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JOHN II. REAM, Publisher.
Entered ns second clnss matter In
the PostofTico nt Dakotn City, Ncbr.
rf'ubscriptlon Price, $1.50 Per Year.
, ',, Telephone Nos. ;13 ntul 1$.
Ofllclnl Pnpcr of DnVota City nnd
Dakotn County.
Issued Every Thursday Morning
Foreign Advertising RepreiehUtive
f THE AMERICAN PRESS ASSOCIATION,
That's Different.
Bacon You're looking line, old man ;
what have you been doing?
Egbert I've given up coffee
"Good I I told you long ago you
should give It up. There's a reason,
you know."
"Well, you see, every time I ate
coffee"
"Oh say now; nobody eats coffee."
"I say, whenever I ate coffee-cake
It 'gave me Indigestion, so I gave up
eating It."
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Knew What He Wat Doing.
Photoplay Writer IJut, look here I
Tills character Is supposed to be n
very homely man, and you have cast
for' that part the handsomest mnn In
your company.
Director Oh, he'll be homely
enough when the cameraman and the
developer get through with him. You
pee, he's engaged to the star, and both
those boys are In love with her. Film
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JACKSON
I She left Homer Tuesday of last week,
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Zulauf and son Walter, motored ,,., .... 'V ui. ,i, un' ....,-
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Walter will enter Crelghton college.
Frank Davey, of Sioux City, was
transacting business here Tuesday.
Mary Logue departed last week for
Verdel, Neb., where she will teach
the coming year.
S. II. Nelson was on the sick list
Tuesday. His route was covered by
his substitute, Itony Kennelly.
The mission which is beinl con
ducted at Willis this week by Hev.
Father McKeoron, a Redemptionist
priest of Chicago, is well attended.
Mr. and Mis. J. It. Nash of Sioux
Itv. were guests in the F. J. Hudko
home.
Kev. D. r I'fjitVnrntli tmlwd lieie
int week as assistant to Rev P. F.
McCarthy.
Mrs. M. Mimnaugh left for Sioux
City the first of the week, wheteshc
and h?r brother, Thomas Murray, ex
pect to operate a lunch room nt.
Morningside.
Ernest Beith and family ure mov
ing into me ola Jackson hotel, ant'
his
A FINANCIAL STRINGENCY
Visiting Statesman: You teem to
be suffering a shortage of currency.
How do you account for It?
Comrade Ivan Offulltch: Industrial
unrest. The counterfeiters of soviet
money have gone on strike and de
mand a dally wage In gold.
Useful Knocking.
We would have 1m wordy clamor
And more roofa to shield our dome
If the fellow with the hammer
Used It In constructing homes.
She Is Amused.
"Now you know that you, a Jaza
baby, never Intend to marry a college
professor."
"Maybe not."
"Then why let him make love to
you?"
"Aw, it's such fun to hear a college
professor converse In gurgles."
J. P. McConnick is moving to
house vacated by Heith.
The annunl conference of the
nrlests of the diocese was held hero
Thursday at the parochial lesidencc
Df Kev. McCarthy.
The Ladies Guild will meet next
Thursday, Sept. 29th nt St. Patrick'
hall. Mrs. James Sutherland and
Miss Mary Krnmpcr will entertain.
Mildred Ryan departed Monday for
Sinsinnwa, Wis., lo resume her atud
es at ft. Clara college.
Rait Leahy departed for Omalin on
Monday to re-enter Crelghton college
n the medical department.
The pupils in the public school en
joyed a holiday Wednesday so that
hey could attend the Interstate fnh.
W. S. Frist is enjoying n visit from
lis parents, Mr. and Mrs. H. Frist, oi
Ilitco, Iowa, this week.
Lawrence Moron was quite badly
iruited about the back last Frklaj
when the Ford roadster beloncine to
I. M. Barry which he' was driving
.urnert turtle. At first it was thol
le was seriously injured, ns he wns
endered unconscious, but he was
oon revived and was able to
lome.
Ren Barber, of Gregory, S. I)., vis
ted his fparents, Mr. and Mrs. A.' 0.
3arber, fast week.
Margaret Goodfellow departed the,
ast oi tne week for slnslnnwn, Wis.,
yiyu
to resuinu
college,
plained to her si6ter, MIS3 L,arne
Hansen, that she did not feel well.
In a few minutes she was paralyzed,
and died about 5 o'clock the same
evening. Her father got there about
fifteen minutes before she passed
nway.. She was 18 years of age, and
,vni looking forward with pleasure to
iler first year at the University. She
Was the youngest daughter of H. C.
Hansen, r.t ne time sheriiT of Dako
tn county. Her orother, Victor Han
ben, had just returned from the hos
pital, where he was trcnted for a
broken leg.
