DAKOTA COUNTY HERALD f s a I I Never say "Aspirin" without saying "Bayer." .WARNING! Unless you see name "Bayer" on tablets, you are not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by 'physicians over 21 years and proved safe by milions for Colds Headache Rheumatism Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain Accept only "Bayer" package which contains proper directions. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets Bottle of 24 and 100 All druMrist. Ajpixia u the trade mark oC Bajtr Uanutactnre of Hoopuetlculfeater of Mrjttni" STERN CANADA WMfTYs. vffl&&. d-SL- mmWm Alberta cuinujr G. A. Tlie successful imislciqn has nn ear for tone and nn eye for coin. The Cutlcura Toilet Trio. Having cleared your skin keep it clear by making Cutlcura your every-day toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal, the Talcum to powder and per fume. No toilet table Is complete without them. 25c everywhere. Ad vertisement. Unique Specimen. "I once knew an eccentric man," - stated old Festus Pester, "who when ho had gotten the desired number on the telephone did not demand fiercely, 'Whizz zlss?' Instead he Invariably said civilly, 'This Is John J. Poppen dlck, wishing to speak to Mr. Buck over.' His funeral was the largest ever held in the neighborhood where he had resided, and thereat strong men broke down and wept like children, being convinced that they would never again 6ee his like." Judge. Not Vain. "How long have you been indisposed, my poor fellow?" asked a kind-hearted visitor at a local hospital of a big negro who was strapped up In bed with an Injured back "Dls ain't no pose 'tall, miss," an swered the patient in tones of disgust. 'DIs am merely de careless manner in which dem forgetful doctors went nway and lef mo yestlddy.' The man that borrows trouble surely hns to pay compound interest. i . i i' i mzjixM) rmr- 1 hSriT -b jfMMr . Jl iMraSs What Kind of a Day Do You Wish Yourself? Suppose you could maks a wish at the breakfast table and finally have the wish come true. Would you say, "I want this to be a good day," or "I am willing for this day to drag along?" If you keep on wishing your days with the food you eat, finally the wish is likely to come true. Grape-Nuts helps your wish for a good day. Nothing miraculous; just the natural result from right food with the right taste. There is a charm of flavor and crispness In Grape-Nuts that is like the smile of a good friend at the breakfast table And Grape-Nuts, with cream or milk (fresh or tinned), is fully nourishing feeding the tissues and glands, the bone and blood, with just those elements which Nature requires building strength without any "heaviness." Grape-Nuts is the perfected goodness of wheat and malted barley, scientifically developed ready to eat from the package. A Grape-Nuts breakfast or lunch is a practical wish for good luck. "There's a Reason" t Sold by all grocers K I A fw spirin IandafPcosperityim. offers to home seekers opportunities that cannot be secured elsewhere. The thousands of farmers from the United States who have accepted Can ada's genr rous offer to settle on FREE homesteads or buy farm land in her provinces have been well repaid by bountiful crops. There i3 still avail able on easy terms Fertile Land at $15 to $30 an Acre land similar to that which throuEh many years has yielded from 20 to 45 bushels of Wheat to the acre oats, barley and flax bIso in nreat abundance, while raising horses, cattle.nhcep and hoes is equally profitable. Hundreds of farm ers in western Canada have raised crops in a single season worth more than the whole cost of their land. Wifh such success comes prosperity, independence, good homes and all the comforts and conveniences which make life worth living. Farm Gardens, Poultry, Dairying are sources of income second only to grain growing and stock raising. Attractive cli mate, good neighbors, churches", schools, good markets, railroad fadtities, rural tele phone, etc. ForlUaitratedliteratiira. maps, description of form HI fmjfl and BritUb Colombia, reduced mica, etc., nnuj COOK. Drawer 107. Water. town. South Dak.iR. A. GARRETT, 311 Jackson Street, St. Paul, Minn. Authorized Acont, Dept. ot Immltratlon nd Colonization, Dominion of Canada NOT MOVED BY LOVE ALONE Great Botanist Had Another and Deeper Reason for His Seeming Act of Unselfishness. The wife of the great botanist beamed at him across the supper table. "But these," she exclaimed, pointing to the dish of mushrooms that had been set before her, "are not all for me, Aristotle, are they?" "Yes, Mabel," he nodded. "I gath ered them especially for you with my own hands." She beamed upon him gratefully. What n dear, unselfish husband ho was! In five minutes she had de molished the lot. At breakfast the next morning ho greeted her anxiously. "Sleep all right?" he Inquired. "Splendidly," she smiled. "Not sick at all no pains?" ha pressed. "Why, of course not, Aristotle," she reproached. "Hurrah 1" ho then exclaimed. "I have discovered another species of mushroom that Isn't poisonous." Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. This Crow Worth a Fortune. Ten thousand dollars is said to have been refused by the owner of a trained crow which is now engaged in doing some stage stunts In this country. Every day think up some advice for somebody else and then follow It yourself. CDRNHUSKER ITEMS News of All Kinds Gathered From Various Points Throughout Nebraska, The state board of control at Lincoln will mako a trip to Kearney to In vestigate charges tnado by the Dis abled American Veterans of Foreign Wars ngulnst food and treatment of members at the state tuberculosis hos pital, L. 0. Oberllcs, a member of the board, stated that since the end of the war, 63 veterans suffering from tuberculosis have been treated In the hospital, the government paying ?2.C0 a day for each of them, ffiag ledho..Batt s g The O'Neill Electric Light & Power company began burning corn for fuel under its immense boilers. The plant is the Inrgest steam electric plant be tween ,Norfolk and the Black H11U. It furnishes all the light and power for that city and heats Its principal busi ness buildings. Corn costs $7 a ton nt the boiler rooms. Coal costs, on nn average slightly over $0 a ton Inld down at the boiler rooms. Tests with qom as fuel showed Its superior heat ing quality. The company will use about six tons of corn a day. Over .$125,000 havo been collected In fish nnd game licenses to date this year, or ?25,000 more than a year ago, nccordlng to Chief George Kostcr of the state division of fish and game, lie cstlmatcc the expense of the di vision, will be $G0,000, leaving ?05, 000 for the state general fund. Warden ronton of the Nebraska penitentiary was advised by the sheriff nt Tipton, In., that Hugh G. Mnrsli, u convict who escaped from the prison last August, wns under nrrest in the Iown town nnd Intimated that the No binskn authorities can have him. A construction company hna just completed n f2-bloek brick paving con tract In Nebraska City, the entire Job being completed 00 days after the con tract was let. Many Idle men were given employment , The Pawnee City Military band will combine with the Tecumh bund in a concert nt tho city opera house at Pawnee City, December 14. Prof. John Flnla, leader of both bands, will have charge of the program. Attacked by n bandit as she was en tering her rooming house at Norfolk, MLss Helen Blair was saved from rough handling by her nssullnut, who escaped with her purse containing !?i, when n Collie dog belonging to a neighbor attacked the bandit. The farm home of John Nelson, near Wakefield, was completely destroyed by fire of unknown origin. The oc cupants barely escaped with their lhos, The house was valued at $12,000 nnd tho contents nt $2,000. Martin Ebterganrd, who was begging on the streets nt Grand Island, wns taken to police station nnj when searched the police found n certificate of deposlte on a Fullerton Bank for $1,305. J. J. Barker, of Blgsprlngs, was found guilty by a jury, of first degree murder and sentenced to life Imprison ment for the murder of Ralph ltosell, following an nrgument over a woman. ContVncts for gravelling thirty miles of Nebraska roads, twelve in Dawson and eighteen in Buffalo county, were let at Lincoln last week. ' The work to cost ?112,1C6. Because his rent was raised ?20 a month, Julls Petersen, hardware deal er or Blair, Is closing out his business. Other firms are sald to be planning similar action. The city of Alma has bought a 100 horsepower engine nnd generator to bo added to the present equipment. Republican City and Nuponee will run transmission lines here. John M. Matzen, state superintend ent, In n bulletin Issued, suggests that Nebraska teachers devote one-period a day during American education week for Americanization tnlks. The Lincoln Telegraph and Tele phone company expects to move into the now $100,000 building erected at Nebraska City In the noxt few weeks. The Central Nebraska Poultry As sociation