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raAu Teddy.
He smote the haughty Spaniard, and he
smote him hip and thigh,
He charged the heights of San Juan hill
and made the Spanish fly;
He broke the bucking broncho and sub
dued him to his wilt,
And whole trainloads of catamounts he
slew with wondrous skill.
From east to west he strutted on, he posed
from north to south,
And of the life called strenuous ho prated
with his mouth.
He talked of "deeds, not words," and said
he'd shackle cunning tight,
Hut trusts knew well they had him, and
they knew they had him right.
They let him prate and work his mouth
from dawn till dewy eve,
And knew full well they had a cinch and
and never stopped to grievo.
When Teddy reared straight up and swore
he'd put 'em in a box,
The trust just winked the other eye and
pinned their faith on Knox.
And Morgan, Schwab, and Hill and Gates,
and all the blooming push
Know that a Teddy well in hand beats
sneaking through the bush.
And so they let him talk away and mouth
each dreadful threat,
For Teddy hasn't made a move to shackle
cunning yet.
AVe hear a lot from Oyster Bay the words
come thick and fast
And ev'ry new made threat wo hear is
stronger than the last.
But all the trusts just smile and give the
price another boost,
And still the strenuous flow from Ted is
unreduced.
It's words from early morning, and it's
words till late at night.
And still the trusts scr-w up the price and
hoist 'it out of sight.
O, Teddy 1 Talking Teddy from Long
Island's sandy dunes,
You say your're full of holy zeal the
people know it's prunes. v
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Tlieie's mortgage on the corncrib,
Bix; the summer kitchen, too: implant
ed crops in the same fix now wouldn't
that freeze you? Forget the pig of
which you spoke; forget the cow called
Speck, and swat your banker friend
from Polk upon his rubber neck.
His is a rubberneck, dear Bix, for
it's strcched out to see that ev'ry mort
gage he has sticks through all eternity
on everything a poor cuss owns, from
cribs to future crops; from kitchen
down to aching bones he gets all ere
,hc stops.
' Yes, Mickey is a farmer, Bix, but not
of fertile soil; to chattel loans friend
Mickey sticks with int'rest-grabbing
toil. He plows the mortgage records
through, sows chattel loans broadcast,
and reaps the stuff when overdue and
holds it tight and and fast.
During the recent hard times a
renter in Polk county went to "Farm
er" Mickey and asked for a loan of S35.
"Fanner" Mickey made the loan on a
chattel mortgage. The borrower had
a very little to mortgage, but he gave
it on that little. He plastered the
mortgage on little corncrib, on a lit
tle summer kitchen he had built for his
good wife, and agreed to make a new
mortgage on the thirty-eight acres of
crop when the crop was planted. When
he called at "Farmer" Mickey's bank
to perform his agreement and execute
a mortgage on the thirty-eight acres of
crop, he was informed that "Farmer"
Mickey had learned that he had plant
ed forty-nine acres instead of thirty
eight acres. And the poor devil had
to execute a mortgage on forty-nine
acres of crop instead of on thirty-eight
as agreed, because "Farmer" Mickey
couldn't afford to take any chances on
his having anything left unmortgaged
as security for the S35 loan. An ex
perts declare that the mortgage on the
crops was executed by "Farmer"
Mickey's own hand.
If "Hell Roaring Jake" Smith is
guilty, then Roosevelt was wrong when
he said the war had been conducted
with unparalleled humanity and
forbearance. If "Hell Roaring Jake"
Smith is- innocent, then Roosevelt has
sacrificed Smith to further Roosevelt's
interests. Will some good republican
paper please say which is which?
"Farmer" Mickey says he will be
elected by 25,000 majority. If he can
figure votes like he figures interest he
may be.
Mike Harrington had business at the
state house a few days ago, and want
ed to see Attorney General Prout.
Stepping into the attorney general's
office Mike asked of Morris Brown:
"Hello, Norris; is Prout in?"
"Yes," replied Norris; "he's in but
he cau't be seen now."
"Great God!" exclaimed Mike, "has
he got as small as that?"
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Senator Doirich appointed a post
master at Waliod over the nlrhosl
unanimous protest of the Saunders
county republican leaders, giving as
his reason that ho agreed with D. E.
