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Scene From the Spanish War in Morocco
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The Good and Others.
Unwln The good dlo young.
Sanwln The others got , married
nnd wish they had I
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Humoring a Fancy.
"What did you do with tho man who
rocked tho bout?" Inquired Dante.
"They gave him an asbestos canoe,"
replied Vlrgll, "put him on n brim
Mono lake and told him to rock to his
heart's content."
New Statute Needed.
"Judge, ho stays away from homo
Drnctlcaljy all tho time."
"That's bad."
"Why, I even have to go out to tho
golf links when I want to nslt him for
money."
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. A Confession.
' A llttlo girl whoso father Is widely
known as a writer of humorous sto
ries, wns recently approached by a
visitor who said:
"It must bo nice to have n pnpu
ho knowB so many lino stories." -
The little girl blushed and hung her
bend.
'"Aren't you proud of your papa?"
the visitor asked.
"Yes," the llttlo girl answered, "but
think I ought to tell you something."
"What Is It?"
"Tho stories of my papa's aren't
Modes at all."
"Not stortcsr'
"No."
And In a deep hoarse whisper, tho
child confessed.
"lie matofl them nil up out of his
own head." Youngstown Tologrnm.
The foolish man nsoho built
his house on the sand
Ho gave nn example in folly which anybody
con understand.
It isn't so easy, however, to senso the mistakes
of trying to build tho body on foods which lack
essential nourishment.
Hero, again, is n foundation of sand which
gives 'way when tho test comes.
Many a food that Jastc9 Rood lacks honesty
of nourishment to equal its taste. Thus it tempts
the appetite into mistakes that often, are costly.
Grape-Nuts is a food which holps build bodily
endurance for life's stress and storm. The full
nourishment of wheat and malted barley, together
with the vital mineral salts so necessary to bono
structure and red blood corpuscles, with phos
phates for the brain, is retained in Grape-Nuts.
The long baking process by which Grape-Nuts is
made gives the food a natural sweetness and on
unusual ease of digestibility and assimilation,
Served with cream or milk, Grape-Nuts is
fully nourishing, and whether eaten as a cereal at
breakfast or lunch, or made into a pudding for
dinner. Grspe-Nuto lias a particular delight for
the appetite. Sold by grocers.
Grape-Nuts the Body Builder
"There's u Reason"
Rheumatism
Neuritis
Pain, Pain
Blood Tea
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To hill colds.
To ward off Influenza.
To savo you from pneumonln.
To make you feel years younger.
BLOW THAT SHOCKED DADDY
Old Gentleman Now Naturally Feart
He Haa Lost the Confidence
of His Neighbors.
Susan was hnvlng her first beau, n
youngster who drove n truck, And
often when he came to Susan's home
at night, since he lived In the other
part of town, ho canio In the truck.
The family continually twitted her
about It, saying such things as "I
suppose tho neighbors will think wo'ro
having our coul hauled at night," or
"our Hour" or some other commod
ity. But one evening even father was
horrified when one of tho ten-year-old
boys In tho neighborhood sold Inno
cently: "My pa said that vour pa
would get pinched some night if ho
didn't quit having so much booze
hauled hero after dark." ,
Investigation disclosed tho fact that
the truck that stood at their door ono
evening each week was an old brow
cry truck. Indlnnnpnlls News.
Sweet Dream 8.
Like most throe-year-olds, Dorothy
Jane Is nlwnys very Insistent on hav
ing her own solutions. Ono evening
she decided she must have something
to eat before going to bed, nnd on n
survoy of the pnntry, decided on raw
Irish potatoes. Uowovor, big sister
objected to this choice, saying: "Dor
othy Jnne, you must not ent raw po
tatoes hoforo going to sleep; you will
have had dreams."
"Well, then glvo mo sweet potntocs;
thoy mnko mo sweet drenms," argued
Dorothy Jane.
Admitted.
Blinks I rend a curious article the
other day advocating a tar on beauty.
Jinks Good Idcn. They won't havt
much trouhlo In collecting It.
Sorrow often binds poplo together.
That the war of the Spanish against the Morocco tribesmen Is "civilized," wnrfaro Is Indicated by this photo
graph of Spanish engineers constructing a pontoon bridge In the lighting zone.
Science Seeks
Secret of Mars
Star Sleuths Prepare to Solve
Mystery When Planet Is
Nearest in 1924.
MANY THEORIES ADVANCED
Scientific Eyes to Strain at Telescopes
and Wireless to Bo Tried to Read
Sky Secret Chilean
Venture Derided.
New York. The secret of Mars may
bo read In 1021 when the red planet
makes Its closest approach to earth,
although astronomers nre skeptical of
the theory of Marconi that the Mar
tians are signaling us by wireless,
nnd take no stock In the GO-foot whirl
ing dish of quicltsllver which It Is
promised will magnify the power of
vision to 25,000,000 times Its normal
Etrength.