will hold its annual show nt York, December 12 to 10. The newly elected Bed Cross nurse of Cheyenne county Is touring the county visiting nil tho schools and in specting the teeth of school children. It is rumored that Dan B. Butler of Omaha will bo candidate for gov ernor nt the democratic primaries. Governor McKelvlo's speclnl board of Inquiry, authorized under tho ad ministrative code law, resumed Its probe of living costs In Nebraska at the senate chamber after a week's rest. Chairman Lee Stuhr announced that a new line of Investigation would be taken up but declined to specifically ostate Its nature. Sidney volunteer firemen will at tend the state convention In Norfolk in January and will carry with them the Instructions of the local branch and the Sidney chamber of commerce to urge Sidney for tho nnnunl meeting in January, 1023. The Nebraska Rhodes scholarship wns won by Woodson Spurlock, 21, son of George M. Spurlock of York, and a senior at the University of Nebraska. There were 17 applicants. By the terms of the scholarship Spurlock will enter Oxford university, England, In October, 1022, nnd will receive $1,700 n year for three years. He will study law. Spurlock was born, at IMatts inouth, February 15, 1000, and was educated lt the York public schools. Hi gradunted from tho York High rfchrtol In 1017, with highest hoiiyr. IIo then hpent two years nt a mllltury liibtltute in New Mexico, A tax test suit has been brought by It O. Bnssett In bchnlf of the city of Bayard against Morrill county. Tho board of equalization ralsod Bayard personal taxes 20 per cent nnd real es tate, BO per cent and local citizens claim thnt tho increase was wrong fully made. It is estimated tlint Bay ard has half tho population of the county and pays two-thirds of the taxes, on account of the sugar factory property nnd vnluat'e irrigated beet lands. A bulletin recently Issued by the Bureau of Markets of tlie State De partment of Agriculture, states thnt the acreage of oats in Nebraska In creased somewhat Inst year over that of 1020. But this increase was over come by the lower average yield which resulted In a considerably lower yield for the state. This vsummary is bnscd on figures collected nnd compiled co operatively by the state and federal bureau of markets. With telegrams and cablegram plnch-hlttlng for the speaking voice, Lester J. Malleus, of Stv'Helena, Neb, U. S. A and 'MarlaIIahn, Paris, France, answered "I do" to tlie mar riage lines as put by County Judge W. F. Bryant of Hartington early this week and beenme innn and wife al though 4,000 miles scpnrnted them. Mrs. Mnbeus expects to lenve for America soon. Total Mate receipts from tnxes, In stitutions, fees, auto licenses nnd In terest benrlng funds for tho six months ending June 30, this yenr, were $11,210,473, according to an ofilclnl re port made public by State Auditor George W. Marsh. Expenditures for tho snme period wero $0,075,010, leav ing n balance of $1,180,000 to start the new blennluin. A total of $100,000 damages is sought by F. S. Shbemnkor nnd Charles N. Dean, Nonpartisan league speakers, from 18 citizens of Hartington, for slander and nssnult when they wore taken from tho lobby of a hotel there, tho night of April 3, 1020, escorted out of town nnd warned never to re turn. In nn endeavor to prevent, so far tva possible, depredations and losses by fire, tho Nelson city council and busi ness men nre providing night watch men for tho city. The city ulso will bo kept brilliantly lighted. A fire which originated In the West esen sisters millinery shop nt Mindcit, completely gutted the Bindcriip block and caused a loss estimated at $ 10,000. Insurance on the property was less than half its value. Tho eleventh annual convention of the Nebraska Irrigation association has just closed at Bridgeport. This was tho largest convention In point of attendance In the history of the as sociation. Harry Knabe of Nehawka won the Armour & Co.'s trip to the Interna tional stock show at Chicago by rais ing tho jllg that ranked highest among those raised by boys' nnd girls' clubs In the state. Tlie four year old daughter of Mr. nnd Mrs. Henry Pferfer, of near Butte, wns burned to death In tlie family home while her parents were out In the field picking corn. Tho state seal commission nt a meeting in Governor McKelvle's office decided on tho general design of i new Nebraska banner, but withheld Its nature until details of the emblem bo worked out minutely. Miss Kntherlne Pendew of Pnwnee City was