Thompson to do so. When a promi
nent Lancaster republican heard Dcit
rich's explanation ho growled:
"Some of these days a man will put
a pistol to D. E. Thompson's head and
blow Dcittich's brainB out."
The more 0110 hears and reads con
cerning the strenuous gentleman now
rusticating and posing at Oyster Bay,
the more one is reminded of what Con
gressman DcArmond of Missouri said
about a certain Nebraska man, now de
ceased: "He talks when lie is not writing,
and writes when he is not talking, and
docs both when he is not thinking."
If E. Rosewater ever finds a legisla
ture he can control he will have a law
passed prohibiting the World-Herald
from reproducing editorials printed in
the Bee. Every time Mr. Rosewater
takes a stand on anything "Dick" Met
calfe digs up a Bee editorial showing
that Rosewater was on the other side
of-the question less than "six months
before. Pending the enactment of
such a law Mr. Rosewater might in
voke the protection of the law against
cruelty to animals.
The state republican committee has
headquarters at the Lindcll hotel in
Lincoln. A traveling man sitting in
front of the hotel the other day saw a
young man with pale face and a haunt
ed look in his eye dodging thiough the
doors, sneaking nround the cornets
and hiding in the corners.
"What 'nh'll's the matter with that
duck?" queried the traveling man.
"Who?" asked a bystander.
"That guy there that looks like he
was dodging the police."
That? O, that's Harry Lindsey,
chairman of the republican state cen
tral committee."
"Well, what 'n thunder makes him
act that way?"
"I guess he's heard that Senator
Dcitrich is in town and wants to find
him and offer his services as a speaker
in the campaign."
A light dawned in the traveling man's
eyes.
"Well, b'gosh, I don't blaino the
poor devil for dodging. He's got all
he can carry right now without adding
that to his burden."
The republican organs that condemn
ed Senator Bailey for resenting an in
sult have no trouble in commending
Knox for doing the same thing. Every
time republican logic sets out for a
saunter it meets itself coming back.
J. Pierpont Morgan declares that
poker is a wicked game. It is barely
possible that Mr. Morgan has just tried
to make a four-flush play against a
king-full. The man who undergoes
that experience usually arrives at the
conclusion that poker is a wicked game.
We do not wonder that Mr. Morgan
is opposed to the game of poker. In a
poker game every man has a show to
win, and Morgan prefers those games
wherein he has a cinch.
The sugar beet crop of the United
States is not as valuable as the corn
crop of Nebraska. In fact, one year's
good corn crop in Nebraska is worth
more than all the sugar beets raised in
the United States in any five years of
the beet industry. But 76,000,000
people must be taxed to protect the
"sugar beet infant."
Did you ever study a sequence in
dates? It is quite interesting in these
days of benevolent assimilation. For
instance:
It was charged that brutality was
being practiced by our soldiers in the
Philippines.
Then the administration press said
it was a lie, and that everbody who said
it were traitors, copperheads and little
Americans. Then Roosevelt came out
in a speech and declared that the war in
the Philippines had been conducted with
unparalleled humanity and forbearance.
Then the administration press swore
harder than ever that any man who
charged brutality in the Philippines
should be hanged as a traitor.
Then General Jacob Smith was
charged w ith lwving issued an order to
kill all male Filipinos over ten years of
age and to make Sainar a howling
wilderness.
Once more the administration press
denounced it as a lie.
Smith was tried by court martial,
found guilty of brutality and conduct
prejudicial to the army and retired by
order of the president.
Now, when "the Anti-Imperialist
League charges brutality and cruelty,
and writes to the prosidont asking for
an investigation of charges the admin
istration press throws another connip
tion fit, says' the address is impudent,
full of silly lies and breathes treason.
And every day the newspapers tell
us of army officers reprimanded for
cruelty.
Only a purblind partisan and politi
cal fool bolievcs that one-tenth of the
truth about conditions in the Philip
pines has been mado public.
Injunctions stand only against men
who woik for a living, not against men
who fatten off of the toil of others.