In 1,2-1 Mars will come within about
1)5,000,000 miles of the earth. ISe
causo of Its eccentric orbit, compared
to the more nearly circular one of the
enrth, Mars approaches that close only
onco In fifteen years.
In 1024 observatories will he much
better equipped to study Mnrs than
they were In 1000, when the planet last
appeared nt Its biggest and reddest In
our sky. In 1021 Mara will be 'the
cynosure of telescopes all over the
earth. The 100-inch Hooker telescope
nt Mt. Wilson, and the marvelous
Instruments nnd methods for analyz
ing light which are In uso there, may
definitely solvo the question whether
Mars Is Inhabited.
As tho distance of Mars from the
earth varies from 3.",000,000 to 284.
000,000 miles, tho wireless signals from
that planet, If there nru any, will have
n better chanco to register In 1024
over tho comparatively brief span of
1)5,000,000 miles.
Those "Signals" From Mara.
For tho last 20 years JIars has
been reported frequently to be at
tempting to signal to us by wireless
j-uys, by flashes of light, and even, ac
cording to some Imaginative ppecu
latlsts, by writing sign messages of
lanet-wlde size over the latitudes by
means of the Mars canal system. It
hns oven been suggested that we nc
(tnowledgo receipt by forming words
In vegetation over the blank of tho
Bnhnra desert.
The Murconl wireless communica
tion theory Is more plausible than
any of tho others, because that great
Inventor reports that he has picked
up wireless waves 100 miles long,
while the greatest produced on earth
by artificial means are about ten
miles long. Many ways of explain
ing this hnvu occurred to skeptics, but
tho .Marconi signals have more In
them to Interest conservative scien
tists than any of tho previous types.
There was a sensation in 1000 when
It was reported that signaling from
Mars had been detected at the Lowell
Observatory at I'MugstnfT, Ariz, This
was based on u misunderstanding of
li telegraph message concerning some
projected lights over tho rim of Mars. '
Instead of presenting a perfect out
line, Mars showed slight excrescences ,
of light. These were calculated to !
bo from 17 to 110 miles above the sur- '
face of the planet. .
Similar Projections From Moon. j
Similar Isolated projections of light
had been seen on the moon, hut this
was onully discovered to be tho' sun-'
light tipping the mountain tops, an !
pfi'oct visible on earth In mountain
ous country when the rlsln.: sun gilds I
the summits when tho lower .parts '
of the mountains and the valleys are '
still In darkness,
Hut Mars has no mountains, ac-!
cording to general agreement among
observers. It was believed also to bo
almost cloudless. Tho occasional
high lights, however, are now agreed
to have beer, du.ids which are thought
to occur, though somewhat rarely.
Electric currents which apparently
wander through eternity hit the earth
hero ami there, causing a mysterious
hissing and crackling In wireless ap
paratus and sometime, upsetting hu
man electrical contrivances, as the
Kreat magnetic storm of hint May did
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on nn unprecedented scale. Such cur
rents, called "strays" or "atmosphe
rics," have been occasionally Inter
preted as signals from Mars, when
they came with a regularity that
seemed to be directed by n human
Intelligence. But they havo been
shown most unmistakably to be con
nected with sun spots.
The scheme, attributed to D. Dnvld
Todd of Amherst, a well-known as
tronomer, of using a great abandoned
mine shaft in Chile for the making of
a .colossal telescope, has been the sub
ject of no little scientific discussion.
This shaft, which is said to have u
00-foot diameter, Is located near the
equator. It Is, therefore, In the pi'nne
on which the earth and all the other
planets whirl round the sun. The
shuft telescope has tho disadvantage
that It could never be shifted, and
could only be used for that part of
the heavens which passes over It. But
It Is calculated that Mars will pass
directly over It when It becomes n big,
red disk In 1021.
Many Astronomers Scoff.
Many astronomers have scoffed at
the theory of such a colossal tel
escope, alleging that If the mechani
cal difficulties could be overcome the
enormous magnification sought would
be useless, because tho observer woidd
see nothing but a blur. On n small
scale, Dr. Ilobert Williams Wood of
Johns-Hopkins had built a practical
concave-mirror telescope on Long
Islnnd by rotating a basin of mercury
until the liquid mctul shaped Itself Into
the proper concavity. There are
limits to Its use, however, according
to astronomers. If the attempt Is
made to build the abandoned mine tel
escope. The greatest telescopes now In use
.sometimes achieve a power of 3,000
times ns great as that of tho unaided
vision. This Is only when the state
of the atmosphere Is at Its best. Or
dinarily astronomers have to bo con
tent with nluch less, sometimes with
a magnification of 200 or 300.