perhaps fatally burned when kerosene which she poured Into a cookstove exploded. Her face, hands and body were severely burned nnd doctors hold no hope for her recovery, Gutave Bahr, tlie squnw man, who has been on trial at Pierce charged with murder, was found not guilty by a jury, but was adjudged Insane. While at supper nt the Mnplehurst hotel, Dan McLeod, a pioneer of Schuyler and for ten years a member of the Nebraska legislature, was strick en and died. t Charles E. Black will probably as sume his new duties as postmaster at Omaha sometime this week, no just recently received his appointment. Several farmers living In the vicinity of Shelton report the loss of horses from the corn stalk disease. P. 0. Ilorth, who has been feeding com fod der to his herd of horses, lost a valu able race horBe. The clothing store of Gus Lorentz at Loup City, was entered by burglars nnd about 150 suits taken. The loss Is estimated nt $3,500. Arthur Cornlns, fanner living near LodI, lost th'rtoen head of cattle out of sixteen he turned Into a field of cornstulks In one night. L. M. Muck, a blind mnn, College View, has been appointed to be Btato field agent for the relief of tlie blind. His salary will be $100 a month and ho will travel about tho state, visiting blind people, ascertaining their con ditions of life, their ambitions nnd desires, so thnt tho state can help them Intelligently. The Beatrice electric company reached n settlement with J. W. Cook, who brought suit agnlnst the concern for the death of his son, Robert, who was killed In Beatrice Inst summer by a live wire, 'by agreeing to pay him $2,500, The $100 scholarship offered by the American Jersey Cnttlo Club for the highest Individual score In Judging Jersey cattle at tho national dairy show held at Minneapolis has been awarded to Mllo G. Sherman, a Junior In the Nebraska agricultural college) nt Lincoln nnd a member of the dairy Judging team. Antioucement has been made of tho election of Row Dr. Titus Lowe, pastor of the First Methodist Church of Out uhit as corresponding secretary of the board of foreign missions. Tho now position pays $7,5K R year, and will necessitate his moving to New Yotlc. ASPIRIN INTRODUCED BY "BAYER" IN 1900 Look for Nam "Bayer" on tha Tate. lets, Then You Need Never Worry. If you want the true, world-famous Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians for over twenty-one years, you must ask for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin." Tho namo "Bayer" Is stamped oa each tablet and appears on each pack age for your protection against Imita tion. Advertisement No man should try to run nn auto mobile unless he hns horse sense. WOMEN HEED SWAMP-ROOT Thousands of women have kidney and bladder trouble and never suspect it. Women' complaint often prove to be nothing elie but kidney trouble, or the retult of kidney or bladder disease. If the kidney are r not In a healthy condition, they may cauae the other or gam to become diseased. Pain in the back, headache, loss of am bition, nervousness, are often time ymp toms of kidney troublo. Don't delay starting treatment. Dr. Kilmer' Swamp.Root, a physician' pre scription, obtained at any drug store, may bo just the remedy needed to overcome such conditions. Get a medium or large sizo bottle Im mediately from any drug store. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation eond ten cents to 7)r. mniri,tS0-' 5j?lntpnf N, Y., for a sample bottle. When writing bo sure and mention this paper.-Advortisotnont Dreams nre Illusions und many a girl's complexion Is n perfect dream, MOTHER! OPEN CHILD'S BOWELS WITH CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Your little one will lovo tho "fruity" taste of "California Fig Syrup" oven If constipated, bilious, irritable, fovcrlsb, or full of cold. A teaspoonful never falls to cleanse tho liver and bowels. In n few hours you can seo for your self how thoroughly It works all tho sour bile, nnd undigested food out of tho bowels nnd you have a well, play ful child again. Millions of mothers keep "California Fig Syrup" handy. They know a tea spoonful today saves a sick child to morrow. Ask your druggist for genu ine "California Fig Syrup," which has directions for babies and children of all ages printed on bottle. Mother 1 You must say "California" or yon may get an Imitation fig syrup. Advertise ment Muriel's Birthday, i The first -two or three meruit noth ing in her young life. Then she began to observe them. Then she began to celebrate them. Then