DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD ) ti mfapi rin Never say "Aspirin" without saying "Bayer." .WARNING! Unless you see name "Bayer" on tablets, you are not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by 'physicians over 21 years and proved safe by milions for Colds Headache Rheumatism Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain Accept only "Bayer" package which contains proper direction. Handy tin boxes of 12 UblcU Bottles of 24 and 100 All druofriste. Aapirta U the trad mirk of Batr Manufacture MowxeUclaiter of -'Erltrei" STERN CANADA wmMfZr Wr- "CN ii -T- Twar rriiiw e For Alberta railway G. A. The successful musician lias an ear for tone and an eye for cold. The Cutlcura Toilet Trio. Having cleared your skin keep It clear by making Cutlcura your every-day .,-tuiiet preparations, Tiie soap to cleanse ' and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal, the Talcum to pow'der and per fume. Np toilet table Is complete without them. 25c everywhere. Ad vertisement. Unique Specimen. "I once knew an eccentric man," - stated old Festus Pester, "who when ho had gotten the desired number on tho telephone did not demand fiercely, 'Whizz zIssV Instead he Invariably said chilly, 'This is John J. Poppen dick, wishing to speak to Mr. Buck over.' His funeral was the largest ever held in the neighborhood where he had resided, and thereat strong men broko down and wept like children, being convinced that they would never again 6ee his like." Judge. Not Vain. "How long have you been indisposed, my poor fellow?" asked a kind-hearted visitor at a local hospital of a big negro who was strapped up In bed with an Injured back "Dls nln't no pose 'tall, miss," an swered the patient In tones of disgust "Dis am merely de careless manner In which dem forgetful doctors went nwny and lef me yestlddy." The man that borrows trpuble surely has to pay compound Interest. n m Ifil 'nT bBf lif r-i 1fl' m sT luWilMlC-zSsSflSeHS What Kind of a Day Do You Wish Yourself? Suppose you could make a wish at the breakfast table and finally have the wish come true. Would you say, "I want this to be a good day," or "I am willing for thiB day to drag along?" If you keep on wishing your days with the food you eat, finally the wish is likely to come true. Grape-Nuts helps your wish for a good day. Nothing miraculous; just the natural result from right food with the right taste. There is a charm of flavor and crispness in Grape-Nuts that is like the smile of a good friend at the breakfast table And Grape-Nuts, with cream or milk (fresh or tinned), is fully nourishing feeding the tissues and glands, the bone and blood, with just those elements which Nature requires building strength without any "heaviness." Grape-Nuts is the perfected goodness of wheat and malted barley, scientifically developed ready to eat from the package. A Grape-Nuts breakfast or lunch is a practical wish for good luck. i "There's Sold by all grocers LandofProsperityil. offers to home seekers opportunities that cannot be secured elsewhere. The thousands of farmers from the United States who have accepted Can nda'sRcnrrousoffertosettleonFKEEhomcstcadi or buy farm land In her provinces have been well repaid by bountiful crops. There is still avail able on easy terms Fertile Land at $15 to $30 an Acre land similar to that which throuch many years has yielded from 20 to 45 bushels of wheat to tho acre oats, barley and flax also in great abundance, while raining horses, cattle, sheep and hogs is equally profitable. Hundreds of farm era in western Canada have raised crops in a slnsle season worth more than the whole cost of their land. Wi(h 6uch success comes prosperity, independence, good homes and all the comforts and conveniences which make life worth living. Farm Gardens, Poultry, Dairying are sources of income second only to grain growing and stock raisinc. Attractive cli mate, good neighbors, churches', schools, good markets, railroad faculties, rural tele- nnnni Mr. I illustrated literature, maps, description of form and liritiibColumbU.redueed rates, ew., writo COOK. Drawer 197, Water. rmusi rfHEBI town.aoutn UaK.IK. A. UAKKtTT, 311 Jackson Street, St. Paul, Minn. Wmxk Authorized Arent, Dept. et Immltratlon and Colonization, Dominion ol Canada NOT MOVED BY LOVE ALONE Great Botanist Had Another and Deeper Reason for His Seeming Act of Unselfishness. The wife of the great botanist beamed at him across the supper table, "But these," sho exclaimed, pointing to the dish of mushrooms that had been set before her, "arc not all for me, Aristotle, are they?" "Yes, Mabel." he nodded. "I Gath ered them especially for you with my own hands." She beamed upon -him gratefully. What n dear, unselfish husband ho wasl In five minutes she had de molished tho lot. At breakfast the next morning ha greeted her anxiously. "Sleep all right?" he Inquired. "Splendidly," she smiled. "Not sick at all no pains?" ha pressed. "Why, of course not, Aristotle," sha reproached. "Hurrah 1" he then exclaimed. "I have discovered another species of mushroom that Isn't poisonous." Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. This Crow Worth a Fortune. Ten thousand dollars Is snld to have been refused by the owner of a trained crow which Is now engaged In doing some stage stunts In this country. Every day think up some ndvlco for somebody else and then follow It yourself. a Reason ? CORNHUSKER ITEMS News of AH Kinds Gathered From Various Points Throughout Nebraska. The state board of control at Lincoln will mako a trip to Kearney to In vestigate charges mado by the Dis abled American Veterans of Foreign Wars against food and treatment of members at the state tuberculosis hos pital, L. 0. Oberlles, a member of the board, stated that since tho end of the war, 63 veterans suffering from tuberculosis have been treated In tho hospital, the government paying ?2.50 a day for each of them, fflag ledho..Batt n g The O'Neill Electric Light & Power company began burning corn for fuol under Its Immense boilers. The plant Is the largest steam electric plant be tween Norfolk nnd the Black Hills. It furnishes all the light and power for that city and heats Its principal busi ness buildings. Corn costs $7 a ton nt the boiler rooms. Coal costs, on an nverage slightly over $0 a ton laid down at the boiler rooms. Tests with corn as fuel showed Its superior heat ing quality. The company will use about six tons of corn a day. Over $125,000 have been collected In fish and game licenses to date thl3 j ear, or $25,000 more than n year ngo, according to Chief George Koster of the state division of fish nnd game, lie estimates the expense of tho di vision, will be $G0,000, leaving $05, 000 for the stnto general fund. Warden Font on of the Nebraska penitentiary was advised by the sheriff ut Tipton, la., that Hugh G. Marsh, u convict who escaped from the prison Inst August, was under arrest In the Iown town and Intimated Hint the Ne braska authorities can have him. A construction company lina just completed n 52-block brick paving con tract in Nebraska City, tho entire job being completed 90 days after the con tract was lot Many idle men were given employment. , The Pawnee City Military" band will combine with the Tecumh band in a concert at tho city opera house at Pawnee City, December 14. Prof. John Flnln, leader of both bands, will have charge of the program. Attacked by a bandit as slio was en tering her rooming house at Norfolk, Miss Helen Blair was saved from rough handling by her nssailnnt, who escaped with her purse containing $4, when a Collie dog belonging to a neighbor attacked the bandit. The farm home of John Nelson, near Wakefield, was completely destroyed by fire of unknown origin. The oj cupants barely escaped with their lives, The house was valued at $12,000 and tho contents at $2,000. Martin Ehtergaard, who was begging on the streets nt Grand Islnnd, was taken to police station and when searched the police found n certlflcato of deposite on a Fulierton Bank for $1,305. J. J. Barker, of BIgsprlngs, was found guilty by a jury, of first degree murder and sentenced to life Imprison ment for the murder of Ralph Roscll, following an argument over a woman. Contracts for gravelling thirty miles of Nebraska roads, twelve in Dawson and eighteen in Buffalo county, were let nt Lincoln last week. The work to cost 3112,106. Because his rent was raised $20 a month, Julls Petersen, hardware deal er of Blair, is closing out his business. Other firms are said to be planning similar action. The city of Alma has bought a 100 horsepower engine and generator to be ndded to the present equipment. Republican City nnd Naponeo will run transmission lines here. John M. Mntzen, state superintend ent, in a bulletin issued, suggests that Nebraska teachers devote one-period ii day during American education week for Americanization talks. The Lincoln Telegraph and Tele phone company expects to move Into the new $100,000 building erected at Nebraska City In the next