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They ran me for tho Senate-
At least that's what they Said.
Alas, the other fellow ' '!
Came out way yon ahead.
I had my eye upon a desk,
My easy chair I'd picked.
Alas for my ambition,
I done
Got :-
Licked.
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lEleven hundred fellows,
Republicans each one,
Said I would get their ballots,
But just look how I run.
"When I believed their promise
' I was completely tricked.
They voted their straight ticket
And I
Got,
Licked. ,
"Well, what's the bloomin' diffrence?
I am alive and well,
Ho matter if my party
Got beat and beat like thunder,
I smile and take it easy; ,
And nary time I kicked;
I'm feelin' fat and sassy
' Though I
Got
Licked.
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Early in the campaign while, per
"haps, influenced somewhat by partisan
.zeal, I passed some strictures on the
quality of the editorials in the Lincoln
Evening Star. I seize this occasion
to apologize, to withdraw my asser
tions and to make public my error.
During the campaign the Star was not
only edited with partisan ability but
with a spirit of fairness as acceptable
as it was unusual in republican news
paper history. The Star's denunci
ation of the miserable, dishonest and
disreputable scheme of the republican
state committee the so-called fac
similes of railroad passes alleged to
be held by W. H. Thompson should
make the Star friends among those
who prefer political campaigns made
decent. I don't like the Lincoln Star's
politics a little bit, but I do like its
manifest disposition to be fair and
decent. Let us have a little more of
-that sort of" thing on both sides of
the political fence.
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David E. Thompson has accepted
the Brazilian mission. And the pre
diction is ventured right here that he
will make a good minister to that South
American republic. Why? Because
he is a good business man, a pusher
.and a tireless worker. That's the kind
of men we need to represent ub in
South America. That's where we
need to cultivate business relations.
We ought to sell South Americans
everything they buy abroad, and we
ould do it if the right sort of men
were sent there to teach them to recog
nize their own interests.
Election night I spent a couple of
hours in tho Journal editorial rooms
listening to the returns. About 9
o'clock a man came in and said he had
the returns from Bryan's precinct.
" What are they ?" asked Tom Mun
ger, a republican understrapper and
Tjeneficiary who was tabulating the re
turns. .
" We beat Bryan by sixteen votes,"
said the man.
" Bully 1" shouted Hunger. " That's
what we've been working for. We sperrt
yover a hundred dollars to beat Bryan
in his own precinct today!"
And with the usual glee of the
narrow-minded, little-souled pot-house
politician Munger and his sattelites
crowed for the rest of the night.
Wednesday noon I was going home
to dinner on the street car. A group
of men in tho car fell to discussing tho
results of election. They didn't know
me, so I butted into the conversation
at tho right time.
' Well, Bryan lost his precinct,"'
said one.
"Yes, couldn't carry his own pre
cinct, b'gosh," said another.
" He ought to bo ashamed of that,"
said another.
Then I butted in.
" A great national leader who can't
carry his own little precinct ought to
back up into obscurity and stay there,"
said I.
"That's what he ought to do," said
one of the men.
" He don't deserve consideration if
he can't win out among people who
know him best," said I.
"That's what. A man's worth can be
judged by the way he stands at home,
and the vote is a pretty good test," said
one of the men.
" I guess that's right," said I. " I
notice that "Roosevelt lost his precinct
by thirty-one.
While that gang of pinchbeck poli
ticians were gaping in surprise at my
Ytm& SvtiVa tot He Ura4, "Bo
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remark I rang the bell for tho car to
stop. As it slowed up I started for the
floor; and when I reached it I turned
and said: ,
"You are a pretty fair sample of the
cheap-screw republicans who inhabit
this man's town. Good day, gentle
men." It was a bushel of nun fpr mo, and
helped to salve the wounds of defeat.
And I guess I got off the car about
tho right time.
Thero are 1,111 republicans in the
city of Lincoln who are unmitigated
and collossal prevaricators. Tho proof
is at hand. A certain candidate for
state senate on tho democratic ticket
nameless hero forever more has the
proof. Eleven hundred and fifty-seven
republicans swore they would voto for
him. Tho election returns show that
he ran just six votes ahead of his ticket.
Of course all democrats voted for him.
Therefore, i,m of those republicans
lied like a republican platform when
they said they would give him their
votes.
There's nothing the matter with
Douglas county. She displayed good
sense when she turned down D.ave
Mercer and sent a man like G. M.
Hitchkock to congress. It's high time
we quit sending logrollers and petty
schemers to congress and began send
ing men of brains and ability. The
Second district has made a good start.
Fellow democrats, crow is not such
an awfully unpalatable dish if pre
pared rightly and served with the prop
er condiments. No, thank you, we
have no desire for a second helping.
The sanitary trustees of Lincoln de
serve the thanks of all good fusionists.
The sanitary trustees have straightened
out most of the kinks in Salt creek and
tho distance is not nearly as long as it
used to be.
The house restaurant at Washington
should lay in a supply of wheatlet,
oatmeal and other "health foods."
Uncle Mose will shortly be down that
way.
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Of course all the-old soldiers voted
for Mickey because he is an old soldier.
And of course all the old soldiers voted
Barry, because Barry is an old soldier.
Hem!
There will be another state' election
next November. 'Rah for Judge John
Sullivan!
Of course the tariff will be revised
by its friends. It is to taugh'
The absence of roosters in these col
umns is easily explained. Somebody
opened the chickencoop door and let
'em out. We'll have more by the time
the next election contest is over.
When the influences that control the
republican party permit the tariff to be
revised, hell will have boiled down to a
poultice and the sun will be merely a
huge icicle hung in the sky.
Our congratulations to Mr. John N.
Baldwin of Council Bluffs, Iowa, and
renewed evidences of our distinguished
consideration.