she not only celebrated them, but advertised them. Then she decided thnt x it would bo wiser Just to observe them. Then she began to wish that she hadn't observed them. Then she ignored them. And finnly she denied them. However, there are always a fow Kind friends to remind her of them, and to keep the score for her. Wanted a Journeyman. Mrs. Newrlch called at tho studio jf n prominent artist to havo her por trait pnlntcd. "Will you kindly sit down and wait a few moments?" said tho attendant. "Well, I'm In a hurry. Is your mas ter busy?" she asked. "Yes, madam. He's engaged on a study." " "On a study?" exclaimed Mrs. Now rich. "Then I'll go elsewhere I want an artist who has got all through with his studies." The crooked path leads down hill. When a Federal Bureau reminds you that children should not drink coffee or tea-why not think of your own health? The Federal Bureau of Education includes in its rules to promote health among the Nation's school children, tha warning that children should not drink coffee or tea. The reason is well known. Coffee and tea contain drugs which stimulate and often over excite the nerves, and so upset health. The harm is by no means confined to chil dren, aa any doctor can tell you. If health is valuable to childhood, it is valu able always. If harm to health should be avoided until bodies grow up, Is it worth taking a chance with health when bodies have grown up? You can have that delicious and satisfying cereal beverage, Postum, with any meal, and bo safe you, and the children, too. There's charm without harm in Postum. Postum come in two form; Instant Poatum (In tins) mad Instantly In the cup by the addition of boiling water. Postum Ceroal (in package of larger bulk, for those who prerer to make the drink while the meal is being preparod) made by boiling for 20 minute. Bold by all grocer; The road to health is a good road for anybody to follow SUFFERED ALL A WOMAN COULD Mrs. Meyer Finally Found Relief and Health in Lydia E. Pinkham't Vegetable Compound Orange, Cal.- "I always fel terjr m tome twenty yean gnuiui to ago three doctors said I had to have a eerioua operatic. I had a tumor, and ul cers which woul4 (father and break. I had dieplaceraeat a badly that I eeoM hardly ait down at times, and itaeeme a if I euff erederery tnine that a wemaa could suffer. Taea some one advised warn to take Lydia.E.'Pinkham'a Vegetable uompouna, and I toos it untu t was cured and saved from the operation. I have told women of your wonderful medicine times without number, and 1 am willing that you should use thesa facts and my name if you like. I also used your Compound during the Change, and I can do all my own work but the hoavy part and can walk miles every day as I help my husband in the office." Mrs. J. H. Meyer, 412 South Orange St, Orango, California. It is quite truo that such troubles aa Mrs. Meyer had may reach a stago where an operation is tho only resource. Oa the other hand, a great many womea havo been restored to hoalth by Lydia B. Finkham'a Vegetable Compound. SLOW DEATH Aches, pains, nervousness; diffi culty in urinating, often mean' serious disorders. The world's standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and uric acid troubles C0LDMEDAL 0 IttflisVi'lllrl bring quick rellof nnd often ward off deadly diseases. Known as tho national remedy of Holland for more than 200 years. All druggists, in three size. Look for tha name Cold Medal on vrtrr box and accept no Imitation PISO'S SAFE AND SANE , for Coughs & Colds TMi wrap 14 dlffittai from ill oibcrt QnUt ttlitf. N opiim. 5i tvnywlwt . Ditto. It Is recorded that a certain liter ary man of high reputation had occa sion to remark to a waiter in the res taurant whero ho sometimes lunches: "Walter, this beefsteak Is not t all tender. I cau hardly cut it" Tho waiter looked at him with a sor rowful expression nnd sighed deeply. 'Terhnps you will tell me," said the literary man, "why you sigh In that fashion?" "All, sir," said the waiter, "I took you for a man who always wrote and said original things, and horo you cotno and say tho same thing thnt all tho rest of the customers do." Edinburgh Scotsman. Lived In Different World. Marks "So they separated on ac count of Inconipatnblllty." Parka "Yes, ho talked golf and she talked bridge." Best company Is the kind with whom you can often sit for half an hour without "conversation." Fried chicken can be so expensive, as to mako finger bowls obsolete. you HLil.iaMhsssssl ajr ,-v- 'M sHfcSi smm t I