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Flavor
A Matter of Spelling.
AVe felt- sure that the silly season
would not pass without something oc
curring to Justify its title. "If one Is
a doughnut," runs a query sent us,
"why Isn't the other a coughcough
nut 1" Boston Transcript.
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine
Beware ! Unless, you see the name
HBayer" on package or on tablets you
are not getting genuine Aspirin pre
scribed by physicians for twenty-one
years and proved safe by millions.
Take Aspirin only as told In the Bayer
package for Colds, Headache, Neural
gia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache,
Lumbago, and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of As
pirin cost few cents. Druggists also
cell larger packages. Aspirin Is the
trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of
Monoacetlcacldoster of Sallcyllcacld.
Advertisement.
Stung.
Walter Thank you very much, sir.
Diner What do you mean? 1
haven't given you anything.
Walter No, sir, but I bet n half
dollar that you wouldn't tip we.
Diner Oh, you did. eh I Well, here's
a nickel. Now you're out 45 cents,
and serves you right for your con
founded Impertinence.
Three Colors Enough.
Ilarold Why doesn't Great Brltnln
give more practical atteutlon to dye
stuffs? Clarice Perhaps we don't feel the
practical need of them. With a good
permanent red, white, and blue there's
no special occasion to worry about
finicky variations. London Answers.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
OASTOKIA, that famous old remedy
for Infants and children, and see that it
Signature ot(C
In U60 for Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
One at a Time, Anyway.
Alice I've met the only man I ever
loved.
Virginia now often? Life.
If the unexpected always happens,
why not expect It?
An Imperfect Container.
"Her tears gave the thing away."
"Well, we might have known It
would leak out." Boston Transcr'pt.
No man ever respects a woman who
does not respect herself
A delicious
peppermint
flavored sugar
jacket around pep
permint flavored chew
ing gum.
Will aid your appetite
and digestion, polish
your teeth and moisten
your throat.
ViJ.lii
Dolls for Greenland Kiddies.
Dozens of American dolls are being
taken by Capt. Donald 1$. MacMlllan
on his present trip to the Arctic to be
distributed to the kiddles of Green
land. A Feeling of Security
You naturally feci secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Root.
It is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
It is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
It is not recommended for everything.
It is nature's great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad
der troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. If you need a medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drag stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
areat preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper. Advertisement.
The New Mother.
The Mother Shame on you, Doris,
for being so selfish! You know I'll
be careful of your frock ; besides don't
forget the times you've worn my silk
stockings. Cartoons Magazine.
CATARRHAL DEAFNESS
Is greatly relieved by constitutional treat
ment HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE
Is a constitutional remedy. Catarrhal
DeafnesH 1b caused by an Inflamed con
dition of tho mucous llnlnff of the Eusta
chian Tube. When this tuba Is lnllamec
you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect
hearing, and when It la entirely closed
Deafness Is the result. Unless the In
flammation can be reduced, your hcarlnR
may bo destroyed forever. HALL'S
CATARRH MEDrCINE acts through the
blood on the mucous surfaces of the sys
tem, thus reducing the Inflammation and
osRlstlng Nature In restoring normal con
ditions. Circulars free. All Druggists.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toredo, Ohio. Ad
vertisement. Young Bargain Hunter.
Her mother took little Edna down
town the other day nnd as they walked
slowly along they saw the sign In an
entrance, "Chlldren hnlf price."
"Oh, tnniniuu," cried Kdun, "do let's
go In and buy a bnby now they're so
cheap." Hoston Transcript.
The Cutlcura Toilet Trio.
Having cleared your skin keep It clear
by making Cutlcura your every-dny
toilet preparations. The soap to elennsf
and purify, the Ointment to soothe nnd
heal, tho Talcum to powder and per
fume. No toilet tnble Is complete
without them. 2fc everywhere. Ad
vertisement. A innn never tries to belittle other
men unless lip feels that they are
superior to himself.
One of the modern "en res that In
fect the day" Is seeing that one's
, Uotheg ure pressed,
I CONDENSED
S CLASSICS
4?
THE OLD
X CURIOSITY SHOP
? By CHARLES DICKENS ?