The- republicans are cussing Rose
water some more. In less than a year
they'll be licking his boots as usual.
When Brer Rosewater wants to ride he
throws a saddle on the g. o. p., dons
his spurs, leaps astride and jabs the
g. o. p. flanks till they bleed. Then
he rides gaily away until he gets tired.
He knows right where the stall is, too.
The next time the fusionists of the
Sizth meet to nominate a candidate for
congress let them select Rod Smith.
Roderick has spent the past four years
in Washington and knows the ropes.
He is a shrewd, capable young man, a
democrat who has affiliated with the
populists, and is as smooth as they
make 'em when it comes down to gen
uine political scheming. Rod Smith
would make a campaign calculated to
singe the range grass.
If Brer Morrissey and Brer Smyser
will meet me at the Lindell hotel be
tween now and Christmas we'll have a
little weeping match and consolation
meeting. Then we'll take on some
democratic enthusiasm and up and at
'em again.
Notice Hereafter no goods are to be
charged to the Drockett saloon except on
my order. H. C. Armstong,
Dated October 18, 1902.
Cash paid for hides. Clough & Collins.
NKW PROCESS WITH MALT,
.Method Perfected nt Pnbst llrcvyorjr That
Assures llccr Perfectly Pure.
There is just as much difference be
tween tho plans of nn architect and
the sketch of a schoolboy as there Is
between the now Malt Process of tho
Pabst Urowlnpr company and tho old
way of ranking beer.
Thero is more In that than you may
think. Beer drinkers can't afford not
to know what this statement means.
The Pabst Brewing company is not
easily satisfied good as Pabst beer has
been and is, It is better now than ever
before
It will pay to know why.
This Is why.
Cupt. Pabst declares " that malt is
the soul of boor."
Tho better the malt, tho better tho
beer.
Perfect boor must como from perfect
malt. Tho Now Process at tho Pabst
brewery begins a now era In the brew
ing world.
It's a malt revolution.
NBW rnOCKSS 1'EHFKOTKD.
Malt, up to this time, oven in tho
Pabst brewery, was gotton from barley
grain by the best methods known. At
immenso cost involving tho outlay of
vast sums of money, tho Pabst Brow
ing company has perfected a new malt
ing process that is so far superior to
tho old method as to bo beyond com
parison with it. Always before, tho
malstcr spread tho steeped barley on
the malt-houso floor, and was depend
ent upon the weather for results. Malt
in tho now Pabst malt-houso is
made in weather that is made
in the malt-house tho only fire
proof, air-proof, germ-proof malt
houso in tho world. Tho walls are
several feet in thickness; light enters
only through triple windows, closed
and sealed.
Malt Is made from barley, step by
step.
HOW MALT 18 MADE.
First Pabst obtains tho best barley
money can buy. Then it is cleaned,
graded and stored, and at regular in
tervals cooled and freshened by tho
"air-bath" blower.
Second To become malt, tho grain
must sprout or germinato in a moist
condition. Right here is found tho
revolution in perfect malting. After
steeping an average of fifty-four hours
in pure water, the grain Is conveyed to
Immenso germinating compartments.
The sprouting barley In these is
stirred and turned by automatic stir
ring and cranes, not by shovel as in
the old way. Each and every iudlvid
ual grain sprouts in the same tempera
ture, at tho same time and exactly to
the same extent.
Third After tho-sprouting or ger
minating, the compartments are emp
tied, and the grain is carried away to
the kilns.
Pabst kilns are tho only kilns ever
constructed that kiln rightly and prop
erly. Eight immenso floors in two
tiers Ho one above the other over great
furnaces beneath. All these iloors are
metal, punctured by small holes to
admit the heat from below.
The wet sprouting malt goes to the
top floor first, where it begins to wither;
then tho floor Is opened and tho malt
drops to the floor below, nearer and
nearer the ;heat, withering more and
more, drying as It goes. Finally upon
the lower floor the sprouts begin to
fall from the grain, leaving the malted
barley-grain dry.
Then comes the fanning, which blows
away and entirely removes every parti
cle except the perfect limited barley
grain Itself.
I'UBE UEEIt J1V I'ABBT METHOD.
Malt under the new Pabst process
germinates in atmosphere that is tem
pered to tho fraction of a degree.
Eight days that' work continues.
Pure filtered air of exact temperature
is drawn by suction at regular intervals
through the grain, the malt being
always In a perfectly fresh, clean
atmosphere.
There is never any change in the
nmlting climate of the Pabst malt
house. Change is often fatal. Pabst now
malt-houso is the only one" where
chango Is Impossible.
Pabst malt Is good mult; best malt
ever produced.
Malt made that way, and it Is made
that way only in the Pabst brewery,
that's perfect malt, that means perfect
beer.
Tho rest of the process of brewing
beer is familiar to those who have
visited any good brewery. Tho brow
house of the Pabst brewery Is tho. best
brow-house In the world best equipped
most equipment.
After the infusion of the hops, tho
cooking, cooling, the fermenting and
tho storing, the barreling and tho
finished product reaches tho consum
ing public at last tho best beer ever
made, because it's made by the best
method from the best malt.
If the malt Isn't right, the beer si
bad; if the malt is good, the beer is
good; If tho malt Is perfect, the beer is
perfect.
This tells why Pabst malt Is perfect
malt; the way Its done, tke new way,
tho best way, tho Pabst way.
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Horses Wintered.
Good pasture and hay, stabled at night.
Four miles southwest. Inquire Mollring
Bros.' Store.
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Cattle Wanted to Winter.
I am prepared to winter about forty head
of cattle on my ranch ncarDunlap. Plonty
of feed and water and best of care.
W. Bamb, Dunlap, Neb.
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