s Dakota County Herald. ytnto Ilmtorlcal Society n ALL THE NEWS WHEN IT IS NEWS F ESTAIIL1SHKI) AUGUST 28, 1891. DAKOTA CITY, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1921 ,. 0L. XXI.Y. NO. 2 T $f E )' V. w Hi T1 03 NEWSY ITEMS FROM liaillHillllGilillE Winnebago Chiefttiin: A son of Bob Lcedom got a gash cut in his forehead last week which required the services of n surgeon. Fullcrton News-Jcurnal: Miss Jo ptphine Huso was a week-end guest of her sister, Mrs. i'A Agnew, leaving on Monday fo. Dakota City. o Pender Republic: Mrs. E. J. Leon ard returned Saturday fiom Dakota City wjierc she had been visiting the family of her son, William Leonard. Ponca Journal: Mr?. John Twohig and daughter?, Margaret ,and Char lotte, of Goodwin, visited last Friday with the former's aunt, Mrs. Martha Sheahan, cast of town. o Ponca Advocate: Mis Etta Bauer 'and little nephew, of Lincoln, spent last week with her mother and hi oth er in Ponca. . . .Gail Benedict, of So. Sioux City, took in the dance in Pon ca Saturday night and remained over Sunday. , o Allen News: E. J. Oarlock of So. : Sioux City, was in Allen Monday af ternno helping A. Stull make prepa rations for hi.j new work as represent ative of the Koch Medicine Co., in Cedar .county. Mr. Stull will contin ue for the prrsent to retain his home in Allen and drive to and fiom his Cedar county tcrritoty. o Walthill Citizen: Win. Beeken md family were So. Sioux City visitors Sunday," with his v.ster. .. .Mr. and . Mis. J. A. Barleby of South Sioux City, attended the Comstock meet ings Sunday. ...The following from Homer attended the Comstock meet ings last Thursday: Mrs. F. J. Thorn, Miss Maggie Thorn, Mr,"?. E. M. Lfcam, jWev, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Kipper, and Mr'. C. A. Hiserote. o W-uthill Time: I'.inc isa Jif Lik, i.ionubly tht ilct r.ia.v or of tno Omuha tribf, died. August I2.", l!)2I.oi senility at iho bgc of 10S o'irt. Lhe vas the wife of John Big Elk and she was bom near Homer. Her father was Hai-ga-ha and her mother, Naz-7aen-2a. Shewas a sister of Mrs. Silas Wbod3 who lives southeast of J.Iacy. rThe iuneial ,was held at Macy August 27th. " v o Sioux City Journal, 15: ' A man giving hi j name as Peter Skopka unll liis address ar. Sioux City was arrested by Marshal George Knox at Homer, Neb., last night and is bejng held pending an investigation by the "au thorities of Hamer. When arrested Attention! Your. Spring Supplies We have tKem t Interior Wall Finish Outside niUl Inside Paints and Varnishes Barn Paint Poultry Fence and Netting , Garden Tools Lawn Mowers A- j Screen Wire ' vf Screen Doors V Window Screens ' T Carpet Beaters Perfection Oil Stoves, and other makes Full Line of Enamel and Alumi mm Ware Full Lino of Galvanized Ware llorso Collar Pads Baskets Hog Tioughs Hog Oilers Garden Gates ' Iowa Farm Gates Posts--Steel and Wood TllltKi: TO.NS OF SLACK COAL SEE US FOB ANYTHING IN BUILDERS HARDWARE LINE 111(1 STOCK OF LVJIBKH G F. Hughes i Co. H. It. GREER, Manager. Dakota City, Neb. mmismMimzmmgmMvmfwm OUR EXCHANGES jg the man was driving a car which is alleged to have contained six gallons of "moonshine whisky." Sioux City Journal, 20: After tak- ing $7 from James Ressegleu, of So. Sioux City, Neb., two thugs mal tieated his feminine companion and their apparent attempt to assault her was frustrated only by the approach of a motor car. The holdup occur red on a load which leads from Morn ingside to the Floyd monument. The two lobbers held guns on Ucsbcgicu while they lclicved him of his cash. While one kept a revolver pointed at him. the otjhe. turned to the woman, hcull'ling with her for some fi-w min utes before the motor car rppeared. 