes, Nod?" said Bat terslelgh in nn awed tone of voice. rrank.Hu laughed. "No better than that," ho said. Batterslelgh approached his face to the bag and snuffed at it once, twice, thrice, as though Iifs senses needed confirmation. He straightened up and looked Franklin in the face. "Ned," said ho, his voice sinking almost to a whisper, "it's it's ap ples'" 'Right." said Franklin. "And isn't that news?" "The best that could be, and tho hardest to believe," said Batterslelgh. Whcre'd you get them, and how?" 'Never mind that," answered Frank lin. "Tell me, do you knowliow to make a pie?" Ned." said Dattersleigh. looking ai him with an injured air, "do you sup pose I've campaigned all my "life and not learned tho simplest form of cookin'? Pie, indeed, is it?" "Well." said Franklin, "you take some risks, but we'll chance it. Go uihead." ' Batterslelgh busied himself about the little box which made his cup board and soon hail out what ho called his "ingraydoyints." "Of course, ye'vo to take a Httlo And there yo flour," ho said, "that'3 for the osseous structure, so to speak. Ye'vo to add a little greaso of some sort, lard or butter, an' we've nayther; tho bacon fat'll do, methlnks. Of course there's tho bakin' powder. And, lastly, male In, as I may say, tho roundln' out of tho muscular and adipose tissue of the crayture, as the sowl of tho pie we must have tho apples. Now, thin, over tho top of the whole 1 sprld this thin blanket of dough, thus. And now 1 dint in tli--flhircumt'erenco with mo thumb, the samo as July Trelawney did in the Ould Tinth. And there ye are, done, me pie, an may God have mercy on your sowl! Ned, build up the fire." They sat at tho sldo of the little stove somewhat anxiously waiting for the result of Batterslelgh's labors. Every once In a while Batterslelgh opened tho oven door and peered In. As they sat for a moment silent thero came the sound of approaching hoof-beats, and presently the cracking and popping of the feet of n galloping horso fell Into a duller crunch on tho hard ground beforo tho door, and a loud voice- called out, "Whoa-hope, Bronchi Hello, In tho homio!" "Come In, Curly," cried Batter slelgh. "Come In. We've business of importhance this mornln'." Curly sat down on the edge of tho bed, under whoso blanket the newspa pers rattled to tho touch. "Seems like you all mighty busy this morn la ," said he. "Yes," said Franklin. "You can't gupss what wo're cooking." "No; what?" "Pie." "Go "long!" "Yes, sir, pie," said Franklin firmly. Curly leaned back" on the bed upon his elbow, respoctful but very Incred ulous. "Was you sayln' I'm In on this hero pie?" "Certainly you are. You wait. It'll bo done now pretty soon," said Frank lin. "If yo can poko a straw Into thim, they're done," said Battorslelgh orac ulaily. "Curly, hand me tho broom." Ourly passed over the broom, and the two, with anxiety not unmixed wifli cynicism, watched Battersllgh as he made several Ineffectual at tempts to penetrate the armor of tho plo. "Stop lookln' at me like a brace of evil-minded hyenlos." protested Bat terslelgh. "Yo'd make the devil him self nervous, a-regardin' ono so like a object o' suspicion. Mind ye, I'm goln' to take It out." AT THE MOUSE THE P OH I. A 1 N S The others watched him eagerly as ho removed tho hot tin from the oven and set it upon tho bare table. Curly drew his clasp knife from his pocket" and cut Into the portion assigned to him. Franklin was reserved, but Cur ly attained enthusiasm at the second bite. "Rile Irish," said he, "I'm not so sure you're such a h 1 of a military man, but as a cook you're a burnin' success. You kin sign with our outfit to-morror if you want to." Tho pie, startling as It was in some regards, did not long survive the de termined assault made upon it. Curly wiped his kulfe on the leg of his "chaps," and his mouth on the back of his hands. "But say, fellers," ho staid, "I plumb forgot what I como over hero for. They'so goln' to be a dance over to town, an' 1 come to toll you about it. O' course jou'll come." Jj'What sort of a dance can It bo, man?" aaid Batterslelgh. "Why, a plumb