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About Dakota County herald. (Dakota City, Neb.) 1891-1965 | View Entire Issue (March 9, 1922)
DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD Mr ';0Jm &fm II ySbiv yMXilmmM &&& "Every Picture P.TelltaSto i Feel Stiff and yfBLK&K0? j-, f Vr J Mmr tfLHLBtS&x. IhHIM Every Cold? Do You Have Constant Backache ? Feel Old and Lame and Suffer Sharp, Rheumatic Pains ? Then Look to Your Kidneys ! DOES every cold, chill or attack of grip leave you worn-out and utterly miserable? Do you feel old and lame, stiff and rheumatic? Does your back ache with a dull, unceasing throb, until it seems you just can't stand it any longer? Then look to your kidneys! Grip, colds and chilla are mighty hard on the kidneys. They fill the blood with poisons and impurities that the kidneys must filter ofF. The kidneys weaken under this rush of new work; become congested and inflamed. It's little wonder, then, that every cold leaves you with torturing backache, rheumatic pains, headaches, dizziness and annoying bladder irregularities. But don't worry! Simply realize that your kidnoyB are over worked nt such times and need assistance. Get a box of Doan'a Kidney Pills and givo your weakened kidneys tli help they need. Assist them, also, by drinking pure water freely, eating ngntly and getting plenty of frcSh air and rest. Doan's Kidney Pills have helped thousands and should help you. Ask your neighbor! "Use Doan's, "Say These Grateful Folks: Earl KckerBon, barber, Com mercial Bt., Clark, S. D., gays: "I liaro used Doan'a Kidney rills several times when my kidneys -would got out of order, as tiio result of a cold scttlinn on tlicso organs. My back would feel weak and lame, es pecially when I was on my feet a grcal deal. The action of my kidneys was irregular, too. I used Doan's Kidney Tills and they soon straightened out this trouble for me and put my kid neys in good order." DOAN'S At AH Dealers, 60c a Box. Foster-Milburn Co., Mfg. Chem., Buffalo, N. V. Viseline R.U9.rt off. PETROLEUM JELLY For sores, broken blisters,burns, cuts and all skin irri tations. - , Also innumerabl toilet uses. KFWR suKimrns MFG. CO. New York f Strt Inviting Trouble. " 'ould I consider him n prudent man? I can't say that I would. Hx nelly the opposite, In fact." , k'Whiit reason hnve you for holding Biich an opinion of him 7 "I happen to know that ho lets his wife nnd tho lady who expects to sue ceed her have chargo accounts at tho Biuno store." Feminine Friendship. "Is Bessie, a friend of yours?" "Yes what has Jho been saying about tno now'?" Jiidgo. WESTERN CANADA ? t?tCl - KaK-rSSAJSSfif'S Ulwty --N rC. A. Achy After Mrs. Fred Lander, Salem, S. D., eajB! "My kidneys wcro weak and I Buffered from such pevcro backaches and felt so tired and dull, I could hardly do my housework. Frequent dizzy headaches bothered me and my kidneys acted irregu larly. If I took cold, the trouble became worse and I felt as though I were eighty years old. I read of Doan's Kidney Fills nnd procured some, Doin's poon put my back nnd kidneys in good order and after using five boxes, tho backache disap peared and my kidneys acted normally." KIDNEY PILLS Libel on American "Kiddles." In America children nro even "mora "modern" than they arc In this coun try. Two American children hnd n very bad effect on a fnmlly living quietly In Sussex. After these two children had gone back to the Stntes, tho vicar called and said, quite playfully, to tho young est daughter of the liouso: "Well, my dear, and what do thoy call you?" "Cut that dut," was tho reply. "I guess you ought to know, Mr. Preach or, You put the christening dopo across me." London Tit-lilts. TAKE ASPIRIN ONLY AS TOLD BY "BAYER" "layer" Introduced Aspirin to th Physicians Over 21 Yean Ago. To get quick relief follow carefully the safe, nnd proper directions In each unbroken pnekage of "Bayer Tublets of Aspirin." This pnekago Is plainly stamped with tho safety "Bayer Cross." The "Mayer Cross'1 means the. gen uine, world-fniuous Aspirin prescribed by physicians for over twenty-one years. Advertisement. Hard Job. It Is htlll pretty hard to got n wom an who Is compelled to do her own housework to believe her husband Is successful, no matter how honestly he may be getting his Income. The man who Ib unnblo to work and Rinoko at tho same time usually smokes. offers to home srekera opportunities that cannot bo secured elsewhere. The thousands ot fanners from the United States who hnve accepted Can. ads's generous offer to settle on FREE homesteads 01 buy farm land In her provinces have been -welt repaid by bountiful crops. There is etlll avail able on easy terms Fertile Land at $15 to $30 an Acre --land similar to that which through many years has yielded irora 20 