A . X
Frederick H. Dole, Junior Mas-
X ter, Boston Public Latin School X
In G. K Cheat rlon'a nenrclilti "tuily
of CluirlcH DlckOM, he point out irhnt
uu extrnordlnnrr difference there In be
tween the popularity of Dlckcnn nntl
the popularity of the mot cnRcrly rend
EiiKllnh writer of todny. People rend
n Dlckcnn' ntory atx tlmcn, nnyn Sir.
Chesterton, beennne they knovr It no
well. It they con rend n modern popu
lar novel nix ttmen, It In only bccmiHc
they enn forget It nix tlmcn.
One ren.non for thin dllTcrcncc In the
Tlvldncnn vrlth which the people of
Dlckcnn ntnnd out. There arc dorenn
of chnrncterii In Dlckcnn whom rendern
feel they know better thnn they do
their niont lntliuntc frlcndn. One linn
hut to think of Dick Swlvcller or tlullp
In "The Old Curlonlty Shop" to ncc
them moving pant. And there arc
othern In thin book nnd' In nil the
novcln who ure no familiar thnt the
mere mention of their tinmen conjnren
them Into life. Much nn wc like nnd
nrc thrilled by the men nnd women,
who dnrc nnd love In the popular
ntorlen of todny, there nre none of them
Vfhom rrc nhould recognize nn quickly
If TVe ttliw them In the ntrcet nn we
Would MIcnTrbcr or Mm. Gnmp or Snm
Wcller or n hont of othern crcntcd more
thnn hnlf a century ago.
It wnn the wrltcr'n Imnglnnttnn thnt
made bin chnrnctcrn necm Rlnntn when
they nre placed bcnlde the chnrnctcrn
of Inter men. It In thin Imagination,
"now humorouN, now terrible, now
"Imply Krotcnnuc," thnt I'rofcnnot
Snlntnbnry tcrmn "of n qualify which
ntnndn entirely by ltnclf, or In np
pronched nt n dlntnnce, nnd with u
difference, only by thnt of bin great
French contemporary, llnlrnc."
A LITTLE child the beautiful
ly drawn character sketch of
such a one as the Divine Mas
ter so often chose to hold up as a mod
el for his followers this Is our hero
ine. Though not yet fourteen years old,
she could loolt back on better days
gono by. Then her grandfather wns
happy nnd contented and had often
talked of her nngcl mother. She had
walked with him In the fields beyond
the city's noise, nnd they had there en
joyed many delightful hours.
Now ho has changed, no Is anxious,
worried, nnd secretive. He often sends
the child on busluess to tho house of
the hateful dwarf, Qullp. Ho Is away
from homo every night, returning just
before day, and Is filled with gloom
whenever he conies back. The child
cannot comprehend the reason for this
change.
She tells this to the sympathetic
Mrs. Qullp, while the monster who has
loaned her grandfather money listens
nt tho door. He has supposed tho old
man to be possessed of great secret
wealth and to be In tho way of mnklng
much more money If only he could be
carried over a temporary emergency.
But the child's statements to his wife
made the dwarf suspicious, no Inves
tigated and found Nell's grandfather
had talcen his loans to the gaming ta
ble and had" lost.
"I am no gambler," cried tho old
man fiercely, when accused by Qullp.
"I call heaven to witness that I never
played for gain of .mine or love of
play; Unit at every piece I staked I
whispered thnt orphan's name and
called on heaven to bless the venture
which It never did."
He cried out that his winnings would
liavo been made from evil men and
would have been spent on a sinless
I child. Qullp wns unmoved by his ap
I peals for further aid. He had a legal
l hold on the old man's curiosities and
other property and brought UIs lawyer
to take possession of the premises.
Kit, the sen-ant boy of Nell's grand
father, had angered Qullp by calling
him names, and tho dwarf took re
venge by telling the old man that Kit
lind Informed of tho gambling.
Early one morning, before Qullp
nnd his lawyer awoke, Nell and her
grandfather crept softly out and left
their home forever. They had visions
' of fair fields and country scenes
through which they would journey.
i Tho child had learned that she must
be tho lender, and ho followed willing
ly. She had a little money, hut ncy
must depend upon chnrlty when that
was gone.
i The first day they made n long Jour
ney nnd were given n ride by a kind
I countryman. They stnyed. that night
at an inn with two Punch and Judy
showmen for whom Nell had done n
bit of mending. With thim they went
to the races the next day, but Nell be
came suspicious of the men nnd es
caped with her grandfather Into the
open country.