dandy dance; reg' lar high steppln' outfit; mucha bailie; best thing ever was In this settle ment." "I'm curious to know where the ladles will come from," said Frank lin. "Don't you worry," rejoined Curly. "They's plenty o" women-folks." "And when does this all happen, Curly, boy?" asked Batterslelgh. "Why, night after to-morrer night, to tho big stone hotel. They're going to clean out tho dinln' room for us. Three niggers, two fiddlers, an' a 'cordlon oh. we'll have music all right! You'll be over, of course?" "That we will, me boy." responded Batterslelgh. ".Man, wo'll bo the first." "Now. as to a ball, Batterslelgh," "Well, then, so long, fellers," said Curly. "I got to be movin' along a little. See you at the dance, sure." said Franklin, argumentative!!1, when they were alone, "how can I go? I've are, done." not the first decent thing to wear to such a place." "Tut, tut!" said Batterslelgh. "There speaks the coxcombry of youth. You're able to pull out your blue uniform. I know, an' b'gad! the uniform of an officer Is full dress the world over!" Franklin grinned amiably. "Thank you for the suggestion about the uni form, at least," he said. "Now, if wo can fix you up ns well." Batterslelgh came and stood before him, waving u long lorefinger. "Listen to me, Ned," ho began, "an I'll lay down to yo a few of the fun damental rules of conduct and np par'l. "A glntleman never lies; a glntlo man never uses unseemly haste; a glntleman is always ready for love and ready for war for, Nod, my boy. without love and war we'd miss the only two Joys of life. Thereto, a gln tleman mupt shoot, fence, ride, dance, and do anny of 'em like a gintlemnn. But if ye found yeself a bit low in kit. as Batty is this day. what would yo say, Ned. mo boy. was the first Balient what Is the first essential In the dress of a glntleman. mo boy?" "I.lnen." said Franklin, "or is it gloves?" "Ned," said Batterslelgh. solemnly, laying a hand upon his shoulder, "white, white, me boy, la the first color of a glntleman! White, to show the integrity of his honor and tho clanene38 of his merit toll. A touch ol white at neck and wrltt anny gln tleman must show who presints him self at a ball." "But. now, how?" Grasping" his companion by the arm, Batterslelgh stepped outside tho houso, and strode off with long steps across the prairie. "Como." ho said. Franklin followed for a quarter of a mile. Then, bending his gaze In the direction of tho march, he saw afar, fluttering like a signal of distress In tho engulfing sea about, a little whip ping Hag of white, which was upheld by the gaunt hand of a ragged sage bush. This, as he drew near, he dis covered to be a portion of an old fl'vr sack, washed clean and loft bleachT.ig In tho sun and wind. Batiorsloigh made dramatic ap proach. "There!" said ho, pointing with triumphant dignity to tho fii. .tar ing rag. "Yo, I so," iald Franklin, "but what do you want of this piece of sack?" "Sack!" cried Batterslelgh. offend ed. "'Sack!' say you, but I bsv White!' A strip of tr.ls nt mt nt-jk and at me wrist; me hat, an' mo saber and me rldln' whip I r-rlde up to the dure. 1 dismount. I throw mo rein to the man. 1 Inter the hall nnd I.lace me hat nnd gloves In order ai they should be. I appear Battel sleigh, a glntleman, appears, standln' In the dure, the eyes of all upon him. I bow, snfutlu', standln' there, nlone, short on allowance, but uate and with mo own sllf-respect. Batters lelgh, a bit low in kit and in allow ance, with whlto at neck and wrist, bows, and he says, 'Ladles and gin tlemon, Brtterslelgh Is here!'" CHAPTER XIII. The First Ball at Elllsvlllc. Tho wife of tho section boss sat In conscious dignity, as became a leader of society. Below her In order of station came Nora, the head waiter, and the red-headed wnltor girl, and the littlest waiter girl, and tho wife of tho new grocery man. These sat silent and unhappy at ono part of tho long row of chairs that lined the side of the hall. Opposite to them, equally silent nnd equally unhappy, sat a Ht tlo row of men. It was the beginning of tho ball. These were the first arrivals. At