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Governor Savage's letter to the
Plumbers' union of Omaha was a un
necessary as it was foolish. When
Savage averred that he hid done moro
work for fifty cents than the plumbers
ever did for $4 he proved nothing save
that he was a blanket blank fool for
working so hard for so little money.
All the letter writing and speech writ
ing Savage has done while in office has
not fatigued him, but it has given
"Bob" Clanccy brain fag.
In the name of commonsense what
did organized labor expect at the hands
of a republican governor?
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'PHONE 105.
WEST SIDE MAIN
STllEET
ALLIANCE. NEIL
Ice Cream Parlor,
Wholesale and
Retail....
Ice Cream, $1.00 per Gal.
Quart, 30 Cents.
Brick, Three Colors and Flavors in One,
50 Cents per Brick.
Wo Also Carry u Full Line of
Confectionery.
RAY & PETKER.
Contractor and Builder.
Turning and Scroll
Work and all
Kinds of Shop
Work
Estimates Furnished.
GEO. G, GADSBY,
In O. A, Anderson's I . ..
Ulacksmlth fchop, f Alliance, Ned.
Order of Hearing.
STATK OK NEHHASKA.J B
Count or Ilox Hums. ) "
At a county court hold at tho county court
room In unci for wild county, August t), A. D,
iwk, present, u. .. upucnt, county judge.
In tho matter of the estate of Dennis (
ho matter of thu estate
1 Oar-
pouter, (Incensed.
On reading and flllng the petition of H. U.
Carpenter, pruylnK that administration of
halcl estate may bo granted to him as admin
istrator Ordered, that August SO, A. 1). 1003, at 2
o'clock p m.. Is assigned for hearing said
petition, when all persons Interested in said
matter may appear at u county court to bo
held In and for said county, and show cause
why tho prayer of tho petitioner should not
bo granted; and that notlco of the pendency
of said petition and tho hearing thereof bo
given to all persons interested in said matter
by publishing this order in tho Almanch
IleitALO, u wookly newspaper published in
said county, for three successive weeks prior
to said day of hearing.
V. K. Spaciit, County Judge.
(A truo copy.) seal 8-h
Sheriff's Sale.
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lty vlrtua of un order of snlo Issued by tho
clerk of tho district court of Hox Iintto coun
ty, Nebraska, uion a decree rendered by said
court, In fa or of George V. Sparks, plalntltr,
and against John Aug. llunzicker. Minnie
Hunilrker and thu Cedar ltanlds Suiinlv
company, defendants, I will, on tho33thduy
of August, A. I). 1WB, at 10 o'clock A. M on
s.uu uuy, ai mo vc-.i rroiu uoor 01 inn couri
hoiiM) in Alliance In suld county, sell tho fol
lowing deseri'iwl roal estate, to-wit: the weat
half of bvctloii'JI, township us, north, range
4ti, vet of the sixth principal merlillau la
llo lluttu county, Nebraska, at public auc
tion to tho highest blddor for cash, to satisfy
Mild order of sale In tho sum of ffiOAM and In
terest, costs and accruing costs, taxed ut
49 asasatlrst lelu and tho sumof Sl.3U.8i,
u second lieu in favor of Cedar Iluplds Sup
ply company. ,
IRA HKKI).'
Shorlff of Said County.
L. A.TlJ.nitv, Attorney for Plaintiff.
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Notice of Sale.
Notice is hereby given that by virtue
of au order signed by a majority of the
stockholders of The Alliancu Dairy as
sociation, (Incorporated) at Alliance,
Nebraska, wo will offer for sale at pub
lic auction to the highest bidder for
cash the following described property
to-wlt:
"Commencing at a point twenty feet
south of the bouthwest corner of Lot
No. 1(1, in lllock No, 13, of original
town of Alliance, Box liutte county,
Nebraska, according to the recorded
plat thereof; thence running south, in
a line with the cast lino of Sweetwater
avenue, of said town, one hundred and
thirty feet, to a point In it line with tho
north lino of Wyoming avenue, of Mild
town; thence euj,t In tho continuation
of thu last mentioned line llfty feet;
thence north, at right angles to last
mentioned line, one hundred and thirty
feet, to tho south lino of the alley in
said lllock No. 13; thence cbt, along
said south line, fllty feet, to the place
of beginning. Subject to legal high
ways," together with frame building,
18 by 22 feet, albo one twelve horse I
power vertical boiler and smoke Mack
complete, oni cream separator and
base; one iveoiviug vat; one Ideal heat
er; one skim milk tank; one large milk
scale; one weigh can; one washing and
cleaning tank; one Ilubcock milk tester;
one Marsh steam well pump, and all
other articles necessary to operate said
separator station. Said sale will bo
held at tho west door of said separator
station, at Alliance, Box liutto county,
Nebraska, an the 23rd day of August,
1002, at 2 o'clock p. m. Proceeds to bo
used to pay tho indebtcness of said
corporation and expenses of selling
same together with accruing costs and
balance to bo pro rated among tho
stockholders of said corporation.