Nearly exhausted by another long
walk, they arrived nt a school play
ground. Tho schoolmnstcr kindly took
them home, nnd they stayed there a
few days, obtaining nculod rest.
Continuing their Journey, they next
met with n traveling wax-figure show,
and Nell so favorably Impressed Mrs.
Jurlcy, tho mnnagcr, thnt she received
employment, nor bitterest experience
enmc at this time.
Ilcr grandfather fell In with some
gamblers and lost nearly nil their mon
ey. Sho had a gold coin of which he
knew nothing. She chnngod this in
payment for their nlght'H lodging, lint
awoko to find her grandfather robbing
ner purso of every coin In order to
;aii)blo ngaln. A short time Inter Noll
icnrd tho gamblers persuade, htm to
tea' from Mrs. Jurloy holding out Uio
hopo that ho would win much more
I hnn enough to repay her secretly.
Poor Nell was now In absolute ter
ror. She woke him thnt night nnd told
htm of a terrible dream, wherein sho
saw men Hko him robbing those asleep.
She made him flee with her at once.
On nnd on Uiey walked, farther and
farther from Loudon. Finally they
came to a smoky town. A poor work
man took the tired child In his arms
and led the way near the furnace room
of n huge factory where they could
sleep warmly.
The poor girl wns nearly exhausted,
but In tho morning they pressed on
their Journey. At last they saw a fa
miliar form. The child screamed and
fell senseless r.i tho feet of Uio school
master. He carried her gently Into a
nenrby Inn, nnd there she gradually
recovered by means of stimulants, food
nnd rest. '
Tho schoolmaster had received what
wns to him n princely appointment. He
had been given a position paying thirty-five
pounds mutually In n distant
town, and he was walking there. He
had loved Nell since ho saw her nnd
begged them to go and live nenr him.
Entirely friendless, except for hltn.
they went gladly. Their new home' was
in n beautiful peaceful village. Nell
obtained n position ns caretaker of the
church, and they lived next door to
the schoolmaster.
Now tho old man's servant, Kit, had
obtained nn excellent position near
homo by being strictly honest In his
dcnllngs with n kind old man, Mr. Gar
land. He had never lost his deslro to
find nnd help Nell and her grandfa
ther. A strange gcntlcmnn appears In the
story In senrcli of the same personages.
He proves to bo tho old grandfather's
younger brother, who has lived abroad
many yenrs. Ho has made much money
and has returned to share It with his
aged relative, who has now disap
peared. After one unsuccessful Jour
ney, he found out where Nell nnd her
grandfather were living. Taking Kit
nnd Mr. Garland along, tho younger
brother traveled to tho vlllnge. They
arrived there late at night, but Kit
discovered the old man nt once. He
asked for Nell, and her grandfather
said she was asleep. Then the younger
brother, Mr. Garland, tho schoolmas
ter and an old man who had befriend
ed Nell entered.
Poor Nell had been (lend for two
days. "There upon her little bed she
lay nt rest. No sleep so beautiful and
calm, so free from trace of pain, so fair
to look upon. Sho seemed n creature
fresh from the hand of God nnd wait
lug for tho brcnth of life; not one who
had lived nnd suffered denth." Worn
out by her long journey, her lack oi
food, her exposure, and the anxiety for
her grandfather, she had never recov
ered from tho strain, although her Inst
days had been spent In perfect peace
and joy.
Tho old man wns found dend upon
her grave not long afterward.
How Kit's honesty had onco been
questioned because of a plot laid
against him by tho wretched Qullp,
and his lawyer; how his Innocence had
been proven through the testimony of
the lawyer's servant mnld, n starved,
abused child ; how the humorous Dick
Swlvcller nsslsted in freeing Kit, and
how he was rewarded; how the horrl
ble dwarf met n well-deserved death
by drowning all those side-lights to
the main story of Little Nell are told
In Dickens' own Inimitable wny. But
they must ever be regarded as mere ac
cessories In tho development of the
short life history of one of tho most
pathetic and lovnble characters In our
literature.