tho head of the hall, far off, sat throe musicians, negroes nllegcd to play violins and an accordion, and by thnt merit raised to a bad omliience. After n vast hiatus tho door at tho main entrance was pulled cautiously open, a little at a time. ' Evidently some ono was looking in. At length tho door opened nnd two figures n tered nffrightedly, those of Hank Pe terson, a neighboring rancher, and bin wife. Hank, having forthwith de coyed to the row of men sitting silent against the wall, ho duly reached that harbor and sank down, wiping Ills face and passing his hand across his mouth uncertainly. The door opened again nnd yet again. Two or three engineers, a rod man, a lovelc and an axeman came in, near behind them more cattlemen. From nmong the guests of the hotel scveial came, and presently the clerk of the hotel himself. Tho Hue of men grew steadily, but tho body upon tho opposite side of the room remained constant, Immobile, nnd unchanged. "Say, Curly." whispered Del Hick man hoarsely to his neighbor, "of somethln" don't turn loose right soon I'm due to die right hero. I'm thlrstl er'n If this here lloor was the Staked Plains." "Same here." said Curly in a mut tered undertone. "But 1 reckon wo'ro hero till the round-up's made. When she do set loose, you watch me rope that littlest waiter girl. She taken my eye, for shore." Sam, the driver, was sitting rapt, staring mutely across tho great gulf fixed between him nnd Nora, tho head waiter. As she sat, the light glinting upon her glasses, her chin well up held, her whole attitude austere and commanding. Sam felt his courage sink lower and lower, until he be came abject and abased. Fascinated wnono the less, he gazed, until Curly poked him sharply and remarked: "Which 'mi you goln' to mnko a break fer. Sam?" "I I d-d-don't know," said Sam, startled and disturbed. "Reckon you'd like- to mlnglo some with Nory, hey?" "W-w-w-well " began Sam, de fensively. "But she don't see it that way. Not in a hundred. Why, she'll bo dancln' with Cap Franklin, or Batty, er somo folks that's more in iicr line, you see. Why In h 1 don't you pick out somebody more in yer own bunch, like?" Curly was meaning to be only Judicial, but ho was cruel. Sam col lapsed and sat speechless. He had long felt that his ambition was pre sumption. (To be continued.) WAIL OF THE PESSIMIST. Change of Belief Result of Visit to the Dentist. "Bah!" snorted my friend tho Optim ist, 'what's lovo but tho imbecile de sire of some lunatic to upend ?1! on a pill .or every' dollar ho spends on himself? Don't talk to mo of such h focy ! "And, friendship, too," he growled. "What's it but a man scheming to have some plncc where he can borrow money without paying interest on tho Ii.m? This talk about friendship gives me a severe shod;. "And truth and Itegrlty," he went on, g-owing inoro excited. "There's loads and loads of truth and Integrity scat tered around, ain't there? Rend the papers, look at our courts, observe the legislatures, glance at congress, do business with any man, and figure up how much truth and integrity you'vo bunted into. "And honor." continued the Opti mist, sneoriug until his noso looked like a section or coppor sheathing. "Honor? What is it? Wboro'll you find It? Have ou oer seen a speci men ot It In man. woman or child? Go talk metaphysics to an ass, but don't talk about honor to me." I had always found the Optimist's cheerful outlook upon things in geu era! so hopeful and rosy that I was aghast nt these niorblil sentiments, so I looked Imploringly at his wife for somo explanation. "Oli. you mustn't mind John to n'hi." she responded. 