1 At its approach, the two thu,',s ran. . p Sioux Citj Journal, 17. I lmore E. ' Halstead, an early resident of Ponca, Neb., and widely known banker, died ;it Cleveland, 0., Friday morning, fol lowing a slight paralytic sticke. Mr. Halsteud owned n chain of banks in Iowa, South Dakota and Nebraska. Mr. Halstead established the Leeds bank in L90U. The deceased also es tablished the Dixon County 'bank at Ponca and tho Bank of Jefferson, at Jellerson, S. 1). Mr. Halstead was 69 years old. The aged banker was born at Port Byron. N. Y May 15, 1852. Movi.i.c to Vaterloo, la.,, while a young man he entered the jewelry business. In 1881 he moved to Pon I ca, where he established a bank the same year. Mr. Hnlstead continued to operate the Ponca bunk until 1919, when because of ill health he sold out and moved 10 Cleveland. The de ceased owned banks at Gay dlle, Meek ling and Bui bank, S. f). Mr. Hal stead also established the bank at Jackson, Neb., and was associated with the bank at O'Neill;. Neb. Tho last ol the chain-ofJianksjQWrTea' tfy Mr. Halstead was sola within the last two years. Besides his widow, Mrs. Etta H. Halstead, of Cleveland, he is sur ived by one son, Taylor II. Halstead, o'f Leeds, la., and two daughters, Mrs. II. W. Fenton, Lima, 0., and Mrs. J. S. Metcalf, Cleveland. Burial will be made in c'ther Cleveland or Port iJyron, N. Y Monday. lee House Plans Of course the ice harvest is still several months ofT, but now is the time to begin, planning that new ice house. U. SI Farmers Bulletin 1078, "Harvesting and Stori.ig Ice on the Farm." discussed thn cnnnnitv Wn- ttion, construction, insulation, drain p;e, ventilation, and watei proofing of ice houses mi tjiows plans and spe cifications for six different types of houses. Th's bulletin may be secui cd lreo from your county agricultural extension agent 'or from the College of -Agriculture. tniiij 'h - - Tt A DYERTISING Is v the Hyphen That BrinasBuuer and Seller Together. reed Now for Winter Egg rrndurthin At this season of the yeir when grass is more or less dried up, and bugs and fresh water are scarce, the hens are verv ant to beeomu ill and overfat from too much corn, -oats, Tho parents of the school children wheat, or barley they find In, great-are working with us in part only, In abundance around the overage farm. lour request that they keep the Do not expect tho hens to do their childien at home until the, ringing best on an over-supply of starchy) of tho first bells. Now really this food and a lack of green food, pro- is for the best. If you are not able tein, and fresh water. to handle your own children, how do This is one of the most critical of you expect us to do so. all months in pullet management.) If they do not have a growing food. Tho telephone is no doubt placed supplied in o dry mash, they tore tool n the school house for the benefit of apt to become stunted and start a the patrons of tho school. It is premature molt. " - ttjuite necessary to have ono-ln tho Feed a dry mash to hens and puN 8choo yet it mny be ,mule to 1)Q a lets now to start them int6, winter nnjnrw.. l'b.. .unarininmhni ,,i . .. VftI . J. , lUUUULblUil, fTIllIC blli;iU J lilt one best ration, the Nebraska Col lege of Agriculture gets excellent le sults with the following dry mash ra tion: 50 pounds bran, 50 pounds shorts, 50 pounds corn meal, 50 pounds ground OatS, 50 pounds tankage 01 lnn.1 .Mnn J1 Mn.H.l 4ltln 1 tiiciiu sui djo, 7!i fuuuua buuiut ,uil. The dry mash Is for egg production ana 10 mono muscie, tenaons, hkii, intestines and feathers and should bo kept before hens, all tho 'time, inWhLnYt, LSffl making a good self-feeder can be oh tained free of charge from vourcoun ty agricultural extension ugent or by writing to thj College oi Agriculture, Lincoln, Neb., for circular No. 1419. On practically all the farms the hens are getting all the grain they need but if they are not, a good, chcrp scratch rati in is as follows: 50 nnund.q crnp.knd porn. PR iiniind. cracked barley, 25 pounds of whole wheat, 2b pounds of whole oats. This should be fed twice a day in litter. The mash will cost about $1.25 per hundred and the scratch feed about 85 cents per hundred. Different, were talking They were talking about their friends. "And what do you think of Jones?" "I'd truBt him with my life." "Yes, I know. But would you trust him with fourpence in cash?" Lon don Tlt.Blts. A Raise. Two drummers in conversation: "Jack Rose handed In his resigna tion as a bluff ty make the firm raise his Balary." "Did they raise It?" "Yes, but another man Is drawing It." Boys' Life. The Hunger for Comedy. "Why don't you put a little humor Into your