Oh, mightiest mnster of the pen of
English ficUon, we thank thee for tho
gift of little Nell, to show us by her
love nnd Innocenco nnd faith how much
of God may reside In humnnlty.
Copyright, 1919, by tho Post Publishing
Co. (Tho Boston Post). CopyrlKht In the
United Kinrjdom, tho Dominions, Its Col
onles nnd dependencies, under tho copy
right act. by tho Post Publishing Co.,
Boston, Mass., U. S. A. All rights re
served. Possibly Polly Knew It
A man made n bet with n friend
that ho would teach tho lattcr's par
rot to say Uie word "halloa" In ono
lesson. Accordingly he sat down be
side the bird's cage and repented the
won! "halloa," "halloa," "halloa,"
without pausing, for nearly ten min
utes, tho parrot meantime remnlnlng
apparently unheeding, and so motion
less ns to suggest sleep altogether a
singularly unpromising pupil. Noth
ing dnunted, the teacher, after n brief
pause to take breath, began once more,
"Halloa, halloa." Bousing himself
with ostentatious effort, Polly fixed his
Instructor with" a cold and glittering
eye .nd exclaimed, "Number en
gaged I"
Useless Worry.
Somo ono hns said that If tho en
ergy expended In useless worry could
he stored and translated Into power,
llko electricity or Rtenni, It would op
enito nil the machinery of the world.
There Is no doubt that tho energy wo
wnatB In worrying, If turned In the
right direction, would conquer all our
problems nnd difficulties. Wo not only
crlpplo r.'id dwarf our Iles and cause
ourselves constnnt suffering by wor
rying and fretting over misfortunes
thnt come to us, but wo torturo our
selves, ruin our happiness nnd sap
our vitality by anticipating troubles
nnd misfortunes thut novcr come
Orison Switt Mnrdcn In Clilcago
News.
Aftermath Gossip.
"From the stories my son tells
about tho war, I gather there weru
very many men A. W. O. L In Paris,"
"It wns only natural there, wasn't
It, for them to tnlce French leavui"
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THANKFUL
FOR GOOD
HltS. CAM. LINDIR
R.r.B.K.l.l8x44,
Dutil, Mtunittta
TABLETS OR
ONE THING SHE HADN'T LOST
Puptl's Statement of Fact Probably
Gave Music Teacher Occasion for
Deep Thought.
A well-known music teacher In At
lanta was giving n lesson to a talent
ed but careless pupil and wns rapidly
losing nil patience with nor. Finally,
at a most complicated part of n dif
ficult piece, the pupil lifted her hands
from the piano and made a wild dash
for her handkerchief to stop a threat
ened sneeze. It wns tho last straw.
"Was there ever such a girl!" ex
claimed the teacher, thrusting her own
handkerchief nt the offender. "You
lose your position, you loso your lin
gering, you lose your handkerchief
you loso everything I"
"Not quite everything," said the pu
pil with a smile. "I haven't lost my
temper."
Flls In Education.
A pet theory of Hex Ingram, pro
ducer of "Tho Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse" and "Tlio Conquering
Power," Is thnt motion pictures win in
time virtually supplant ornl Instruc
tion In tho schools. Ho believes thnt
the eye Impressions work more pow
erfully on tho brain thnn those of
things heard.
A test of the theory, It Is said, was
made recently in Detroit, where a
school class was divided Into two
crouns of euunl Intelligence. Ono
group had n motion picture lesson ;
no explanation wns given by a teacher.
The lesson lusted l.'l minutes. Tho
other group received oral Instruction
from n teacher for 55 minutes. Then
oiii'h group wns tested on the lesson.
The average grade of the motion pic
ture group wns J1.20 per cent higher
thnn that of the oral group.
Medium Was Right.
"Dlvvle a bit do I bellevo tho mes
sages those mediums ure nfter got
tin' from tho dead," declared Dugun.
"Ve can't bo tcllln' whether they'ro
true or not." "More fool ye. Ye can,
nnd I can prove It," contradicted Mon
nhnn. "ll.v mistake I' was reported
killed entirely In tho ,war, and ono
day me sister went to a medium who
told her I wns wlshln I was back on
enrth. And at that very time I was
on n transport In n high sea, d'yo
mind?"