Mrs. Lewiri Smith met with ouito
painful accident when she stepped in
to the excavation for water pipes in
the Renni addition.
sail km
Harry Ausihev has returned from
Jtis Pennsylvania trip.
Mr. and Mrs. Herman Roost snent
(11 . .a, . , , , ,
puiiuuy in wiuuruury at me nome or
Mrs. Roost's parents, Mr. and Mrs.
John H-i.-'i
Hal Blackcter and fnrnily of South
Sioux City, John Rlacketcr nnd fam
ily of Homer, and Harry Ostfneyer
and family were Sunday guests in the
Gf.irc Mndscn lwnie. .
The Lad'es Aid s e'ety will meet
on Ihursday alternoon. Seotnr.ber
29th, nt 2::i0, at the Mrs. S. A. 'leikes
home. The entertainment commit
tee is Mrs. Herman Sunt, Mrs. Guy
Sides, Mrs. Roy Armour and Mrs. S.
A. Heikes.
The ladies of the Salem church will
hold a dressed chicken sale at the
Pelletier store in Sioux City oh Sat
urday, .Octohej 1st.
The Salem ladies realized i?83 at
their farm food sme held in the Pel
letier store last Saturday.
Miss Lulu Larson has gone to Wayne
to attend the Normnl, and Howard
Blask went to Lincoln to enter the
university.
Mrs. Kate r'nir-sVatrous of Haigler,
Idaho, visited at the Grandma Rai net
home Inst Friday. She had - been
visiting rcluiives at Wakefield.
The following officers were elected
walk in the Suiday school last Sunday:
Herman Ebel, superintendent; u. M
Boals, assistant superintendent:. Chas.
Reermnnn, secretary-treasurer; Mis.1?
Belle Morgan, organist; Atrs. Wheeler
Cough try, assistant organist.
Mrs. H. Wesley Brown, who" had
nmrfTrv
Redeeming Trait.
"I know I'm old, but I'm crazy about
you," stated Mr. Moneybugs. "When
I go I'll leave all my fortune to you
If you'll have me."
"Have you any bad habits?" asked
Miss Goldlelocks, thoughtfully.
"Only that I walk In ray sleep, If
you could call that a bad habit."
"You dear old thing. Of course Til
marry yotf. And we'll have our honey
moon on the top floor of some tall
hotel, won't we I" American Legion
Weekly.
Surgeon's Job.
Collectors of customs, being con
stantly on the watch for smugglers,
have certain demands which they re
peat almost unconsciously. Not long
ago a tourist came ashore with a bad
ly swollen' cheek.
"What have you there?" asked the
customs officer, pointing to the swell
ing. "An abscess, sir," wus the reply.
"Well," sold the officer, Impatiently,
"open It, please." Boston Transcript.
A Specialist.
"Will you do u little work around
the place If I give you your break
fast?" asked the farmer's wlfv
"Yes,, ma'am," replied the flittered
stranger, "If It's the kind of work
for which I am best fitted."
"What kind Is that?"
"I'm an expert repdlrer of pipe or
gans." Birmingham Age-Herald.
her studies at St. Clara been visiting relatives liero for the
Not the Kind for Present Crisis.
,"No," said old Mr. gubbubs, "I can't
ay that t approve of your match with
that city young 'man.'.' '
"But, father, he has such a fine ge
nealogical tree.!'
'What good is that? If It was pine
or hickory we might burn It, seeln' wa
cou't get any coal."
Precocloue.
Flatbush Do you know when a baby
begins to think?
Bensonkurst Why, sure,
-.Flatbush Well, when?
Bensonhurst Mine began to think
that I ought to walk the floor with
him 'the first week he arrived In the
house. -. .
Might Help.
' Was Shakespeare a poacher?".
' 1 don't care whether that story Is
true or sot,'' sa(d the erudite person;
"but If It Is true It's r pity sume of
our contemporary tlnunatlctM can't
take a preliminary course In deer steal-'IB."
Preepeete Qijed.
"Here's a gent writes our mall-order
house for a wife."
.: ''Can we All that order?"
"I think so. One of our young lady
clerks has started u coy correspond
ence with him." Louisville Courier-Journal.
mast month, returned to her nome at
Mrs. F. K. Schneider departed last Herrick, b. I)
Saturday for her home at Joliot, III.,1
tfter on extended visit with home
folks.
F. W. Wnlsh ui rived here from
Brunswick, Neb., to take charge of
the section, frred Beyers having re
.Igned the position. Mr. Beyers ex
OcctsJ to move onto his brotlier-iii-Inw's
farm near Norfolk. Mi.
Walsh's family will nrrive here about
October 1st.
0. A. Barber is visiting his slsttr,
Mrs. C. L. Granger, at Osage, Wyo.