few weeks. The Central Nebraska Poultry As sociation will hold Its annual show at York, December 12 to 10. The newly elected Red Cross nurse of Cheyenne county Is touring the county visiting nil the schools and In specting the teeth of school children. It Is rumored that Dan B. Butler of Omaha will bo candidate for gov ernor nt the dempcratic primaries. Governor McKelvio's special hoard of Inquiry, authorized under the ad ministrative code law, resumed Itu probe of living costs In Nebraska at the senute chamber after a week'a lest. Chairman Lee Stuhr announced that a new line of investigation would be taken up but declined to sneclflcallv ostnte Its nature. Sidney volunteer firemen will at tend the state convention In Norfolk in January and will carry with them the Instructions of the local branch and the Sidney chamber of commerce to urge Sidney for tho annual meeting In January. 1023. The Nebrnskn Rhodes scholarship was won by Woodson Spurlock, 21, son of George M. Spurlock of York, und a senior at the University of Nebraska. There were 17 applicants. By the terms of the scholarship Spurlock will (nter Oxford university, England, In October, 1022, and will recelvo $1,700 n year for three years. He will study law, Spin lock was horn, at Piatts mouth, February 15, 1000, and was educated In the York public (schools. Up graduated from tho Yolk High frfwol hi 1017, with highest honor. IIo then spent two years nt a military Institute In New .Mexico. A tax test suit has been brought by R. C. Bnssett In behalf of the city of Bayard Hgalnst Morrill county. Tho board of equalization ralsod Bayard personnl taxes 20 per cent and real es tate, 50 per cent and local citizens claim that the increase wait wrong fully mode, it Is estimated tlint Bay nnl has half the population of the county and pays two-thirds of the taxes, on account of the sugar factory property nnd valuable Irrigated beet lands. A bulletin recently Issued by the Burenu of Markets of the State De partment of Agriculture, states that the acreage of onts in Nebraska In creased somewhat last year over that of 1920. But this Increase was over come by the lower average yield which resulted in a considerably lower yield for the stnte. Tills summary Is based on figures collected and compiled co operatively by the stnto and federal bureau of markets. With telegrams nnd cablegram pinch-hitting for the speaking voice, Lester J. Malleus, of Stf Helena, Nob, U. S. A., and MnrlnHnhn, Paris, France, answered "I do" to Uie mnr rlnge lines ns put by County Judge W. F. Brynnt of Hnrtington enrly this week nnd beenme man and wife al though 4,000 miles separated them. Mrs. Mnbeus expects to lenve Tot America soon. Totnl state receipts from taxes, in stitutions, fees, auto licenses nnd In terest bearing funds for tho six months ending June 30, this year, were $11,210,473, according to nn official r port made public by State Auditor George W. Marsh. Expenditures for the same period were $0,075,010, leav ing a balance of $1,180,000 to start the new bleiiiiluin. A total of $100,000 damages Is sought by F. S. Shbeiimker nnd Charles N. Denn, Nonpartisan league speakers, from 13 citizens of Hnrtington, for slander and assault when they ware taken from tho lobby of a hotel thortf, the night of Apill ,1, "1020, escorted out of town and warned .never to re turn. In nn endeavor to prevent, so far ns possible, depredations and losses by fire, tho Nelson city council and busi ness men are providing night watch men for the city. The city ulsd will be kept brilliantly lighted. A fire which originated In the West esen sisters millinery shop nt Mlndcu, completely gutted the Rinderup block nnd caused a loss estimated nt $40,000. Insurance on the property was less than half Its value. The eleventh annual convention of tho Nebraska Irrigation association, Iras Just closed nt Bridgeport. This was tho largest convention in point of attendance in the history of the as sociation. Harry Knabe of Nelinwka won the Armour & Co.'s trip to the interna tional stock show at Chicago by rais ing tho jllg that ranked highest among those raised by boys' and girls' clubs In the stnte. The four year old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Pferfer, of near Butte, was burned to death In the family home while her parents were out In the field picking corn. The stnto sent commission nt a meeting In Governor McKelvle's office decided on the general design of i new Nebraska banner, but withheld Ita nature until details of the