A. S Kked, President.
.T. It. Van Uoskiiik Secretary.
Dated at Alliance, Nebraska, this 23d
day of July. 1002
Stnplo and I'micy Groceries.
For a Full
Line of...
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Groceries
Best Coffees,
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That Can't He Beat
In Town....
Queensware,
Tinware and
Enameled ware
CALL ON.
")ouvs ot 5ax
FINE BOOTS and SHOES
MADETOOttDEK.
IlKPAIUIXG A SI'EOIAIiTV.
OllDEItS GALLED I'OK AND DELIVERED
R. MADSEN,
First Door
south of
Fagtory,
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Newberry's Hardware r.Mnhllsliincnt.
EADQUARTERS for all kinds of Galvanized Steel,
uip supply ana water lanits.
Agent for Chloro Naptholeum. If your cat
tle have the Itch or Lice, try this disinfectant.
It is a sure cure.
Carry a full line of Builders' and Shelf Hardware,
Stoves, Wagons, Buggies, Windmills, Pipe and Cylin
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Two of Our Churches.
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Mocks North of
TIMES BUILDING.
Ghohoe Collins Jkpfkrs, Pastor.
SwnAa Sctyjvccs.
Sunday School .......... 10.00 a.m.
Preaching u.oo a.m.
Junior Meeting. . , 3.00 r. m.
C. E. Meeting 7.15 P.M.
Preaching. ... 8.00 r. m.
Prayer Servico.Thursday. 8.00 p.m.
& A Hearty Welcome &
TO ALL SERVICES.
.Miscellaneous
NELSON FLETCHER,
Fire Insurance Agent.
REPRESENTS THE FOLLOWING
INSURANCE COMPANIES.
Hartford Fire Insurance Co.
North American of Philadelphia.
Phoenix of Brooklyn, New York.
Continental of New York City,
Niagara Fire Insurance Co.
New York Underwriters, New York.
Commercial Union Assurance Co.,
of London.
Liverpool, London and Glohe In
office Up.Stnlrs,
Tlctchcr lllock.
J"") iamonds, Watches.
. Souvenirs
Repairing in all its
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(Stain, jflour anb jfeeb.
SOXjEJ AQB3NT FOR
The Aurora Milling Company.
A One Flour,
Leave Your Orders for Alfalfa.
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The Herald has the best
west, and turns out the
Victor Lodge, Xuiuber 10, Knight of
Ithlus.
Meets every Tuesday evening at 8
o'clock, at Pell's hall. Visiting members
in the city cordially invited to attend.
C. A, Rankin. 0. C.
J. T. O, Stiwakt, K, of R. and S.
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SUNDAY SERVICES.
Sunday School 10.00 a.m.
Preaching 11,00 A.M.
Class Meeting. .......... 12.00 M. ,
Junior Kpworth League. . 3.00 r, t.
Ep worth League 7.00 p. m.
Preaching 8.00 p. m.
PrayerService, Thursday. 8.00 p.m.
Eteryqiw Is Welcomed to
All Services.
Ad ortUctncnts.
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surance Co.
German American
Ineuranco Co.,
New York.
Farmers and Merchants
Insurance
Co., of Lincoln.
Columbia Fire Insurance Co,
Philadelphia Underwriters.
Phoenix Insurance Co., of
ford, Conn.
Hart-
Alliance, Nebraska.
Gold Jewelry,
i Hail orders promptly
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