to 45 bushels of wheat to tho ccro oats, barley ond flax also in (treat abundance, while rnlslnu horses, cattle, sheep uiul housisequallyprofitable. Hundreds of farm, era In western Canada have raited crops in n single season worth more than tiie whole cost ot their land. With such success comes prosperity, independence, cood homes and all the comforts and conveniences which make life worth llvlnsc. Farm Gardens, Poultry, Dairying ere source of income second only to sraln trowing and stuck raisin p. Attractive cli mate, good neighbors, churches; schools, Rood markets, railroad faculties, rural tcle phone, etc. V'ortDuitrt llt.ratun. rar, dMcrlctloa of fans opporiunlllra W M.nltabu, buliKburu, Alii... But tl.l.l.kf'.l 111 i . .yi.iN W.!tUMWtfUla.rvuucilU ittw, tc, .. WtIM COOK. Dr.w.r 107, W.l.r. twat9auiti UtLIK. A. UAKNETT, 3IJ. JcUon Stisct, St. Faul. Miss. AuMMrto Afint, Dtt. t Immltrattoa M4 SmltiltaJtlim, Dominion si Canada True $ Detective Stories $ .. . J. :!; MATTER OF MINUTES ;j: :-x-:m-:x:m-:-mX' Copyright by Tho Whteler Syndicate. Inc. IT WAS evident that the robbery of the Hock Island Express hnd been effected in less than a quar ter of an hour. The express car had boon hitched on Immediately behind the engine, and one of the firemen recalled having seen Kellogg, the mes fenger, checking up his accounts nbnut fifteen minutes before the train pulled Into .Morris, III. The iw;;t time ha glanced up n shade had been pulled across the ulrdow of the express car, and the first he know of the robbery wns after tho" train stopped nt Mori Is, and Pitney, the brnlcenian, shouted o' t that Kellogg had been killed and that thousands of dollars was missing fioin the safe. Jiimeson, who wns In chnrge of the baggage car, directly behind the ex press car, provided what npponred to be the only clue to the crime, by stat ing thnt shortly rifier the train left .Toilet, n mati In n red mnsk had en tered his car, hold him up nt the point of n revolver, and had then passed through to the enr beyond, lenv Ing Jameson in charge of another masked mnn who hnd dlwippenred as tho train slowed down nt Morris. "I wns scared stilT," admitted the baggageman, "and didn't date budge. The express authorities nt Morris prompt y sidetracked the express car, and wired the details of the cao to William A. PInkerton, who nrrived only a few houra later. Meanwhile, however, the contents of the safe had been checked tip, and 'It was dis covered that more than $20,000 wns missing. Kellogg, tho messenger, was dead, hut bvfnrc dying, he had evi deutly given a tood account of himself. Before ho did anything else, Pinker ton walked hack over the track on which the twin had come Into Morris. Less than half a mile out ho dis covered n red mnfk, lying close to the track, and he nisi) noted i most sig nificant fret nlthough there was more than n foot of snow npon the ground, there were no foot-prints within a qoai tor-mile of the mask! Returning to Morris, the detective commenced his examination of the ex press enr, but fnllol to find anything ot vnlue. Close lnspectlonof the body nflhc dead messenger, however, brought to light nnother point which- PInkerton felt certain ought to prove valuable. Under Kellogg's finger mills "wns a considerable quantity of what at first nppeured to ho wet paper or pulp of some kind," "but- wlilcii-tJm -tWcctlvo recognized ns tho outer layers of human skin, torn off during the struggle when tho messenger's Angers were fighting to secure a hold upon his assailant 1 Upon returning to Chicago, PInker ton nt once requested the ofllclnls of the road to have all the men employed on the train come to his olhce, ono by ono, to be Interviewed, Jameson, lie directed, was to bo the last mnn sent,. When I'ltney, the brnkeman, en teied, PInkerton did not overlook the fact that he was dressed in n new outfit which was distinctly above his sphere in life. From the points of his glossy shoes to tho top of his new derby, the brakemun hud evidently treated himself to n hrand-jiew ward robe In honor of his Interview with the famous detective, In spite of tho fact that he had very little to tell. It was ho who bail discovered the robberj. but lie hnd so1 on nothing of the man in the red mnsk, though Jameson's excited recital of the hold up had caused him Immediately to Investigate, tho express car. "That was Just as we were pulling Into Morris," concluded the brnkeman, "nnd T tnvo a yell the minute I saw wliin they had done to Kellogg." "That's what I wnnted to tnlk to you about," said Plnkciton. "Sit down, won't you? And take off your coat. It's wnrm In here .... Your gloves, too, he added, noting that I'lt ney kept his hands covered, After it moment's hcdtntlon tho brnkeman peeled olT his new gloves, nnd PInkerton