A Business Woman.
He had paid ?:I0 for his Pnnnmn
hut, but wns nshamed to admit It and
toll his wife It cost $3.
"Oh, .lotin," she said a few days
afterward, as she greeted him on his
arrival home, "I made such n splen
did bargain today. There was an old
clothes man here, nud when he saw
your new Piumtua he wns foollsb
enough to ' offer five dollars for It.
There are some things I neeil adver
tised In I lie paper and I want thnt
two dollars nil for myself." New
York Sun.
A Question of Identity.
The New Minister "Do you know
who I am, my little man?" Llttlo
Hlllle "Certainly. Don't you know
who you are?"
When a man's temper Is milled his
brova tisunllv knit,
iMmraiii
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First on the
m
ONCE the crispness and charm of
Grape-Nuts have been tested by tho
family, there's one item that stands prom
inently out in the marketing list thereafter.
That's Grape-Nuts.
The twenty hours of continuous baking
have produced, from the natural richness
of wheat and malted barley, a food that ,
is uniquely sweet with sugar developed
from the grains themselves, and whose
enspness and flavor make a delightful
appeal to every member of the family.
W
W And Grape-Nuts is soundlv nourishincr
a great builder of health and strength.
Served with cream or milk, as a cereal
for breakfast or lunch, or made into a
pudding for dinner.
See that your marketing list includes
this delicious, economical food, today. ,
All grocers.
"There's a Reason" for Grape -Nuts,..'.
taarcmmvin::m
PE-RU-NA
DID HER
YEARS AGO
wmmtmmtwm
Keeps the Medicine with Her for Safety
Mrs. Carl Lindor, K. E. 1). No. 2, Box 4-1,
Dassol,Jlinno6ota,vrltca: "I want to thank
you for your kindness' and tho good your
remedy did mo yenrs ago. Lam perfectly
well nnd visiting in Spokano. Wash. "VVcro it
not for Po-ru-na I would not hnvo boon able
to mnko this trip. I always tako your medi
cine with mo for safoty should 1 tako cold.
Pralso to Po-ru-na."
As nn cmorgoncy remedy for ovorydny ills,
Po-ru-na lina boon In lAo fifty years.
LIQUID . SOLD EVERYWHERE
Notice this delicious
flavor when you
smoke Lucky Strike
it's scaled in by
the toasting process
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Oyru4 tgr
KS
7tStn
H--li- v
rrvtiC
Ladies Let Cutlcura
Keep Your Skin
Fresh and Young
Soap 25c, Ointment 25 tnd 50c, Tilcnm 2Sc
HEARD AND HEEDED APPEAL
Sexton Rather Spoiled Effect of Preach
er's Discourse by His Prompt
and Literal Obedience.
A country negro preacher was
spenklng nt length to his congrega
tion of the ninny things round us that
are shrouded In mystery, nnd of which
wo know little. As ho warmed to hta
theme, he bcenmo most eloquent, and
frequently ropented the oft-quoted
saying: "More light l Oh, for more
light I"
His surprlso may bo Imagined
when, after ono of theso. utternncw,
tho old' sexton.'Who had been dozing
slnco the beginning of tho sermon,
woke with a sturt, then got up, tlo
toed sortly Into tho vestry, seized two
additional candles nnd, ascending the
pulpit stairs, placed them beside the
two already there, and In a loud
whisper, heard all over tho church, ex
claimed; "Yo' shore got to do with' these;
thero ain't no mo;."
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I STRIKE i1
Jroasted
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vrry
Insects Big Pest.
Insect pests cause an annual loss to
the world's field crops of $l'2.r,00qi000,
according to tho report of tiio en
tomological brunch of the Canadian
department of agriculture, whjch Is
carrying on an "antlwiiste" research
campaign to discover effective counter
actives. The botany branch of tlie de
partment clulms to hnvo saved. $49,
(MI0.O00 n year by Its crusade 'against
Riuut nnd Its control of late blight aad.
rot of potatoes. ,'
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Taxation Blues. . . .
"Grandpa, what was tho tunc., the
old cow died on?" "'Taxation blues,'
honey," said Mr, Cobbles. H ,
Appetite List
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