"The ntmosphere fixes nn outside
limit of magnification," snld Dr. Frank
Schlesslnger, director of tho Yale ob
servatory. "Limitless magnifying
powers could not be used. Telescopes
will probnbly be made larger than at
present for uso on mountain tops and
especially favorable locations, but tho
tendency Is to lose In distinctness ns
magnifying power Increases. Event
ually the object gazed on becomes a
blur, ns If seen through n heat haze.
Only through great instruments like
that at Mount Wilson, nnd then only
under most favorable conditions have
objects magnified ns much ns 3,000
times been seen with an unblurred
vision.
If Mars Were a Mile Away.
Tho mine telescope, If It met the
sanguine expectation of It projec-
HERE'S A REAL ROMANCE
Tho master of Klnloss, grandson of
the late duke of Hucklngham and son
of the lhironefis Klnloss, with his bride,
the former Kutherlnc Beatrice Mac
kenzie Jnckinun, dnughter of a vlllaue
blacksmith whoso forge Is situated on
the historic nncqstrnl estate of Stowe.
The young timber of Klnloss Is u
Clergyman.
Huge Buck Deer
Attacks an Auto
Plttsfleld, Mass. With both
headlights smashed'and the mud
guards of his automobile bent,
Walter C. Itochelo of this city
says his car was attacked by a
great buck, estimated to weigh
400 pounds. Itochelo was pro
ceeding toward Plttsfleld when
he snw tho herd of deer In the
road. Four bucks nnd three
does jumped to one side, but'fhe
leader snorted and, with horns
lowered, leaped at the auto,
which was going slowly, The
Impact stopped the touring car
and stunned the buck.
tor, would magnlty 25,000,000 times,
which would bring Mars optically with
in a mile and a half of the earth. At
lirst thought this would seem to give
the astronomers n sight of Mars equiv
alent to that which an air pilot ob
tains of the enrth as he flies a mile
and n half above it. At that height
an airman could see cities, towns and
Individual buildings, farms, orchards
and a thousand marks of the nctlvlty
of man. Under the same advantages
an astronomer would soon know all
about Mars, where the creations of In
telligent beings nre believed to ex
ist on a much grander scale thnu on
earth.
But here a dllllculty arises. The
airman is unconscious of the rota
tion of the earth, because gravity pulls
the earth and air and tho airplane
with a uniform motion. On the other
hand, If Mars were brought within a
mile nnd n half of the earth It would
be whirling so rnpldly that the fea
tures of the landscape would be lost
to the eye, ns are- markings on tho
propellers of nn airplane revolving at
full speed.
If a magnification of 25,000,000
times or anything like It could be ac
complished the observer could only see
a small patch of J Cars. Mars rotates
Its 12,000-mile circumference once In
a little more than 21 hours, so that
at Its equator It Is making a speed
of about ten miles- a minute, or about
flvo times the speed of n racing car.
If the observers- were content with see
ing Mnrs 15 miles off, the portion vis
ible to them would still bo streaming
past the telescope nt the rate of a
mile a minute.
A camera of Instantaneous action
might take pictures at this speed on
enrth, but It could not bo made on
Mors. A, magnification of 25,000,000
times would mean that the light of
Murs would bo diluted to ono twenty-nvo-mnilonrli
part of Its brightness In
the sky, which would not be ndequato
for rapld-flro photography or even for
ordinary vision.
DEER FLEES TO MEN FOR AID
Doe Runs With Fawn Into Lumber
Camp In California to Escape
Mountain Lion.
Downlevllle, Cal. That a wild deer
when hard pressed by some enemy of
the animal kingdom will throw Itself
upon the mercy of Its human enemy
wns proved near hero recently when
a doo led her fawn Into the wngon
yard of n lumber camp to escape a
mountain Hon.
Tho loggers were Just starting for
the woods when the deer dashed np
peallngly In, the lion hovering In tho
fringe of timber.
The doe and fawn stayed In camp
until apparently satisfied that nil Im
mediate danger was passed.
School Houss a Distillery.
Kmerson, Man. When citizens of
this town spread reports that nn old
Isolated school house, In which mys
terious lights were seen, was Infested
with "spirits," they were right. But
the spirits were of tho moonshine va
riety. The school house, which had
been sold to a farmer recently, wns
visited by the police. On tho teacher's
platform they found n huge still, with
a capacity of 45 to 05 gallons dally,
City Gets Big Fund.
Manchester, Englnnd. A pngeant
pnrade brought in ?5.000 for the hen
eflt of Mozlero::., Prance, which hns
been adopted by Manchester. The re
built French city Is dedicating r
i street tu Manchester In return.
AtVfmj Wf m cPofy;
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About the most satisfactory lie Is
saying yoi had to servo on n jury "when
It was a baseball game.
Poets tiro born therefore their an
cestors should be held responsible.
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