remarks?" "I tried it once," replied Senator Sorghum. "It almost ruined me. The folks out home began to write Indig nant letters because my miliMMiuent speeches failed to make 'em laugh." Comparisons In Mentality. "Do you think Hamlet was Insane?", "Well," replied Cactus Joe, "I'm no alienist. But I will say he was snintt er In some respects than us fellers that puld real money to get Into the show." The Practical Viewpoint. "The motion pictures should be cen soied." "Of course," replied Mr. Storming ton Barnes. "Nothing boosts any kind of a show like an argument about Its morals." Crocodile Tears. Qeorge Birdie hud hei uudlenre In tears last night. Pussle Yes, they were r-iylng foi their money back, poor things. Lon don Mall. Safety First. Wlgg "Girls don't buist Into tear as easily as they used to." , Wugg "No; they've - learned thai crying ruins the modern complexion,' London Answers. - u Life as I See It. "As I left the house this morning said to myself: "Nothing can hurt nx to-day. I am captain of my souh"-. "Then"! slipped on a bauasu peeL' s DAKOTA CITY SCHOOL NOTLS By Prof. H. M.-Eaton .,..- . . , I MMV lltl,MVtl IIIU principal are busy with the classes practically every period of tha day. Ihev are not in a position to answer the same at all times. Please con fine yourselves to near tho close of , oourstf in case of sickness we will be , nlnnsnil tn nn.vvr nt, nn ttrnn t ' The .Inckson football team defeated . .,, f ' ;; " d.m" "st lne tu.?,?i0'.1' . P'1 af-, nine e. wp hr.ne to do better. It" was a mighty ipunky gume at that. School will be dismissed the com ing Friday on account of the Inter-s-tnte fair at Sioux City. This will give everyone a chance to see the ex hibit without missing school. I VTwo and more weeks of school lias 1 Kno y and" not a soul has been up to seo us. Oh, yes, you are paying us, out we would like for you to pay us a visit and find out you are, getting your money's worth, Halleck Mason missed school a half day Monday. This was tho first black spot in our attendance record A Dlscoyery. The Women's Dean Remember, young lady, that billions of bacte ria are propagated through the prac tice of kissing. The Senior That is funny. How did they ever find put that bacteria Indulged In kissing?'' DISPROVED Women can't keep a secret." "Nonsense! The cook never tells you she Is going to leave until you have Invited a house full of com pany." New Fish Storlss. John Harleycorn, the friend of vice, Still timkeH a wicked stiuggle, And docs not know It Is not nice l'or lUlilmr smacks to smuggle. Forgetting Her Starry Eyes. Eva I think thin young Saplelgh Is a boob; he Invited me out lust night for u moonlight walk. Julia Well, what did he do? E a Nothing, hut admire the moon, light I An Obstruction.' Joy Rider (ut phone) Is there any thing to prevent you from getting a cur around here promptly? Gurugo Mun There Is jour last bill. He Knew, . "Your honor, this lady murrled a man to reform him." "Divorce granted," said the Judge briefly. "Never mind about the dtulls." An Amended Aphorism. I "Imitation Is the slnceiest flattery." "No," replied Miss Cujenne, "Hut Ury is the luslucetest Imitation." I THE 1IE1ULD FOJt NEWS The Scrap Book CIGARETTE CASE TOO COSTLY Man-About-Town Found That Friends Were Too Apt to "Mooch" Smokes From the Box. case?" asked the business man of his friend us tho latter ottered lihu u clgnrctto from an ordinary puckage. "I dou't carry my case nny moVo bo cuuso I couldn't stand the expense," the man replied. "Expetibol" exclaimed tho business man. "What experiso Is there1 con irccted with currying u cigarette coseT : "Well," his friend replied, "It you' Iiuvq been a close observer of the psy chology of offering the weed to a inun, jou know that a cigarette In a case looks much niorc'toinpHilj than ft does In an Ordinary package.