Jackson dofented Dakota City last
Friday afternoon in their first fcot
f)all scrimmage of the season by a
score of 17 to 0.
There will be a Royal Neighbor
sard party Sundny evening, Sept. 25,
in St. Patrick's hall, Admission ton
cents.
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Em Harris was trfken to St. Jos
eph hospital .(ionday for a minor operation.
Will Covell was an incoming pass
mger from the north Tuesday.
Alrs.jJo.U. ivstldworthy, Mrs. II
lncit Tin IV.-. In..
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The Fred Culhertson family got
away on their eastern trip last Fri
day, going first to West Union, Iowa,
for a short visit, and from there to
Ohio.
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F. Walsh and T. Brazek were In
Sioux City Wednesday.
John Green, Herman Ronsfo and
Tom Hefl'cfnuii were in DnknlU City
last Wednesday on business.
George FJiIo wns in Sioux City last
Friday.
Tiio Chrlstcnsen family enjoyed a
visit with relatives from Des Moines,
Iowa the pnst two weeks.
Mr. Lucian Uineen anil son Mike,
of Sioux City, visited In' the Patrick
Jones home the pnst week.
Miss Rodewig visited over Sunday
in llnrtlngton with her parent?.
Hugh Mundny visited his brother,
Bob Mundny in Sioux City last weck,
Emil Young and Louis and Oscai;
Reiss were in Emerson Sunday to at
tend a lodge meeting. ;
Mr. and Mrs. Tom HeiFernan, Fred
Bartels and Mr. Carmichnel were jn
Expectancies.
"Your constituents expect a great
deal of you."
"Yes;" replied Senator Sorghum.
"Expectation properly managed Is an
asset. My success In politics Is due' to
the fact; that while I was often com
pelled to disappoint my friends I al
ways managed to keep 'em hopeful."
Significant Brevities.
"I suppose you are prepared to de
liver some grea; speeches."
"Not 'ong ones," replied Senator
Sorghum. ' "One word may decide the
future of a man In my position. Ev
erything depends on whether you know
Just when to say 'Aye' and when to
say 'No. "
N. Wagner and Fred Wnscnor motored, Sioux City M mday,
vo Sioux City Saturday. " I Mr. hnd "Mrs. Christensen nnd son
Mrs. Win. Learner wns a visitor r.t visited friends in Sioux City- last
'ho Prof, Swoete home in So. Sioux week. ' c
Saturday. ' John Green was in Dakota City on
Harold Allivay of South Sioux wan: business Monday.
1 Homer visitor Saturday. Patric'k Jones, jr., came up Friday
Mrs. Georo Graham of Crystal and spent u few days in the home of
lake, wns n Homer visitor Sunday. I his parents here.
'Arthur Hirils and wife- attended t Rev. Lnurson of Laurel. Nab., held
he pavement dance In South Sioux services here Sunday in the Lutheran
Real Temptations.
"George Washington wits a truth
ful man."
"As far ns he gut,. But no Inter
viewer ever asked him to make a pub
lic statement about his golf score or
the number of fish he caught,"
Saturday nlir.it.
Mrs. Dr. Seasongood returned to
or homo at IQaper, Neb., after a
everal weeks' vialt in the home of
ier father, fhas. Voss.
Dr. StldwD.'thy, Ray Swanson and
I. N. Wagner went to the sand hills
Inst week on aHiuntlng trip.
Victor Hansen met with quite a
jorlous ncciJont Wednesday of Inst
iveck whllo r.iagging a (Toad horso
behind a hayrack. The wick tippod
church
The Tim O'Connor family of Homer
were Sunday guests at the M. W.
Green home.
Mrs, Herman Renze went to Oma
ha for a two weeks' visit with rela
tives and friends, and nUo to take
in the Aksarben doings.
Joseph Christensen tpent over Sun
dny in ills home here.
Mr. and Mrs. John Jessen mid dau
chter Sine, visited friends in the
THET
He: Dcn't you think we could
marry on my salary?
She: Yea, but could we stay mar
rlcd?
The Law of Ccmpencatlon.
My son, beware the cures that lurk
In a dithoneiit flurry.
A grafter doesn't do much work
Out how he has to worry!
Economy,
favor atrlct
ACCOUNTED FOR
1st Student: I Understand that
there a a great denl ef kicking on the
' arefessors In regard to the compen
sation they receive.
2nd Student: Awl They're only
mad 'causa they can't write horns to
thslr 9ld man for mora money.
ver and in 'limping Victor broke his country Sunday.
leg Jubt above tho ankle. Ho wast Jim Heeney was in the city Mon
nken to St. Joseph's hospital to have day buying stock. He also took in
the fracture reduced. Ithe fuir.