emblem bo worked out minutely. Miss Katherlne Pendew of Pawnee City was perhaps fatally burned when kerosene which she poured Into a cookstove exploded, ner face, hands and body were severely burned nnd doctors hold no hope for her recovery. Gutnve Ruhr, the squaw man, who has been on trlnl at Pierce charged with murder, was found not gulty by a jury, but was adjudged Insane. Wlille nt supper at the Maplehnrst hotel, Dan McLeod, a pioneer of Scliujler and for ten years u member of the Nebraska legislature, was strick en nnd died. Charles E. Black will pro'bnbly as sume his new duties as postmaster at Omaha sometime this week. He Just recently received his appointment. Several farmers living n the, vicinity of Shelton report the loss of horses from the corn stalk disease. F. 0. Horth, who has been feeding corn fod der to his herd of horses, lost a vulu ablo race horse. The clothing store of Gus Lorcntz at Loup City, was entered by burglars and about 150 suits taken. The loss Is estimated nt $3,500. Arthur Cornlns, farmer living nenr Lodl, lost th'rteen head of cuttle out of sixteen he turned Into a field of cornstulksvln one night. L. M. Muck, a blind man, College View, has been nppolnted to be state field agont for the relief of the blind. His salary will be $100 a month and ho will travel about the state, visiting blind people, ascertaining their con ditions of life, their ambitions nnd desires, so that tho state can help them Intelligently. The Beatrice electric company reached a settlement with J. W. Cook, who brought suit against the concern for the death of his h.iii, Itobort, who was killed in Beatrice last summer by n live wire, 'by agreeing to pay him $2,500. Tho $400 scholarship offered by the American Jersey Cnttie Club for the highest indlylduiil score in Judging Jersey cattle at tho national dairy show held at Minneapolis lias been awarded to Mllo G. Sherman, a Junior in tho Nebraska agricultural collego at Lincoln and a member of the dairy Judging team. Aniioucement hnq been made of the election of Rov. Dr. Titus Lowe, pastor of tho First Methodist Church nf du nlin as corresponding scciotary of the board of foiolgn missions. The new position pays $7,500 r year, nnd will netessltnte Ills moving to New Yotk. ASPIRIN INTRODUCED BY "BAYER" IN 1900 Look for Nam "Bayer" on tho Ta- lets, Then You Need Never Worry. If you want the true, world-famous Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians for over twenty-one years, yoa must ask for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin." Tho name "Bayer" Is stamped oa each tablet and appears on each pack age for your protection against Imita tions. Advertisement No man should try to run an auto mobile unless he has horse sense. WOMEN HEED SWAMP-BOOT , Thousands of women have kidney and bladder trouble and never suspect it. Women'e complaints often provo to bo nothing die but kidney trouble, or the result of kidney or bladder disease. M the kidneys are not in a healthy condition, they may cause tho other or gans to become diseased. Pain in the back, headache, loss of am bition, nervousness, are often times symp toms of kidney trouble. Don't delay starting treatment. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a physician's pre scription, obtained at any drug store, mar bo just the remedy needed to overcome such conditions. Get a medium or large slzo bottle im mediately from any drug store. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to T)v. limri'tM90, ?'?8l""nton, N. Y., for n sample bottle. When writing bo sure and mention this paper. Advortlsomont Di earns arc illusions nnd ninny a girl's complexion is n perfect drenm. MOTHER! OPEN CHILD'S BOWELS WITH CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Your little one will lovo the "fruity" taste of "California Fig Syrup" even If constipated, bilious, Irritable, feverish, or full of cold. A teaspoonful never falls to cleanse the liver and bowels. In n few hours you can seo for your self how thoroughly it works all tho sour bile, and undigested food out of tho bowels nnd you have a well, play ful child again. Millions of mothers keep "California Fig Syrup" handy. They know a tea spoonful today saves a sick child to morrow. Ask your druggist for genu ine "California Fig Syrup," which has directions for babies and children of all ages printed on bottle. Mother 1 You must sny "California" or yon may get an Imitation fig syrup. Advertise ment. Muriel's Birthday, i The first 'two or three- meant