hnd dlillculty In conceal ing n start of satisfaction, Tho hacks of (he mar's hands woie seamed and fccoied with a network of scratches I "Moon pln.vlng with the cat?" In quired PInkerton casually. "No, no," Pitney leplled. "I got those handling a busted trunk a few nights ago," and then lie launched Into a description of his experiences on the night ot the robbery. When ho had finished. PInkerton thanked him nnd bowed him out of the ofllce, but tho muilled buz, of a boll In the anteroom informed the men stntloned there that Pitney was to be followed night and dav. "o far as I was concerned," PInker ton said biter, "the case ended right there. The backs of Pltmy's hands, pouplod,with the absence of footprints In the vicinity of the red music which pi overt that the Job hnd been handled by sumeono on the trnln gnve the whole thing dead away. There had been no hold-up In tho bag gage car. Therefore, Jameson was In the game, too. The pair of them had framed up n most plausible btory, which, if It hadn't been for tho shreds of skin under tho dead nmn's nnllH, stood n good chance of being believed. "As It Tfim, my men shadowed them until they got careless and begun upending their stolen money Then ye we closed In, recovered all but $2,000 and sent the pair to the penitentiary for llfo Head men may not tell tnlei, but sometimes their flngeis dol" 1 KEEPING W 1 A CONS i Mmit Alaaanea tnav b described as nasal catarrh, stomach and bowel dltordors are Just a tow of the vory com mon Ills due to catarrh. Flsrht Itt Fight catarrh with a remedy of assured morlt. remedy which has a reputation for usefulness extending over half a century .DR. PE - Tablotm or Liquid THERE WAS THAT POSSIBILITY And Virginia Lad Might Have Seen Something of the Sort Happen Occasionally. A Virginian, recently elected Judge and feeling keenly tho responsibilities of his exnlted position, wns coming on horseback along n road In a remote bectlon of his district, lie saw a smoke on a hillside. "Moy," he said to a lud who was loallng alongside the road, "Is that smoke up there from a still?" "Yes, sir, I reckon It Is," the boy replied. "What are they making up there?" "Might be mnkln' some apple brandy." Tho Judge Jumped front his horse. "Here, boy," he said, "hold this horse. I'm going up there and stop that. They can't flout the law In thnt manner In my district." The boy took the reins nnd the Judge climbed the fence nnd started toward the smoke. After he hnd gone u few steps the boy shouted: "Oh. mister!" "What Is It?" asked the Judge. "Kffen you don't come back, what must I do with the horse?" Saturday Evening Post. HIS CRITICISM RATHER HASTY Possibly Mr. Newlywed Will Make Discreet Inquiries Before He Makes Another Complaint. A few weeks ago I was Invited to dine with a couple of old schoolmntcs who had been married for some time. I was asked to bring n friend who had also attended school with us. Tho dinner looked appetizing, nnd was progressing smoothly with nil ot us In good spirits. Suddenly, Jnck, my mnrrled friend, turned to his wife and snld: "Vera, what's the matter with these bis cuits?". - She iimilq some sort of rcpJ.v, where upon ho answered they were not fit to eat, that his mother could do bet ter baking, and nsked who baked them. Vera, with an Injured expression, answered: "Why, Jack, dear, your mother scut them over this evening." Moth, L know, wished the dinner over, nnd I found I had n pressing engagement directly afterward. Chi cago Tribune. Important to all Vomen Readers of this Paper Thousands upon thousands of women have kidney or bladder trouble and never suspect it. Women's complaints often prove to be nothing else but kidney trouble, or the result of kidney or bladder disease. If the kidneys are not in a healthy con dition, they may cause the other organs to become diseased. You may BulTer pain in the back, head ache and loss of ambition. Poor health makes you nervous, irrita ble and may be despondent; it makes any one 0, Hut hundreds of women claim that Dr. Kilmer's Bwarrp-ltoot, by restoring health to the kidneys, proved to be just the remedy needed to overcome such conditions. Many Bend for a sample bottle to see what Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and bladder medicine, will do for them. By enclosing ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Dinghamton, N. Y you may receive sam ple size bottle by Parcel Post. You can purchase medium and InrRe size bottles nt all drug stores. Advertisement. Taklnrj the Joy Out of Art. An artist from New York was visit ing nn old Southern family In Alnbamn. One day while they were riding In their nutoimlblle, which their former conch mnn, nn old negro, wns driving, the hostess pointed out n majestic tree that stood alone In a meadow. The artist went Into rnpture over, it and with hands clasped turned to her hostess. "Oh, Isn't It superb 1" sho breathed. "A perfect examplo of n Corot!" "Sense me, mlstls," said the priv ileged old feorvant. "Dat nln't no Corot. lilt's Jest ono of deso hyuh inigarbcrry trees." Youth's Compan ion, Freshen a Heavy Skin With the antiseptic, fascinating Cut!