'The dentist put a wodge between two qt his tooth today "Philadelphia Lodger. Commerce of United Kingdom. Tho Urito.d Kingdom has increased ilt export trade about TVs per cent since 1ST". Its population hr-s in creased 30 per cent In the same time Ii exported to the United States and Germany $580 000.000 worth or goods in !S72..and only ?3C3"')OOO0 In 1902. i lOma ICBES Br ,jSKR2y imi Copyright l'tJ lv "lcin Nouflp.tpor futon Belly-Buster. Did o over title down hill. holly. uhoppln" On M pled? All stretched out upon t!i tup, Xllto a iluppln' 'Quodtiiped? Hum kids linn another immo "liolly-liustlir " night out plulti! , 'Talu't no mattii- whnt th" term 's pood for' niftlii' Of Hi' bruin! Say! ii kid wo slide down hill .lout n-scoophr t'p III' snow! m Holler like Conmncha biicfcn, Jest a-whoopln' An wo got Had n constor thot could II;, Ilolly-hitler Down th' truck! Past Hi' fastest Mod In (own They could tnuslcr In a ptick. llnd n race-horse pitcher on llrlly-whoppln' Is th' fun , When o alius tnlto th' load, , Never stopplti' 'Till je'vo won! Onct I nut my p.i to go Holly. piickln" On my sleigh. Pa ho lnffed nn' paid, "Uh-uhJ" Kind u bncktn' Like away. , , "Tako yer inn." my p. suz lie, Uclly-bUBter!" . ' An' lie smiled: Mn sho up and chased my pn With her duster, llnlf a inll'tl! I don't Urrr If pn or ma Don't llleo Hlldln Down tho lilll. They ain't notliln suits me llko This sled rldln' lie they, Hill 7 & 6 Antony and Cleopatra. Having triumphed over Julius Cae sar, Cleopatra was entertainingly en gaged in making Antony's lawful wife play second fiddle In tho orchestra of his love. The silken breeching wns already In place, nnd the brldlo ready for tho great general, when Antony called ono evening, by appointment, to enjoy a pink tea with her. The boudoir was resplendent for tho occasion. Uenutirul fiowers breathed their amorous odors, whllo redolent perfumes, heavy with brain hashish, hovered over th sonin of Cleopatra's prospective conquest. Antony . was a matrimonial ship wreck when he arrived and took in the voluptuous settings of this fascin ating feminine gem: . . . "To his eyo There was tint one beloved face on earth. And that wus shining on lilin!" In his heart thoro burned, oblivious to honor, allegiance and sacred vows, only tho mad passion to possess her. And Cleo, the cut-up, did her best! The pink tea was but half over when Antony, bewildered and ill at ease, ticcausQ of lacking self-control, drop ped his napkin. It took a header and rolled half way under tho tuble. Running about tho room was a whlto rat, a prized pet of tho fam ous man-killer. As Antony stooped for hlo napkin, the rat chanced to slip quietly underneath the luxurious lin gerie of Clcopntra's dainty skirts, nip ping her gently on tho ankle. As Antony's head emerged from under the table, his face florid with Tim I.ATKST At'THOItlZKn POP. TKAIT OK GISNKUAL ANTON V. exortlon, Cleopatra arose majestically and gasped: "8Ir!" Antony, much chagrined, and won dering, could merely stammer his apology. When the scandal got Into the nows papors. ho doclded tho beat wny out of 'It was to marry the girl. Owing to having a wife of his own, this could not be, and he did tho next worst Jiing. But, anyhow, this is a true nnd here tofore unprintod story of how Cleo patra coerced Antony. One car-not always rely on history keeping the rocord straight. Infatuation Is Jilting her with her store clothes and blus.li roues on; love Is liking her with hsr hair In curl papers. N trouble to diagnose tho two affef-Uons after having said "I will" anil .'he ha3 wilted. yw I O0JPOIA I Copjrl;ht, 1P0J, li Western Nev.apnper Talon The Choice. An pH.iy olmlr. a lliddy kIuw; OutMldo the wind and drifting -now; A uinRiuliie, a liook or two. Tli ex oiling news I've Just gone through. Quite Bpeiu with wrath, tho grate lire, rod. Hums low It ioiiIh In iihIij- hod; Yet ntful with effulgent lliune. It Hares nnd sltviis within ltn triune Ah! dr((iiii tlutt come in fancy theie Of KAMK nnd I.O I:. iurornM fair That ulied tholr glow upon my name Illicit rs hold n now! tla ' KAMI!" "All' DltnAMS THAT COME'" Then shifts tho blaze! trnUKfortncd is nil. Though Htlll without the miowllnkcs fall Tho coals lollect u wealth of hue, A loey red! Dour henrt, 'tis you' See! Through the iisli that dims above. Theio Hlilncs this word tho word of "LOVE!" Yes, KAM13 and 1.0VK, the purest gems TL'it npaiklo In men's diadems! Yet, seldom In the selfsame crown Do LOVK and KAMK unite renown 'Twlxt thin and that, hero In my den, In purzlcd drenm I doze nnd then Declnro for LOVK! Again for KAMRI "i'ls