- jlne' times out of ten u nun wln'take a cigarette when It la offered to him, from i casp, Of course, out of courtesy I always offer one to my' friends, so caVrylng ng to, my wcjyiiu tf I imveh't a cse an expensive proposi tlon. I haven't olStalned the statis tics on the brdlnary package, 'but 1 know tliut the average of acceptances Is far lower." CHANCE TO BUY THE WdtUD English Village Has It for Sale, Al- though It Is Made of Portland Cement. Jules Verne or II. O. Wells, letting his fancy free, could have made much of tho chance to buy the worjd. It does not come to every man, but It conies to all who happen to bo at Swanage, Dorset, England, In Uie month of July. For that curiosity known as the Great Globe Is then to be put up at auction. It Is a1 great mass of Portland stone, measuring 10 feet In diameter, und weighing 40 tons. It Is ip posted as to represent the ppsltloijpf the Vn'rth In space, and' on Jtssjirfaee are BhownflJn detail all 'the 'countries of the world. 'George Mowlem Burt, the Swanage boy who made a fortune In London as a con tractor, and then came back to "de velop," his nntlve village, was a perfect Gradgrlnd for facts. Not content with erecting the Great Globe, he sur rounded It with stone slabs crammed with geographical stutlstlcs. And yet the railway advertisements" tell you that Swnnuge Is a place wbero child ren may spend a happy holiday. willnslniHA Iiiiiiii i! iiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiu iiifiii mi iiiiiilinii n in See This Golden Range -It's the Latest 2 Actually this new coal and wood range nppe an as if it were worth SlO.OOO! For wens it mado of scHul cmM. vm, . could scarcely detect the difference. Not only clots tho new metal heavy, fAclt "copperoid" -which composes iti outer walls and high closer, resemble gold in color, it re tains this golden appearance despite hcatj it cleans easily, , ( does nor chip, crack or break, and "defies rust. So tho range is as everlasting as it is beautiful to behold. Come, "A , utv, aumireanu wonueracitl ROUND OAK COPPEROID CHIEF RANGE The price is surprisingly moderate, duo to immense pro- , , duction, and is guaranteed. Terms. FRED SCHRIEVER & CO. DAKOTA CITY, r i i ,,-, ; , ' , : , w. Smuggler's Ingenious Trick. Arthur Mason, author of "The Fly ing Bo'stnr," tells, upropos of tho current news of liquor smuggling, a story Of a very prosperous smuggler with whom he was acquainted on thu Pacific coast n number of years ago. This man's wares were Chinese. Ho brought them In, there Was no doubt of tliut, But for long his professional secret remained undiscovered, Itev enue ofllcers'boardlng him could never find anyone but his crew. Ills trick was to have some curious collars mado and nt tho nppronch of revenue men he dropped his Chinese oerboard In these, securely attached by n line. When nil was clear ltd fished them up again, apparently nOnd tho worfee In health. Daddy of All the Bugs. The monster bug of the ago has been found by n man In Hodgenvlllc, Kan. The man found him when ho cut down a tree. It Is 10 Inches from tip to tip and weighed OVi pounds. It Is a dull .ellowlsh brown color. The most fttrlklng feature about It Is Its beak, hnvhig a clasp nbovo and below. He was f 1-O70H when found and thought to be dead, but 'when warmed-up he made a heavy buxzlng- noise that could be heard 1100 yards. .Exclmngt. Made Successful Appeal for Life. Czar, a terrier pup, was, u 'candidate for the dog catcher's pound In To peka, Kan., because his master, a Rus sian, had been out of work for, several weeks, and therefore could not buy Czar (he license. So a card Inscribed "l'leitso help pay for my license" was attached to a can fastened ubuut the dog's neck. Tho terrier sat near the Rock Island depot for two hours, and enough money was donated to save bis life. Students Made Protest Effective. The story of n tinlquo strike comes from Naples, Jtuly. -Students of the university protested against the ever Increasing price of scientific text books. Marching round tho jelty to the book shops they pr6sented a, demand for a GO per cent reduction. Stores of those who refused wero raided and theh stocks torn to pieces or pitched Jnto the streets, . -N,a.tur,al Deductlofj. , "Ahl" breathed the nra'utoup sleuth, "a mouse has visited this rooml" "Great Scott, man I How do you know?" said the listener. "Simple. Seo the woman's heel marks In the scat of the , mahogany chair." Pittsburgh Chronlclo-Tele srnph. Tho Hcrajd forNevs when it Is News. NEJUtASKA m "