Mrs. Mattors of South Dakota, was) Catherine Long of South Sioux
i Homer visitor last week. I City, visited hero Sunday with her
Chns. DaVu nnd wife were Sioux parents.
City visitors Wednesday. I Mr. and Mrs. Win. Goertz visitde
Chiu, Holsworlh has resigned as in the K. Christensen home Saturday,
treet commlttdonur and also as town The Georgo Eblo family moved to
trustee. Shelby, Iowa, this week.
S. A Brawn and son Lynn, visited Willio Jones returned to Trinity
Mr. Brown'-j mother, Mrs. Sarah college, Sioux City, la'st week.
Brown, in Salem laBt Wodnesday. L. Sorensen spent Snturday nnd
Miss Abblo Rockwell, teacner In 'Sunday visiting in the Christensen
me iuoriuiau scnooi, was an incoming home.
passenf.vr from tho north Saturday.. Leo R. Baume. an instructor in
"You favor atrlct economy, of
course."
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum.
"Hu,t iny attitude toward economy is
a good deal the same as my attitude
toward the violin. I want the other
fellow to do tho practicing and let
nie do the nppluudlng."
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Phone No. 31.
)iit;i City, Neli.
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Everybody Reads the Herald
Support.
"Why do you have those rnlls
there? . Is it to prevent people from
stealing your goods?"
"No. They are for people to catch
hold of when they hear of our prices."
Copenhagen Itnvnen.
Can't Get Away From It.
"This book tells jou how to econo
mize." "DO I need a book to tell me that?"
"Huh?"
"Economy Is forced on me. 1 can't
get uwuy from It."
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uivul Hosting anil rnmily or Uenoa.the Michigan State Auto school, or
Teb., were Honer visitors ior ocvcrnl Detroit, is spending a few days with
days In the Girret Mason home, Mr. ,1,1s father and sister, E. A. Untune
nesting's father accompanied them. Und Miss Kalhrvn. who hnve been in
visited relatives in Homer Sunday.
Mi6s Mabel Sorensen spent the
week-end herj with her slat or. Mrs.
Ed Fox.
Lynn Orov.n and his sister, Mrs.
Gertrude ohupcrdson, motored to
Hoskins Sundny.
Miss Rose ilth win a passenger Ut
So. Sioux City Sunday, returning on
Monday.
11. A. Monroe nnd wifn and hbr sis
ter, Mis Marjorle McKiuli, of South
SioUx City, were Honiei' visitors Sun
day ut thu U. McKinley homo.
This community was shocked Mon
day evening tc tret word from 'Lin
3t w' coin that Edna Hansen was dead. It
The Ktruld forWewi when iMsJIc;v3Js?5med as If It coujd not he
Miss Lisle Smith, who has been as- nl.nn nf St. Mmv's durinir the ab
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msniiK in. uie v:n. iapp nome ini&cucu oi Dr. K. K. Zepli in r.uropo.
turned to ner home
two weeks visit in
home.
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Dakotn City, returned homo Sunuay. Mjss Gait retu
Sol Smith and family and a neph- nst week after a
cw, Clyde Berlon Smith, of Emersom the Christensen h
Our Share,
We can't all imofc btfh-prlctd clcarn
Or' own a llmou.lae,
ifut we can all colUct the bitidi
' And smell tb aaiollne.
The Differentiation.
S, "What's the difference between I
. farmer and u landed prop: io tor?'
kel Un. Corntoisel.
.("'"A fanner," replied her husband
'"isa .waa with a hoe and a laudel
SHrttor Is a man with a golf club,'
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According to U. S. Farmors Bulle
tin 1175, corn yelds can ho Increased
more surely by" tho use of better
seed than In any other way. Seed
corn should be .selected in the lie Hi
from fctalks vihlch yield best in equal
competition with others. Generally
sneaking, tho seed corn that produces
tiio best is tho cheapest. Farmers
are justilleu u devoting considerable
time lo selcjMng nnd caring for it or
in paving good prices if better seed
corn is purchased. Ask the. College
of Agriculture, or tho agricultural
extension agerit in your' county for
true, this touHiSJn. -
Probably That's It
"Your new mnld Is very pretty."
"My husband doesn't thluk so."
"You mean he's wise enough to say
lie dol'sn't think so." Louisville Courier-Journal.
Far From the Madding Crowd.
"Where are those who once drew my
carriage?" demauded Yorlck Ilamui.
"What now?"
"We're out of gasoline." Louisville
Courier-Journal.
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Make certain your entire outfit is an Advance-Rumcly. Then
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There is a size Ideal separator for each size OilPull tractor, tho
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Young Multlrox I'll never forget
the time I proposed to you,
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I don't Intend to let you forget It.
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Edith You say his attentions
you have been marked.
Maud Yes j he has never . ,tftket
(k pric? ug o bis, prgnt.
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