Bwoet tin everlasting name To bo renowned whenever mini In years to como tho scroll may scan! And then within tho dull llrcplaco I sec u sweet, appealing fnco With Hush of love, with eyes of blue, With lips of rlpo and ruddy hue. Ono Itiig'rlug gnzo Into the grnto Goodby to l''AMK I lend my Kate! For LOVK Ik true, content with lovo. And constant ns the stnrs nbovc; While KAMK Is false, a llckle Jado Thnt changes In Life's sun and shade! "True, love Is fumo enough for theol" ,'r. what tho Hiellglit says to me. & & History to Date, it wn3 on the morning of the battle of tho Thormopylnen Pnss. and tho yolltlcmus of Greece wero still with out n leader. Lconldns, tho intrepid general, tho stalwart "he-row" of ranny a blond Ftrewn tH.d, had over oaten of grapes tho night beforo and was undergoing an operation for ap pendicitis. Tho Maid of Athens, who sometimes acted as substitute, was also hors du combat, having Inadvert ently dropped a curling iron down her back that very morning. Alexander had gone fishing n week beforo and was now three days overdue while Na poleon, alone in his cigar store, could not leavo the business. Things looked dark for tho Greeks when, at sun-up, they assembled at tho Pass of Thermopylae to stop the on coming hosts from Thossnly! "My country for a leader!"' cried a civilian who didn't own even a dog house. "My cotin " But a (lying piece of liver hit him in the oracular orifice and cut short his sensational harangue. At this Juncture, a courier, mounted on a snorting, foaming stcetl, dashed Into the village courtyard, his riding habit ileckod with dust. "She hns came!" he shouted hoarse ly. "Sho has came!" There was a mighty rush, n separa tion of the ways and Joan of Arc mounted on a blonde-colored horso with a watch eyo, rode Into view. Evcn'ns she rode, tho drum beats of the charging enemy could bo heard In tho mountainous distance. "Forward, the light brigade!" she chouted, pointing with sword erect toward tjie Thermopylae!! gateway. "Forward! On to victory or death!" (Cheers.) "Wc will fight it out on this line if It takes all summer!" sho cried, springing from her blonde horse and drawing a piece of chalk across the threshold of the Pass. With ominous growl, the ward-heelers from tho Fourth ward of Thessaly charged straight at tho line, their spears raised for tho onslaught. Now ou can see the whites of their eyes. Now feel their bated breath. Now With one mighty sweep of her arms, Joan of Arc. standing with toes to the line, gathered tho spears to her own breast. S blood! But evon ns tho cruol points struck tho martyr's body, tho Greeks rallied, nnd crying, "Charge, Chester, charge! On, Stanley, on!" rushed nt tho foo with common impulse, crowding them into the sea forthwith. To the music of "Hall to the chief!" tho conquering hosts returned to the village to meet Alexander who had Just arrived from fishing with threo nappies and a stone roller on his stringer. Amid the plaudltu of his followers, ho telographed fo Tammany: "Wo havo met the enemy nnd they are otirn. "ALKX." And thu3 history is brought down to date, 2 If POULTRYl " i i i j i . Why Some Chicks Die. During November, 1900, a lot ot fifty-eight chicks wns hatched for oth er experimental work, nnd, thla having been concluded, tho chlckn wero placed In an out-door broodor. Within threo weoks all but five had died. Tho cause, as dotormlncd from tho post-mortem ovhtenco, was found to bo dlseasos duo to tho lncloment weather which prevailed nt that time. Tho aoverlty of tho chango hotweon tho brooder and that prevailing outsldo gavo to tho larger number of tho young chicks lung diseases from which thoy nover recovered. Among thoso may bo men tioned ono of tho first atops In pneu monia, which gavo an appoaranco of tho tubercles, which possibly havo been horotoforo called tuberculosis, Implying that tho bacillus tuberculosis was their cause. Thoso tuborcles within a fow days paBsod through tholr various stages Into cheesy de generation, nnd In tho more chronic cases Boomed to bo In process of ro palr when tho animal died". Other chicks died of congestion