noth ing in her yotwg life. Then she began to observe them. Then she begnn to celebrate them. Then she not only celebrated them, but advertised them. Then she decided thatlt would bo wiser just to observe them. Then she begnn to wish that sho hadn't observed them. Then sho ignored thctn. And flnnly she denied them. However, there are always a few Kind friends to remind her of them, and to keep the score for her. Wanted a Journeyman. Mrs. Nowrlch called at tho studio jf a prominent artist to hnve her por trait painted. "Will you kindly sit down and wait a few moments?" said tho attendant. "Well, I'm In a hurry. Is your mas ter busy?" sho asked, "Yes, madam, ne's engaged on a Btudy." "" "On a study?" exclaimed Mrs. New rich. "Then I'll go elsewhere I want an artist who has got all through with his studies." The crooked path leads down hill. When a Federal Bureau reminds you that children should not drink coffee or teawhy not think of your own health? The Federal Bureau of Education Includes in its rules to promote health among the Nation's school children, the warning that children should not drink coffee or tea. The reason is well known. Coffoe and tea contain drugs which stimulate) and often over excito the nerves, and so upset health. The harm Is by no means confined to chil dren, as any doctor can toll you. If health is valuable to childhood, It Is valu able always. If harm to health should bo avoided until bodies grow up, is It worth taking a chance with health when bodies have grown up? You can have that delicious and satisfying cereal beverage, Postum, with any meal, and bo safe you, and the children, too. There's charm without harm In Postum. Postum comes In two forms: Instant Postum (In tins) made instantly In the cup by the addition of boiling water. Postum Cereal (in packages of larger bulk, for those who prerer to make the drink while the mealls being prepared) mado by boiling for 20 minutes. Sold by all grocersT The road to health is a good road for anybody to follow SUFFERED ALL A WOMAN GOULD Mrs. Meyer Finally Found Relief and Health in Lydia . Pinkliam's Vegetable Compound "I always feel very as some twenty years ago tnree ooctors said I had to fcavs serious operatic. I had a tumor, and id Mrs which woula gather and break. I had dhrolacemeat ss badly that I ceskl hardly sit dow at times, and itseemsc that a womaa could suffer. Tfcsa soma one advised bvs to take Lydia.E.xPinkhsm'a Vegetable Comnound. 'and I took it until I was cured and saved from the operation. I have told women of your wonderful medicine times without number, and 1 am willing that you should use these facts and my name if you like. I also used your Compound during the Change, and I can do all my own work but the heavy part, and can walk miles every day as I help my husband in the office.'' Mrs. J. H. Meyer, 412 South Orange St, Orange, California. It is quite truo that such troubles as Mra.Moyor had may reach a stago whers an operation Is tho only resource. On the other hand, a great many womea have been restored to hoalth by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegotablo Compound. SLOW DEATH Ache9, pains, nervousness,' diffi culty in urinating, often meari serious disorders. The world's standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and uric acid troubles COLD MEDAL bring quick r ell of and often ward off deadly diseases. Known ns the national remedy of Holland for moro than 200 years. All druggists, in three sizes. Look for th name Gold Modal on avety box nnd accept no Imitation PISO'S SATE AND SANE for Coughs frCblds TM. irrop if dlffirml horn M olkr. Qlt Hint. Wo oplili. He tvtthr . Ditto. It is recorded that a certain liter ary man of high reputation had occa sion to remark to a waiter In tho res taurant whero ho sometimes lunches: "VaIter, this beefsteak Is not at all tender. I can hardly cut It." Tho waiter looked at him with a sor rowful expression and sighed deeply. "Perhups you will tell mo," said the literary man, "why you sigh In that fashion?" "Ah, sir," said tho waiter, "I took you for a man who always wrote and said original things, and hero you cotne nnd say the same thing that all the rest of the customers do." Edinburgh Scotsman. Lived In Different Worlds. Murks "So they v separated on ac count of Incompatnblllty." Parks "Yes, he talked golf and she talked; bridge." Best company Is tho kind with whom you can often sit for half an hour without "conversation." 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