- tmra Talcum Powder, an exquisitely scented, economical face, skin, baby nnd dusting powder nml perfume. Renders other perfumes superlluous. One of tho Cutlcurn Toilet Trio (Soap, Ointment, Talcum). Advertisement Must Have Been. "Look mo in the face, sir." IIo raised his eyes timorously. "Now, Mr, deny, If you dare, that you married me for my money J" "It must have been for your money I" ho faltered, London Tit-Hits. Just as Good. "I can no longer offer my friends a bumper." "But you can take them out la a flivver." ELL MEANS TAfJT FIGKT AGAINST CATARRH . catarrhal condition. Couiths. colds. HARTMAN1! RU - NA Bold Everywhere 75raEBiA' "! Ms rrtfi TMMi o IWftfc fifintotrfg 15TIuidHrMt Mimj.v.jj t oownr.-.l PER OEITt AAr,fnMiPrMiaratioa6rAs-! :.:!rVH1pFiwl bvRegUUV I iiniheStomacfeandlkw Tfacrco7ftomotla61)& rf.ifrifflo MdRcsttAHrtlfflJ neither 0pItn.Hv'UncJl?l Mineral. Not babco rv-. twnw -frnnlbnr (..iIkCm! Remedy for GonstJpationantlDhirrJp a 'cTM-fchncss ana lOSSOFStEEP rearUmithcfefrcnwnw?1 Hjaoyfis vKmnzs KiVjmmm Exact Copy of Wrapper. "When the Devil Was Sick" Two old gobs bad been at odds ever since tho day of their enlistment; They wero duo for discharge within a few days when one of them was taken seriously HI and the doctors broke the news to him thnt he hnd small chance to live. Ho summoned his old-time enemy to his bedside. "Mac," ho said plaintively, "they tells me I'm goln' to kick tiver. If I do, will yer ferglt our lights and sort of let bygones be bygones?" "That'll be n'rlght," said Mac, In grcnt embarrassment. "And, Mac" here tho old gob's voice grow stronger "If I ever get well and ye remind mo I ever said that, I'll knock thatrfat wooden block off yer shoulders." No Retirement. ''Do you Intend to retlro from poll tics?" "I never knew anybody who did," replied Senator Sorghum. "A politi cian mny hnve to toss his hand Into the discard and stay quiet for awhllo; but ho never nctually quits the gnme." Charlotte Bronte's writing was iro small that it appeared to have been traced with a needle. Wise Is the fool who knows enough 4 to keep It to himself. wASPiWH WARNING I ' Say "Bayer" when you buy Aspirin. Unless you see the name "Bayer" on tablets, you are not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians over 22 years and proved safe by millions for Colds Toothache Earache Headache Neuralgia Lumbago Accept only 'fBayer" package which contains proper directions. Handy "Bayer? oxcs of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100 Druggists. Aiplria U U tra sasxk ot Bsytr Manutsetar of Ucaoacetlcacldestcr of BsllcylicscM In Doubt. A clergyman was in the habit of going up to his Httlu girl's bcdsldo ench evening and telling her a story before she went to sleep. Ouo evening lie told her such a s thrilling tulo that the child, sitting up in bed, looked very straight at her father and asked: "Daddy, Is that u true story, or nro you preaching?" What's in a Name? Knlcker What is this peace dollar7 m Mocker A misnomer try giving W Just one to Herald. your wlfo. New York Many a womnn trusts n man with her affections who wouldn't lend him ftO cents in cash. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria ilwi Bears Signature In Use Over Thirty Years CASTORIA THC CCNTAIM COMPANY, MIWTOHK CITT. W the Xflr W m . i w of ft.ir L1I If i Jrv U" For t HORSES COUGHING? USE Spohn's Distemper Compound to break It up and get them back in condition. Twenty-eight years' uao has made SPOIIN,S" lndlspensablo in treating Coughs and Colds, Influenza and Distemper with their resulting complications, and all diseases of the throat, nose and lungs. Acts marvelously as preventive: acts equally well as. cure. 60 cents and 11.20 per bottle. At all drug- stores. Br-OIIN MEDICAL COJEPANY GOSHEN, INDIANA A Reliable Finn to Ship to Rice Brothers Live Stock Commission Cattle Hogs Sheep Sioux City Stock Yards W. N. U., SIOUX CITY, NO. 10-1922. Nothing Serious. Prosecuting Attorney Hnve you ever been convicted of anything? Witness Yes, sir, once. Prosecuting Attorney' All right, tell the Jury what' you wero convicted of. Witness I wns Just convicted of waiting on myself In n grocery store; that's all. New York Globe. The tightrope walker is all there when It comes to the fctralght and nar row path. Political vindication frequently means that the people have been fooled again. 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