of tho lungs; others scorned to dlo of intestinal trou bles, probnbly brought about by tho same causes. I noted also that tho r hicks did not seem to oxorclse proper Judgment In their solectton of tho food presented to them. Somo nto It too conrso; others devoured coarse, fib rous roots; others seemed to havo no grit In their gizzards Willi Wiich to grind tho grain. Rhodo Island (Experi ment Station Report. Tho hen house should bo located 6n dry ground, and tho Boll, if clayeyV should bo well underdralned. - t Wheat as Poultry Food. Wheat is n good Jood for chicks and for full grown fowls. Wheat screenings nro not nlways as cheap as their prlco would Bcem to Indicate. Wo have known screenings to sell at n cont a pound, which would equal CO coats per bushel. At tho snmo time clean, plump wheat could bo bought for soventy cents. Tho screenings conlulnod n very largo proportion of cod seeds, somo of them, llko tho . Boeds of corn cockle, roisonous. to animal Hfo when taken in consider able iiuuntltlos. Tho screenings con sist largely of shrivolod wheat kernels and havo not In thorn tho name amount of food valua as is to bo found In tho plump whent, Just ns tho material to bo found in a shriveled up apple shriveled beforo It was mattiro Is in no wny to bo compared to that In an npplo that has matured. The farmer that haB screenings of bl3 ow'n from his own wheat will flndJt aJvisablo to feed them to his -pquiiTy, but tho. s man that has to buy food for tho poul- try had far hotter buy whole wheat, paying for it tho mnr.tot prlco, than to buy wheat screenings at a Httlo less price. As food thoy are worth not only less, but a good deal less. As a single grain food for poultry, Twhoat 1b somewhat more valuable than corn, though wo would not recommend any one gralu ns a complete ration. The Supply of Litter. Litter Is a good thing in the poul try houso, summer or winter, and if a largo quantity of It Is at hand and it can bo renowed every weok or so It will provo of groat advantugo in keep ing tho poultry houso clean. The ma nure can be easily falked out with tho litter, and a broom will complete, tho work In a fqw minutes. Wo have seen many a poultry houso without a particlo of litter, when tho barn near by had moro chaff lying around than tho farmer knew how to dispose of. Tho best kind of litter Is chopped straw. It acts aa on absorbont under the roosts nnd as a reccptaclo In the other part of tho pen for tho grains that may bo thrown in for the fowls. This gives them a chauco to scratch,. Buckwheat hulls are good, nnd thoy can bo obtained at mills that make buckwheat Hour. Tho man that usos a shredder will find shredded corn fodder very useful in tho poultry houso. Ono of tho great advantages of litter Is that In winter tho feot of tho fowls are kept off tho cold floor, and If thero are any cracks In the floor they become stopped up with tho chaff. The llttor should bo changed often and nover bo allowed to become damp. Tho compost it forms will bo found very serviceable In tho spring. Langshans. Langshans aro tho smallest and most active of tho Asiatic class. Thoy are a practical fowl in more senses than one, and their prolific laying and excellent qualities make them a profit able fowl for tho farmer and market poultryman. They are ono of the old est varieties of poultry and have al ways been held in popular esteem. The quality of the flesh of tho Lang shan la excellent, boing fine grained, tender, and nicely flavored. As layers they rank among tho best, averaging from twelve to tkjrteon dozen a year, and as winter layers they are to be recommended. Tho chicks are hardy nnd maturo early. Langshans are good sitters nnd mothers, being ot gontlo disposition; they are easily kept In confinement pr on free range. Being excellent fpragers, thoy are ideal fowls for the farm, and will gather during the year a considerable proportion of their food. It is reported Uiat tho world's sup ply of peara has been corner"! by a Chicago firm and that prices will be sharply advanced. When a man calls a girl his "dove" she Is naturally all In a flutter.